【Hutao: Hey, hey, hey!】
【Hutao: Why are you robbing someone in front of me?】
【Hutao: Is your teaching academy so short of people?】
【Zhongli: Don’t worry, Hall Master Hu, I will always be a guest of the Hall of Purity.】
【Nilu: Mainly……】
【Nilu: I don’t like our current great sage very much】
【Nilu: He gave me a very bad feeling】
【Nelu: And……】
【Nilu: He seems to have been subconsciously weakening our faith in the Little Lucky Grass King.……】
【Desiya: That’s true】
【Disiya: I have also stayed in Xumi City for a while.】
【Disiya: Here in Xumi City, most people still believe in the Great Compassionate Tree King】
【Desiya: But for the little Lucky Grass King……】
【Desiya: To be honest, very few believe in it】
【Kavi: That’s true】
【Kawei: Children like the Little Lucky Grass King very much】
【Elhaysen: Because children can dream】
【Hutao: What does this mean?】
【Xiangling: Adults also dream.】
【Kamisato Ayato: I heard that Sumeru people no longer have dreams after they reach adulthood.】
【Paimon: Is there such a thing?】
【Chongyun: Why is this?】
【Alhaysen: I don’t know.】
【Su Shang: Aren’t you from Xumi?】
【Alhaysen: I am】
【Elhaysen: But, I really don’t know】
【March 7: How strange!】
【Lin Yi: So you, Sumeru, now have two grass gods?】
【Kawei: One is the Little Lucky Grass King】
【Elhaysen: However, except for the great sages of all ages……】
【Elhaysen: None of us Sumeru have seen this little Lucky Grass King in the past five hundred years.】
【Lin Yi: It’s okay. What’s the big deal?】
【Lin Yi: If you think about it, the people of Mondstadt haven’t seen their wind god for hundreds of years.】
【Wendy:? ? ?】
【Diluc: I see it every day in my bar】
【Diluc: I can’t even drive him away!】
【Wendy: Hehe~】
【Lin Yi:……】
【Tevalin: Barbatos, you're still laughing!】
【Lin Yi: Oh... we have indeed seen each other every day recently, but ordinary Mondstadt people don’t know that.】
【Lin Yi: That’s okay. Maybe this little Lucky Grass King is more afraid of strangers.】
【Nilu: More...scared of strangers?】
【Kavi: Are gods still afraid of life?】
【Elhaysen: A child?】
【Nasida:……】 in video.
In the picture - when Ningguang heard that even Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun knew nothing about this mystery, he suddenly felt like Alexander!
"well!
Could it be that...
I, the dignified Liyue... can't deal with that bad old man?!"
At this time, Keqing said:
"Everyone 117...
I know a person...
This person knows astronomy, observes geography, understands people and people... understands yin and yang and understands gossip... he is a happy person when he opens his mouth... he is strategizing... he can win thousands of miles away...
Blessed is the head Bring it...
Run fast when there is trouble... Be more wise than the King of Rocks...
And have the face of Morax...
A kick from a wild dog on the roadside... A slap from a kitten on the tree...
Before the song of dust Hu Xian divides the world into seven parts... spending hundreds of thousands to cultivate God's Mouth……"
Ning Guang was shocked after listening to this wonderful poem by Ke Qing!
"There are such strange people! ?
Can Yu Hengxing ask him to come out?!"
【Zhongli:? ? ?】
【Master Li Shui Die Shan: This title is really bluffing!】
【True Lord of Cutting the Moon and Building the Yang: Interesting】
【Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: In Liyue, do we still have such people?】
【Lin Yi: You actually have masters in Liyue! ?】
【Keqing:...I don’t know at all.】
【Paimon: Mouth of God?】
【Xingqiu: I’ve only heard of the Eye of God……】
【Xingqiu: What is this mouth of God...?】
【Kanoin Heizo: I feel a little inspired……】
【Xing: I almost thought it was me!】
【March 7: This description sounds like a man.】
【Xing: I’m afraid you’ve forgotten that I have a peer in a parallel world!】
【Dan Heng:……】
【Silver Wolf: Qiong?】
【Ying: How do you say that?……】
【Ying: Maybe he’s my brother in a parallel world!】
【Lin Yi: Damn! You two are shameless!】
【Lin Yi: This is obviously me!】
【March 7: You are even more shameless!】
【Lin Yi uploaded a selfie.jpg】
【Lin Yi: Isn’t he handsome?】
【March 7:……】
【Xing: He is so good-looking!】
【Funina: He is so good-looking!】
【Ying: He is so good-looking!】
【Yaoyao: Brother Lin Xin is so handsome!】
【Bai Lu: Brother Lin Xin is so handsome!】
【Tingyun: According to my little girl’s opinion, Mr. Lin Xin’s appearance is not inferior to that of the General.】
【Jing Yuan: Of course Lin Yi is more beautiful】
【Hutao: As handsome as Zhongli!】
【Zhongli: Of course, Mr. Lin Xin is better.】
【Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: Although... but... I feel... not as good as the emperor】
【Lin Yi: How dare I be more handsome than the emperor!】
【Lin Yi: I’m satisfied even if I’m just a little bit worse than Zhongli and Jingyuan!】
【Lin Yi: March 7th. did you see! Kuroko! say!】
【March 7: OK, OK, you look good!】
【Lin Yi: So it must be me who invited you! 】
at this time. in video.
