Ghost hunting course?
What the hell is this?
Hearing this, the entire mixed martial arts world couldn't help but become curious.
You know, there have always been a lot of people learning martial arts in this world, but this was the first time I saw someone who taught people how to catch ghosts.
Especially when the Soul Resurrection Night is approaching and the Lis and Mrs. Li are about to arrive, is it really too late to catch up in such a hurry?
Suddenly, the audiences from all dynasties became uneasy.
Then the scene changed again, and on the grass,
1eon was holding a big horn in his hand, and said to everyone very confidently,
"First, it’s actually quite simple to understand the definitions of various types of fear."
After that,
1eon pointed his finger at the big boy in front of him who was dressed like a woman, and said loudly to everyone,
"Who dares to kiss him?"
Seeing the big man dressed as a woman in front of me, with his fat belly, colorful clothes, and his charming eyes, just one look at it makes people feel mixed emotions in an instant, and his stomach is churning for a while.
That's it. It's a good woman to take a look at, but you dare to kiss her?
It's disgusting, it's really disgusting.
Thinking of this, everyone frowned and took a breath, hiss!
But at the same time, everyone saw that After retreating, Tietou suddenly became energetic and stood up.
To him, just kissing the guy in front of him was nothing.
After all, he had done even more extreme things than this. , what else can’t be done?
"I come!"
After that, Tietou took a step forward and finally came to the big boy.
He was already a head shorter than the big boy. Now when he saw the charming face of the big boy dressed in women's clothing, he couldn't help but feel embarrassed.
If it was If it were another woman like this, Tietou might have thought she was still pretty.
But it was a disgusting guy like Da Zai who looked really unbearable.
Thinking of this, Tietou took a deep breath and finally allowed himself to force himself. Calm down.
Based on my many years of experience in picking up girls, if a girl is too ugly, you can try to ignore her overall appearance and only focus on her better aspects.
If she has a good figure but poor looks, you can The extra energy is focused on her figure.
On the other hand, if she has an average figure but can be seen in other places, this can also divert attention.
At this moment,
Tietou is observing Dazai in this way, he is 16 He subdivided his vision infinitely, looking at this guy's hair, nose, eyes, and unshaved beard.
Seeing this, the big boy seemed to be aware of Tietou's thoughts, and couldn't help but run towards him again. Tietou winced.
Just this ordinary wink made Tietou shiver instantly, and deep in his heart, Tietou couldn't help complaining,
"This woman is so ugly!"
In the end, although Da Tou tried every means and tried every means, he still couldn't kiss him after all.
I have to admit that Da Zi after changing into women's clothes is indeed very attractive, not to mention actually kissing him, even taking a second look It was unbearable.
Thinking of this, Tietou waved his hand and surrendered directly, saying,
"I couldn't take it anymore, so I gave up."
Seeing this, Dazai cast an encouraging look at Tietou, and then continued,
"Don't worry, you've been staring at me for so long, it's already amazing."
Faced with Da Zai's"encouragement", Tietou obviously did not accept this trick.
He turned around and said to 1eon,
"Doesn’t training always progress from the shallower to the deeper? Why is it so difficult as soon as you start?"
After hearing what Tietou said, 1eon realized that it was right. He immediately threw away the speaker in his hand, leaned down, and started rummaging through the small box next to him.
After rummaging around, 1eon finally found a mosaic. show in front of everyone
"I have a piece of shit on my hand, who of you has the guts to come over and touch it?"
Everyone looked around and saw the lump on 1eon's palm.
They all closed their eyes for a moment and felt nauseated.
They never expected that the ghost exorcist master that Captain Lu mentioned was actually someone he liked. A guy who plays shit?
Looking at the shit on his hands, even the audience from various dynasties couldn't help but feel sick. I
've seen some vile people, but I've never seen such a vile person.
Especially after hearing about 1eon When it was a piece of shit, everyone couldn't help but close their eyes and cover their ears.
It was as if this word could pollute everyone's eyes.
However, just after 1eon finished, Li stood up with a provocative look on his face..
Earlier, if it hadn’t been for 1eon Aqun suddenly, his money-stealing plan would not have failed, and he himself would not have stolen a dead man’s head.
Now with the failure of his theft plan, the wealth in front of him Once again, there is no reason not to hate him.
Therefore, facing 1eon in a black trench coat, Li felt uncomfortable at this moment.
He had long wanted to find an opportunity to teach this so-called master a lesson.
Now that the opportunity is right in front of him, there is no reason to let it go?
