I watched the short video of Genshin Impact and the character broke his defense.

【Lin Yi:66666!!!】

【Lin Yi: It has four wheels and four doors. Just tell me if this is a car!】

【Ying: This...is this really my brother?】

【Xing: The video can’t be P’s, so this is your brother!】

【Zayou: Zayou is not a chubby person!!!-】

【Haoyou: And Haoyou will not affect the clone!!!】

【Kawi: Hazard shouldn’t be so fragile】

【Alhaysen: Don’t care】

【Alhaysen: But……】

【Alhaysen: This video does reveal something.】

【Elhaysen: Nasida……】

【Elhaysen: the little grass god……】

【Elhaysen: Nasida. Are you our little lucky grass king?】

【Nacida:...I do……】

【Nasida: But I'm sorry. I'm still weak……】

【Lin Yi: What happened?】

【Nasida: I can’t tell right now.……】

【Nacida: But don’t worry about me】

【Nilu: It’s really the Little Lucky Grass King!】

【Nilu: Lord Grass God! I will also dance for you at the Flower Goddess Festival this year!】

【Nelu: It would be better if you could see it!】

【Elhaysen: Floral Festival?】

【Kavi: This……】

【Elhaysen: I heard from the great sage that this year’s Flower Goddess Festival seems to be cancelled.】

【Nilu: Ah! ?】

【Nilu: Why?!】

【Nilu: We in the Grand Bazaar are obviously looking forward to it……】

【Nilu: This is not only my dream, but also the dream of Dina Zedai, and the dream of many people who believe in the Little Lucky Grass King……】

【Nilu: Why did the Great Sage do this?】

【Alhaysen: Sorry.】

【Elhaysen: But I'm just an ordinary clerk】

【Elhaysen: I don’t know the reason behind this neutralization.……】

【Alhaysen: But……】

【Elhaysen: I have to thank you for this video……】

【Elhaysen: He piqued my interest】

【Elhaysen: Miss Nilu, you might as well wait for a few days, I will investigate.】

【Nelu: Thank you so much, Mr. Alhaysen!】

【Nasida: I'm really sorry for everyone.……】

【Nacida: I am not a qualified god yet……】

【Nasida: But I will work hard to continue learning all kinds of knowledge so that I can grow as quickly as possible!】

【Nilu: This... you must not apologize... we... we will work hard together!】

【Kawei: Thank you for this light screen, thank you for this chat group!】

【Kavi: This is the first time in my life that I am so close to our gods!】

【Ying: So, in that video, my brother said that the great sage made the little grass god cry. What was going on?】

【Bai Lu: It must be like those old people who forced Nasida to learn this and that!】

【Bai Lu: Then Nacida had to learn while crying in order to become a qualified god.……】

【Su Shang: Yes... I have a sense of picture!】

【Su Shang: My mother taught me this too!】

【Nasida: Ahaha……】

【Lin Yi: Damn, this laughter reminds me of a student I had when I was a teacher in Kivotos. She also liked to laugh like this!】

【March 7: So, in Teyvat, you already have four gods talking in the group, right?】

【Amber: Our Lord Barbatos of Mondstadt, Lord Thunderbolt of Inazuma, Lord Funina of Fontaine, Lord Nasida of Sumeru.……】

【Zhongli: Maybe the other seven mortal rulers were also in the group, but they just didn’t speak.】

【Jing Yuan: Indeed, I also think that besides Chang Le Tianjun, other star gods may also be in the group.】

【Fu Xuan: It’s a pity that if they don’t talk to each other for a day, their IDs will not appear in the group friends column.】

【Himeko: I don’t know whether I should praise the privacy measures of this chat group as perfect or imperfect.】

【Lin Yi: It's okay, everyone will show up sooner or later, don't be anxious. 】

at this time.

Next short video. he came!!!

【Kavi: I will die with you today! Alhaysen!】

【Alhaysen:? ? ?】

【Kavi:? ? ?】

【Elhaysen: This title is biased】

【Alhaysen: Exactly】

【Elhaysen: This guy wants to die with me every day】

【Kawei: Your bad mouth finally said something human!】

【Lin Yi: He also said that you two are not good brothers!】

【Lin Yi: Sasuke also wants to kill Naruto every day!】

【Kavi: Shut up!】

【Elhaysen: Ridiculous! 】

In the video. in the screen.

You can see it on the street of Xumi City.

A handsome blond man wearing a red coat was dragging a tightly tied black bag with a gnashing face.

In this bag, there is a handsome white-haired boy.

His face was calm and his neck was slightly tilted forward to avoid contact between the back of his head and the ground.

"Kavi."

The handsome white-haired guy spoke.

