"No!"
"Bai Lu, are you a little too narcissistic?"
"Ha ha ha ha! I really didn’t expect you to be able to take this."
"......"
I saw Bai Lu proudly and proudly taking out a magazine from his box. The cover girl on it was Bai Lu herself.
"Isn’t this the first time that I have been published in such a top domestic fashion magazine?"
"It’s not as easy as Sister Yang Ying or Sister Yuqi. I’ve been waiting for it for ten years!"
Bai Lu pretended to cry bitterly and murmured.
It also aroused laughter in the audience.
However, everyone understood Bai Lu's thoughts very well.
As a graphic model, Yang Ying was on the island country when she was a teenager. Magazines and huge fashion posters from Bangzi Country.
In the early days, many artists from Bangzi Country and Island Country even thought that Yang Ying was a star in their country. In terms of aesthetics, the Asia-Pacific region was relatively consistent. Magazine cover resources like Yang Ying Not to mention
Song Yuqi, who is at the forefront of fashion and has to follow the team to shoot promotional videos and magazines almost every week, all of which are C-positions! The covers are even more overwhelming.
But when it comes to Bailu Here, there is no such thing as a wealthy daughter, everything is earned slowly by oneself.
Being able to stand out and be on the cover of a fashion magazine is already a big achievement for Bai Lu.
"Sister Bailu! Are you crowded?"
"so big!"
Lin Yu took the magazine, 180 degrees from the angle of view, squinted, and read very professionally and carefully.
"Get out!"
"You're the one who got squeezed."
Bai Lu grabbed the magazine and straightened her chest without leaving a trace, secretly proving that
"This magazine is not bad, at least it can be used as fuel for fire."
Li Chen stepped forward and touched the paper material of the magazine, and nodded.
"Look, let me just say this magazine is useful."
"However, don’t burn this cover, I’m still alive! It’s too unlucky."
Bai Lu warned her repeatedly with a serious look on her face.
"Hahahahaha"
Hearing this, everyone burst into laughter again
"What are the others?"
After Yang Ying finished speaking, everyone also showed off their props.
All around: Rope!
Yang Ying: Diving goggles!
Li Chen: Flintstone!
Zheng Kai: Swiss Army Knife!
Sha Yi, Song Yuqi and Bai Lu looked at the rest. The props of the next few people made me blush immediately!
Look at these people who are engaged in desert island survival!
Our selfie sticks, underwear, and magazines are like vacations!
"good! We have almost everything we should have now, in terms of fire sources: flint and steel and magazines!
Food: With diving goggles and fish basket!
Habitat-wise: With a rope and a Swiss Army Knife for protection!
The future is promising! Yang
Ying looked at the things taken out of the seven boxes and said with a smile.
"Lin Yu, why are you still trying to sell me off? Say it! What's in your box?"
Sha Yi and others came over with a smile, and were instantly stunned. There was only a note in the box.
A note!?
After the camera was shown, the live broadcast room was also dumbfounded.
"Eh! What the hell is this? Why do others have real props, but Lin Yu only has a note in this box? ?"
"It can’t be 360 Baitiao! Lin Yu owes a loan shark?"
"There are only two possibilities. One is that this thing cannot be contained in this box, and the second possibility is that this thing is difficult to materialize!"
"That makes sense! Brother, I believe you graduated with a master's degree from 211. Do you want to do takeout with us?"
"Indeed! Lin Yu must have said something unrealistic, so there was only a note in the box"
"........."
The current running man program team
"Gan! Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
Yao PD's face was livid and he was shaking with anger.
Under the camera,
Yang Ying, Bai Lu, and Song Yuqi gathered around the box, with curiosity written all over their faces.
"Let us guess what is written on this note."
Bai Lu:"Lin Yu, do you think this thing is useful?
Lin Yu:"It's hard to say!" Sometimes it's useful, sometimes it's useless!"
???
Hearing this, everyone present became even more confused.
Sometimes it's useless? Sometimes it's useful?
Song Yuqi:"Then...Does this waste have anything to do with fire?"
When the running men's team heard this, their eyes lit up!
Aren't matches and lighters sometimes useless, but sometimes very useful!
"It has something to do with it"
"Sometimes this thing is very irritating, and it will catch fire at a moment's notice."
Lin Yu nodded and said meticulously.
Huh?
Waste! It catches fire at once?
Isn't that right?
Yang Ying:"Is this thing related to grass?"
Hahaha!
