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[Science Popularization Short Video Collection Series 2. ]

[Sixteen, the most stupid thieves in history collection 1. ]

[The following group of talents are definitely the most stupid and explosive thieves in history! ]

[The cases they committed were so funny that people were about to burst out of their noses. Even the professionally trained judges almost laughed to the point of internal injuries. ]

[Let's see which one is the most explosive in your mind. ]

[The first genius is from Zhejiang Province. ].

[This buddy has a biggest hobby, which is to ride his beloved motorcycle from his hometown across provinces to Guangde City, Anhui Province, to steal the fifteen old hens he has always dreamed of. ]

[But this is not the point. ]

[Look at his method of stealing chickens, isn't it quite professional? 】

【He grabbed a hen with a big bag and rode away from the crime scene on a scooter. 】

【In fact, this is the sixth time he has been caught stealing hens in this place! 】

【Every time he comes out of there, he turns around and rides his scooter again, and goes to the same place in Anhui Province to continue stealing hens. 】

【Coincidentally, the same court in Guangzhou judges his cases every time. 】

【The judge is puzzled by his mysterious operation. 】

【When facing the interrogation, he squeaks and whimpers, and he is cold and fuzzy, and he can't fart for a long time. 】

【The judge said that we are all professionally trained, and we usually don't laugh no matter how funny it is, unless we can't help it! 】

【What we are saying is, are Guangzhou's old hens so fragrant? 】

[The key is whether this guy has calculated that his fuel costs are more expensive than that of an old hen, so why would he go to such lengths to steal a hen? 】

[If this genius is a foodie. 】

[That's understandable. 】

[Then the second genius. 】

[His tricks are simply enough to make people's cerebellum shrink! 】

[He was originally a poor patrolman. When he found a large amount of herbal tea stored in the warehouse, he had a crooked idea and wanted to make a fortune. 】

[You know, this batch of tea is worth 170,000. 】

[However, this clever guy called three big idiots who collected scraps, lied that he had a batch of empty bottles to sell, and hired them to help him dump all 30,000 bottles of herbal tea. 】

[You heard it right, dump them all! 】

【Four people worked from dusk till dawn, and were so tired that their backs ached and their legs cramped. 】

【Finally, they packed up all the empty bottles and cartons and sold them for more than 400 yuan. 】

【Excluding the labor fees of the three people, he still made a net profit of 115 yuan. 】

【Where can you find such a business that makes people's cerebellum shrink? 】

【In the end, the brothers went smoothly and all went in for tea. In fact, it was good. With such an IQ, at least they were safe and secure inside. 】

【The next thief is the most invincible super villain in the universe! 】

【He specializes in stealing the favorite things of the owner's sister, you see, it almost made our little sister cry. 】

[The little sister found that there were always some things missing from her home recently, and these things were her favorites. 】

[When asked, the little sister replied: 】

["He has touched my bottom line. He stole my Acacia roll, and I was anxious at that time!" 】

["He, he also stole my (hiss) boneless chicken feet, you know?" 】

["I can't bear to eat it myself." 】

[What can a man endure! 】

[The little sister had no choice but to spend a huge amount of money to install surveillance at home. 】

[Only then did she realize that after she went out every day, a naked man in ripped shorts sneaked into her house! 】

[As soon as he entered the door, he went straight to her rice cooker, then picked up the chopsticks and started to eat. 】

【After eating, he even targeted her snack box. 】

【He then took away her favorite. 】

【The lady said that she could tolerate stealing her money, after all, it was her personal property. 】

【But stealing her favorite snacks was a 10,000 no. 】

【So, she immediately called the police! 】

【After investigation, it was discovered that the thief was actually a tenant downstairs. Because he was so hungry, he found that the door upstairs was not locked, so he boldly came in to find something to eat. 】

【Looking at the holey pants of this fruit man, you can tell that this genius's life is really not rich. 】

【But he is still very principled, and he will never touch money and valuables. 】

【After this genius sincerely apologized and said that he would never steal snacks again, the lady also forgave him. 】

