At this moment, just when the woman wanted to force the overlord to draw her bow, she heard Ling Lingfa let out a soft cry,
"Wife."
Immediately, a woman with a delicate face opened the curtain and walked out.
After seeing his wife, Ling Lingfa told what happened to the woman just now.
Unexpectedly, after hearing this, his wife disagreed.
She flashed her big eyes, Couldn't help but said,
"It's not easy for people to come all the way here. If you can help, please help......"
Hearing this, Ling Ling said a few words and started to take off his clothes without saying anything.
But who would have thought that Ling Lingfa had even taken off half of her clothes, and the woman came to her senses instantly and walked away in a hurry.
After the woman left, Ling Lingfa and his wife looked at each other and smiled, and then they started to fight with each other as usual.
Then the camera turned again, looking from the top down,
Ling Lingfa and his wife were hugging each other, making a wrestling pose.
He tried his best but could not subdue his wife, so he grabbed her with a slap and heard a click. There was a sound of bone cracking, and amid the hearty laughter of all the audience, Ling Lingfa was instantly fractured.
After the fracture was treated, Ling Lingfa came up with new ideas and showed his latest invention to his wife one after another.
For example, there is a tool hand for cutting vegetables, the most primitive range hood, and even a massage table with five gears....
The wife looked curious, and finally couldn't help but dial the sixth gear.
In an instant, she saw that the entire massage bed was broken.
At this moment, when the audiences from all dynasties saw this, they all had smiles on their faces and couldn't stop.
I have to say that this Ouchi Secret Agent is beyond imagination.
Although the content is incredible, it always makes people laugh non-stop and cannot stop at all.
Who would have thought that Ling Lingfa, who seemed to know nothing on the surface, turned out to be an inventive genius in private.
Inside the Yuelai Inn,
Duan Yu saw the joyful scene in front of him and couldn't help but yearn for it,
"Everyone feels that Ling Ling Fa is not worthy of his wife. Only his wife will never leave her, and she is so gentle and virtuous. She is a real man."
"only....."
At this point, Duan Yu also hesitated a little.
"It's just that this wife's skills seem to be very powerful?"
"Just with a smile and a grappling hand, Ling Lingfa's hand bones were directly dislocated?"
Recalling the scene in the picture just now, Duan Yu also felt incredible for a while.
Such a gentle and strong wife is really both desirable and complicated.
She can easily break her husband's hand, which shows that she also has the strength to break his husband's hand. Neck.
On the other side,
Xiao Feng also burst into laughter when he saw this section.
He suddenly stood on his lap and said with a smile on his face,
"Hahaha!"
"interesting! It’s really interesting!"
"This is the first time for me to see such an Ouchi spy!"
Ling Lingfa does not learn martial arts, but specializes in various inventions, which can't help but make Xiao Feng curious.
Can these inventions really fight against those arrogant martial arts?
At the same time, in the Beili Dynasty, this person When Ye Ruoyi saw the arrogant female patient in the picture, she was instantly embarrassed.
She paused, couldn't help but blush, and then said angrily,
"Isn’t this female patient the female doctor just now?"
"This guy was obviously just a regular occurrence for the woman every month, but she said he was so amazing!"
"The so-called eight bowls of water boiled into one bowl of water, doesn’t it mean drinking more hot water?"
When Ye Ruoyi fully reacted and recalled what happened to the woman just now, she was speechless for a while.
This idiot, Ling Lingfa, was easily defrauded of a piece of silver like this.
When the woman turned back for the second time, she showed off As if she was sure of Ling Lingfa,
Ye Ruoyi finally realized that her goal was Ling Lingfa?
Thinking of this, Ye Ruoyi's face couldn't help but blush slightly,
"The emperor gave Ling Lingfa a doctor's identity to cover up,"
"Didn’t expect this guy really wanted to be a gynecologist?"
"Can it even cure hunger and thirst in women?"
Having said that, Ye Ruoyi also felt incredible for a while.
Sure enough, if his wife hadn't decisively appeared, this guy would have really taken off his clothes to"treat" the female guest.
But whether that was real treatment, no one can say Okay.
As for the subsequent interaction with his wife, Ye Ruoyi was equally impressed.
Until then, she finally understood what kind of person Ling Lingfa was.
He was clever and handy, but had no future.
Sure enough, just when Ye Ruoyi wanted to say something else When Ling Lingfa and his wife were having fun playing with the range hood
, they saw the picture on the sky screen move again.
When Ling Lingfa and his wife were having fun playing with the range hood, they saw his wife push open the door and say with a worried look on her face,
"Husband, that ghost-like guy is here again......"
After hearing his wife's words, the smile on Ling Lingfa's face disappeared instantly.
Yes, the so-called ghost-like man is also Ouchi's secret agent, but he does not appear in public and only acts as a liaison.
After a while,
Ling Lingfa came to the consultation room again.
Following the curtain, Ling Lingfa said casually,
"What's wrong with you?"
On the other side of the curtain, a man dressed as a woman was sitting there, shivering and looking like a terminally ill old woman.
After hearing Ling Lingfa's words, the man imitated the woman's behavior and He hummed softly.
