Continuing your life begins with cultivating immortality

It is said that ten years ago, Ah Bao fell into the pit with schizophrenia, and Lian Sheng fell into the pit without schizophrenia; this time Ah Bao fell into the pit without schizophrenia, and Lian Sheng fell into the pit with schizophrenia.

Ten years ago, Xu Gang from the bank came to join them to play, and every time a woman came with him.

When the fat man saw this, he said excitedly, "Look, you see! There is another one today! Another one is here today!"

Lian Sheng was also very envious, and said to the bank Xu: "Xu, transfer one to me, okay?!".

The bank Xu Gang wanted to fill the garlic at first glance, and promised to find one for each of them in the future.

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Soon, the bank found Miss Yang for them, but Miss Yang was cut off by Bao.

One afternoon, Ah Bao went to play ball, and the fat man said to him just after playing: "Ah Xu invited us to listen to the song, and drink beer while listening to the song." "

The fat man didn't know if Po also had some girlfriends like Bank Xu, and asked him, "Can you find a female partner?"

Ah Bao was in a bad mood because of his father's illness, so he deliberately said, "Yes." "

The fat man believed it and was overjoyed and asked, "Really?"

Po said, "Call Miss." "

Ah Bao sometimes went to the music city to find Ah Fu, who worked there, to drink beer and listen to songs, and saw many young ladies sitting on the side waiting for someone to call.

The fat man had no money, so he was deflated at once and said, "Don't, don't call Miss, it's too much money to call Miss, and a Miss costs two hundred yuan." "

Two days later, in the afternoon, Po went to play again, and the fat man said to him with great interest: "I have found two female companions, and Ah Xu has also found two, and we will go to the dance hall tomorrow night." "

This time Po agreed, and he was schizophrenic.

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The next night, before it was completely dark, the fat man was busy as if he was having a holiday.

He called Ah Bao excitedly and said, "At night, I will drive to see the box first, and then pick up a few female companions, and you will drive to give birth one after another." "

Ah Bao thought that Lao Ma was not a weird person who didn't like to play, and he hadn't worked in a food stall recently, but he went to a nightclub to work, so he asked, "Are you familiar with nightclubs?"

The fat man said, "Not cooked." "

Po said, "I don't know enough to go to my friend." "

He said, "No." "

But soon he called Ah Bao again and said, "Ask your friend if he has a box divided into two rooms, one singing and one dancing." "

Po knew what trick he was going to play and called Lao Ma.

Lao Ma was worried about having no business in the nightclub at this time, and when he heard that they were coming, he immediately said, "Yes!"

Ah Bao believed it and called the fat man, and he said, "Okay, go to your friend." "

Before going out, Po called Lian Sheng. Lian Sheng is an alcoholic, he has to drink every night, and he doesn't go out to drink with others, so he drinks alone at home, and he probably hasn't drunk enough at this time, saying: "Let them go first, and then we'll go slowly after we arrive, don't be nervous." "

Po said, "I have to go to see the box." "

He pretended to come to his senses, said "oh", and went with Po.

At this time, the weather was very cold, and it was pouring rain, and it was a weather when the dog did not go out.

They went to the nightclub and sat with the old horse for a long time before the fat man hurried over, followed by two female companions.

Lian Sheng glanced at his two female companions with a sense of wine, only to see that one looked like a man, and the other also looked like a man, I didn't know that it was a female worker that the fat man found from the factory, so he was disappointed, so he almost didn't say that he would go back now.

The old horse took them to see the box, but it turned out that there was no box divided into two rooms, one for singing and one dancing, as the fat man wanted.

Then it was the fat man's turn to be disappointed, and he cried out, "Where's the kind of box I want?!

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It was still early in the morning, and the nightclub was empty, sounding like a lonely man in the wilderness.

They waited in the box for a long time, but the bank Xu and his female companion had not yet come, and the fat man, like an ant in a hot pot, called him. The bank said that there was something going on, and it would be able to come later.

After waiting for a long time, he still didn't come, and the fat man called him again, this time he said that there was no car, and asked the fat man to pick them up. The fat man was hit one after another, miserable, and shook his head while going out, and went out while shaking his head.

As soon as the fat man left, Po and the others sang in the box. The two female companions brought by the fat man are not very good-looking, but they sing very well.

One sang Huangmei Opera "Husband and Wife Return Home", and then sang the male voice after singing, when she sang the male voice, Ah Bao was startled, thinking that there was a man standing behind her.

Soon the fat man came with Bank Xu and two female companions, several mermaids rushed in, the fat man walked in front, followed by Bank Xu, and then Bank Xu's two female companions, at that moment Po felt that Bank Xu was a pimp.

At this time, the fat man's resentment did not disappear at all, and he said, "Ah Xu waited until now to finish the matter!"

The bank Xu had already been told a lot on the road, and he didn't want to be told anymore at this time, so he replied: "The forest master's car is like a tank, slow and loud!"

The fat man borrowed an old car from someone tonight.

After the fat man finished speaking, he came to Ah Bao again, and said, "Where is the kind of box I want?!!

Ah Bao has already been told by him just now, and now in front of so many people, especially the two female companions in the bank, he feels very shameless, and says: "You called me here, and I didn't ask you to come!"

They were still making a fuss here, and one of the female companions of the bank over there had already picked up the microphone and sang.

Her singing voice was so beautiful that they mistook it for a moment that a singer on TV was singing, and they were immediately silenced.

She sang two or three songs in one breath, and they were silent when they sang it, and they were in awe when they sang it, and then sat down to eat the cold fruit.