【Here I advise you to remember to lock the door after you go out. 】

【After all, not every thief is so principled. 】

【But the talent I am going to talk about below is quite principled, and the plot is so explosive that even TV dramas can't make it up! 】

【Jiangsu, a man found that the trunk of a car on the roadside was open when he went out for a walk. 】

【So, he became greedy and took a black handbag from the car. 】

【Then he came to a remote place, opened the handbag and took a look. He was stunned on the spot. It was a bag full of cash, a total of 15 bundles! 】

【If he was caught, he would have to spend the rest of his life in prison. 】

【So, he hurried back to the scene and wanted to return the handbag. 】

[But he never expected that when he returned, the bike had already driven away. It was still in good condition when he took it. How could he not go back? 】

[The man was so scared that he didn't know where to go. He just picked up a shared bike and started his escape journey! 】

[He rode from the capital of Jiangsu to Lu'an in Anhui Province in one breath. 】

[Oh my god, after riding for more than 260 kilometers, he really couldn't pedal anymore. He had no choice but to spend a huge amount of money to buy an electric bike for 4,000 yuan and continueEscape. 】

【While running, he found that his mobile phone navigation was not working again. 】

【So, he spent 3,000 yuan to buy a new mobile phone. 】

【Is it finally done now? 】

【He continued to escape, but maybe he was too nervous, and accidentally knocked down a passerby on the way to escape! 】

【The passerby insisted on calling the police and would not let him go. 】

【The man was anxious at the time and immediately took out 10,000 yuan and handed it to the passerby. 】

【Only then did he settle the matter, and then rode the tram all the way to Xinyang, Henan. 】

【Unexpectedly, he was finally caught! 】

【He took 150,000 yuan and traveled to three provinces, but did not enjoy anything. Not only did he lose 17,000 yuan, but he also had to go to jail. 】

【However, fortunately, he lost weight. 】

【Just think of it as losing weight. 】

【The last one to appear is even more extraordinary. 】

【You have never seen such a hardcore way of stealing! 】

【The four stupid thieves in front of him can only be regarded as younger brothers. 】

【The first four people stole in secret, like thieves. 】

【He drove an excavator directly and came to steal the money in the ATM in a big way. 】

【If you don’t know, you would think that this guy is going to demolish the bank! 】

【In the end, he took away all the ATM equipment. 】

【Later, I found out that his excavator was also stolen from a nearby construction site. 】

[I have to admit that this guy's excavator driving skills are really amazing. Could he have stolen it? 】

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"¨¨ Oh my god! I laughed to death! How can there be such a stupid thief!"

"Hahaha, I couldn't help it when I saw the boneless chicken feet. By the way, boneless chicken feet must be a rare delicacy, otherwise why would this girl regard it as more important than money!"

"Oh my god, these thieves are too stupid."

"I have lived for most of my life and have never seen such a funny thing. I can't stand it, haha... cough."

"Great! Write it down. If you are unhappy in the future, take it out and read it a few times."

"Good idea, wouldn't it be great if it were this way."

"....."

The ancient people laughed so hard that they choked.

This is not an exaggeration. Many people laughed so hard that they almost died!

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Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin tried his best to control his expression.

ButThe dense laughter around him came like a tide.

The stories of these thieves echoed and repeated in his heart over and over again.

Finally, Li Shimin couldn't hold it anymore!

He laughed wildly.

"Hahaha..."

"I...I, my stomach hurts..."

"Quick, someone help me sit down, I...I can't stand steadily."

The attendants also laughed so hard that their legs became weak, but they didn't dare to delay, and stepped forward to help Li Shimin sit back on the dragon throne.

"Hu..."

Li Shimin took a breath, his face flushed a little, and laughed: "These stupid thieves, do you want to laugh me to death?"

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Three Kingdoms period.

Liu Chan lay on the chair, his body shaking with laughter.

He accidentally slid down from the top.

But even though his butt hurt.

He still couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Prime Minister, come and help me."

Zhuge Liang was always calm, and he was also trying to hold back his laughter this time. His face twitched twice, and he slowly came to Liu Chan and helped him up.

The two looked at each other in silence.

They both thought of the deeds of the thieves just now.

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