"Putting me in a trash bag isn't going to solve anything."

Kawei struggled to drag the black garbage bag containing the handsome white-haired boy, and replied with a furious expression on his face:

"You are overthinking, Alhaysen!

I'm just taking out the trash!

And look at what you said - although it really can't solve any problems - you, the one who created these problems, can be solved once and for all!"

Elhaysen sighed slightly:

"Let me not talk about why you, a tenant, are honestly thinking about getting rid of me, the landlord...

Besides, it doesn't matter if you are tired, but what if you mess up my hairstyle? Kawei sneered and continued to drag:

"It's fine!

You are going to swim in the sea soon, do you still need to worry about your hair?"

Then Kawei continued to tug hard.

At this time, a white-haired dwarf dressed in very local customs appeared in front of the two of them!

【Kavi: Gale Disciplinary! ?】

【Elhaysen: This is Mr. Gale Disciplinary Officer. Kawei, please surrender.】

【Kavi: Climb!】

【Paimon: You two do have a good relationship!】

【March 7: What is the Gale Disciplinary?】

【Sai Nuo: I am the Disciplinarian of the Great Wind】

【Lin Yi: Damn it, brother, you look like this, can you play cards?】

【Sano:? ? ?】

【Seno: Summon the Seven Saints, let’s have a round?】

【Lin Yi: What does the call of the Seven Saints mean?】

【Lin Yi: How about playing Gwent!】

【Lin Yi: This thing, even if someone dies in the family, as long as someone says to you:——】

【Lin Yi: Hey! brother! Do you want to play a game of Gwent first?】

【Lin Yi: Then no matter who dies or how many die, they have to come first!】

【Sino:……】

【March 7: What kind of evil card is this!】

【Lin Yi: Just tell me if it’s interesting!】

【Jingyuan: A card that allows people to let go of their hatred and sadness and play a round... That's really interesting.】

【Qingque: I don’t feel as good as... Diyuan Qiongyu】

【Fu Xuan: Qingque! Are you going to play cards again? ?】

【Qingque: No, no! Absolutely not! 】

In the video.

Kawei, who was dragging Elhaysen, was also stunned when he saw Sano standing on the roadside.

Damn it!

Got caught!

However, Seno pointed at Alhaysen in the black garbage bag and said:

"Ha ha ha ha!

The great sage in the bag!"

The air suddenly became very quiet.

Both Kawi and Elhaysen were frozen.

Cold! It's so damn cold!

Seeing that Kawi and Elhaysen didn't say a word, Sano thought It was because these two people didn't understand the wonderful joke they just told.

So Sano spoke again:

"Don’t understand? Well, that's because——"

"Shut up!"

"Shut up!"

Kawi and Elhaysen said in unison!

Then the scene changed.

Kawi, Elhaysen, and Sano were already sitting in a tavern.

Kawi slapped the table angrily and pointed at the person sitting on his right. Alhaysen:

"This is what happened!

This guy actually called my hard work of research a piece of shit!"

However, Elhaysen shook his head:

"No no no.

My actual words are - your piece of shit has no research value.

As for poop... it's just that your own associations are too rich. Kawei smashed the table again and roared:

"Showdown!

Alhaysen!!

You guys are just jealous of my talent!!!"

Elhaysen looked at the excited Kavi puzzledly and asked calmly:

"What?

Your talent?

Does it mean making money in reverse?"

The corners of Erhaisen's mouth raised slightly, and he spread his hands:

"If you are referring to this talent... then I'm sorry... you can't learn it~"

Kawei suddenly became angry:

"shut up!!!

You narcissist with a mirror hidden in a book!!!"

Elhaysen said with a smile:

"Ha~

You don’t understand this.

This is what I call attention to appearance."

Kavi suddenly looked like he was about to vomit:

"Yue~~~~

Pay attention to appearance! ?

Nonsence!!!

How dare you say it!!!

You wipe your face and feet with a towel!!!"

Elhaysen looked at Kawei as if he were looking at a mentally retarded person:

"It's so funny...

I obviously always use your face towel to wipe my feet."

Kavi's expression was stunned.

He stopped breathing! His pupils were shaking!

He was dumbfounded! He was furious! He immediately tore open his coat!

Revealing the bombs bundled inside!!

At the same time, his left and right hands had a bomb in each hand!

Al Haisen's cool and handsome face was finally sweating profusely!

"No... (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Calm down, Kawei!

It's no big deal to blow yourself up.

What should I do if it ruins my hairstyle?"

At this time, the previously silent Gale Disciplinary Officer Seno finally stood up!

He held down the excited Kawei with one hand:

"Yeah, Kavi, calm down."

