"Hahaha! This is too funny, Yao pd cow dung is stupid and can’t tell the difference"
"I just said that when Lin Yu described it, there was something vaguely strange about it. You see, I really expected it!"
"Guys upstairs, are you the pretty boy raised by Wang Baoqiang’s ex-wife? This is a good move of hindsight!"
"Hahahahaha! The connotation is gone, this is really an afterthought! The wording is quite accurate"
"Ma Rong: Am I the only one who is wrong? In the end, one person resisted everything"
"Ma Rong: Whose child is important? Born is the crystallization of our love"
"Wang Baoqiang: The harmonious society saved this bitch!"
"Ha ha ha ha! Brothers can really make a living! LOL"
"Speaking of which, Lin Yu really dares to play. Others want items, but they just ask for a male director. With this imagination, I just kneeled down."
"This scene is really funny, I feel that Yao PD is embarrassed and angry!"
"......"
Under the camera,
PD Yao was indeed blushing, gritting his teeth, and was in an embarrassed and angry state.
Just this morning, PD Yao asked specifically, are everything on the island ready?
The assistant director nodded: I have them all with me!
Even I am included in the co-authorship?
The most outrageous thing is that after digging out this box, the people under his command actually told him this sudden news.
Is this a test for the running men's team or a test for the cadres?
When other directors came on stage, they were accompanied by thunderous applause and colorful flowers.
It's my turn?
It’s become cow dung! ~
This posture of"Nine Five Three" is just like me getting off the yacht specially to accept this cow dung award ceremony.
After talking about cow dung, I will appear?
The more Yao PD thought about it, the angrier he got, and the angrier he got, the more he thought about it, until his face turned the color of pig liver.
"director! Are you planning to join us?"
Yang Ying suppressed her laughter and asked curiously.
"Beautiful thought! These props are all time-limited, didn’t you see?"
Yao PD rolled his eyes angrily.
Sure enough, on the side of each box, there was a line of small words stating that the time limit for use of this prop is within two hours.
When he saw this news, Running Man Everyone in the group became nervous and anxious again
"Lin Yu, you too, we all brought things over here, why did you ask Yao PD to come over?"
Although Bai Lu criticized Lin Yu verbally, she actually praised her secretly in her heart.
Seeing Yao Pd running over so dusty, she couldn't even mention how happy she was.
"What are you talking about?"
"Is Yao pd a thing?"
Lin Yu understood this and straightened his back, seemingly apologizing for Yao PD's injustice.
"Hahahahaha"
"Yao pd something"
"You all shut up and don't talk to me anymore"
"....."
Impressed!
I’m really convinced!
Yao PD had said before that he would never step in front of the camera again. Unexpectedly, the last time they were more exquisite than Sha Yi’s underwear, this time they were nothing at all! It’s really not as good as once!
"We have to speed up the progress."
Li Chen looked at his phone and it was already around one o'clock in the afternoon.
That's right!
Since these props can only be used for two hours, it means that they have to get food and food before three o'clock in the afternoon. If there is a fire source, it is best to build it together with the shelter.
"so!"
"Or divide into three teams?"
"As for food: Just leave it to me and Yuqi"
"Brother Chen, Shen Shen, Bai Lu, and Sister Yang Ying, please go and find a suitable place to build a shelter."
"Brother Sha, you and Brother Kai both have field experience, try to light up the fire first."
Lin Yu didn't write much. For this kind of situation, there must be a decision-maker to lead everyone, otherwise everyone will have different opinions and express their own opinions, and just discussing will be boring. I have to study until evening
"OK!"
"Then distribute the supplies quickly."
"The fish basket and diving goggles are for you, Lin Yu."
"Give Sha Yi Zheng Kai the flint and steel!"
"Let's take a Swiss Army Knife and a rope"
"........"
Soon, according to Lin Yu's instructions, the eight people dispersed one after another and followed the target to perform the mission!
"Eh! By the way, if you need help, just ask Yao pd. Now he is our tool man, you can use him as you like!"
