I watched Er Chuang’s short video, and everything went numb!

[Seven, the smell of the devil. ]

[On September 20, 2006, Venezuelan President Chavez spoke at the 11th United Nations General Assembly. ]

[Just one day before his speech, then-U.S. President George W. Bush spoke at the same place where he stood. ]

[So, Chavez said: Yesterday, the devil came here, the president of the United States, and stood here. The smell of the devil, the lingering smell, the remaining sulfur smell makes people cover their noses. ]

[This remark caused everyone present to laugh, and the atmosphere inside and outside the United Nations was filled with joy. ]

[Chavez's speech received wide acclaim. Since Bush's approval rating had been below 50% for a year, even in the United States, Chavez's devilish speech was talked about with great relish. 】

The barrage flew out:

"Hahaha, he even performed a set of exorcism rituals on the spot, so cool."

"Too awesome! This guy is so brave!"

"This guy seems to be the prototype of Rey Diaz in The Three-Body Problem."

"Although, he is telling the truth."

"His speech is quite interesting. He also said that he would let a psychologist analyze Bush's words, which is more exciting than a talk show."

"..."

Accompanied by the narration subtitles, a clip of Chavez's speech at the time was inserted and played on the high-altitude giant screen.

Watching Chavez speaking, he solemnly performed a set of actions that were called "exorcism rituals" by later generations.

Many ancient people in the past dynasties laughed directly.

This Venezuelan president is really interesting.

And he named and scolded the then president of the Eagle Sauce Country, which was really brave.

At the same time.

Many ancient people saw this and suddenly had an idea in their hearts:

"Why does it feel like the United States is attacked every day in the United Nations?"

"As a superpower, does it have no status?"

These ancient people were a little shocked and surprised.

……

[Eight, the shame of Palestine and Israel. ]

[Palestine and Israel are old rivals in the United Nations, and the scenes of mutual spraying are seen every year. ]

[We chose the 7673rd meeting on April 18, 2016, because the person in charge of mediating this meeting was Ambassador Liu, the rotating chairman from our Dragon Country. ]

[The representative of Israel directly questioned during his speech, which is quite rare. ]

[Please note that this is not muted. The Palestinian representative was so angry that he only sprayed without turning on the microphone, so the official meeting minutes said: "Unable to hear clearly." 】

The barrage flew out:

"Haha, the battle was too intense, and I forgot to bring my weapons."

"Hey, these two have started fighting again."

"..."

Many ancient people from all dynasties watched the Palestinian representative talking indignantly, but no sound came out, and they couldn't help but find it funny.

This is really a rage.

……

[Next, the representatives of the two countries launched a fierce exchange of insults. ]

[The host Ambassador Liu 290 felt that he had watched the excitement for almost 290, and banged the hammer to ask the Israeli representative to continue speaking]

[But the Israeli representative had just said a few words when the Palestinian representative got angry and grabbed the microphone again. ]

[This is actually not the Palestinian representative’s fault. According to the tradition of Robert’s Rules of Order, when speaking at the United Nations, you should not point at the other party and scold them, but all speeches should be directed to the chairman. ]

[So you should say Mr. Chairman before speaking, and try to use the third person. ]

[It was indeed the Israeli representative who lost his manners first. ]

……

“So that’s it.”

The ancients of all dynasties suddenly realized why everyone had to say the same “Mr. Chairman” before speaking.

Many ancient people thought this rule of procedure was quite interesting.

……

[But after all, it was Israel's speaking time, so Ambassador Liu asked Israel to finish. ]

[Unexpectedly, the Israeli representative also interrupted the New Zealand representative when he was speaking. ]

[So Ambassador Liu temporarily suspended the meeting and reiterated the rules of procedure. ]

……

"This Israeli representative doesn't follow the rules."

Many ancient people in the past dynasties thought in their hearts.

……

[Ninth, Trump's Rocket Man. ]

[When it comes to famous scenes at the United Nations, Trump is naturally indispensable. He brought us a lot of laughter. ]

[On September 20, 2017, he made his first appearance at the United Nations General Assembly, bringing this kind of happiness to the United Nations, but brought rare solemnity to the Eagle Sauce delegation. 】

【In a nearly one-hour speech, Trump attacked no less than five countries. 】

【He threatened to completely destroy Korea, nicknamed Korea's top leader "Rocket Man", and said that Korea's leader's current behavior was tantamount to suicide. 】

【He called Persia a "rogue regime" and believed that the Iran nuclear agreement was a shame for the United States. 】

【He said that Maduro's rule made the Venezuelan people suffer. 】

【Also, he claimed that the United States paid too much money to the United Nations and it was too unfair. 】

The barrage flew out:

"Haha, I'm already laughing, you are worthy of being the King of Understanding."

"Everyone stand up and applaud Chuan Bao, haha."

"It's so funny to hear that everyone in the delegation of my country has a serious face."

"The Eagle Sauce Country Delegation: Can you read according to the official script? Brother, please. (Laughing)"

"..."

