Seeing this,
1eon immediately threw a throwing knife in order to stop Mrs. Li.
The flying knife hit Mrs. Li right on the head.
As a result, Mrs. Li, who wanted to commit suicide again, failed.
Instead of dying in her own hands, she was stabbed in the head by 1eon.
When the knife went down, the entire blade almost did not penetrate into her head.
In just an instant, Mrs. Li lost her breath.
This time, there was no possibility of her coming back to life.
Like her husband, she was already a corpse.
But what makes people laugh or cry is that just after Mrs. Li fell from the knife, her finger instinctively pulled the trigger.
Then another gunshot sounded, and this shot once again hit Dao Youming in the leg.
After being shot again, Dao Youming couldn't bear it anymore.
He sat up from the ground and couldn't help but wailed,
"Now I finally understand what life is worse than death!"
Seeing this scene in front of them, the entire page was flooded with barrage.
Netizens laughed continuously, almost to the point of complaining.
No one expected that the story would take such a turn after reaching this point.
For a while, netizens were talking a lot, and the screen was filled with barrage and almost no picture could be seen.
"I understand, Dao Youming is the legendary blood pack and human shield, right? Some kind person is about to end my life!"
"Zhou's electrotherapy, one is unable to survive, the other is unable to survive"
"Is this really a horror movie? I'm dying of laughter. I'm really dying of laughter."
"The last shot of the flying knife must have been a mistake. I originally wanted to interrupt the casting, but unexpectedly it was completely missed."
"This Italian broken sword can be swung so handsomely! This is probably the most hard-core way to prevent suicide!"
"It's so funny. After watching it countless times, I still can't help but want to laugh when I see it again."
"What a pity, my Daoist friend Ming, I did the math and found out that this"243" guy was hit five times, two shots, and one electric shock. He was really lucky! If it had been anyone else, I'm afraid it would have been sent long ago!"
"In the middle of the night, I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this. Xiao Li Feidao scored twice!"
"I have to mention that this move of electrification is the legendary limit-for-one move?"
"Dao Youming, the pioneer of electroshock therapy, is so cute and so ridiculous!"
"When I was a kid, I felt sorry for this guy. Now he is known as Tao Youming, the Immortal God of War, a hard-core blood transfusion, and the strongest nanny in history!"
"Speaking of which, if it weren't for Captain Lu's success, Dao Youming wouldn't have been so seriously injured!"
Looking at the barrages in front of him, the entire mixed martial arts world couldn't help but be in an uproar.
In the Beiliang Prince's Palace,
Xu Fengnian was laughing so hard that he couldn't help himself.
He also didn't expect that in the end, Mrs. Li not only failed to commit suicide , but died in the hands of 1eon.
And 1eon’s knife-throwing skill was even more unexpected, killing Mrs. Li with his own hands.
"Hahaha!"
"It's just that this fellow Taoist Ming is too unlucky!"
"After suffering so many injuries, I really couldn’t live or die!"
After hearing Xu Fengnian's words, Lao Huang couldn't help but smile and said softly,
"That's right, if the black-clothed Heavenly Master hadn't struck twice in a row, Mrs. Li might not have died."
"Especially the last stab hit him directly in the head, and no one else would have survived."
At this point, Lao Huang put his hands behind his back and couldn't help but said slowly,
"It seems that this time, Mrs. Li will definitely turn into a ghost."
"On the night of the soul-returning night, there will inevitably be a river of blood."
Hearing this, Qingniao also nodded and said with a look of fear,
"Finally, as she wished, she died wearing a red dress"
"only.....If it's just like this, can it really become a bad guy?"
However, although everyone had worried faces, Xu Weixiong smiled softly at this time.
She paused, looked at 1eon in the screen and said,
"No matter what, it was him who caused this trouble."
"How to spend the Soul Resurrection Night this time depends on this guy!"
"However, since he doesn’t know magic and doesn’t have talismans, it’s still unclear whether he can survive this soul night......"
On the other side, in the Song Dynasty, inside the Yuelai Inn.
When Xiao Feng and Duan Yu saw this, they couldn't help laughing.
Dao Youming's vitality is so tenacious that it even reaches the point of sighing.
1eon and Mrs. Li fought back and forth, and it ended with 1eon taking her own life.
Although this time Soul Night is a horror movie, Yuelai Inn burst into laughter throughout the whole viewing process and couldn't stop at all.
No one expected that a scary horror movie could be so funny.
"Hahaha......"
Xiao Feng picked up a glass of wine and drank it in one gulp.
"If Captain Lu hadn’t made it possible, Dao Youming wouldn’t have been so miserable."
"It’s really not easy for this guy to survive until now."