Lin Yu glanced at Yao PD who was doing nothing and hurriedly explained the tool man's instruction manual to everyone!
Yao PD:"......."
Ha ha ha ha!
This scene also made the Running Man crew laugh out loud.
It was fine when I came here, but now I can't go back. Yao pd is so pitiful!
The running men's team was really rude.
One moment, Yao PD was busy moving logs, and the next moment, Yao PD was asked to help find edelweiss!
Directly to Yao PD, there were beads of sweat on his forehead.
Here he comes non-stop to help Lin Yu catch fish!
"Lin Yu, is this fish difficult to catch?"
Song Yuqi looked at the vast blue sea and sky, and she couldn't help but feel a sense of awe in her heart.
Moreover, on a desert island, there might be sea snakes and extremely dangerous species like electric eels. The live broadcast room also Suddenly a group of"understanding masters" appeared"!
"I go! Do you really want to catch fish with your bare hands? Want to eat shit? If you ask me to go to the beach to pick up some nuts, it would be good to go to the rocks to dig some crabs. Are you still dreaming about catching fish?"
"really! Our family has been fishermen for generations. The fish on this desert island are very alert and can run away very quickly when encountering any disturbance. They are not the little silly fish in the fish pond who are so easy to take the bait!"
"It’s quite funny to see Lin Yu wearing diving goggles and holding a selfie stick and underwear-type fish basket! It smells a bit like the high-end version of Yuan Hua"
"......"
【Ding】
【Congratulations to the host: successfully unlocked the skill of fishing master】
【Permanent skills consume 5,000 points】
【The current remaining points are 12,000 points]
If you can’t let go of your child, you can’t trap the wolf!
Although it costs 5,000 points, at least it is a permanent skill, so it is not a loss after all!
"There are sharks in this sea!"
"Our staff members were almost dragged down before!"
Yao PD wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked at Song Yuqi's worried look, and even deliberately scared her.
"ah! Isn't it?"
When Song Yuqi heard this, her beauty suddenly turned pale, and her little feet couldn't help but lean towards the dense forest.
If she was bitten by a shark in the sea, she would either die or be disabled!
How can she do a global tour in the future?!
Shark?
Yes ? What a shark?
Lin Yu saw Song Yuqi's cute and flustered look, and secretly snickered.
Yao pd still has the nerve to talk about himself, he is obviously an unscrupulous person!
Although this is a desert island, this is shallow water Area!
If a shark were to swim around here and not get stranded, it would starve to death!
It would also deceive a child like Song Yuqi who is ignorant of the world!
"Yao pd I thought of a way to catch sharks! Can you cooperate?"
Lin Yu's eyes widened and he pretended to be excited.
"ah? Catch a shark!"
When PD Yao heard this, he almost laughed out loud.
Looking at this twenty-year-old young man, he secretly sneered in his heart.
He is a child after all! Although he has extraordinary intelligence, he obviously lacks life experience. (It's so cool to watch. For novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
The program team has investigated this sea area and island before, and it is absolutely safe and secure. You can also catch sharks, so I think you should catch crabs first!
"Can you eat a caught shark?"
Song Yuqi was dumbfounded and asked curiously.
"Have you never heard of shark fin? There are also many fish balls in coastal areas that are made from shark meat. Of course they are edible, but this kind of wild shark also needs to be properly treated, otherwise it is likely to cause mercury poisoning. Moreover, eating shark meat regularly can also nourish the kidneys and protect the body. Cancer!"
Lin Yu has just won the title of Fishing Expert, and now his mind is full of encyclopedias introducing various fish. As long as it is recorded by humans, he can pick it up at his fingertips and talk about it!
"Wow! Lin Yu, how do you know so much?"
Song Yuqi's little mouth formed an O shape, she was so surprised that she was secretly speechless!
"Where is this?"
"Before my brother delivered Meituan takeaways, people in the world called him the Jade-Faced Flying Dragon and Little Sea King!"
"Yuqi! I can tell you as a responsible person"
"No one can escape Gei Gei’s fish pond! Lin
Yu said proudly and proudly
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"What a mess!"
