I watched Er Chuang’s short video, and everything went numb!

The plane of Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin shook his head in his heart.

Although he usurped the throne and thought he did a good job in the position of emperor, he did not agree with the statement of later generations.

First of all, the prerequisites added by later generations are actually very difficult to achieve.

Just because he can do it does not mean that others can do it.

This is not his conceit, but the fact.

Secondly, usurping the throne is not recognized in China.

Once the usurpation of the throne occurs, it is very likely to cause turmoil in the court.

This is not an excellent iteration method.

The ownership of the throne involves many factors, and it is not a simple "the capable one takes it".

It is not only Li Shimin who thinks so.

In all dynasties, many ancient people also think so.

They simply cannot accept the statement that "usurpation is a very good way of power iteration".

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On the giant screen in the sky.

The video is refreshed.

A new video appears.

[Take stock of the ten most famous scenes in the history of the United Nations. ]

After the title of this video, a preface appeared immediately.

[Speaking of the United Nations, we all think that this should be a serious and high-end place. ]

[But in fact, the real United Nations is more "down-to-earth" than we imagined. ]

[In the history of the United Nations, there have been many sensational "famous scenes". ]

[Today, let's take stock of the ten most "famous scenes" in the history of the United Nations. ]

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[1. Qiao's smile. ]

[In 1971, Longguo resumed its legal seat in the United Nations. 】

【When the Dragon State diplomat Qiao Guanhua received the news, he couldn't help laughing up to the sky, so this classic photo was taken: "Qiao's Smile". 】

【Soon, "Qiao's Smile" was on the front page of the New York Times, and the reporter also added an exaggerated comment: "Qiao's smile shattered the glass of the United Nations Hall."】

【This photo taken by the reporter quickly won the Pulitzer Prize for News Photography. 】

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The photo of "Qiao's Smile" appeared on the high-altitude giant screen.

Although it was separated by the high-altitude giant screen, although it was just a black and white photo.

But the ancients of all dynasties still felt the extreme joy of the Dragon State diplomat.

Of course, many ancient people also understood this feeling.

Because from many previous videos, they saw the hardships and struggles of the new Dragon State along the way.

From the founding war, to the development of nuclear weapons, to the national economic construction...

Every step of Longguo has been implemented in accordance with the principle of "self-reliance".

They know very well that this legitimate seat of Longguo was obtained by Longguo with its own strength, not by anyone's gift.

So, the diplomat of Longguo has every reason to be happy, and he is absolutely qualified to be happy.

"Longguo is really amazing!"

Many ancient people in the past dynasties admired in their hearts.

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[Second, Khrushchev's leather shoes. ]

[Speaking of the most famous scenes in the United Nations, the leather shoes of the leader of the big brother Khrushchev are well-known both at home and abroad. ]

[The story happened on October 12, 1960. ]

[At that time, the Philippine military representative believed that decolonization should not only include the nations under the rule of Western colonial countries, but also include Eastern Europe and other nations annexed by the big brother. ]

[As soon as this was said, Khrushchev was furious and raised his hand to ask to speak on the stage. ]

[But the person presiding over the meeting did not see it (or pretended not to see it), so Khrushchev began to knock on the table with his fist to signal. 】

【However, there was still no response, so Khrushchev took off his shoes, began to wave them, and knocked them on the table to protest. 】

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Accompanied by narration and subtitles.

A photo of Khrushchev waving his shoes appeared on the giant screen in the sky.

The ancients of all dynasties were shocked.

Is the leader of Big Brother so irritable?

However, many ancient people thought about it again and felt that they could understand it. Big Brother was the only superpower at that time and had the strength.

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【However, it should be noted that there is actually controversy about this matter, because all the video materials of knocking shoes that are currently circulating are technology and hard work. 】

【And the testimonies of witnesses are different. 】

【Those who agree include a New York Times reporter and Khrushchev's memoirs, and those who deny include Khrushchev's translator and bodyguard, more reporters and other parties. 】

[Considering that there was a room full of reporters staring at Comrade Khrushchev, the news hotspot maker, but no actual footage was left. 】

[Many people think that this incident is likely just a dramatic rumor. 】

[However, Khrushchev did bang his fist on the table, and a shoe was indeed photographed in front of the table. After 2-in-1, it is likely to be the source of the rumor. 】

Barrage flew out:

"Some people say that the shoe banging did happen, and that shoe was specially prepared by Khrushchev~‖~‖."

"Reply - Yes, it is said that this is not a temporary idea, but a carefully planned diplomatic means."

"Reply - It is possible that Big Brother likes to use these little tricks."

"..."

The plane of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.

Liu Che pondered in his heart.

Although he didn't know more information, from the perspective of a person in power, he felt that it was possible that Khrushchev did it on purpose.

Using such drastic measures, he could show the toughness of Big Brother to the outside world.