But when Ling Lingfa heard it, he couldn't stand it at all, so he immediately opened the curtain.
"There are only two of us here!"
"It's enough for you to pretend to be a woman. You want to imitate how women speak. You want to scare me to death!"
Unexpectedly, the man frowned slightly and explained softly,
"As an intelligence officer of the Baolong Clan, I should hide my identity without anyone noticing!"
"It’s better to be careful!"
After that, the man spread his legs and completely exposed his crotch to Ling Lingfa.
He wanted to continue to imitate the woman's speech, but was covered by Ling Lingfa.
After a while of helplessness, the man returned to normal. He said slowly,
"Foyin said there is a secret mission for you to return to the base quickly."
Then the scene changed again.
As the field of vision in front of him continued to expand,
Foyin and Ling Lingfa were standing there, with serious and serious expressions on their faces.
With such serious expressions, Foyin did not forget He asked Ling Lingfa to say,
"Afa, you have to work hard!"
"Whether you can complete the mission this time depends entirely on you!"
Then the perspective changed, and the two of them were squatting among a pile of bowls, washing dishes.
Seeing this scene, the whole mixed martial arts world burst into laughter again, and couldn't stop at all.
Could this be what the spies were talking about? A secret mission?
Such a secret mission is to rush back and wash the dishes?
Thinking of this, everyone in the various dynasties burst into laughter.
Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help it anymore and laughed and said,
"Is this the so-called secret mission?"
"Lu Xiaofeng really experienced this scene!"
Seeing this, Ximen Chuixue couldn't help but smile softly,
"Yes, it seems that this Buddha seal is really interesting......"
Immediately afterwards, the screen continued to scroll, and the Buddha printed the bowl again and again, while constantly emphasizing,
"The secret base is holding a big dinner party every night these days. If you don't wash the dishes today, they will arrest you and go to jail."
Just when the two of them were working hard to wash the dishes, they heard the sound of"The Emperor has arrived."
They looked up and saw that the Emperor had arrived unknowingly.
As the door opened, the Emperor, Manager Nose Hair and his entourage slowly walked in..During walking, the main nasal hair duct,
"Your Majesty, Wei Chen heard the news that in the Kingdom of Jin, a giant star fell in the west of Tianfu last month."
"Such visions are called flying immortals from the sky by the Jin people."
"And he summoned famous doctors from all over the world to come and dissect this flying immortal!"
When the emperor heard this, he couldn't help but frown. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
"Anatomy of a flying fairy?"
Before the emperor could say anything, the Nose Hair Manager immediately slapped the horse and said,
"How could such a ridiculous thing happen under the emperor's wise leadership?"
"I think it must be a trick played by quacks and magicians......"
"I have to go like this. This kind of scum deserves to be deceived."
After listening to what Chief Nose Hair said, the emperor put his hands behind his back and said with a slight smile,"I want to see it too."
The Nose Hair Manager's expression changed and he became impassioned.
"oops! I knew this would be the result!"
"The emperor will still face this kind of thing bravely!"
"This is truly courageous! How brave!"
"Only under the leadership of such an emperor who is brave and thirsty for knowledge can the country continue to strengthen itself, become prosperous and stable."
After listening to the words of Manager Nose Hair, the emperor nodded with satisfaction.
In this way, it was decided that the group of people would go to the Kingdom of Jin to watch the flying immortals.
On the other side, when Ling Lingfa heard this, he felt There was a surge of uneasiness,[]
"The Jin people are cunning and cunning, there must be a conspiracy"
"If the emperor insists on going, there will definitely be danger."
Unexpectedly, Fo Yin didn't listen at all. He just looked at Ling Ling Fa in front of him and reminded him kindly,
"Stop worrying so much!"
"If you can't finish washing these dishes, you are in greater danger!"
Ling Lingfa is unyielding,
"But I have the responsibility to remind the emperor."
Unexpectedly, Foyin's face darkened, and he almost said in a pleading tone,
"Ah Fa, please stop talking!"
"The emperor doesn't want to hear your voice at all now!"
On the other end, the emperor, surrounded by everyone, finally left the base with satisfaction.
Behind the emperor, the nose hair manager kept shouting long live....
In the end, under heavy pressure, Ling Lingfa did not say anything and could only watch the emperor and his entourage quietly walk away.
Foyin felt relieved and saw him clasping his hands together and saying,
"Amitabha, I saved your life again!"
"I'll also hand over my bowl to you and wash it together, right?..."
At the same time, the scene in the sky changed again.
Emperor Wuxiang and his son of the Kingdom of Jin were convening their men to discuss the matter.
As the flames soared into the sky, everyone was determined to win.
There is definitely a conspiracy, but a few people have determined that the people in the Central Plains will definitely be attracted by the flying immortals from outside the sky, and no one will realize this at all.
When the time comes, we will seize the opportunity to summon all the famous doctors from the Central Plains and catch them all. The soldiers and horses of the Kingdom of Jin can take the opportunity to go south and move forward without hesitation.
The Central Plains lacks medical treatment and medicine, and the situation will definitely become worse. This is unspeakable good news for the Kingdom of Jin.
