People are watching variety show videos, and all the heroines have their defenses broken

At the same time, in the real world, netizens couldn't help laughing when they saw this classic scene.

Countless classic barrages suddenly appeared on the page, it was so lively

"《Don't be arrogant》！"

"I don't want people to know that I am the emperor!"

"Hahaha, after hearing this, the guards around him were stunned. This emperor is really a living treasure!"

"I am the emperor, everyone, get out of the way. This is traveling incognito, keep a low profile......"

"Too low-key. In all my years of living, I have never seen such a low-key emperor."

"It's so funny to be low-key, to the extreme. Is this the emperor's version of not being public?"

"This emperor is poisonous, everyone should be careful..."

At the same moment, in the world of mixed martial arts, the audiences from all dynasties saw this scene in front of them, all looking confused and dumbfounded.

I have seen unreliable emperors, but this is the first time for me to be as unreliable as the emperor in front of me.

Even though his whereabouts were completely exposed, he still told the guards that he was traveling incognito?

In the Yanzi House, when Wang Yuyan saw this, she couldn't help but smile.

"Giggle......"

"Fortunately, I always thought the funniest thing was Ling Ling Fa, but I didn’t expect that the emperor was the same"

"This guy......How can anyone travel incognito like this?"

"Even if you bring these guards, it's not enough."

Wang Yuyan has never seen such a funny scene, and she couldn't help but tremble and chuckle for a moment.

And the emperor's words and deeds in the picture were beyond the sky, making Wang Yuyan dumbfounded.

After hearing Wang Yuyan, Bao Bao on the side felt different. He couldn't help but shake the folding fan and said slowly,

"Oops, my boss really doesn’t understand, how can such a waste become the emperor?"

"I really don’t know, if the country is handed over to such a person to govern, what kind of trouble will it cause in the end?"

After hearing what Bao BuTong said, Feng BoEye on the side nodded"Zero Zero Seven",

"yes!"

"This guy doesn't look like an emperor at all, he is simply a stupid son of a landlord!"

"At this level of governing the country, I don’t know how far it is from our young master!"

After hearing the words of several people, Murong Fu couldn't help but feel confident at this time.

Such a fool can make the emperor, so it's no problem for me, Murong Fu, who is both civil and military.

Hearing this, Deng Baichuan sighed softly road,

"This emperor is really unorthodox."

At the same time, in the Great Qin Empire, it has to be said that even Zulong couldn't help but burst out laughing after the little emperor's saucy manipulation.

Although the Great Qin Empire has always been a serious country, Zulong is even more serious. The ultimate person, but in this situation, seeing such an unreliable emperor, even the superior Zulong couldn't help it at all.

"Hahaha...."

Zulong waved his sleeves and smiled at everyone,

"This emperor is interesting....."

"I really don't understand, how can such a playful fool become the emperor?"

Zu Long recalled that he had been diligent and diligent for half his life, and did not dare to slack off for a day.

Even after he became the emperor, the government affairs of the Qin Empire had never been neglected.

But this guy in front of him is so good. It seems that after becoming the emperor, the whole The only thing that matters in heaven is eating, drinking and having fun?

Not only that, he even went to the Jin Kingdom next door to play?

After hearing Zu Long's words, the Moon God at this time couldn't help but smile softly, and then slowly said,

"What your Majesty said is absolutely true,"

"In this way, the emperor's whereabouts will be exposed, and I am afraid that several people will soon be killed."

"If it were just these few guards, I'm afraid it would be difficult to deal with it..."

Yue Shen really disagreed with the martial arts of the other three Ouchi guards.

Although these three people are considered masters and can stand alone in the arena, if they want to compare with those truly peerless experts, they are not at the same level at all.

Apart from anything else, these people are no match for the Six Sword Slaves of the Great Qin Empire.

If Sue still grabs them during this trip, these people will inevitably be destroyed.

When Zhao Gao heard this, he couldn't help but nodded and said,

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

"If this stupid emperor leaks his whereabouts, I'm afraid the situation will be bad next."

"It would be a great shame if even the emperor was caught!"

Zu Long nodded and couldn't help but smile,

"It doesn’t matter, let’s take a look and talk about it later."

On the other side, in the Ming Dynasty, when Emperor Zhengde saw this extremely funny scene in front of him, he couldn't help but look confused.

He paused and said with a look of disbelief,

"this......What kind of incognito travel is this?"

"This guy, the news spread before he left?"

"It seems that this time, this guy is going to suffer a bit."

Zhengde has always looked down upon this kind of dandy emperor.

Although he himself is also a dandy, he can be said to be the first dandy in the Ming Dynasty.

But no matter what, Emperor Zhengde still cares about major affairs in the court and the fate of the country.

Where? A guy like this guy spends all his time traveling around.

Like all the foolish kings throughout the ages, the only meaning of this guy's existence is to discuss how to play.

But now it's good that he actually took the initiative to go to the Jin Kingdom.

What's even more unbelievable is that , only halfway through, he unexpectedly exposed his whereabouts.

