Continuing your life begins with cultivating immortality

On this day, Uncle Ah didn't call Ah Bao, Ah Bao thought that he saw Teacher Gao teaching after he went, so he didn't play to himself, and when he arrived at the court, he saw him playing with Liu Huifang.

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A few days later they went to drink, and before drinking, they went to the court for a while to play.

Po went and said, "Oh, the stadium hasn't been cleaned yet. "

Uncle said, "It's cleaned up." "

Po asked, "Then why isn't it cleaned over there?"

Uncle said: "I'm lang, my hands are already very sore when I clean this side." "

Po looked at his side and laughed, and said, "This side is actually cleaned, and there is not half a leaf!"

Ah Bao told the fat man about it, and the fat man also smiled and said, "Uncle himself cleaned up here, but he didn't clean there, go inside to read the newspaper and wait for others to clean it." "

said: "Uncle is abnormal, the older he gets, the more abnormal he becomes." "

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The

people who come here to play are all weirdos, I don't know if they become weirdos because they love it, or they love it because they are weirdos, pretending to be forced and Shenkan are their standard, and now pretending to be forced and Shenkan has become drinking and bathing.

Po used to go to play ball, and often invited everyone to drink and bathe, but now he doesn't want to.

The fat man was always arching the fire, and seeing that Ah Bao hadn't invited everyone to drink and take a bath for a long time, he was very dissatisfied, and kept saying bad things about him behind his back.

The bank is allowed to pretend to be a big head of garlic, but I really want to invite everyone to drink and bathe, but I don't have money, I feel that I have no money and can't invite everyone to drink and bathe, and Ah Bao has money and doesn't invite everyone to drink and bathe, and he is also very dissatisfied with Ah Bao.

After the fat man's idea of beating Ah Bao was unsuccessful, he hit the bank's idea.

But the bank Xu is still very uninteresting, and is talking about which woman is beautiful and which woman is not beautiful enough.

Lian Sheng saw that there was no money in the bank and there was no way to invite someone to drink and take a bath, so he was very angry when he heard it, and said, "It doesn't matter to you whether a woman is beautiful or not!"

At this time, the fat man saw that the bank Xu was holding a new mobile phone in his hand, and deliberately asked: "Xu, how much did you buy this mobile phone?!".

It seems that you shouldn't buy a mobile phone if you don't invite everyone to drink or take a bath.

Seeing that no one was willing to invite everyone to drink and take a bath, the fat man had no choice but to ask everyone to join in and shouted, "Pay the membership fee! Pay the membership fee! Each person will pay 300 yuan this month!"

Lian Sheng felt that making up for the group would damage his uncle's face, and even his own face, and said, "Uncle is coming back when he goes out!"

The fat man thought that when his uncle came back, he would really invite everyone to drink and take a bath, and laughed happily.

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Uncle came to play the next day after he came back.

Because I hadn't played for a long time, my bones were stiff, and I didn't do enough preparation before playing, so I sprained my foot all of a sudden.

A few days later they went to play again.

Uncle sprained his foot and couldn't play, but he still came to watch everyone play.

The fat man heard Lian Sheng say that Uncle was going out to come back last time, thinking that Uncle would really invite everyone to drink and take a bath when he came back, and laughed, and then he was skeptical, this time he didn't ask Uncle if he wanted to invite someone, but asked everyone to join in, saying: "Everyone pays 300 yuan this month!"

When the bank heard that it was going to be paid, it was shy and said "oh" and said, "I don't have any money with me." "

Uncle invited everyone to eat a few times before, but this time he didn't want to invite anyone, so he said to the bank: "It will be two more days." "

The fat man was very disappointed when he saw that his uncle didn't want to invite someone.

Zhang Zhu didn't know that the fat man was very disappointed in his uncle, and thought that he was very disappointed in the bank, and said: "Haiping doesn't know how to look at people, and he was confused by Ah Xu's two mobile phones." "

Lian Sheng saw that Ah Bao didn't want to hire someone now, and he didn't know if he had no money, and asked him if he had speculated in stocks, but Ah Bao didn't answer him.

Po is not interested in anything now, he is not interested in having a girlfriend, he is not interested in drinking or bathing, and he is worried that he will not even be interested in playing in a few days.

Two or three days later they got together and went to drink.

Uncle sprained his foot because he came to play the next day after returning from going out, but at this time his father was also sick and went to the hospital, and he had to accompany his father at night, so he had to borrow a Lexus to travel.

The bank Xu likes to drive very much, and when he sees a luxury car, he wants to drive it, so he asks his uncle to let him drive it.

The

fat man was crossed by the pig brother in the movie "Spring Splendid Pig Bajie", and said: "Uncle, this car was lent to Ah Xu to fish for girls, and he had to catch a dozen, and Ah Xu said that after catching a girl, we will each give one each." "

The bank promised that he didn't have a car, and he drove a relatively small car, and he drove a luxury car borrowed by his uncle and didn't know where it was scratched.

The uncle found out the next day, and the bank Xu insisted that it didn't.

Uncle just came back from going out, and he didn't know that a very embarrassing thing had happened to the bank recently.

Bank Xu is a single dog at the beginning, after the divorce went to the party activities of the marriage agency, the women he knew one after another, and one woman had already slept with him, but he saw that she was not beautiful enough and had no money, so he gave up and wanted to release her pigeons.

Although this woman was not very rude, she was still very angry and called someone to settle accounts with him.

He went to the hospital after his head was blown out, and for fear of being laughed at, he made up a story to tell people everywhere.