Then he looked at Alhaysen and criticized him:

"Elhaysen, you just went too far.

How can you tell Kawi the truth and the truth and slap him in the face?"

As soon as these words came out, Kawei was so excited that Seno almost couldn't hold his head down!

Elhaysen rolled his eyes and looked at Seno:

"Let me beg you to be the Disciplinary Officer.

Can you please stop adding fuel to the fire here?"

"oh."

Seno nodded and looked at Kawei again.

"So be it, Kavi.

Show me your research.

Let me, a great disciplinarian, give you a fair guarantee.[]

Abbreviation——

Ji Gongbao"

"Shut up!!!!"

Elhaysen and Kawei really couldn't stand it anymore!!!

But Kawei calmed down.

He took out a tattered metal box and opened it

"Here!

See for yourself!

It’s not a shame if you don’t brag about it."

The metal box is very thin. One side is a light curtain that can display the picture, and the other side is densely packed with buttons.

On the light screen,

Kawei's self-portrait is singing a children's song while moving slowly in the note.

"~That smart guy built the house~

Come on~ Dang!

~Bang!

Thump thump thump!!!

Come-come-come-~"

Blue screen.

Kawei looked confused:

"Eh!!! What's happening here!!!"

Sino calmly analyzed:

"Kawei……"

"you shut up!!!"

Kavi yelled at Seno and then looked at Elhaysen:

"Alhaysen what did you do to my computer!!!"

Elhaysen responded:

"Don't be slanderous, it should just die."

Kavi couldn't bear it anymore:

"It was obviously fine just now! I'll crush you to death!!!"

After speaking, he raised the computer on the table and rushed towards Elhaysen!

Elhaysen quickly stopped the impulsive Kavi:

"stop it!

If my old phone hits me, I might get stuck too!"

It was the Gale Disciplinary Officer Seno who spoke.

"Elhaysen, just let him smash it, and the matter will be settled."

Elhaysen sighed heavily:

"Sigh...okay.

If this helps you calm down……"

Elhaysen opened his arms as if he were dead:

"bring it on!!! Kawei was stunned:

"Elhaysen... are you... actually willing to let me smash it?"

Elhaysen closed his eyes tightly, with a determined look on his face:

"bring it on! I can bear it! Smash it hard!"

Kavi shook his head:

"you guy……"

Then laughed wildly:

"Hahahahaha!!!

Officer Gale, you heard it!!!

This is what Erhaisen himself said to make me smash it hard!!!

Hahahahaha!!!

I have never heard such an outrageous request!!!

I'll smash it!!!"

Elhaysen tilted his head directly:

"Eh~

It can’t be hit~"

However, Kawei had already predicted Elhaysen’s prediction!

"Hahahahaha!!!!

I've seen through you a long time ago!!! watch out!!!

Dissipate with the butterflies, phantoms of the past!!! ~"

Elhaysen twisted his waist seductively:

"I've seen through you a long time ago!!!

I dodge~"

He immediately dodged Kavi who launched himself!

At this time, the door of the tavern was pushed open.

A scholar with a pair of long ears on his head walked in:

"Yo~ What are you all doing ?!!!"

He was so frightened that he ran away immediately!

"BOOOOM！！！！"

?Kawei couldn't get out directly from the card door!

The drinkers around were frightened by this scene.

"Damn it!"

"Kavikamen of the Mystic Way!!"

"Hurry up!"

"Notify Little Lucky Grass King!!!"

After a while, a cute badminton with white hair - um, no.

It's a little grass god.

It came to the tavern

"Why can't I understand what you are saying?

What does it mean that Kawei locked himself up?

Put them all in solitary confinement!!!"

The long-eared scholar pointed at himself in confusion:

"I also want?!"

The little grass god nodded:

"yes.

If you didn't hide, how could Kawei get on the door?"

Seno said very promptly:

"That wouldn't be Carmen.

It's Kana!"

"shut up!!!"

Since then, the video has ended.

In the chat group, all the friends in the group are laughing.

【Alhaysen: Tinari, you are so miserable】

【Tinari: Stop it.……】

【Kawei: The gale discipline officer’s cold jokes are still as cold as ever……】

【Sino:……】

【Sano: I think I said it quite well.】

【Lin Yi: Sai Nuo, let me ask you】

【Sano: What?】

【Lin Yi: Who do you think is more powerful, Funina or Zhongli?】

【Funina: Huh?】

【Zhongli: Huh?】

【Sano: Of course Funina】

【Funina: Heh heh heh!!!】

【Star: Isn’t this nonsense?】

【March 7: Funina is the water goddess.】

【Sino: Wrong】

【Sai Nuo: It’s because Fuli is greater than Zhongli. force】.