Thinking of this, Emperor Zhengde couldn't help but sigh,

"Misdeeds committed by God can be forgiven, but misdeeds committed by oneself cannot be saved!"

Immediately, under the gaze of the entire Zongwu world, the scene on the entire sky screen suddenly changed, and everyone carried the sedan chair and slowly walked into a dense forest.

The four sedan bearers walked steadily one after another. Marching forward, the three spies of the Baolong clan were located in three directions of the emperor, protecting them personally.

However, what the three of them did not expect was that just when the little emperor revealed his identity, they had already been A force was targeted.

When a few people entered the dense forest, this force was lurking in the dark, ready to move.

Seeing that several people had entered the full set, the old woman analyzed,

"The one in the lead was breathing carefully, and at first glance he was a master of qigong."

"The one on the left has a steady pace. His kicking skills must be very good."

"And that guy's arms are vibrating powerfully. I think he's a master of practicing the three ways."

"These three are believed to be the Iron Cloth Shirt, Gravel Heel and Five Elements Fist of the Baolong clan."

"Now that all three masters of the Baolong clan have arrived, the one in the sedan must be the current emperor."

"I originally wanted to kill those idiot doctors, but unexpectedly an emperor came. This time I really couldn't find anything after running through iron shoes, and it took no effort at all."

As the old woman spoke, she saw a burst of fallen leaves falling.

However, just as the fallen leaves were falling, the fallen leaves turned into swords and killed four bearers in an instant.

The three masters raised their heads in time, allowing the emperor's sedan to land safely on the ground.

And this At this moment, the emperor in the sedan was sleeping like a dead pig, unaware of what was happening outside.

At this moment, the crazy woman and Black and White Wuchang appeared at the same time, blocking the way of several people.

The two groups of people didn't say a word, and in an instant Fighting together.

The crazy woman holds two swords and fights against Tie Bushi.

Black and white Wuchang is one against two, one person against gravel kick and five elements fist.

I saw him constantly changing his body shape, controlling the two people in an instant, and fighting separately.

After only a dozen rounds, Black and White Wuchang easily defeated Gravel Kick and Five Elements Fist.

One of these two people had his head completely blown off, and the other was completely disemboweled.

And the crazy woman faced Tiebushi. In this battle, the situation was not much better.

Ling Linggong's iron cloth shirt magic skill was so perfect that even if the mad woman tried her best, she couldn't penetrate Ling Linggong's body.

She tried her best, but not only could she not hurt Ling Ling Gong's body was knocked away by Ling Ling Gong's palms and punches.

Ling Ling Gong saw that Feng's neck was knocked away by him, so he took the opportunity to follow up and stabbed the crazy woman who was sleeping on the ground with his knife.

This knife was not missing the target. Lean, it happened to be poked at Ling Linggong's balls.

This was the only cover of the iron cloth shirt, and it was also the most vulnerable part of his body.

It was speechless. The crazy woman poked her casually, but she actually got it right. After reaching the position, in an instant, only a burst of screams could be heard. Ling Linggong's iron cloth shirt magic skill that he had practiced for decades was instantly broken.

In this way, the three members of the Baolong clan were instantly killed by the crazy woman and Black and White Wuchang, and The emperor also became the trophy of the two of them. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Seeing this scene in front of him, Xu Fengnian couldn't help but sigh in the Beiliang Prince's Palace ,

"I have known for a long time that these spies are not capable of doing anything, not at all!"

"Now it's okay, just randomly sending out a group of thieves and actually killing them?"

After saying this, Xu Fengnian couldn't help but smile,

"However, I didn't expect that the only cover of the iron cloth shirt would be the crotch?"

"it's so funny! It’s really hilarious!"

"In this case, isn't this the end?"

When I thought of my double balls being pierced directly by a sharp knife, even Xu Fengnian couldn't help feeling a chill in his crotch and couldn't help himself.

How painful it was. Just think about it, and you can't help but want to stop.

And when I heard Xu Fengnian After saying this, Lao Huang also stroked his beard, smiled slightly and said,

"Tiebushan is still passable. At least he has Qigong to protect his body and can deal with the two of them for a while."

"But the Gravel Kick and the Five Elements Fist are a little less interesting. In the final analysis, they are just tricks of the martial arts. How can they deal with the masters of the martial arts?"

"To defeat the masters of martial arts, you still have to practice your internal skills diligently."[]

On the other side, the female relatives of the Prince of Beiliang couldn't help but blush when they saw the scene in front of them.

Who would have thought that the flap of this Tangtang Iron shirt is right under the crotch?

When they saw the mad woman stabbing her with a knife without mercy, several women were frightened for a while.

The blue bird blushed and said tremblingly,

"This is true...I'm so embarrassed...."

Jiang Ni also held his chin in one hand and couldn't help but comment,

"Yes, this crazy woman just stabbed her randomly when she was in a hurry, but she got it right?"

"But, the door of this iron cloth shirt is actually there...It's incredible..."