In the picture - in a cave.
Inside a luxurious Liyue mansion.
Spacious and bright living room.
Soft and comfortable sofa.
Sitting there was a young brother and a beautiful girl.
I saw Ying's brother looking up to the sky and laughing:
"Hahahahaha!!!
I also said what a problem it is!
He could still stump that woman and Liyue Qixing!"
Ke Qing rolled her eyes and said:
"Okay, okay, so you know the answer?"
【True Lord Liuyun Borrows the Wind: Presumptuous! Which woman!】
【Ying: Wow! It’s really my brother Duck!】
【Xing: By the way, what's your brother's name?】
【Fluorescence: empty】
【Paimon: Fire! Look at your brother! Look at you again!】
【Paimon: Your brother's life is much better than yours! Don’t you have a trace of guilt?】
【Ying: If I hadn’t raised you, the God’s Mouth, I would have lived a better life than him!】
【Paimon: What the God's Mouth, bah bah bah!】
【Zhongli: So, what is the answer to this puzzle? 】
In the video.
Brother Kong tilted his mouth and said loudly:
"The thing this puzzle talks about... is called a car... this thing is indeed something that does not exist in Teyvat."
Ke Qing suddenly felt bad.
"Then, since this thing called a car does not exist... why would this great sage from Sumeru know about it? Brother
Kong thought for a while.
Then he snapped his fingers:
"oh!!!
I'll make a blind guess!!!"
Keqing said immediately:
"Travelers please enlighten me!"
"Easy to say, easy to say!" Brother Kong laughed and said:
"I think... this great sage Azar should have learned it from forbidden knowledge.……"
"Forbidden knowledge?", Keqing tilted her head:
"What is this?"
"I have no idea!"
Brother Kong is smiling playfully and confidently!
【Zhongli: Car?】
【Keqing: What is this?】
【Sylva: So it’s a car?】
【Ying: So it’s a car?】
【Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: What on earth is this car?】
【Bronya uploaded a photo of the car.jpg】
【Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun:...is this a car? 】(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
【Zhongli: It looks... indeed consistent with the description of the puzzle.】
【Shiluva: It’s a means of transportation that carries people】
【Sylva: Just fill up the gas, start the generator, and it will start moving!】
【Funina: Hey! ?】
【Funina: This is good, this is good!】
【Funina: Are there any drawings?】
【Funina: If you have the drawings……】
【Funina: I can go back and ask those restless guys from the Fontaine Kinetic Energy Engineering Research Institute to make it too!】
【Clolinde: This thing...if it is equipped with our Law Enforcement Court, it will definitely greatly improve the mobility! 】
The continent of Teyvat.
Mondstadt, headquarters of the Knights of the West Wind.
Liyue Port, a group of jade pavilions above the sky.
Whether it's Qin or Ningguang.
The moment I saw the photo of the car posted by Shiluwa, my eyes lit up!
Qin immediately said:
"This thing...if it were driven by electricity!"
Ning Guang was also a little excited:
"If this car is equipped with our guns,……"
Although not in the same location.
But at the same time[]
Qin and Ningguang said in unison:
"We (Mond) (Liyue) also need our own car!!!"
In the chat group
【March 7: By the way, what does this taboo knowledge refer to?】
【Al(bjbj) Erhaisen: It is a prohibited item in our Sumeru】
【Kawei: We Xumi can learn all kinds of canning knowledge】
【Nelu: Forbidden knowledge is the most dangerous of these canned knowledges】
【Desiya: Everyone who comes into contact with this forbidden knowledge will turn into a madman!】
【Jing Yuan: That’s it】
【Fu Xuan: Knowledge is also a curse】
【Lin Yi: What Cthulhu! 】
In the video.
Keqing changed the question again
"If this is the case, what kind of countermeasures should we take?
After seven days, what should we come up with to solve the problem? Brother
Kong sighed and said:
"In my opinion, this kind of cross-world knowledge... even if you in Teyvat have the God of Knowledge, you probably won't know it very thoroughly... let alone the great sage of Sumeru, haha~!
I don't know where he got this first-hand knowledge.
I'm afraid he only knows a few words of description.
Even he himself doesn’t know what this car is! Keqing said curiously:
"So, traveler, what can you do? Brother
Kong clapped his hands:
"So... let's make a fake one!