Song Yuqi giggled when she heard this rapid-fire introduction and couldn't stop at all....0
"Just blow it."
Yao PD pushed up his glasses and smiled from ear to ear!
"So how are you going to catch a shark? ?"
Song Yuqi stepped on her feet and looked towards the middle of the sea.
She had never heard of anyone who could catch a shark with bare hands! Is this really something humans can do? The live broadcast room was also hotly debated.
"Hahaha! Looking at Lin Yu's demeanor, he really looks like the scumbag of Neptune. He is suave, handsome, and you are worthy of it! Jade-faced flying dragon!"
"Showdown! I am Brother (gei) Lin Yu, the mermaid in the fish pond. Please call me Nemo."
"But pull it down! I guess people who like Lin Yu can be lined up from Paris to Tieling. Miss, you can’t even get involved."
"This is true. I feel that there are not many young girls born in the 90s who can match Lin Yu."
"Ouyang Nana can be counted as one!"
"The guy who sells porn?"
"Hahaha! They are selling towels! It seems to be a bath towel. I heard that there are many people who want one for 998. I don’t think this cellist is worthy of Lin Yu."
"So who is suitable? Gan Xiaotong! ?"
"Dude, this accent is okay, I'm still wet Xiaotong"
"Lu Han: Why doesn’t anyone speak up for me? Am I dead?"
"Hahaha! By the way, how does Lin Yu plan to catch sharks? Still quite curious"
"What are you catching? There is no way there are sharks in this sea area. You must have grown up drinking three-way milk!"
"........"
Yao pd's face was also full of doubts.
Isn't this nonsense?
Where can I find a shark for you?
"Catch sharks! First, find a wooden stick"
"Be more solid!"
"When the shark opens its mouth, punch it straight in to make it hard to defend against. But be careful, the teeth of this shark are sharper than daggers. You must have quick eyes and quick hands. Have you ever seen Wing Chun Japanese punch boxing?"
"That's the speed"
"But the premise is to lure the shark into our shallow waters, otherwise we can’t beat it in the deep sea."
"Still need a bait"
"......."
"oh! That’s right!"
"So what bait is needed?"
Song Yuqi nodded in understanding.
This scene almost made Lin Yu laugh to death.
This girl usually looks weird, but when she encountered a blind spot in knowledge, her brain suddenly shut down!
With the bite force of a shark, Not to mention wooden sticks, even thinner steel bars can be bent!
Song Yuqi! If this girl could be taken home and kept as an electronic pet, it would probably be quite fun!
"Yuqi, lend me your hairband."
Lin Yu said, nodded and smiled, gently took off the rubber band around Yuqi's ear, and also brought a wave of head-touching kill!
""Uh-huh."
After Song Yuqi was killed by patting her head, she acted like a kitten for an instant. If there were no camera, she would have crawled into Lin Yu's arms in the next moment!
???
Damn it!
Seeing this scene, Yao pd The color suddenly turned gloomy, filled with the word"unhappy"!
This atmosphere!? Why does it feel like I have eaten a handful of dog food for no reason.
Come on! There is still a living person here!
Good guy! These two people can't be borrowed. Why not fall in love while doing a show?
"bring it on! Yao pd
"It's your turn to show up!"
Lin Yu bowed down and picked out a sharp shell from the beach, and waved with a smile.
Me? Come out!
Yao PD pushed up his glasses, with a confused look on his face! Do you still need your own help? Aren't you talking about being eloquent and eloquent
?
Aren’t you quite capable!
Why do you still need me to appear?
"Isn't this about catching a shark and just needing a bait?"
"As my chosen tool, Yao PD should be aware of this!"
"Just use this shell to bleed!"
"I've got the rubber bands ready for you, they'll be able to stop the bleeding soon! Lin
Yu said seriously and seriously.
"???"
Yao pd: Damn it! You are here to kill me and spread dog food, but you want to use me as bait for sharks. Are you still a human being? ah! Is there any justice in this world?.
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