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When Bao heard this, he said "uh" and said, "Invite someone again?!".

He said, "Uncle said he invited us to drink rice wine. "

Ah Bao said dissatisfiedly: "After drinking foreign wine, I drank white wine, and after drinking white wine, I drank red wine, and now I have to drink rice wine again." "

The fat man looked down on his uncle's rice wine and said, "Seriously, I'll drink a little foreign wine, and I don't want anything else." "

Ah Bao said: "Me too, and I want Moutai too." The fat man said, "Yes, yes." "

Uncle said that he invited them to drink rice wine, but did not say that he would invite them to dinner, and everyone had to share the money for the meal.

On this day, Uncle Ah carried a heavy jar of rice wine all the way, and Ah Bao asked, "Will the transportation cost be more expensive than the wine when it is transported here?"

"They have a car, let them bring it by the way," he said. "

Ah Yang is the dozens of grandsons of Yang Zhi, a good man in Liangshan, and asked, "Is this kind of wine sold here?"

He said, "Yes." "

Lian Sheng was a son-in-law in his previous life, and asked, "Is it expensive?"

He said, "Expensive." "

Lian Sheng asked, "Do you want two hundred yuan?"

He said, "Almost." "

Po said, "It's only two hundred?!".

He said, "Two hundred pieces is a little short." "

When he was drinking, Ah Bao only drank a little bit and poured it to Ah Xiao, and the fat man also poured it to Ah Xiao after seeing it. When the uncle saw this, he was dissatisfied and said, "In a few days, my wife will die and remarry will also drink this kind of wine." "

It is said that his wife was recently diagnosed with breast cancer, but fortunately, social security medical security began to be implemented at this time, and the treatment did not have to spend all his own money.

Rice wine is a type of glutinous rice wine that is prone to fire. Po joked: "After drinking this kind of wine, you should go to play, otherwise there will be no place to 'plant a flag'." "

Zhang Zhu's wife died a few years ago, and he is looking for a new partner, but he hasn't found it yet, saying: "After you go back, there is a place to 'plant flags', but I don't." "

Teacher Gao Baodao always went to "plant the flag" and said: "Ah Zhang has no place to 'plant the flag' tonight, I will take you there!".

After drinking, the fat man asked everyone to play again the next day, saying, "One, three, five is normal." "

After hearing this, Master Zhang laughed "haha", and said helplessly: "One, three, five is normal, and two, four, six make up." "

On the way back, the fat man said in Bao's car: "Do it again around the National Day." "

Ah Bao said "uh" again and said, "Do you want it?!".

The fat man said: "This time we will do it ourselves, and we will eat seafood in Clear Water Bay." "

Lian Sheng pretended to say: "Let's just do it ourselves, don't bother with them." "

At this time, Ah Bao went out again, and wanted to throw money at them with his backhand, saying, "What do you say, go take a bath?!".

And he took them to the bath.

After drinking and bathing, Lian Sheng was very happy, went back to drive the motorcycle and rushed to the physiotherapy center, and after not finding them in the hall, he went to the bathroom to look for them, and saw that they were already flushing, "Haha" laughed and said, "You guys are so fast, you are washing right away!".

After the bath and massage, Po took out his wallet to pay. The bank Xu saw that Ah Bao had money and could invite everyone, and he couldn't invite everyone if he had no money, so he glanced at the money in Ah Bao's wallet hatefully.

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On this day, the fat man called Po again and said, "They said to invite them." "

Po snorted again and said, "Who said that?!".

The fat man hurriedly said, "No, no, it's me." "

Ah Bao said, "That's it, I thought anyone would dare to say that!" and said, "You can arrange it." "

The fat man said, "Now the burden is heavy, three hundred yuan please, three hundred yuan to play." "

The fat man was going to buy something to do it himself, and when he asked the people in the stadium how much fish they would eat per person, they said one pound and two pounds. The fat man calculated an account and felt that there was too much money, so he said that it would be good if he didn't eat beef.

In the end, they still went to the restaurant, and on the way the fat man said to Ah Bao: "The day before yesterday, Ah Xu went to discuss with Ah Qun, saying Qun, you are making a lot of money, is it good to sponsor a bottle of wine, Ah Qun disagreed, saying that I am a big worker, what kind of money am I making?!".

The fat man's classmate, who was the manager of the restaurant, said, "I'll arrange it for you!"

In his previous life, Master Zhang was a director of intelligence, he knew everything and everyone, and he remembered the time very clearly, but this time he didn't know why he forgot it after eating, and said: "From September 23rd to now!"

Ah Bao didn't go to sit with him again this time, Lian Sheng had to sit with him, but the stove was always not prosperous, so he changed three or four in a row.

At this time, the TV was broadcasting live the Wimbledon final men's singles Federer vs. Roddick, and they watched the live broadcast while eating.

Ah Yang wanted to toast to the bank Xu and said, "Xu, come, you are a naval communications soldier!" and said, "Play cards after eating!".

Ah Yang is the dozens of grandsons of Yang Zhi, a good man in Liangshan.

Ah Xiao was a son-in-law in his previous life, and he is a grandmother killer in this life, and he often sees that Ah Yang has no money on him, and asks, "Have you brought any money?!".

Yang said, "Let's make a bet!".

Zhang Zhu said: "He just received his salary. "

Uncle was talking a lot about the appreciation of the renminbi, saying that if it rose by 2 or 3 percent, he would earn 300,000 yuan, and if it rose by 5 percent, he would earn 600,000 yuan.