She had just eaten a preserved fruit and said, "It's not fresh!".

The fat man called the waiter and asked her to take it and change it.

The waiter took the preserved fruit and then took it back, saying, "The manager doesn't agree to change it, saying that it can't be changed after eating." "

She suddenly took a position and said, "Is there anyone who does this business like you?!".

The fat man was afraid that she would ruin everyone's interest tonight after arguing with the waiter, so he said, "Forget it, put it in the trash." "

Then, the fat man plunged into the middle of the two female companions in the bank, and soon learned that one was called "Miss Yang" and the other was called "Miss Lin".

After a while, the fat man stood up and sang, and he sang a red song, which was so loud and loud that it shook the window panes in the box.

Not to be outdone, the bank also stood up and sang. His singing voice is very small, in stark contrast to the fat man's singing, and he sings the prince's ability to sing very much.

Miss Lin also stood up and sang, she looked a little cartoonish, and her singing voice didn't match much, and as soon as she sang, several of them got goosebumps.

When she finished singing the whole song, Po asked, "Who was singing just now?!".

Her self-esteem was hit, and she said dissatisfiedly, "Who was singing just now, who was singing just now?!".

Miss Yang came out to play the round and said, "It's 'Glasses Girl'!"

Miss Lin didn't wear glasses when she came in, and at this time she wore a pair of reading glasses in order to read the lyrics on TV.

Lian Sheng also stood up and sang, Ah Bao didn't expect that he, a rough man, would be able to sing a song completely, presumably he also went to a nightclub a few times when he was doing business, or he practiced hard at home in the past two days.

He really wanted to sing the taste of Western songs, but he always curled his tongue, and as a result, the inside of the speaker "whined", like a northwest wind blowing in winter.

Po hadn't sung for a long time, and singing was already a lifetime for him, and he sang an old Cantonese song.

I don't know if they don't like Cantonese songs or don't like him at all, so I didn't give him a round of applause.

Then the fat man got up and turned off the lights, and he turned off the lights in the box one by one, and then asked the waiter to light the candles.

In the candlelight, he danced with Miss Yang with a big belly. Miss Yang is also a fat man, and the two of them rotate slowly, like the earth spinning and revolving lonely in the vast universe.

After they finished jumping, the bank Xu also got up and jumped with Miss Yang, and they were like rowing a small boat in the lake, rowing and rowing desperately to an unknown place.

After the bank, Xu asked Miss Yang to jump with Lian Sheng.

I saw Lian Sheng grabbing Miss Yang's hand, you advance and I retreat, you retreat and I advance, like a devil entering the village, and like playing Tai Chi.

When he was done, he said to Miss Yang, "You teach me to dance, and I teach you to play." "

Say, "That's how you want to draw the ball." This is how the high-pressure ball should be. This is how you want to go. "

Miss Yang was crazy by herself, and she followed him, and soon the two of them started to compete like Japanese sumo wrestlers.

No one asked Miss Yang to dance anymore, so she danced solo by herself, and then danced Mongolian after the Xinjiang dance, and then danced the Tibetan dance, and danced the other ethnic minority dances after the Tibetan dance.

The bank was like her faithful servant, humming to the accompaniment of a song.

Until now, no one had come to invite the fat man's two female companions to sing and dance, and they wanted to go back when they were snubbed, saying that they would have to go to work tomorrow morning or something.

Po didn't have the habit of staying up late, and when he got sleepy at night, he heard that they wanted to go back, and he wanted to go back, saying, "I'll send you back!"

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fat man was still unsatisfied, and he didn't want to end it so soon, so he said to Bao: "They didn't say they wanted to go back. "

Miss Yang thought that Po wanted to go back because she didn't dance with her, and wanted to dance with him.

When she walked up to him, he saw crow's feet at the corners of her eyes, and realized that she was no longer young, and he was stunned.

When she saw that he didn't immediately get up and dance with her, she felt very embarrassed, so she pretended not to come to him to dance, and sat down next to one of the fat man's female companions, and the two of them pressed the remote control while reading the names of the songs on the TV.

Ah Bao has bad eyes, and he admires them for being able to see the names of the songs on TV clearly from a long distance, and asks: "Can you see clearly?!"

She thought he had bad intentions again, and replied, "You can't see clearly?!!"

They sang and danced for a while, and then Miss Yang felt that it was too late, and was about to leave, so she got up and set up the table and chairs, put away the wires of the microphones, and went to the bathroom like a virtuous housewife.

Ah Bao thought that he brought them here tonight, which is equivalent to half of the master, and he wanted to do his best to pay for the landlord's friendship.

The fat man was stunned when he saw that it was Ah Bao who went out to pay, not Lian Sheng, and then exchanged glances with the bank.

It turned out that the three of them fought to win, and even if they didn't have a female companion, they told the fat man and the bank that they would go to find a female companion and then he would pay the bill, but he didn't pay the bill, Ah Bao paid for him, and the fat man was very unconvinced.

When he went out, it was raining heavily, and Po ran into his car first, and then waited for them to get into the car.

The fat man is heavy on sex and light on friends, and he wants to send the two female companions promised by the bank back, and asks Ah Bao to help him send the two female companions back.

At this time, Ah Bao didn't like Miss Yang yet, thinking that tonight let the fat man and the bank Xu out of the limelight, he felt very uncomfortable, and said to Lian Sheng: "Singing and dancing are their strengths, not ours, don't want to play with them in the future!"