Looking at Taoist friend Ming who was completely penetrated by the electric current in the picture, Xiao Feng also felt incredible for a while.
Although he didn't know what electric current was, it was not difficult to see how powerful this current was from the helpless expression on Taoist friend Mingsheng..
For people in the world of mixed martial arts, this magical power can almost revive the dead.
After Xiao Feng finished speaking, Duan Yu couldn't help but nodded and said softly,
"Yes, brother!"
"I have to say that this black-clad Celestial Master is really interesting!"
"Didi, I never expected that there would be such a kind of rescuer in this world!"
"The key is that Mrs. Li survived in the end!"
Having said this, Duan Yu couldn't help but sigh,
"It's a pity that the person who was finally rescued was sent away by this guy again."
Seeing the corpse lying on the ground, everyone was finally sure that Mrs. Li in front of them was really dead.
After all, this knife hit her head straight, even if the gods came, it would be useless.
Xiao Feng also sighed. , then slowly said,
"In this way, on the Night of Resurrection seven days later, what we will face is not the evil ghost, but the evil ghost couple!"
"I really don’t know what a tragic night it will be!"
After Xiao Feng finished speaking, the screen in front of him continued to rotate, and the plot of Huihun Night continued to advance.
Seeing Mrs. Li stabbed to death in front of them,
Captain Lu and Aqun couldn't stand the excitement at all, and they left one after another. Up, he came to 1eon and continued,
"You might have hit her on the head with that flying knife, but maybe you have other options."
Hearing this, 1eon smiled crazily and couldn't help but say,
"Those who were killed by my own hands were not saved"
"It seems that the night of rebirth will inevitably lead to rivers of blood and loss of life!"
Having said that, 1eon held his head.
At the same time, a burst of sad and melodious music sounded.
This sad sound seemed to symbolize the tragic ending of the Soul Night after seven days.
Then the scene changed again, and the matter of the Lis and his wife Afterwards, Captain Lu took 1eon Aqun and finally returned to the security room.
Faced with everything that happened tonight, Captain Lu was even more rude and couldn't help but curse.
"You bastards, one of you is looking for a prostitute, and the other is helping someone else find a prostitute."
"You two are even worse, you actually dare to steal things! What will be the consequences if others find out?"
"Also, the news that the building is haunted must never be spread out!"
"Have you figured it out yet?"
After that, the toilet door was pushed open and 1eon came in.
Upon seeing this, Captain Lu quickly asked how the situation was.
He was not concerned about the Li family now. After all, their soul-returning night was still seven days away.
What really made him feel Captain Lu was worried about the ghost of the old lady in the building.
If he remembered correctly, it was precisely because of the ghost of the old lady that things got to this point.
Seeing this, 1eon put his hands in his pockets and said softly,
"I just sent the old lady's ghost back to the underworld. Captain Lu asked with curiosity on his face.
"How to send it?"
1eon frowned,
"Didn't you hear me flush?"
Just when Captain Lu was about to say something, Tietou suddenly spoke and said with a sad face,
"I didn’t expect that a person of several decades like me would be like this......."
Hearing this, 1eon said,
"Just treat it like a gang. Tietou:"
Stop talking nonsense!""
"I am unconscious now and dead!"
After that, Tietou stood up suddenly and showed everyone in turn.
Sure enough, the moment he stood up, he saw that Tietou's whole person was indeed unusual and incredible.
And according to Tietou, this At that time, he was unconscious.
Seeing this, everyone was naturally polite, and 1eon kicked him one after another, but Tietou felt nothing. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!) Upon seeing this,
A Chao made a clone Side kick, this blow was extremely powerful, but this time Tietou still felt nothing.
Seeing this, other people stepped forward one after another and smashed it down with their greatest strength, either with fists, feet, batons, or other objects. Weapons.
Ah Chao wanted to go one step further and examine the quality of this thing, but was pulled away by 1eon at the side.
At this time, 1eon took out a pistol from his waist and aimed directly.
Just when he was about to shoot At this time, Captain Lu said curiously,
"Look, he peed."
Hearing this, Tietou had a bitter look on his face again, and he burst into tears.
"You see, I don’t even know how to pee."
"I am dead! Captain Lu stepped forward and continued to ask,
"Master, what should we do now?"
1eon nodded and explained softly,
"Don't worry, I think everyone is hungry too. Let's eat something first."
Immediately, 1eon made the most complicated takeaway that anyone has ever seen in his life.[]
"Steamed willow cubes with black bean sauce, plus green pepper, bean curd and watermelon, a little spicy!"
A series of nouns were put together, and everyone was confused for a while.
At the same time, in the real world, when netizens saw the scene in front of them, they all burst into laughter.