Thinking of this, Li put one hand in his pocket and said slightly sarcastically,
"There are so many things to play with, why play with something as disgusting as poop?"
Hearing this, 1eon's expression changed and he continued to ask,
"Why not?"
"You say that because you think you have a higher education and belong to some upper class society, so you think this piece of shit is boring and filthy."
"This is the same as your mother or aunt telling you that ghosts are scary since you were a child......."
Hearing what 1eon said, everyone couldn't help but take a step back.
As if he was afraid of being implicated by the shit in front of him.
When it comes to this, 1eon went one step further and said bluntly,
"Even if the shit in front of you doesn't stink, you still look down on it"
"Just like a ghost won't come and bite you, you will be afraid too"
"It would be great if everyone could reverse this concept."
Seeing this,
1eon looked at Li in front of him and continued,
"Come and touch him if you have the guts?"
Hearing what 1eon said, Li became even more angry.
This guy not only ruined his own good deeds, but also humiliated himself at this time, making it difficult for him to step down?
According to Li's character, he must give this guy no matter what. Take a look at some colors.
Then, Li came forward, stretched out his left and right index fingers, and inserted them into the palm of 1eon's hand. His fingers passed through the soft object, and everyone was shocked again.
They never expected that these two people One of them really dared to say it, and the other dared to do it.
After inserting it, Li calmly pulled out his finger, and then took out a tissue and wiped it constantly.
While doing it, he did not forget to say sarcastically,
"I've touched it, what have I experienced?"
"I don't think I learned anything?"
Seeing the surprised expressions on everyone's faces at this time, Li was even more proud.
And 1eon seemed to have expected Li's words and deeds.
Then, he turned over his palm and took out the shit on his hand. Buttoned it on Li's face, and then applied it evenly.
At this point, 1eon continued to ask,
"What if so?"
At this time, he had already taken out a towel and was about to wipe his fingers. When he was caught off guard, Li's vision was once again blurred by the soft object on 1eon.
That's right, the shit in 1eon's palm was directly stuck on Li's face. Go!
How could Li, who was looking proud at this time, expect this scene?
When this pile of shit was smeared on his face, Li went crazy instantly and fainted from fright. And when he saw this scene in front of him In this scene, I saw another barrage on the sky.
It has to be said that many netizens clearly remember every part of Huihun Ye.
Every action, and even every line, can be analyzed just right..
This seems to be even more true about the part about everyone playing shit.
"Is this the so-called ideological stamp? I have to say that the director's thinking is really advanced."
"There have always been mosaics in this section, but let me tell you, this mosaic is the soul!"
"I have to say that this passage does make sense. Is this the rumored cognitive therapy?"
"It makes so much sense and is so profound! Gan. There is still one left in Mr. Xing’s hand!"
"Having said so much, Master Xing actually just wants to explain one issue to everyone, that is, what is fear and how to face it. Perhaps the teaching props were not chosen well, and everyone’s attention seems not to be focused on it at all.......If this continues, then this Soul Resurrection Night will be very dangerous!"
At the same time, in the mixed martial arts world, after seeing the scene in front of them and the barrages on the sky screen, the audiences from all dynasties were all surprised. Some people laughed, and some frowned in thought.
In short, the expressions were all different. , couldn’t tell the difference at all for a moment.
In the Huashan Sect,
Ning Zhongze couldn’t help but smile softly when he saw this, especially after 1eon revealed the rumored shit, Ning Zhongze’s whole person even more Laughing loudly.
She knew 1eon was an unconventional person, but she didn't expect this guy to be so outrageous.
Thinking of this, Ning Zhongze said slowly,
"Is this what the so-called ghost-catching classroom is about?" (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
"Why no spells? Why are there no talismans, formations and magic weapons?"
In Ning Zhongze's view, since the Night of Soul Resurrection in seven days is a foregone conclusion, the most important thing right now must be to survive the Night of Soul Resurrection in seven days.
In the limited time left, everyone should do more Just lay out more traps or prepare something to escape from. It would be too boring just to explain the definition of fear here, or to pick up a piece of shit and go around trying to trick people.
"I really didn’t expect that this guy actually touched it with his hands?"
Looking at the confused look on Li's face in the big picture, Ning Zhong smiled again.
Although this sudden scene was unexpected, it was reasonable.
Only in this way can we help everyone overcome their deepest feelings. fear
"It's just too much to stick it on your face like this......"
"It seems that before Li Gui is caught, the black-clothed Heavenly Master will find himself another opponent."
After saying that, Ning Zhong sighed softly.
At the same time, everyone in the Hengshan Sect [] saw the scene in front of them, and they all burst into laughter and couldn't extricate themselves.
