Continuing your life begins with cultivating immortality

It's a retreat, not a rise.

In other words, my uncle was originally a teacher, and later went to the sea to open a company as a boss. After the economic order was overhauled, the company closed its doors, and it happened that Liansheng went to the stadium as an administrator and also came to play.

The people who come here to play are all weirdos, I don't know if they become weirdos because they love or love because they are weirdos, pretending to be forced and Shenkan are their standard, and so is my uncle.

He took a crash course in tennis, left after class on the first day, and came back after a while, saying, "I forgot to take my coat, and I remembered it when the wind blew." "

After that, he came to play a lot.

Zhang Zhu used to be very envious of those who did business, and after the market was bad, he looked down on those who did business, and when he saw him coming, he said: "Go in and fight, go in and fight, come and go in and fight, don't sit down, what are you going to do every day?!".

He always couldn't find a business to do, and he was very distressed, and sighed: "Now it's really impossible to even be a god." "

He also often said: "The Chinese are conservative, narrow-minded, xenophobic, lazy!"

Soon the bank was collecting debts again, and he owed money to the bank, and after receiving a call from a person, he ran away in a bus overnight.

A few days later, he came back, and he was pretending to be coercive and contemptuous again, not saying that he had gone to hide from debts not long ago, but that he had gone to visit the mountains and rivers, and said: "A man who lived on Mount Tai for one night went down to the bottom of the mountain, and found that his ID card was lost on the counter of the hotel above and forgot to take it, and he went up again. "

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One day he came back to play.

When he was reading the newspaper, he saw a joke and told it to people, saying: "A man is 46 years old, he is flying from Dublin to Sydney, he is bored and drinking, and when he is drunk, he wants to change seats with the next door, and the next door does not agree, so he goes to the front, the stewardess thinks he is going to the toilet, ignores him, he opens the emergency door and jumps down, jumps and disappears into the blue sky, the plane just passes by the sea, and goes down to feed the sharks." "

He was arrested that night, owed money to the bank, and the last time he received a call from a person, he ran away on a bus overnight, and this time no one came to report to him, and he was arrested.

He and his younger brother opened two companies, both owed money to the bank, and he pushed the debt to his younger brother, saying that he was caught reselling smuggled materials and the goods were confiscated, and part of the money in it was his own, so that they could arrest his younger brother and be released.

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One day he came back to play.

He still couldn't find a business to do, and he was very distressed, and sighed: "Wow, it's best to play at this time, don't worry about anything!".

"I haven't played for a few days, but I'm happy at the thought of playing," he said. "

Lian Sheng always wanted to laugh at him, and said to Bao: "My brother-in-law went to tell fortunes, and when people said he was good, he said it was very accurate." "

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On this day, Uncle came to play again, and the three of them were chatting after playing.

Uncle said: "My wife recently lost a few thousand yuan in stock trading. "

said: "She called me and said that she listened to you now, and I said that what is the use of listening to me now, it is useless." "

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On this day, he wanted to invite Master Zhang to dinner and asked Ah Bao to go with him.

Po didn't want to go, and said, "What important things are you going to talk about tonight?"

Uncle said, "No, I want to talk about something important with my uncle, if there is anything important to talk about, go drink, and go together later." "

Po still didn't go.

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After the death of Zhang's wife, he was looking for a new partner, and he thought that it was much easier to help Zhang's partner find a partner than to find a business, and said: "This matter is on me!".

Zhang Zhu used to envy those who did business when the market was good, and then when the market was bad, he looked down on those who did business, and now he thought that his uncle was going to find him a rich woman in the business field, and he was very happy.

Uncle has been looking for a long time and hasn't found it, and it is difficult to face Master Zhang again, so he doesn't dare to come early in the morning to pretend to be forced and Shenkan with everyone, and leave after playing.

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Later, Lian Sheng was playing with the new mayor, the new mayor was busy with work, sometimes he came to play and sometimes he didn't come to play, when he came to play, Lian Sheng happened to be very tired from playing with others, and if he didn't come to play, Lian Sheng was afraid that he would come to fight and dare not fight with others.

Lian Sheng weighed it again and again, and it was best to decide to only accompany the new mayor to fight, and no longer accompany Ah Bao and Uncle to fight, and ask Ah Bao and Uncle to fight by themselves.

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Uncle pretending to be forced and Shen Kan is his standard, Gou Dao Xiuxian started from the operation of Sao, and he wanted to regard Ah Bao as his companion, and said to Ah Bao: "If you want, we will come to fight in the morning, and then sign the order, I paid 400 yuan in advance last year, and I haven't signed it yet." "

Ah Bao didn't want to be beaten by him as a companion, and he didn't like to fight alone with him in the morning, Ah Bao liked to be lively, and wanted to fight with everyone in the afternoon, saying: "No, I'll play well in the afternoon, and sleep a little more in the morning." "

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A few days later, in the afternoon, the two of them went to fight.