At this time, he was writing and acting this story to his uncle, saying: "They wanted to rob my motorcycle, and I robbed each other with them, and they were very annoyed when they couldn't rob me, and I didn't know where to get a brick, and patted me on the head, two or three times...... I didn't let go after a dozen shots. "

Say: "Fucking a van passed by there, and when you see it, you don't come down to help!".

He said: "Fortunately, I just bought a mobile phone with a camera, and I took two photos of my mother and saved them in it, my mother was chanting Buddhism, or I would have died." "

The

fat man was very disappointed when he saw that the bank had no money and couldn't hire someone, and saw that he was telling a story to his uncle again, which was very unpleasant, so he touched Bao's foot under the table.

The next day they went to play again.

When the fat man arrived at the court, he was very angry when he saw that the bank had not yet come, so he called him and said loudly: "Or I will call someone else, and say that it is half past two and three o'clock and it is not here yet!"

Ah Bao saw that the fat man called the bank and then called others, saying, "I am poor all day long!".

The fat man did not understand the meaning of his words, and said, "Where can the poor play?!".

The fat man was still thinking that the bank Xu had said that he would give each of them one after catching a girl, and said, "Ah Xu said that if he had a car to lend him, he would go to fish for a girl to give each of us one." "

Uncle likes to pretend to be forced and godlike, Gou Dao Xiuxian started from the operation, first interested in money, and then interested in women, saying: "Then what to do in the future, you have to have money, do you have 5,000 a month, you can have, you can have it, I'm afraid of no, I'm afraid that there is no woman." "

Uncle came to play with everyone when his foot injury was a little better, and after every game, he said one ball when he won and two when he lost.

Ah Bao was very dissatisfied and said, "You are talking about one pass, and you are talking about two passes!"

After playing, everyone asked if he would play again tomorrow, and his uncle's foot injury was not completely healed, but he said, "If you want to, come and fight!"

Po didn't want to fight every day, and said, "I don't want to." "

Uncle didn't come by car today, the luxury car was returned to the family, and he had to walk back.

Po asked him, "Do you want to send you back?"

Uncle didn't like people to drive him back before, but this time he said, "Okay, you send me back." "

Run over here. He said, "I couldn't have been able to get here on a motorcycle, do you know?!".

Bao said: "It takes a long time to limp back this short distance. "

Seeing that Bao often drove to play, Uncle felt that it was too extravagant, and asked, "Why don't you find a motorcycle to drive?"

Po said, "I don't even have a motorcycle, and all the motorcycles at home have been given away!"

Po didn't want to play every day, but he thought that he was idle and idle, so he still went.

When Uncle saw him coming again, he asked, "Didn't you say you didn't come today, why did you come again?"

Po said: "I want to practice my serve again. "

Uncle said, "Your serve is already very good, what else are you practicing?!".

Po said: "No, the posture and movements are not very good. "

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On this day they went to play again.

Uncle bought a racket in Guangcheng not long ago, and he knew it was a bargain at first glance, but he compared Ah Bao's racket with this racket and said, "My racket is the same as Ah Bao's." "

He also said: "This racket is worth 14500 yuan." "

But after one or two fights, he went to take the original one out again, and the fat man said to Bao: "I asked Uncle why he didn't take out the new racket, and he said that he always lost after playing with that racket." "

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Uncle is always pretending to be a boss, and he still thinks that he is a boss, and he didn't invite people to drink but joined everyone together, and he felt very shameless, and then bought a cheap cigarette for each of the administrators of the stadium.

Master Zhang was also pretending to be coercive and Shenkan, and he didn't get him this love, so he rented out the stadium anyway. The fat man felt that his uncle was wronged, and it was better to use the money to invite someone, saying, "Look at it, it's good!"

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Soon the fat man called Po again and said, "Ask someone on Sunday." "

When Bao heard this, he said "uh" and said, "Invite someone again?!".

He said, "Uncle said he invited us to drink rice wine. "

Ah Bao said dissatisfiedly: "After drinking foreign wine, I drank white wine, and after drinking white wine, I drank red wine, and now I have to drink rice wine again." "

The fat man looked down on his uncle's rice wine and said, "Seriously, I'll drink a little foreign wine, and I don't want anything else." "

Ah Bao said: "Me too, and I want Moutai too." "

The fat man said, "Yes, yes." "

Uncle bought a cheap cigarette for each of the administrators of the stadium, but Master Zhang didn't take him for this, so he rented out the stadium, and Uncle invited everyone to drink rice wine, but he just said that he would invite everyone to drink rice wine, and did not say that he wanted to invite everyone to dinner, and everyone had to make up the money for the meal.

On this day, Uncle Ah carried a heavy jar of rice wine all the way, and Ah Bao asked, "Will the transportation cost be more expensive than the wine?" "

Ah Yang asked, "Is this wine sold here?" and he said, "Yes." "

Lian Sheng asked, "Is it expensive?"

He said, "Expensive." "

Lian Sheng asked, "Do you want two hundred yuan?"

He said, "Almost." "

Po said, "It's only two hundred?!".

He said, "Two hundred pieces is a little short." "

When he was drinking, Ah Bao only drank a little bit and poured it to Ah Xiao, and the fat man also poured it to Ah Xiao after seeing it.

When the uncle saw it, he was dissatisfied and said, "In a few days, my wife died and remarried, and I also drank this kind of wine." "

It is said that his wife was recently diagnosed with breast cancer, but fortunately, social health care was implemented at this time, so she did not have to spend all her own money on treatment.