Xu Weixiong blushed and sighed deeply,

"People's iron cloth shirts cover the doors under their armpits, which is easy to defend but difficult to attack."

"But this guy is so good, the cover is actually there...."

"Do you want to make your opponent laugh to death?"

At the same time, in the Tingchao Pavilion,

Li Chungang couldn't help laughing when he saw the scene in front of him....0

He also didn't expect that the iron cloth shirt's cover door was actually there.

I saw him stroking his beard, taking a sip of strong wine, and said slowly,

"Speaking of which, this guy's skills are too weak."

"If he had mastered the iron cloth shirt martial arts, how could he be so easily attacked?"

"Now that the egg is destroyed and people are killed, you can’t blame others!"

While Li Chungang was rambling, he saw the depths of the sky, and then the scene turned again. Just when the gravel foot was shot in the head, the Five Elements Fist was disemboweled, and the iron cloth shirt was finished,

Ling Ling on the other end Fa took his wife and embarked on a unique"honeymoon trip".

They smashed watermelons with wooden sticks, asked the waiter to tear open the hen's chest, and finally crushed an egg.

All these scenes perfectly corresponded to Baolong What happened to the three members of the clan.

Soon, after the two of them passed through the town, they finally came to the anatomy site of Tianwai Feixian.

From a distance, the place was crowded and very lively.

There were not only buskers, but also jugglers, There was countless food to eat.

Soon, the two finally arrived at the anatomy site of Tianwai Feixian.

Ling Lingfa was worried that there was fraud, so he found an excuse to let his wife stay outside, while he pretended to be a doctor and sneaked in.

Inside the venue Inside, a large group of guests gathered in front of the fence and respectfully called each other doctor.

After saying hello, the doctors from the Central Plains exchanged greetings for a while.

"I recently discovered that Sichuan clams, platycodon, and honey are extracted into a kind of loquat ointment, which is mainly used to treat excessive tobacco and alcohol, lack of sleep, and hoarse throat. It only takes one bottle to cure it.

Hearing this, everyone could not help but congratulate,"Then you are rich.""

Then a tall, thin doctor said again,

"I recently discovered a plant that makes people laugh and make a fuss after eating it, which makes life worse than death. It’s very exciting!"

When everyone saw this, they couldn't help but talk,

"This thing looks harmful at first sight, so you’d better not eat too much."

As everyone was talking, a host dressed in white slowly came on stage.

"Hello friends, welcome to watch the anatomy process of our extraterrestrial flying fairy,"

"This flying fairy is extremely precious, and tonight is the first time to reveal it exclusively to everyone."

"In order to allow everyone to see clearly, we will repeat the whole process over and over again for five nights, so that everyone can see it carefully over and over again."

After listening to the host's words, the doctors in the audience couldn't help but complain.

They have seen long-winded guys, but never such a long-winded guy.

Just when everyone thought it was over and could watch the anatomy process, who expected this? The host continued to be mean,

"We found the farmer who discovered the Feixian and came forward to speak out."

"But before he comes up, let’s first visit the dog that belongs to the child of the farmer’s mother’s next door neighbor....."

After hearing this, everyone couldn't help it anymore and smashed the guys in their hands.

The host could not withstand the excitement of the crowd and had to escape.

When the doctors saw this, they did not hesitate and immediately rushed towards the flying immortal.

The curtain covering Feixian was opened, and on the booth in front of 3.8 people, something that looked like an alien was lying in front of everyone, with a smooth head, dark skin, and webbed limbs. , and that unusually protruding belly.

When everyone saw this scene in front of them, they were all amazed and curious.

It has to be said that no one has ever seen a creature like the Flying Fairy from Heaven.

At the same time, while the doctors were watching the flying immortals outside the sky, the killers of the Kingdom of Jin were fully prepared.

They all pulled out their daggers and cautiously approached the doctors.

At this time, the doctors couldn't help but be curious and started talking about it.

"Why are the eyes of this flying fairy so big?"

"Can I see it more clearly this way?"

"What about wings? How can you fly without wings?"

"Looks weirder......Never seen anything like this......"

"No, he looks almost like me."

At this moment, everyone looked at Ling Lingfa lying between the legs of Tianwai Feixian and asked immediately,

"What are you doing?"

Ling Ling moved her fingers and then replied,

"I'm checking its gender."

He looked at it and then said,

"It should be a female......"

When everyone heard this, they didn’t take it seriously at all.

"It was originally a female, and I could see that it was pregnant with Liujia!"

After that, another doctor stretched out his hand, wanting to test it, but before he could take action, he was stopped by everyone.

Then someone else said,"Is there a gynecologist here?"

Hearing the words"gynecologist", everyone looked at Ling Lingfa. It was him.

Facing the curious eyes of everyone, Ling Lingfa reluctantly tried to do it.

Someone handed over a knife and urged Ling Lingfa to say ,

"Why are you hesitating? Come on!"

Ling Lingfa said awkwardly,

"How about I prescribe some medicine for her?".