As long as it matches the characteristics of the car described in his puzzle... and then lies to him that this is a car, wouldn't this be a perfect solution?"
Keqing's pretty face immediately showed a smile:
"What a brilliant idea!
Sure enough, travelers will not let me down!"
Then the scene changed.
The place came to the square in front of Yujing Terrace.
Good guys, all the famous people in Liyue are here.
Zhongli, Hutao, Xiangling, Xingqiu and so on are all standing in the square.
In front of the square,
Ningguang and Keqing stood on both sides.
In the middle was Brother Kong.
Brother Kong shouted loudly to the people in the square:
"OKOK!!!!
All eyes are on me!
Look at me, look at me!
I have an announcement!
The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying!
Then...then what is that... the great sage's face must be hit, it won't work without it! He took off all his hats!
Think about it!
You finally waited for the little grass god Nasida... and suddenly an old man named Azar made him cry!!!
So... right! ?
Anyway! Set off!!!"
The traveler gave the order, and everyone in Liyue took action!
Even the second young master of Feiyun Chamber of Commerce!
Or the little alchemist with a pure Yang body!
Or the next boss of Wanmin Hall!
Even the current Shengsheng Hall The master of the hall!
He is also the boss behind the Yanshang Teahouse!
He has to go out and chop down big trees and harvest bamboo in order to build a fake car!
Not to mention Qing Zhongli, the young guest of Cricket Wanmin Hall!
He also has to mine for me!
Even Li Yue Qixing and Liyue Immortal were also mobilized!
Ningguang traveled thousands of miles to Xumi and purchased materials that Liyue did not have from a certain Xumi profiteer.
Gan Yu traveled a long distance to Daozhu and borrowed materials from a certain shrine. Here comes a little raccoon dog, the kind that can talk and do ninjutsu.
Time passes, and time passes.
In the blink of an eye, it is seven days after the appointment with the great sage Xumi.
The sun is shining brightly on this day, and the breeze is blowing.
The entire The square in front of the Yujing Platform was crowded with people, and the gongs and drums were noisy.
A pink-haired reporter kept clicking with a camera among the crowd.
On the high platform, one was wearing blue luxurious clothes and a blue round hat. Wearing one-sided round glasses, with a gray beard and hair - but full of energy, the old man is getting stronger and stronger. With his hands behind his back, he made a shining appearance accompanied by Alhaysen and Kawei!
Ningguang immediately stood up and said with a smile:
"Is this the great sage Xumi, Mr. Azar?"
The great sage Azar said with pride on his face:"Exactly. Then he showed a disdainful smile and said to Gan Yu, Ning Guang, Ke Qing and Ye Lan:
"You and I agreed to meet today.
Have you found the thing described in the puzzle? Ningguang stretched out his hand, pointed at something covered by a huge piece of cloth in the square and said:
"Of course I found it.
Please take a look, your Excellency, this is it."
Gan Yu, who was beside Ningguang, nodded his head little by little.
He seemed to be about to fall asleep.
Ningguang said with a charming smile on his face that he was confident of winning:
"I'm afraid your little tricks like yours won't faze us Liyue people!"
Gan Yu nodded sharply again and woke up. He looked left and right, and then continued to move his head little by little...
The great sage Azar turned around and took a look.
Chongyun and Xingqiu pulled down the giant cloth, revealing the inside. The true appearance.
This is a rectangular house with eyes on the front and back, and four doors... it is indeed full of people.
Why don't Hutao Xiangling and the others be inside?
"Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!"
The great sage Azar looked up to the sky and roared!
"The dignified Liyue is nothing more than that!
The puzzle clearly says - round limbs...
This wooden house of yours has no limbs!
How to say?
Please also ask Liyue Qixing to admit defeat!
Let’s make a statement together with our Apostolic Order!
Give us the title of Teyvat's No. 1 commercial port to Sumeru's Port of Ormos!!!"
At this moment!!
Brother Kong appears!
"Wait!!!"
Then he snapped his fingers!
I saw a pomelo spinning around in circles!
"Early pomelo! Shadow clone!"
"Uh-huh!"
Immediately three more circling Zaoyu sprang out!
Now the four circling Zaoyou instantly formed the four round limbs of this wooden house!
The great sage Azhar was stunned!
He pointed The scene before me was completely incoherent!
"This, this, this!
Is this okay?! Brother
Kong sneered:"Just tell me, does it have round limbs, four doors on the waist, eyes on the front and back, and a belly full of people?"!!"
The great sage Azar tilted his head!
Then he felt a lump in his throat and a pain in his chest!
"ah!!!!"
Falled to the ground!!!
Alhaysen and Kawei looked at each other.
One carried his legs.
The other carried his shoulders.
"Dead, dead!"
"Slip away!"
"Welcome the Little Grass God back to his throne!"
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