My uncle said that he was like a fairy these days, he got up at eight o'clock in the morning, went swimming after breakfast, came back for lunch after swimming, went to bed after lunch, slept until two o'clock and got up to look at the net, saw that he came to play now, and said that he soaked in the pool all summer last year or something.

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A few days later, Ah Bao went to play, and Lian Sheng said that Uncle recently introduced a business to his wife's company and earned 900,000 yuan, and he was in a very good mood.

Ah Bao didn't believe that his uncle was a lucky man who could easily make money, he bought a racket in Guangcheng not long ago, and when he asked him how much he bought, he always didn't say how much, but said, "Guess! Guess!"

Finally, he said: "1200 bargain and 600." "

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Uncle last year paid 400 yuan in advance after the rent, first encountered rain, and then went out, has not signed, recently he began to sign, but do not want to sign, every time after the fight can not sign not sign, there is really no way to say to the administrator: "Sister, take it to sign!

Sister Shaolan looked at Lian Sheng's face, politely greeted him, and said, "Go, go, go." "

He said: "Not good, not good, don't don't, too many times." "

Sister Shaolan also had to be polite to him and said, "Let's go." "

He actually said, "Let's go, I'm sorry, hahaha." "

Really just left. Shaolan regretted it very much and wanted to use a delaying tactic, saying, "Drink a cup of tea and then leave." "

Uncle was afraid of her plan, and said, "Don't do it, let's go." "Run.

Shaolan said to his back from behind, "Go back to dinner with your wife!".

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The 400 yuan rent paid by my uncle in advance was fought for a long time and was finally finished, and he had to pay it, but he refused to pay it for a long time.

Ah Bao's cheeks are not as thick as his, and he wants to pay for him, so he said to Ah Bao: "Don't, I'll pay it, you won't make money, I'll come." "

But it still didn't pay.

Two or three days later, Ah Bao wanted to pay, but he still asked Ah Bao not to pay, saying: "You are under the most pressure at this time, my friend and his wife are both laid off, it has been two years at this time, and he has secretly given birth to a child, and the economy is very difficult at this time." "

He kept saying this, but he just didn't pay it, and in the end Po paid it for him.

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In this way, he didn't dare to ask Ah Bao to play with him in the future, but was waiting for Ah Bao to ask him to play, as if it were two people playing together, there was no difference between who and who's the losers, and in the face of vanity and money, he chose the latter.

Po hadn't played for a few days, and when he saw that he always called him without calling him, he called him. Sure enough, when he heard that he was going to play, he was overjoyed and said, "Okay, okay, I'll be there soon!"

When I got to the court, I saw Po and said, "I went out shopping just now and bought this book at the bookstore." "

Ah Bao originally thought that he was busy these days, but he didn't expect to go to the bookstore when he was idle. Po sometimes goes to the bookstore and asks, "Do you like to read too?"

He also said, "I like to read novels!".

Uncle looked down on novels the most, and felt that novels were only used for entertainment, and were useless at all, so he said "uh" and said, "I don't like novels, novels are fiction, not real." "

Po said: "The plot of the novel is fictional, but the details are real. "

Uncle said: "I like to watch documentaries, not fiction. "

Seeing that Po didn't even have a problem eating as he imagined, Uncle asked after playing ball one day, "What are you doing at home all day?"

Po said, "No. "

But that expression clearly said "yes".

He asked, "Are you speculating in stocks?"

Po wanted to say "no", but still said "yes".

He asked, "Did you earn it?"

Po wants to say "no" and "yes".

He asked, "How much do you buy?"

Po said, "Not much. "

And he said, "Many." "

Po didn't know why she was talking to him like that.

He saw that Po often drove his car to play ball, and asked, "Jiabao, how much does your car cost every year?"

Bao said, "More than 10,000." "

He said, "Will the white ones be dirty all of a sudden? I wonder if the silver gray ones will be the least dirty?"

My uncle used to have a car, but later used it to pay off his debts, and changed from a car owner to a car owner, saying, "I want to buy a car recently, what do you think is better to buy?"

Po asked, "What grade are you going to buy?"

He said: "I saw a flagship 'Fengshen', which was very beautiful. "

Ah Bao asked: "Do you need more than 200,000?"

He said: "Almost, I can buy a better one if I want to." "

Lian Sheng hoped that he would buy a better one, so that he could have face, and said, "Yes, if you want to buy it, you can buy a good one." "

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Uncle not long ago introduced a business to his wife's company, earned 900,000 yuan, was in a good mood, saw that several iron chairs in the stadium were stolen at night, offered to make a few wooden benches, and said: "Make a contribution, don't say that you always come here to play." "

A few wooden benches cost him thousands of yuan, he thought it was only a few hundred, he regretted it, got on fire, came to play on the second day of the Lunar New Year, and twisted his waist.

Everyone also heard that Uncle had made money recently, and he was waiting for him to invite someone, so they came to the stadium to cheer him on.

Uncle made a few wooden benches for the court and spent thousands of yuan, regretting it and not wanting to hire anyone again.

When they saw that Uncle didn't want to invite someone, they were very frustrated and walked away.