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[By the way, the performance of the Filipino soldiers at that meeting was also amazing. ]

[He not only scolded Big Brother, but also the Eagle Sauce Country, the Duck Country, and the Japanese Country. ]

[Oh, and the British Empire, which he also called the dying imperialism. ]

The barrage flew out:

"666, I didn't expect the Philippine soldiers to be so brave."

"Too fierce, the Philippine soldiers are firing at full power."

"..."

Looking at the video clips of the Philippine soldiers' representatives speaking on the giant screen.

The ancient people of all dynasties were shocked.

The two superpowers scolded together, did this Philippine soldier have the courage to eat a bear heart and a leopard?

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[Three, Colonel Ka's speech. ]

[Simple foul mouth, extreme enjoyment, Colonel Ka's diplomatic career is full of laughter from the onlookers and psychological cursing from the reception staff. 】

【In 2009, Colonel Ka made a speech at the UN conference, calling then-United States President Obama "Son of Africa" ​​and fiercely attacking the five permanent members of the UN, saying that the Security Council should be renamed the Terror Council, etc. 】

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"You really don't know how to live or die!"

Looking at Colonel Ka talking eloquently on the giant screen, many ancient people from all dynasties sighed in their hearts.

They have seen this scene in previous videos.

And they all know the final fate of Colonel Ka: the destruction of the country and death.

This is the fate of offending all the five permanent members.

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【Colonel Ka's speech lasted a full 96 minutes, and many diplomats were drowsy. It is said that the translator collapsed and replaced. 】

【But this time is not even among the top five speeches at the UN. 】

【Among the heads of state, Castello's 269-minute speech in 1960 ranked first, followed by Guinean President Seguin Touré's 144 minutes, Khrushchev's 140 minutes, and Indonesian President Sujatarou's 121 minutes. 】

【Of course, these are still a little weaker than the 8-hour extraordinary speech by Krishnan Menon, head of the Azanian delegation to the United Nations in 1957. 】

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Many ancient people in all dynasties were simply numb.

In terms of outrageousness, it has to be Azan.

A four-hour speech, not to mention how Azan, the speaker, did it, the people listening below couldn't stand it.

And there are translators. Colonel Ka's speech of more than half an hour made him collapse.

Not to mention these four hours, it is estimated that the translators had to be replaced several times.

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[Fourth, Turkey's Erdogan strikes hard. ]

[In September 2011, the bodyguards of then-Turkish Prime Minister Erdogan clashed with UN security personnel at the UN General Assembly. ]

[Verbal sparring is commonplace at the UN, but physical fighting is indeed rare. ]

[Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas was speaking at the time, and Erdogan, the fan leader,An rushed to support the event. 】

【But he went the wrong way and went to the tourist area, and that road could not lead to the General Assembly Hall, so the UN security refused to let him pass. 】

【As a result, the Turkish people punched hard and sent the UN security personnel to the hospital. 】

【At that time, an Israeli diplomat happened to witness the whole scene, and he laughed and said that he felt like watching an action movie. 】

The barrage flew out:

"Yericheni's slap technique, hahaha."

"666, the iron fist from the Ottoman Guards."

"Good guy, I didn't expect that the United Nations would not only fight with words, but also fight with weapons."

"..."

Accompanied by narration subtitles.

The video images of the conflict at that time were inserted into the giant screen in the sky.

Looking at the chaotic and chaotic scene.

Many ancient people from all dynasties were shocked.

Although they knew that the United Nations was not as powerful as it was in name, it was still a solemn and serious diplomatic occasion.

How could people like Turkey fight directly over a disagreement?

They were just like street hooligans.

And they beat UN staff on UN territory, which was really arrogant.

The plane of Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin said disdainfully:

"They are indeed the descendants of the barbaric and rude Turks, who are ignorant of education and etiquette."

"Your Majesty is right. They are indeed of the same lineage. The people of Turkey are just as vulgar and barbaric as their ancestors."

"After thousands of years, it is still the same. The Turks have really not made any progress."

Changsun Wuji and other officials of the Tang Dynasty echoed.

The Turks were the mortal enemy of the Tang Dynasty. Although they were destroyed by the Tang Dynasty, the Tang Dynasty still had no good comments on the Turks.

As for Turkey, not only are they descendants of the Turks, but they also attempted to blackmail the Chinese Dragon Kingdom in later generations, which was also disliked by Li Shimin and others.

So they naturally would not miss the opportunity to mock at this time.

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[Speaking of which, it is their old tradition to fight each other over a disagreement. ]

[In 2009, Erdogan's bodyguards had a fight with Obama's guards in New York. ]

[In 2017, in Washington, Erdogan's bodyguards clashed with demonstrators in front of the embassy in front of Trump, and then beat up the Eagle Sauce police. It was really exciting. ]

[I guess this kind of thing will happen again in the future. 】

The barrage flew out:

"As expected of the Husky of the junior high school, it's not called for nothing."

