They also play ball for a while before drinking. The fat man asked Po to drive to pick him up, and asked on the way: "Did my wife take 100,000 yuan before the Spring Festival?"

Po didn't hear clearly and asked, "What?"

The fat man didn't dare to ask like this again, and said, "Did my wife take 10,000 yuan before the Spring Festival?"

Po said: "Probably not, but now there is none, with a monthly salary of 6,000." "

When the fat man heard this, he let out a "wow" and said, "Just let my wife raise it!"

The fat man himself is eating soft rice, but he likes to say that others are eating soft. Seeing that the old father-in-law had a monthly retirement salary of 5,000 yuan after his retirement, he was better to the old father-in-law than his own father, and he fought to cook for him every day, and his father called his brother and younger brother, and asked his wife to ask him for any money that the family needed.

Po scolded him and said, "Fuck you!".

After being scolded, the fat man hurriedly washed his name and said: "I mean 6,000 yuan is enough for the expenses of a whole family, if my wife has 4,000, I don't have to earn it, I think that 4,000 yuan for a family is enough." "

Po was in a bad mood after listening to the fat man's words, and as a result, he lost the game and caught a cold. Po originally planned to give him a case of red wine before the Spring Festival, but he didn't want to do it later.

The bank Xu said that it took a long time to buy a cheap racket, which was very difficult to play, and it always hurt after the beating, saying that it was useless. He didn't dare to borrow a racket from Lian Sheng to take Bao's yellow racket to play.

Bao's racket hasn't been played for a long time, and the hand glue is too sexual, and the bank Xu simply wraps it in a newspaper to play, which looks very unsightly, and Bao is very angry.

Lian Sheng is an alcoholic, and he is very happy to think that he will drink again tonight, and he plays like an old boy.

The bank Xu played with him, and was chased by his ball and ran straight, just like a child who was afraid of being beaten by adults on the buttocks, everyone laughed happily, and the bank Xu laughed along.

Lian Sheng is still a sex fan, on the way to the restaurant, he saw a woman passing by, and said: "Wow, this woman is really beautiful!"

It's like I haven't seen a woman for a long time, but in fact, this woman is not very beautiful.

Ah Bao drove the car to turn a corner, and Lian Sheng said, "Well, it's not that you have to ......."

Only then did Bao know that the fat man had not discussed with him and changed to a restaurant.

The bank Xu is a cleanliness addict, holding the cup and looking at it, Ah Bao said: "I will die early!"

When drinking, everyone said, "In the future, when you are old, you will come to the stadium to concentrate." "

Ah Bao said: "Then you have to bless Ah Zhang Lao to be the director of the stadium." "

Ah Xiao said unconvinced: "Without Ah Zhangli and others, you can still fight!".

Lian Sheng said: "Ah Yao is the youngest among them, and Ah Zhang retreats to the end and Ah Yao." "

Uncle bought Liuyang River to invite everyone this time, and Ah Bao thought that he would not dare to buy such wine to invite people.

After drinking it, Bao told the fat man that his throat was very hot, and Bank Xu also felt that his throat was very hot, so he followed.

The bank promised a glass of wine before it was finished, and he wanted to toast to others, so Master Zhang said: "You drink that glass and come again, don't keep talking about things." "

The fat man said that the Forestry Bureau went on a business trip and bought a bottle of Moutai for 1,200 yuan, but it turned out to be fake.

When they talked about the income of the power group, Lian Sheng was very envious, and said: "Ah Qun's monthly salary must be 10,000 yuan." "

Ah Bao didn't know what to say, Ah Yang said: "It's not enough to marry a wife so beautiful?!".

The bank allowed him to go to the bathroom, and they talked about him behind his back, and Lian Sheng said: "Like a woman, sometimes I listen to him on the phone, and it seems that there is nothing to do, and he talks all day!"

The fat man said: "A month's phone bill is a lot. "

Lian Sheng said: "Where does his phone need money, get an empty number!".