Although most of the female disciples in the Hengshan Sect Most of them, but when they saw the big boy dressed in women's clothing in front of them, and Li who was so angry, everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter again.
Yilin smiled lightly, and then said to Linghu Chong,
"Leader Linghu, didn’t expect these guys to be so good at playing?"
"In the beginning, it was just a man pretending to be a woman, but now he is actually playing with such filthy things?"
Naturally, Yilin was not curious at all about the mosaic in the picture.
When she thought of Li being directly stuck on his face, Yilin couldn't help laughing.
At least judging from the situation in front of her, this guy Li's Being calm and composed is just an act.
"These guys are so cowardly. What will they do if they really meet the historical couple?"
After hearing Yilin's words, Linghu Chong put his hands on his chest and couldn't help but said slowly,
"I have to say, this class was really interesting."
"There is no Taoist magic, no talismans and seals, just the black-clothed heavenly master slowly explaining the truth?"
"But having said that, when I thought about it carefully, I realized that what he said actually made some sense!"
Linghu Chong smiled again, and then said to the female disciples,
"Listen carefully, what this Heavenly Master said makes sense."
"Everyone is a Buddhist, and in the end they are just empty words."
"As long as you don't think so, even if you really encounter a ghost, there is nothing to be afraid of."
After hearing Linghu Chong's words,
Yilin couldn't help but blush, and then said slowly,
"Leader Linghu, I didn’t mean that...."
"you misunderstood....."
"Master said that in order to transcend the world of mortals, one must first enter the world of mortals."
"How can you know what it's like without experiencing it? It's not a good thing if you bet on everything early."
Hearing this, Linghu Chong nodded and continued,
"Indeed!"
"Then let us see what kind of blood flowed out in the night of the soul this time!"730 At the same moment, in the Ruyang Prince's Mansion,
Zhao Min saw this and was also laughing so hard that he couldn't stop.
Zhao Min never expected that this so-called ghost hunting course would actually be like this..Except for the extremely ugly woman, the rest is just a piece of neurotic shit.
And just thinking about such a thing makes people very uncomfortable and cannot help themselves.
Thinking of this, Zhao Min finally couldn't help laughing. road,
"Hahaha......"
"This guy just said he wasn't afraid at all, but when it hit his face, he went crazy on the spot!"
"It seems that this guy is completely different from what he said!"
"After all, he is just another poor unlucky guy......."
Unlike Zhao Min, the two elders Xuanming and Ming were completely focused on the woman disguised as a woman.
It has to be said that when the big guy started ogling everyone, no one in the world could hold him back.
When everyone lowered their heads to mourn Li Mo, Tietou accidentally turned around and met Tietou's eyes.
In an instant, he couldn't hold himself any longer and vomited directly.
Like everyone else, at this time, the two elders Xuan Ming were also entangled in their hearts for a while.
Thinking of this, Luzhangke was the first to have an attack.
He spat and couldn't help but said,
"This woman is really ugly!"
"I have seen thousands of women in my life, and this person must be the ugliest!"
After hearing Luzhangke's words, Hebiweng couldn't help but nodded.
"yes!"
"This woman is so unbearable just by looking at her, who would dare to kiss her?"
Having said this, Hebiweng couldn't help but stroke his beard gently and said with a satisfied look on his face,
"No wonder the black-clothed Heavenly Master wants to use this guy to demonstrate what fear is."
"Just looking at this woman, I feel this sense of fear in my heart!"
Hearing this, Luzhangke couldn't help but nodded.
"yes!"
"This woman is really not ordinary ugly!"
"This is comparable to the original Ruhua!"
At the same moment, as the entire mixed martial arts world was talking about it, the light curtain in front of them also changed again.
In the picture, looking at Li who had fainted from fright, 1eon continued to say to everyone,
"You must study hard. This gentleman just can't get rid of traditional concepts. I'm scared to death as soon as I wipe it off."
Immediately, 1eon took out an electric light cannon from the box and held it tightly in his hand.
Even from a long distance, everyone could feel the huge size of the electric light cannon and the fuse floating in the wind..
Just by looking at it, one could tell that this guy was extremely powerful.
Facing everyone's horror, 1eon had a relaxed look on his face.
He looked at the crowd and said,
"You know that it will take a long time before it explodes if you light it. Even the bravest person will be scared to death as long as you hold it!"
"But I'm not afraid!" ps: Thank you to the boss [Yang Haitao] for the reward, thank you to the boss [473.] for the monthly ticket, thank you to the boss.
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