The plane of Emperor Chengzu of the Ming Dynasty.

Zhu Di looked at the King of Understanding who was speaking on the giant screen in the sky with interest, and thought that this person was quite interesting.

At the United Nations General Assembly, in front of representatives of almost all countries in the world, he was also outspoken.

It doesn't look like a mature national leader at all.

I don’t know how this person was elected as the president of the United States?

……

[This first appearance was just an appetizer for Trump’s performance at the United Nations. ]

[A year later, Trump made a comeback, and his speech was even funnier. ]

[On September 25, 2018, Trump delivered a speech at the United Nations General Assembly in New York, saying that the United States is “stronger, richer, and safer” than when he took office two years ago. ]

[At the same time, he also said that the political achievements he had achieved in less than two years since taking office were better than all the previous presidents of the United States. 】

【After the words fell, there was no applause in the conference hall, but bursts of laughter appeared instead...】

The barrage flew out:

"What is this for? Trump just wants to brag, is it necessary for everyone to laugh at him? (dog head)"

"King Tong just exaggerated his political achievements a little bit."

"Everyone in the audience couldn't hold it anymore."

"..."

Listening to the many laughters coming from the giant screen in the sky, many ancient people from all dynasties felt embarrassed for King Tong.

Boasting himself, but being laughed at by almost everyone in the audience.

This is really a bit embarrassing.

Especially since King Tong is the president of the Eagle Sauce Country, it is even more embarrassing.

……

[Trump was also stunned by the laughter. After a few seconds, he continued:

"It's true."

"I didn't expect this reaction, but it doesn't matter."

After he finished speaking, he caused even more laughter. . . 】

The barrage flew out:

"Poor Trump, hahaha."

"As long as King Tong is here, the air is happy."

"The highest stage of talk show, the best performer of stand-up comedy."

"..."

Accompanied by narration subtitles.

The video of King Tong's speech was inserted and played on the giant screen in the sky.

After watching this performance of King Tong.

Many ancient people in all dynasties were numb.

This King Tong really doesn't look like the supreme leader of a country.

……

[Ten, world famous paintings: double silence incident. 】

[Does the international community really have such a thing as standing in a line? 】

[How big is the difference between a big country and a small country? 】

[Is it the five permanent members of the United Nations, or the United Nations of the five permanent members? 】

[What is the current international status of Longguo? 】

[If you want to find the answer to the above questions in one thing, it is undoubtedly this famous scene of the United Nations: the double silence incident. 】

……

After listening to this passage, the ancient people of all dynasties were refreshed and looked forward to the content of the following video.

Because they were also very curious about the four questions in this passage.

So.

The ancient people continued to watch the giant screen in the sky with great concentration.

……

[Just a few minutes, it shows the strength of each country. 】

[Which countries have to look at people's faces? How many countries will be forced to stand in line? Even some representatives' calves are shaking, and they are almost scared to death. 】

[Below, we will analyze the open and secret struggles in just a few minutes frame by frame with the video. 】

……

Hearing this, the ancient people of all dynasties became more and more curious.

What exactly is this so-called "double silence incident"?

……

[At that time, the war and conflict between Mao Xiongguo and Er Maoguo had lasted for a whole year, and the representatives of the two countries were also fighting in various ways at the United Nations. 】

[Finally, the tit-for-tat between the two countries reached a climax on February 24, 2023, raising an ordinary United Nations meeting to a height that can be recorded in history. 】

【In the "Open Meeting on the Ermao Issue" held by the United Nations Security Council, Ermao Foreign Minister Kuleba took the initiative and morally blackmailed, hoping that representatives of various countries would stand up and mourn for the Ermao people who died in the war. This was obviously aimed at Maoxiong. 】

……

Daqin Plane.

Qin Shihuang's eyes were full of thought.

He felt that the Ermao man's move was meant to make other countries choose sides.

If any country responded to Ermao's proposal and stood up, it would obviously stand on Ermao's side in the war between the two countries.

If it didn't stand up, it would obviously support Maoxiong.

"Very interesting."

Qin Shihuang watched more attentively.

As an emperor, he would not find this kind of intrigue between countries boring, but rather very interesting.

……

【As soon as he finished speaking, Ermao stood up. 】

【Japan was the second fastest, but the Japanese representative just left his seat and looked up. His American father didn't move, so he quickly shrank back. 】

【However, just as he was about to sit down, the representative of the Eagle Sauce Country stood up. 】

【Seeing this, the Japanese representative quickly clamped his buttocks, stood at attention, and showed his strong sphincter. 】

……

Accompanied by narration and subtitles.

The high-altitude giant screen used frame-by-frame video images to correspond to these descriptions one by one.

Many ancient people from all dynasties sneered in their hearts.

This Japan is really a dog of the Eagle Sauce Country!

Following the Eagle Sauce Country in everything, acting according to the Eagle Sauce Country's face.

