Continuing your life begins with cultivating immortality

The bank Xu had to tell half the truth, saying: "Miss Yang's husband called her last night and asked her where she was, she said that she was in the music city, and her husband said then I will pick you up now." "

The fat man asked, "And then she was picked up by her husband like that?"

The bank Xu whispered, "Yes." "

The husband of Miss Yang he was talking about at this time was Lao Chen.

The fat man said again: "Jiabao said that he spent a few hundred yuan, but there was nothing, it was not cost-effective, and he could hug and touch it when he went to dance." "

Po was splashed with dirty water by him for no reason, and he wanted to argue with him. At this time, Lian Sheng said: "It's useless, it's useless, if you go somewhere else in the future, it's better to go grass skiing in the ecological park or something, it was useless last night." "

He had probably been there once with his wife and son, and he thought it was fun and wanted to go again.

The bank Xu also wanted to curry favor with them, and asked, "Do you want to go to the summer resort?" I have sent people there no less than 15 times, and I know their general manager, and the discount can be very low. "

The fat man said: "There are no women, what are you going to do after you go, you say, you can hug women, it is better to wait for the summer to swim in the sea." "

He gave Bao a look.

Another Saturday, the fat man called Po and asked, "Do you want to play ball?"

Ah Bao only has Miss Yang in his heart now, and he has no interest in playing at all, and said, "I have already played yesterday, let's wait for tomorrow." "

He said: "I'm going to fight today, I'm going to fight tomorrow, Ah Xu has another show, it's just the two of us." "

Ah Bao said: "The car was driven away by my wife, and I can't go without a car." "

He said, "I'll pick you up." "

Po thought he had a car and asked, "Are you driving to pick me up?"

He said, "No, on a motorcycle." "

The fat man said: "I think so, I go to the movies at night after playing, and tonight the movie theater will play "Mobile Phone", do you want to?".

Ah Bao thought that he wanted to invite Miss Yang to watch a movie, but felt too embarrassed, and said, "I've already watched it, watch the disc." "

He said: "It's not good to watch a disc, I've also watched a disc, and you need a big screen to watch a movie." "

Po said: "Yes, you have to go to the cinema to watch a movie, but if you watch it after watching the disc, it won't look good." "

After a while, Lian Sheng also called Ah Bao and asked, "Do you want to play, maybe someone will come to rent the game tomorrow after playing today." "

At this time, the fat man had already arrived at the court, and said, "Come on, Ah Xu will come too." Po had no choice but to go.

When they were playing, Master Zhang came to play with them for a while.

Ah Bao used to invite them to drink, but not recently, I want to invite him to drink with him tonight, and I may be able to know a little bit of Miss Yang's news while drinking, and say, "Master Zhang, let's go drink together tonight!"

He said, "Don't!".

Po asked, "Why?"

He said, "I have something to do." "

Po asked, "What's the matter, we haven't had a friendship for a long time." "

The bank Xu followed and said, "Let's go, let's go." "

After a while, Zhang mainly walked away, and Ah Bao said, "Don't go." "

He said, "I see, since you said so, I will go back and cook for my father first, and I will come when I am done, that's it." "

Po said, "Okay, come right away after cooking, we'll wait for you." "

The bank Xu followed and said, "You must come!".

Ah Bao and the fat man went to buy wine, and on the way, Ah Bao asked, "I haven't contacted Miss Yang for a long time, does she not want to come again?"

The fat man said: "No, I have already told Lian Sheng, and he also said so, if you touch it, you can't touch it, and you will spend money." "

The seven of them drank four bottles of liquor and a few cans of beer that night, and everyone except the fat man and Bank Xu got drunk.

Bao said to the bank, "Miss Yang ......."

He immediately said "um" and asked, "What's the matter?"

Po said: "She's a good person. "

He said, "Yes, Miss Yang is a good person. "

Po asked, "Can you, uh......

".

He said, "It doesn't matter, just say that she has to do whatever we tell her to do, and we tell her to go east and she doesn't dare to go west, and we tell her to go west and she doesn't dare to go east." "

Po handed him his phone and said, "You can help me call her and say that I wish her a happy March Eighth Festival." "

Ah Bao still remembered that this day was Women's Day.

He said, "Okay, I'll call her now." "

He called Miss Yang and said, "Miss Yang, Brother Jiabao wants to talk to you." "

Po took the phone and immediately heard her sweet voice, first of all, "Hello." "

Then he said, "That night we left before we could speak properly." "

She said, "I have something to do, so I'll go first." "

Po said, "Are you very busy, will it be affected?"

She said, "No, no, it's okay, when will you go where you want, you say, let's go together." "

Po was satisfied and said, "Okay." "

She asked, "Where are you going now?"

Po said: "We drank together tonight, drank too much, and haven't gone back yet. "

As if coaxing a child, she said, "Don't drink too much, it's not early, go home, heh." "

After making the call, Po came to his senses, felt that Miss Yang was like a kindergarten teacher, and asked the bank, "Is Miss Yang a teacher in a kindergarten?"

He said, "No, I'm running a beauty shop." "

The next morning, Po woke up and didn't have a headache at all, he used to have a headache every time he drank.

He took out his phone to look at the phone Xu Xu made to Miss Yang last night, and was about to send her a text message.

He typed on his phone: "The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but I am standing in front of you, and you don't know that I love you." "

But before pressing the OK button, hesitated.