"Awesome, they can still be so brave in away games, hahaha."

"Give Eagle Sauce a little Ottoman shock."

"..."

Looking at the Turkish people punching hard on the giant screen, many ancient people from all dynasties were shocked again.

This Turkey country is really irritable.

But the beatenIt was the police of the United States. Many ancient people felt a little gloating.

These ancient people had no good feelings towards these two countries.

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[In fact, Turkey not only likes to fight abroad, but also when it holds meetings at home. ]

[Just last year, when the Turkish Parliament was in session, the members of parliament quarreled fiercely over budget issues, which eventually turned into a large-scale fight. One of the members was even injured and hospitalized. ]

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The video of the group fight in the Turkish Parliament appeared on the giant screen.

The ancient people were all speechless.

It can only be said that they are worthy of being the descendants of the grassland barbarians, who only know how to be brave and fierce.

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[V. The bladder of President Bush of the United States. ]

[On September 14, 2005, Bush, the then President of the United States, spoke at the UN Security Council. 】

【It is rare for international heads of state to choose to speak at the Security Council instead of the UN General Assembly, and Bush's speech was not particularly nutritious. 】

【The only thing worth mentioning is that after the speech, Bush wrote a paragraph on a note and handed it to Secretary of State Rice, and whispered to the latter. 】

【The Reuters reporter thought that this matter was very mysterious, so he took a photo. The note clearly read: I think I may need a BATHROOM break, is this possible? 】

【To translate it simply, it means: I want to pee, can I? 】

【The all-capital BATHROOM, on the one hand, shows the president's bladder's impatience, and on the other hand, it shows that the president, who was speaking at the Security Council for the first time, was unfamiliar with and in awe of the Security Council's rules of procedure. 】

The barrage flew out:

"¨" ¨" Hahaha, I burst into laughter. ”

"Old Dengtou: In this regard, I suggest being more direct and pooping on the spot, haha. ”

“…”

The bullet screen in the sky was full of laughter.

Many ancient people in the past dynasties were also happy.

For the president of the United States, this matter is really embarrassing.

I guess he must hate the Reuters reporter who took the photo.

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[But it should be said that Bush’s decision to leave the table to solve physiological problems has been strongly supported by many medical experts.]

[For example, Fordham, a urology consultant at the Royal Liverpool Hospital in the United States, theoretically proved that it was wise for 59-year-old Bush to choose to go to the toilet in time.]

[He said: "Old people should not delay if they feel the need to urinate. Otherwise, the smooth muscle that constitutes the bladder will be damaged and lose elasticity, resulting in inability to urinate normally and acute urinary retention. ”]

(Qian Zhao (Qian Zhao))

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"Is this true? ”

Many old people from past dynasties were shocked, and then remembered this important knowledge point in their hearts.

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[Sixth, Guba representative slammed the table.]

【On October 16, 2018, a rare scene occurred at the United Nations venue. About 20 Cuban diplomats ignored the diplomatic etiquette and order at the United Nations meeting, made loud noises in the venue, and even slammed the table in anger, trying to interrupt the meeting hosted by another member state. 】

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Looking at the many noisy Cuban representatives on the giant screen, many ancient people in the past dynasties said that they had learned a lot.

It turns out that there are so many ways to play in the United Nations in later generations.

There are so many tricks to hold a meeting, which is completely unlike a solemn and serious national meeting place.

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【The Cuban delegation made a big fuss at the United Nations this time, mainly because the United States accused Cuba of human rights issues at this meeting. 】

【They had requested the United Nations to cancel this meeting on the grounds that they opposed the United States' arbitrary and dictatorial behavior and violated the United Nations Charter. 】

【After the request was rejected, Cuba's representative to the United Nations, Camejo, led a 20-member delegation to attend the meeting. 】

【After the meeting started, the representative of the United States, Curry, first gave a speech to accuse Cuba, but the representative of Cuba, Camejo, quickly interrupted by slamming the table and refuted him on the spot. 】

【Afterwards, Camejo was taken away by security personnel, but other members of the Cuban delegation continued to use methods such as slamming the table and shouting, waving notebooks, etc. to prevent the remaining procedures of the meeting. 】

【At the same time, diplomats from many other countries such as Nicaragua and Bolivia also shouted the slogan "Support Cuba" directly at the venue, and began to knock on the conference table and stomp on the floor with their feet. 】

【This scene is really wonderful. 】

【As a result, the representative of the United States only spoke for half an hour and had to end it. 】

【Afterwards, the whole meeting turned into an accusation meeting against the United States. 】

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"Hahaha, so interesting."

In the dimension of Taizu of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang had a smile on his face and was watching with great interest.

He thought that the United Nations of the future was very interesting. Hall Hall.