……

【The Secretary-General of the United Nations hesitated, did not dare to stand up straight, bent over and hooked his waist, looking at the representative of the Dragon Country. 】

[As for Longguo, it sat on the Diaoyutai as if nothing had happened. 】

[The representative of Samba next to Longguo had already put his hands on the armrest and was ready to stand up, but when he saw that Longguo was not moving, he thought about the president who liked to watch Longguo football and decided to sit down first. 】

The barrage flew out:

"Don't mention that. If the president of Samba doesn't mention Longguo football, we are still good friends."

"Reply - Don't be like this. It's not easy for the president of Samba. He said such a reluctant words just to get the order."

"..."

The plane of Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin's eyes were full of thought.

"Is Samba following Dragon Country?"

"What does the Secretary-General of the United Nations mean by looking at the representative of Dragon Country?"

Li Shimin kept thinking in his heart.

He thought this matter was very interesting.

...

[The Bear Country not only did not move, but also knocked on the table and shouted to speak, but no one paid attention. ]

[It was lively now. Representatives of other countries in the venue, some stood, some sat, looking at each other, for fear of offending the big brother of the great powers. ]

[Perfect interpretation of what it means to look left and right, look east and west, observe words and expressions, feel like sitting on pins and needles, like a thorn in the back. 】

……

"Interesting! Really interesting!"

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Liu Che, was drinking and watching with great interest.

He felt that this was much more interesting than watching various famous speeches just now, and it showed the diplomatic mentality of big and small countries to the extreme.

……

[This moment of silence lasted only 20 seconds. After the representative of the Mao Bear Country was dissatisfied and asked to speak, it was interrupted. 】

[Then, the representative of the Mao Bear Country began to fight back. 】

[He also proposed a moment of silence, but this time, he said "to commemorate all those who died in the Ermao Country since 2014." 】

[This pattern came up all of a sudden, which is definitely not comparable to the representatives of the Ermao Country. 】

……

The plane of Emperor Chengzu of the Ming Dynasty.

A hint of admiration flashed in Zhu Di's eyes.

This representative of the Bear Country is a talent.

He found a precise counterattack in such a short time.

The Ermao Country only said to mourn for the people who died in Ermao Country, while the representative of the Bear Country directly proposed to mourn for all those who died in the war.

Not only did he show a bigger pattern than Ermao Country, but the reason was also impeccable, and no one had any reason to object.

Next, what will happen to the other countries?

Zhu Di was very curious.

…

[After the representative of the Bear Country finished speaking, he stood up by himself. ]

[But this time the atmosphere was a bit awkward, and the representatives of various countries were all confused. No one had ever experienced such a silence twice. ]

[The Secretary-General of the United Nations saw that our United Nations could not be partial to one over the other, so he took the lead in tentatively standing up with the representative of the rotating presidency of Malta next to him, and then continued to look at the representative of the Dragon Country as in the first round. 】

[What does it mean to stand up tentatively? ]

[It means that these two people did not stand up completely, but kept a half-squatting posture. ]

Barrage flew out:

"Good guy, you can attack and defend, right?"

"Top operation! Haha!"

"..."

Many ancientPeople couldn't help but laugh when they saw the UN Secretary-General bending over and half-squatting on the giant screen.

The first time was half-squatting, and the second time was still half-squatting.

This bowl of water was indeed held very flat.

……

[At this time, the representative of Longguo was listening to simultaneous interpretation and had not stood up yet. ]

[Everyone in the meeting hall was watching what the big country would do. Except for the representative of Mao Xiongguo who stood upright, and the UN Secretary-General who bent over to look at Longguo, there were only a few people standing up in the meeting hall. ]

……

The plane of Taizu of the Ming Dynasty.

Zhu Yuanzhang looked at the giant screen in the sky and thought to himself:

"It seems that Mao Xiongguo's popularity is not good."

In this case, if it was Mao Xiongguo's iron ally country, it would definitely stand up with Mao Xiongguo's representative.

And at this time, only a few people stood up, indicating that Mao Xiongguo has few iron ally countries in the international community.

……

[After listening to the simultaneous interpretation, the representative of Longguo stood up without hesitation and stood straight. ]

[The next second, the representative of Samba next to Longguo stood up. ]

[At the same time, after the UN Secretary-General saw the representative of Longguo standing up, he immediately stopped half-squatting and stood up straight. ]

[Then, representatives of most countries stood up one after another. ]

[The representative of Yingjiang also stood up slowly and reluctantly, and the remaining few younger countries of Yingjiang also stood up. ]

[It is worth mentioning that Japan was half a body faster than its American father this time, but its eyes were still on every move of the representative of Yingjiang. ]

[And the representative of Ermao also stood up. ]

……

The plane of Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin chuckled.

In this round, it is obvious that the Bear Country has won over the Second Bear Country.

The Second Bear Country wanted to use moral kidnapping to force other countries to take sides, but Dragon Country and other countries did not give them face.

The representatives of the Bear Country, however, used a fair and perfect reason to make the representatives of all countries stand up.

In addition.

In this process, Dragon Country's huge international influence was also undoubtedly demonstrated. .