At this time, Lian Sheng called him and described the situation last night to him, saying, "You and Ah Yao are hugging each other. "

said: "You wake up so quickly, Master Zhang is crying, he wants to cry as soon as he drinks, but I want to beat people after drinking, I want to beat Yao." "

Then the fat man also called him and said, "You also talked to Miss Yang on the phone, you asked Ah Xu to call you, and then you talked to her yourself for a while." "

said, "I don't know why you called Miss Yang, do you know?"

He said, "I know, on the way back. "

The fat man said, "No, it's not on the road, it's in the restaurant." "

He was stunned, obviously remembering that he was on the road, how to say that it was in a restaurant, and asked, "In a restaurant?

The fat man said, "Once." "

"I remember taking a taxi on the road, in the car," he said. "

The fat man insisted: "In the restaurant." "

He asked, "Will they let Master Zhang know?"

The fat man said, "They don't know, they're arguing." "

In the afternoon they went to play ball, and when the fat man saw Po, he wanted to see his jokes, and said mysteriously: "Jiabao, sit down, drink water, drink water!"

Asked: "You talked to Miss Yang for a while last night, what did Miss Yang say to you, let's hear it." "

Later, they were still talking about it, and Ah Xiao said: "Ah Yang was drunk like that night, where can he still curse?!".

said: "Ah Zhang's head drooped like this, and the two pants of urine retreated to the bottom of this." "

Zhang Zhu said to Bao: "The next day, I called Lian Shengshu to call you and ask." "

Ah Bao said: "If the wine is not drunk after drinking, it is useless, wow, drink it in vain." "

Ah Xiao said: "It's best to get slightly drunk after drinking. "

Lian Sheng's mobile phone was lost after he was drunk last night, and he found a new one, and he was entering the phone number at this time.

He asked for the phone number of the bank Xu, and Bao did not have the phone number of the bank until now, so he also typed it in.

The bank Xu also didn't have Bao's phone number yet, so he asked him to call him.

Po called the phone, he took it out from his body, and then quickly tinkered and said, "Okay." "

Po asked, "Why is there no ringtone?".

He said, "I set the vibrations. "

After Ah Bao got home, he took out his mobile phone to look, he didn't know if he didn't see it, and he was shocked when he saw it, the phone number of the bank Xu turned out to be the one they called Miss Yang last night, and then looked at the call time at that time, it was 00 minutes and 00 seconds.

Bao was puzzled, suspecting that the bank Xu was either a radio expert or a CIA spy, but fortunately the text message to Miss Yang in the morning was not sent, otherwise it would have been a joke on his mobile phone.

Ah Bao hurriedly called Lian Sheng and told him about it, and he felt the same way, saying: "Yes, yes, yes, you didn't say that I don't know yet, as soon as you say it, I remember, after going to the dance hall that time, they texted me, and they also used this phone, but I didn't expect to be played by Ah Xu." "

Po asked, "I wonder if they will be husband and wife?"

He said: "No, no, no, how to say no, the bank Xu told me that his wife is a nurse in the hospital, and Miss Yang is running a beauty shop, and she used to live behind our house, but now she has moved somewhere else." "

The next night, Lian Sheng called Ah Bao and said, "I called Ah Xu just now, and I hung up after two rings, I was afraid that Miss Yang would pick me up, and Ah Xu would call after a while." "

He also said: "That time they came to me, first texted, then called, and asked me to come to their company to sit, I didn't want to go, saying I was busy. "

"A few days later they texted me again, quoting scriptures and saying like some great man, relax when you should relax, and say all this nonsense," he said. I don't know them well enough, so if they tell me to go, I'll go casually, and it's almost the same as calling them to come. "

said: "There is one who is only in his twenties, not married, I haven't replied to them, I don't want to, the time is not ripe at this time, yes, if you want, there is." "

Lian Sheng called Ah Bao to ask Ah Bao to take him to take a bath, and Ah Bao took him there.

A few days later, Po's mobile phone rang and the words "Miss Yang" were displayed.

He thought that Miss Yang had finally called him, and he was surprised and delighted, and only after answering did he know that it was the bank that had asked him to play ball.

He didn't delete the phone number he had last time, and as a result, the bank allowed him to call him, and he became "Miss Yang".

When Ah Bao went to play, he was startled again, two women came, and Ah Xu greeted them from a distance, thinking that it was Miss Yang and they were really here.

The more Ah Bao looks at it, the more he looks at it, one of the two women is tall and one is short, the short one is definitely not, Miss Yang will not be so short, although the tall one is about the same height as Miss Yang, but she is not as fat as her, and the closer she gets, the slimmer she becomes, obviously it is not her.

In the end, Po saw clearly that it was a teacher from a nearby middle school, and they had recently come here to play.

When they came, they gave up the court to them and walked out.

But instead of coming out, the bank leaned against the iron net of the court and smirked at them.

At this time, another teacher came, passing by Po.

Po joked with her: "There are three of you here, and there is a man among them, who happens to play doubles together." "

She didn't know what Po was talking about.

The bank Xu was still grinding inside, but they obviously had no intention of playing doubles with him, so he had to come out in a huff.

At this time, Ah Bao heard Lian Sheng scolding the fat man, saying that he called them two days ago to invite them to sing and dance, and did not say that he invited them himself, but said, "Teacher Chen invites you to go".

Only then did I know that after the fat man and Miss Yang went to sing and dance without taking advantage of the woman, they were beating the idea of these teachers.

Po saw that they were looking for a new target, and he was in a very bad mood, as if he was out of love.