[The video continues. ]
[Think this is the end? ]
[In fact, it is far from the limit of sand sculpture. ]
[The next one to appear is a heavyweight player. ]
[This perverted thief who is about to appear has stolen more than 5,000 pairs of women's stockings in a few years! ]
[And he also registered the real name, address and other personal information of the owner of each pair of stolen stockings, and even coded and stored them according to the color, style, material and whether they have been washed or not, at the library search level! ]
[The registration form alone is more than 70 pages long! ].
[What is professional? ]
[This is professional! ]
[Look at the shoe boxes, cigarette boxes and various bottles and jars in his room, all of which are filled with women's stockings without exception. There are so many types that he can definitely be called a hardcore stocking collector. 】
[At this time, the police suddenly remembered that a little girl had called the police and said that her stockings were missing, so he asked the stockings brother if he could find the owner's stockings? 】
[The stockings brother immediately said that he must! 】
[In less than 1 minute, he successfully found the little girl's socks from a pile of stockings. 】
[This made the police present feel like they were watching the recording of the Strongest Brain program! 】
[Faced with the police interrogation, the stockings brother gave an incredible excuse that he stole the stockings purely for inspiration for literary creation. 】
[Don't mention it, I really found a lot of handwritten medium-length and long emotional novels from his house. 】
[The police officer in charge of the case took a glance and concluded that the heroines of the novels were all the mistresses of the stockings! 】
[This series of operations almost burns out the CPU of the police. 】
[It is understood that the attitude of the stocking brother to collect stockings is very rigorous. 】
[First, he will choose beautiful women wearing stockings as targets. 】
[Then follow them home, and finally choose a suitable time to break into the house and rob. 】
[In addition to stockings, the stocking brother will also take away the hostess's ID card to facilitate the subsequent registration. 】
[It is true that there are top talents in all 360 professions. 】
[Don't understand, but respect! 】
[In the end, because of burglary, the stocking brother was sentenced to four years in prison. 】
[However, the stocking brother, who was sentenced or not, didn't care about being caught. 】
[What he really cares about is that his precious stockings must not be lost. 】
[The stockings guy confessed to the police: "I hope you don't destroy my stockings. I'm worried that I won't be able to control this disease after I get out. With the stockings I stole before, I won't steal others'."]
[It seems that this disease must be cured! ]
[...]
[The second genius, from Shanghai, is also quite explosive! ]
[Others are afraid of going to jailPolice station, but he is different, he will go to jail even if he racks his brains! 】
[For this reason, he even walked into the hospital and stole three mobile phones. 】
[Worried that the police could not find him, he not only did not disguise himself when stealing, but also wrote his name and ID number in the visitor registration book afterwards. 】
[He was just short of turning himself in. 】
[This is considered turning himself in, and he will be given a reduced sentence. 】
[But he just didn't want to, and this wave of operations also confused the police! 】
[After careful questioning, I learned that this genius was a talented man who was not appreciated. He not only worked as an English tutor, but also had a good voice. 】
[For this reason, he even participated in a talent show, hoping to find his own stage. 】
[Unfortunately, time did not wait for me. 】
【He was almost 40 years old, and he still hadn't realized his dream of music. 】
【He accidentally learned that there was an art troupe in Tilanqiao Prison. In order to sing in the troupe and perform in various prisons, he began to plan to go in. 】
【Finally, he got what he wanted. 】
【He went to prison not for money, but to fulfill his dream. Sure enough, everyone in there is a talent. 】
【And the next thief, just based on the things he stole, can be included in the history of Chinese criminal geniuses! 】
【So what did he steal? 】
【He stole the Public Security Bureau in the Public Security Bureau. 】
【You heard it right, he stole the three big characters "Public Security Bureau" on the door of the Public Security Bureau. 】
【I really didn't expect that such a talent could come from Guangxi! 】
【But before this strange thief could run away, he was caught by the police on duty ten meters away. 】
【The police also said that they could not understand his mysterious operation at all. 】
【After asking, we found out that this strange thief thought that these three words were made of pure gold and must be very valuable. 】
【So, he plucked up the courage to pry off the three big words. 】
【Then why didn't this strange thief start prying from the two words Guangxi? 】
【Maybe these two words have too few strokes and are not that valuable. It turns out that he can read. 】
【I have to say that he is still a little smart, but not much. 】
【...】
【The last genius to appear can be regarded as the most unlucky thief in history! 】
【On a sunny afternoon. 】
[Zhang San was at home, playing with his dog, when the dog suddenly became manic. 】
[The dog kept looking behind the door. 】
[Zhang San noticed something was wrong, and immediately got up and walked out of the room to check the situation. He opened the door of the second bedroom and found a strange man rummaging through his closet. 】
[In this situation, most people would get anxious on the spot. 】
[But Zhang San was not in a hurry and let the strange man continue to open the second closet. 】
[Is there a treasure inside? 】
[As a result, XiaoThe thief was forced to do it, but then he was dumbfounded. The cabinet was full of police uniforms! 】
[The thief looked at the two ferocious dogs next to him, and he panicked and fell to his knees, shouting: "Brother, brother, I was wrong, I won't dare to do it again."]
[Good guy, this is the fastest case solved by Zhang San since he became a policeman. 】
[The case of the thief and the thief has come to an end for the time being. 】
[We will talk about it next time. 】
【......】
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"Hahaha, I am dying of laughter. I have never seen anything so funny."
"Stealing stockings? What's the point of stealing such dirty things like socks?"
"A rare news in the history! There are thieves who want to enter the prison cell on their own initiative. Is he crazy?!"
"Haha, what's that? Look, there are also people who steal plaques from government offices!"
"The last thief is not much better. He went directly to the homes of government officials to steal! So unlucky!"
"......"
The ancients burst into laughter.
When they thought that the cases they had seen before were already outrageous enough!
What shocked them again was that there were even more outrageous cases!
Many people laughed until they were out of breath.
........................................................................
Qin Dynasty
Ying Zheng tried to hold back his laughter for a long time!
Originally, he could hold back, but after seeing the last two cases, he couldn't stand it anymore!
He laughed heartily for a while.
Ying Zheng murmured, "The world is so big, there are all kinds of things, and I have broadened my horizons."
"Such interesting things are very good for relieving boredom."
After laughing for a while.
Ying Zheng only felt that his breathing was comfortable, and the stagnation in his heart disappeared.
........................................................................
Song Dynasty.
Zhao Kuangyin was already numb from laughing.
He couldn't control his expression at all.
Even if he thought about all the sad things he had encountered in his life, he couldn't suppress the corners of his mouth from rising!
He even almost suffocated.
This scared the ministers!
Angrily accused the light curtain of being suspected of regicide! .
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