0 Asking for flowers.
The old woman laughed crazily and said:"Of course there is a conspiracy! The Central Plains is prosperous and stable, the beauties are especially beautiful, and the handsome men are especially handsome, hahaha...."
The crazy son also said fiercely:"I really hope to see our Golden Triangle flag flying on the land of the Central Plains!"
Then the Wuxiang Emperor also slowly said:"The Han soldiers are weak and sick. This time, in the name of dissecting flying immortals from the sky, they summoned Famous doctors from China, let's trap them and take the opportunity to kill them all. If the army lacks medical treatment, our army of the Jin Kingdom can drive down, and then it will be easy to sweep across the Central Plains!" After that, the three men People laughed wildly again.
The crazy woman complained that her son was too stupid, and the son complained that the crazy woman was ugly. At this moment, the Wuxiang Emperor also revealed his face that was beyond recognition due to his obsession.
Seeing this scene in front of them, the audiences from all dynasties were in an uproar.
Although Ling Lingfa's treatment of people is so bizarre that it makes people laugh, but the style of the painting changes next, and the scene of Jin Guoren's conspiracy makes people shudder.
Obviously, judging from the information in the picture, this is undoubtedly a conspiracy by the Jin people.
Seeing this scene in front of her,
Yao Yue smiled and nodded in Yihua Palace, and said with great interest,
"That's interesting......"
"Within the entire imperial court, so many masters failed to discover the problem, but it was Ling Lingfa who did not know martial arts who discovered the clues."
"If this is the case, what should we do next?"
After hearing Yao Yue's words, Lian Xing couldn't help but shook his head slightly and sighed,
"With Ling Lingfa's current position, the emperor would not listen to anything he said."
"Did the emperor really go to the Kingdom of Jin in the end and be kidnapped as a hostage by the people of the Kingdom of Jin?"
Even Lian Xing felt irritated when he thought that the emperor of a country actually kidnapped someone and used him as a hostage. Has such a thing ever happened before?
Hearing this, Yao Yue couldn't help but nodded and said,
"yes!"
"If this good-for-nothing emperor is kidnapped by then, will he still be proud?"
"When it comes to the martial arts skills of the three secret agents, I can only say that they are unsatisfactory."
About this situation, Yao Yue has already given his prediction.
In his opinion, it is almost certain that the emperor will be kidnapped by the Jin people.
Within the Huashan sect.
At this time, Ning Zhong saw this scene and also faintly There was definitely something wrong. What she couldn't understand was that no one could see such a simple scam like the Flying Immortal from Heaven?
Then, she sighed softly, looked back at the sky and said,
"How can there be any flying immortals in this world?"
"Everything is just a trick of the Jin man......"
"It seems that this time, this good-for-nothing emperor is doomed."
In the Ruyang Palace,
Zhao Min and his party were shocked when they saw the scene in front of them.
They had seen an ignorant emperor, but they didn't expect that the emperor in front of them could be so ignorant.
They had seen a shameless minister, but his nose hair The manager's skill in flattering others was obviously beyond everyone's imagination.
Zhao Min looked at the sky, held his chin in one hand and said,
"This is how to do?
"If even the emperor was arrested, wouldn't he be able to take everything he wanted and have no power to resist?"
When Xuan Mingren saw this, the two of them couldn't help but nodded.
Hebi Weng paused slightly and continued,
"Could this be coercing the emperor to order the princes?"
Immediately, on the sky screen, the picture turned again.
Ling Lingfa and his wife continued their loving life.
Although the two had conflicts, they quickly reconciled and their love was stronger than before.
On the other side, the emperor and his secret agent Ouchi also Departing from the capital, we headed to the Kingdom of Jin.
Three masters, four bearers, and the emperor himself were walking lightly in a deserted wilderness.
But at this moment, Ling Linggong But he raised his hands and shouted loudly:"Stop!"
Following the direction of Ling Linggong's gaze, everyone looked around and saw not far ahead, a group of villagers collecting firewood were slowly approaching.
There were old and young in this group of villagers, and everyone was carrying a pile of firewood. , at first glance, they were the people nearby.
Facing the murderous Ouchi spies in front of them, the Chaihus didn't know what to do.
While everyone was hesitating, the sedan was put down, and then the curtain was opened , the emperor took a bunch of candied haws and looked at it slowly.
Seeing this, Ling Lingling came forward and explained to the emperor,
"Your Majesty, there are a few firemen appearing in the barren mountains and mountains. Be careful of fraud."
After hearing Ling Linggong's words, the emperor looked up and couldn't help shouting,
"Who are you?"
When the villagers saw this, they just trembled and said,
"We are all woodcutter....."
After the emperor heard this, he immediately raised his voice and said loudly,
"Don't be in my way!"
"I am the emperor! Get out of the way!"
When the villagers saw that it was the emperor, he disappeared instantly.
After seeing the villagers disappear, the emperor shook the candied haws in his hand and ordered to everyone,
"You must not show off on the road. This time I am traveling incognito."
"I don’t want people to know that I am the emperor, you know?"
The spies nodded,
"Understand and!".
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