Po said: "He's so clever and can't make money, so there's no way!".

After a while, Ah Bao was excited, leaned back in the chair, and Uncle said, "Jiabao is going to get drunk." "

Po said, "Oh, I'm going to get drunk, not so fast, how can I get drunk so quickly!".

This time, Master Zhang also quietly said to Bao: "Uncle, a hundred bottles of Liuyang River should not have a bottle of Moutai for you at that time." "

Last year, Ah Bao invited everyone to drink a bottle of Moutai that had been cellared for 30 years, and ten small glass cups were neatly arranged together, like ten soldiers hearing a "Lizheng".

The

wine poured out was beige and cloudy, and Uncle was very good at many aspects, which was admirable, and he kept saying: "Yellow is right for yellow, not white, white is not right." "

A bottle of wine was just filled with ten glasses, and after pouring it, Lian Sheng snatched the bottle over, desperately trying to pour a few drops on his own glass.

Everyone was stunned after taking a small sip, they had only heard about how good it was and how wonderful it was, but to what extent it was good, what kind of good method it was, they didn't know, even if they had drunk it now, let them describe it, and no one could describe it, so there was a so-called legend.

......

At noon on the first day of the Lunar New Year, Ah Bao went to his wife's house to pay New Year's greetings, and was called by the fat man to play ball on the way back in the afternoon.

Po didn't sleep at noon, and he didn't feel very good at all, and he felt weird when he played.

The

fat man was crossed over by the pig brother in the movie "Spring Splendid Pig Bajie", and when he saw that Zhang Zhu also came to fight, he gloated and said to Bao: "Ah Zhang and Ah Xu have also talked for a whole year, and none of them have been negotiated!".

Two of them, one with a dead wife and the other divorced.

The fat man and the bank Xu fought together again, the two did not give in to each other, the beat hit together, and the fat man's beat was broken.

After a while, everyone couldn't find the fat man, and Po said: "His New Year's New Year's beat was interrupted, and he went back crying and sad." "

After a while, Ah Bao saw that there were a lot of people who came to fight, and his spirit was not very good, so he didn't want to fight. Lian Sheng saw that he was leaving, and said, "If you fight for a while, why don't you leave after a while?"

Asked the bank to give Bao a call, saying, "Promise!"

......

On the afternoon of the third day of junior high school, they went to play ball again, and the fat man asked Po to pick him up. On the way, the fat man talked about transferring a copycat racket to his uncle, and said: "How much is Uncle's racket acceptable, the racket is 250 yuan, the line is 10 pieces, and the hand glue is 26 pieces, a total of 296 fast ......".

Ah Bao felt that the fat man was too funny, and he couldn't wait to go to the stadium to tell people, and when he arrived at the court, he saw Zhang Zhu and said: "The fat man is really, ask me how much it is acceptable to transfer the racket with my uncle, I said that he may say that you want to take it, or transfer it with him at the original price, the fat man said that I don't want the original price, just like second-hand cars and second-hand houses, it will depreciate sharply after buying, it's funny!".

Uncle was very embarrassed by the fat man's words, and said: "That's what I told him, fuck, I don't want to transfer it, he came to ask me." "

Ah Bao continued: "How can people care about these hundreds of dollars, it is a fat man who will have no money, and no one will be without money." "

Mr. Deng from the university drove past the court with a few outsiders, saw them playing, and came down to play with them for a while.

Several of them are not slippery, reminiscent of Xinjiang or Tibetans, they are like madmen, shaking hands with others or something.

Ms. Deng is a physical education teacher, but her tennis is self-taught, swinging a racket and hitting the ball is like chasing ducks. She played too relaxed to catch Po's ball.

They weren't crazy but drank at noon, and after they left, Po said to the power group, "They're drinking!"

"Oh no, my colleague went to play ball after drinking that night, and he suffered a cerebral hemorrhage after falling, and he didn't know it at first, but the next day his eyes turned black, and the doctor said that he had a cerebral hemorrhage," the power group said. "

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