It has to be said that although this time Soul Night is... It's a horror movie, but when I saw this scene, although it didn't have much of a horror movie atmosphere, the audience was already laughing so hard that they couldn't stop........
As waves of barrages rose in front of my eyes, the comment area of the entire video sublimated again.
"Judging from this Night of Resurrection, Xingye can be called the greatest comedy artist in the world, comparable to Chaplin!"
"Don't say that, in my eyes, even if Chaplin comes, he is still slightly inferior to Xingye!"
"There are a lot of cuts here. It’s not an old lady without a head, but an old lady with a head, but the head is in another place."
"Crouching dragon and phoenix chick, each of them has their own unique skills. Unexpectedly, Tietou really fell in love with her. Now it was finally Tietou who lost her virginity!"
"Killing me! Master Xing suddenly became a master!"
"Qufeng old cake is equivalent to Lao Xhuo in Mandarin! Even drunkards and cowards can get in!"
"Because Tiedan just had a relationship with a female ghost, isn't this the so-called headless horseman?"
"I have to say that everyone in this room is full of talents, Lao Ou Qu Feng laughed to death!"
"I have to say, the sense of immersion is so strong that I started to feel pain!"
"Really, I almost laughed out loud. I have to say that these actors are really professionals."
"I shouldn't be watching this during work hours. I'm laughing so hard that I'm almost convulsing!"
At the same moment, in the mixed martial arts world, the audiences from various dynasties couldn't stop laughing when they saw the scene in front of them. In the
Beili Dynasty, in Xueyue City,
Li Hanyi couldn't bear it after watching the scene in front of him. Stop and laugh softly.
The good old Captain Lu, the unlucky Taoist friend Ming, and now there is an iron head who is infected with corpse poison.
All of this makes this little fairy from Xueyue City laugh..
Especially the scene at the end where everyone focused their fire on Iron Head’s crotch, which made the heroines’ faces turn red.
Li Hanyi lowered his head and said rather embarrassedly,
"If this is really the case, it would be too exaggerated."
After hearing Li Hanyi's words, Sikong Changfeng couldn't stop laughing.
He was lying on the fence like this, his whole body trembling slightly because of the crazy laughter.
"Hahaha......"
"Who can believe that this is an eighty-year-old grandmother?"
"It seems that Tietou was really drunk at the time, and he didn't notice such an obvious thing?"
However, despite what he said, Sikong Changfeng still admired Tietou.
After all, not everyone has the courage to do these things.
But later when he saw Tietou's swollen crotch, Sikong Only then did Changfeng realize something
"Good guy! I don’t know how much effort this iron head put in!"
"Finally got it to this point!"
At the same time, in Tianqi City,
Ye Ruoyi couldn't help but blush slightly when she saw the scene in front of her, and she felt quite embarrassed.
Tietou's crotch was swollen like a teapot, and he was completely exposed to the outside world. He lost his response to the stimulation.
Even if the iron rod hit it, he was still unconscious.
At this point, it's no wonder that he looked hopeless.
Thinking of this, Ye Ruoyi squinted her eyes and chuckled. ,
"This guy brought it all upon himself and has no one else to blame!"
"After chasing that 0.1 for so long, he didn't realize it was a headless old lady."
"He is indeed a lustful guy"
"The Soul Resurrection Night is coming soon, let’s see what you guys do!"
Sure enough, the entire mixed martial arts world's audience all looked up at the light curtain, filled with doubts.
After all, according to folk custom, seven days will be the night of soul rebirth, which means that there is only seven days left for everyone.
Such a group almost Can an ordinary person who knows nothing really deal with a fierce ghost like Mrs. Li?
No!
At this point, it is no longer a ghost, but a ghost couple.
Just when everyone looked curious, the picture in front of them lit up again. The picture shows a green grassland, and behind it is the endless sea.
Building security guards, including Captain Lu, are lined up on both sides.
1eon people are wearing black windbreakers and slowly appear in front of everyone.
However, This time it was not 1eon but Dazai (Ruhua) who appeared in women's clothing.
At this time, Dazai was wearing a pink short shirt with a pair of colorful bodybuilding pants.
His head was the most popular nowadays. A woman's fluffy hairstyle, a pair of white high-heeled shoes on her feet, and her coquettish bow-legged legs make people look at her for a moment.
Although the big boy dressed up very well, no one could appreciate him at all.
When he When they first appeared, everyone was startled and backed away.
This woman in front of them was clearly a female monster!
Especially the look in Big Zai's eyes, which not only had no charm at all, but was also full of disgust..
Just as everyone kept retreating until they were almost unable to retreat, suddenly, they heard a familiar voice,
"Good morning, every body!"
"In the first lesson of the ghost catching course, let me first explain to you the definition of"fear"!".
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