The answer It’s already been revealed, and it’s about to be revealed! Even the male running team has guessed it.
"Grass?"
"Um! His...It really has something to do with grass."
Lin Yu's eyes lit up and he said solemnly.
That's it!
"Guessed it! It's cow dung!"
Yang Ying made a Nike hook shape with her fingers on her chin and snapped her fingers excitedly.
"Hahaha! Yes, cow dung completely fits this description, no wonder it can't be put in the box."
Song Yuqi clapped her hands and agreed.
"First: Sometimes cow dung is waste, but sometimes it is very useful.
Second: Cow dung is very flammable and resistant to burning. It is very flammable and can catch fire at once."
Third: It is related to grass. It goes without saying that cows themselves eat it. Damn it!"
Bai Lu held her head high and looked like an arrogant person asking for praise.
"bang bang bang"
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"It's so exciting."
Sha Yi, Li Chen and others clapped their hands and laughed. They were all impressed by their intelligence and reasoning ability.
With our reasoning ability, even if we go to Conan, we can still act for ten episodes! The same is true in the live broadcast room There was a burst of cheers
"Wow! Highlight moment! These three girls are so smart. They figured it out through speculation. If I hadn’t, I would never have thought of these connections."
"What do you think? Bai Lu, Song Yuqi and Yang Ying together can't compare to Zhuge Liang, how can they compare to Huang Yueying?"
"That's right! They all matched up, it was just cow dung. The program team must have been afraid that it would not look good, so they replaced it with a piece of paper. They should still bring it up later."
"So smart! This cow dung is very resistant to burning and has no smell. I have lived on the grassland before. The locals directly use cow dung for cooking and boiling water. It is environmentally friendly and clean, and has no odor at all. It is so genius. If you use this to make a fire, you can It lasts for a long time and is a must for overnight stays!"
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"........"
In the lens, the speedboat not far away also docked!
Oh~!
This must be sending cow dung!
The men's running team were all excited and looking forward to it. Although it was not a good thing, for island survival, this cow dung was definitely something that could only be found!
"Forehead?"
"If you give me cow dung, it won't make Yao pd come over, right?"
"Why are you still empty-handed?"
"and! I feel that there is still an inexplicable resentment on Yao PD!"
The men's running team saw Yao PD approaching menacingly, and they were a little confused.
"Here"
"This is what you call cow dung!"
Lin Yu lowered his head and spread out the note. There were three words written on it - Yao Zeli!
Damn it!
Running boy group:
What's going on?
Why did Yao PD turn into cow dung?
"Lin Yu, are you kidding me?"
"You wrote Yao pd"
"The person you most want to bring to the island is Yao PD."
No one expected that Lin Yu directly brought a big living person here, and he was also the chief director of the Running Man program team!
"Forehead...Let me stroke it!"
Bai Lu felt that her CPU was about to burn, so she quickly calmed down and stabilized her mind.
"Article 1: Sometimes Yao PD is useful, but sometimes it’s useless."
After Bai Lu said this, everyone was stunned. Lin Yu’s words were really right!
Normally, Yao PD is very important when releasing tasks. Wait until the game starts. , will become useless again, everyone thinks so in their hearts.
But why is it so funny!?
"OK, pass for now!"
"Article 2: Sometimes the anger is very strong, just a little bit will ignite it"
"Forehead....Indeed!"
Due to some game tasks, Yao PD always lost his temper during previous recordings. After all, he is the chief director of Running Man, so he can understand it.
This one has passed!
"wrong! wrong! ?"
"The third item is related to grass. Lin Yu, how do you explain it? As far as I know, Yao PD is a vegetarian? How could it have something to do with grass?"
Bai Lu tilted her little head and asked curiously.
Sha Yi, Li Chen and others also showed confusion in their eyes.
The first two can prove Yao pd cow dung, how to explain the third one ?
"Isn’t PD what the director means?"
"In domestic entertainment, does the director have nothing to do with"grass"?"
Lin Yu was right in speaking and asked loudly.
The director and"bastard"!
Damn it!
After hearing this explanation, everyone present had goosebumps and looked at each other, speechless!
Warnima! You kid! I really dare to say it!
However, this is nothing new in the entertainment industry?
I would like to ask, in today’s domestic entertainment, which director has not slept with several actresses?
Mr. Shuren once said, some people eat It's grass, what's being squeezed is milk.
But the director is - milking! Even eating! Bringing grass!
Yao pd: Are you really a cow dung? Guang!.
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