Ah Xiao said, "It's time to eat a big meal!"

The fat man said, "Go to the water division and eat!"

Ah Bao said: "How to eat at the water dividing pass, it is called the water dividing pass to send it!".

Ah Yang quietly said to Ah Bao: "Uncle's four bottles of four special wines should not have you a bottle of Jian Nanchun at that time. "

Last year they went to drink, and seven people drank four bottles of Jian Nanchun and a few cans of beer, and as a result, everyone else was drunk except for the fat man and Bank Xu.

Bao said to the bank, "Miss Yang ......."

He immediately said "um" and asked, "What's the matter?"

Po said: "She's a good person. "

He said, "Yes, Miss Yang is a good person. "

Po asked, "Can you, uh......

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He said, "It doesn't matter, just say that she has to do whatever we tell her to do, and we tell her to go east and she doesn't dare to go west, and we tell her to go west and she doesn't dare to go east." "

Po handed him his phone and said, "You can help me call her and say that I wish her a happy March Eighth Festival." "

Ah Bao still remembered that this day was Women's Day.

He said, "Okay, I'll call her now." "

He called Miss Yang and said, "Miss Yang, Brother Jiabao wants to talk to you." "

Po took the phone and immediately heard her sweet voice, first of all, "Hello." "

Then he said, "That night we left before we could speak properly." "

She said, "I have something to do, so I'll go first." "

Po said, "Are you very busy, will it be affected?"

She said, "No, no, it's okay, when will you go where you want, you say, let's go together." "

Po was satisfied and said, "Okay." She asked, "Where are you going now?" and Po said, "We have been drinking together tonight, and we have drunk too much, and we haven't come back yet." "

As if coaxing a child, she said, "Don't drink too much, it's not early, go home, heh." "

After making the call, Po came to his senses, felt that Miss Yang was like a kindergarten teacher, and asked the bank, "Is Miss Yang a teacher in a kindergarten?"

He said, "No, I'm running a beauty shop." "

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On this day they went to play again.

The torn leather shoes promised by the bank were forgotten and thrown away. Zhang Zhu said: "Ah Xu sat here until noon yesterday morning, wearing a pair of sneakers, asking Dan how his pair of leather shoes are here, Sister A Shaolan laughed, I said that your double leather shoes are cracked, you are a Hong Kong foot, the location wants you, I told him to look for Dan will not be in the trash can?!".

The bank heard that a pair of shoes was only 20 yuan and asked him to help buy a box, but Li Ju said, "No-".

The lights on the court were broken, and the fat man said: "My name is Lian Shengti, Lian Sheng always doesn't mention it, Ah Zhang They don't need to turn on the lights in the morning, of course he doesn't want to work, we are making a decision all night." "

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On this day they were going to drink again, and they were playing ball before drinking. After a while, there was a drizzle, and no one else wanted to fight, and Ah Hua was still playing with Coach Wang.

After a while, my uncle also came, and when I saw them playing in the light rain, I wanted to play but didn't want to play, and I was very entangled. When they were done, he asked Po, "What are you doing these days?!".

Ah Bao was the most taboo for people to ask him like this, and deliberately said: "Go and chop the chicken." "

He said, "Oh, no, you're going to chop the chicken, don't be chopped by the chicken." "

When I was drinking, my uncle said, "There are two students of Teacher Gao here. "He always said that he was a student of Teacher Gao.

He also said that he had a "deputy" in the Shanghai company, and the bank Xu pretended to go to Shanghai to be his "deputy", saying: "You can't come to be my deputy, if you want to find a woman, you can go with you." "

Uncle also told that he and his younger brother went to fortune telling together, and the fortune teller said that he could earn one million in his life, his brother could earn five million, and his brother was reading a big book or something.

At this time, he said that he was out of his mouth and said, "How to calculate, he has already earned five million when he doesn't pay back the bank." "

He also said to Lian Sheng: "He will eat his daughter's in the future, I look at his five elements, and his blessings in his old age are good." "

The bank Xu asked his uncle how his five elements were, and his uncle said: "You can't do business, you don't have good fortune, you can only work for people all your life, your eyebrows are too heavy, and they are suppressed." "

also said: "Ah Xu is really bad, Ah Zhang found a former flight attendant, but you haven't yet." "

Uncle was still unsatisfied, and wanted to come and toast to Bao, saying, "Jiabao, I just said two disrespectful words from you, apologize to you, do it!"

Bao forgot what he just said, probably the phrase "chop chicken".

They didn't want to leave yet, so Po said, "It's past nine o'clock and you won't leave?!".

They heard that his daughter was alone at home and asked him to go first.

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A few days later, the fat man called Ah Bao again, and Ah Bao said again, he said, "Life is so good, life is so good!" Ah Bao sneered at each other and said, "Your life is really bad, bad!"

Po went anyway, wearing a pair of pants with an American flag on it. Master Zhang came to fight with them, and the fat man acted as a referee for them. The fat man favored Master Zhang, saying that Master Zhang was not out of bounds.

Ah Bao and Lian Sheng laughed after winning the fat man and the bank Xu, and the bank Xu didn't think that he would be at a disadvantage, so he also laughed.

The fat man said: "Xu's body is really good, he is not tired at all, and he said to fight for a while." "

Po said, "He's not like a woman. "

The fat man was disapproving, saying, "He's new every night." "

Seeing that the bank Xu came to play every day, Zhang asked: "Xu you come to play every day, are you so active in your work?" The bank Xu felt very aggrieved and said, "Younu, I ......".