"Ha ha ha ha! It was so funny. I was still drinking Coke and almost choked to death when I saw the scene of Lin Yu shaking the window of a helicopter."
"Wuling Hongguang is making a lot of money this time! It just came out of nowhere to air an advertisement, and it is currently the most popular live variety show in the country. It is really profitable!"
"Wuling Hongguang: Thank you Lin Yu for promoting us for free. We will continue to work hard in the future to fulfill our mission."
"In the future, I suggest that airplanes just have this kind of hand-cranked windows, which will be more convenient when viewing the scenery."
"Fighters also recommend doing this! Shake the glass with one hand and throw the grenade down with the other hand. My opinion is that Thai pants are hot!"
"Hahaha! Lin Yu can be said to have tricked Yuqi's wife and Bailu's wife. This operation is really cheap! But it’s really fun to watch!"
"I really admire Lin Yu. This girl's psychology is too thorough. I watched two ice-snow and smart girls being guided and tricked step by step. I can only say that I hope Lin Yu can teach in the future. , it’s so down-to-earth and practical, I want it no matter how much it costs."
"Unexpectedly, it’s already 2023, and I actually found tips on how to hook up with girls on a variety show. It’s really unimaginable!"
"........"
At this moment, more than a dozen staff members were imitating the turbulence of the helicopter, vigorously rocking the Wuling van back and forth on the lift platform, and the faces of Song Yuqi and Bai Lu in the car gradually became a little solemn.
"Really got on the helicopter?"
"It’s not about skydiving! ?"
After Bai Lu finished saying this, the entire cabin fell into silence, as quiet as a chilling chill.
"Just before I got off the bus, PD Yao asked me if I had any heart problems. Can you do some sports like bungee jumping?"
Song Yuqi looked startled and murmured timidly.
"I go! No way?"
"Yao pd asked me!"
"Lin Yu, have you asked me?"
Bai Lu bit her red lips, obviously a little nervous.
"......."
Lin Yu: How should I say this?
Let’s talk about it, I asked Yao PD to solve this problem!
When we talked about this topic, the atmosphere instantly reached a freezing point, skydiving!
For some people, this may be very exciting, and the mention of this extreme sport will make their blood pumping and excited, but for some people who are afraid of heights, it is simply a nightmare. Change, avoid it for fear of failure!
"Please don't move"
""Fasten your seat belts."
The Running Man program team still behaved very well and directly asked the two young ladies to operate the seat belts for Bai Lu and Song Yuqi to avoid misunderstandings. Are you fastening your seat belts? Could it be that they are really going to be at high altitude in a while
? parachute?!
"receive"
"Height 3000 meters, report!"
"General Navigation Guidongguaiwu (7065)"
"There are birds in front of you, please give way immediately"
""Emergency evasion" what?
Bai Lu and Song Yuqi, who were still in shock just now
, visibly paused after hearing the captain's words.
Damn it! Did something happen?
It's not a trivial matter for this helicopter to encounter a flock of birds!
You know, it used to be There have been many incidents of planes crashing due to flocks of birds.
When the plane is flying at high speed, the impact of this little bird is no less than a bullet from a sniper rifle!
There are also many accidents where birds get caught in the propeller. , causing the engine to stall!
"Forehead...."
Bai Lu bit her lip, but it could be seen that her face was pale and bloodless, and her whole body was trembling slightly.
"Don't be afraid! do not be afraid"
""Song Yuqi, you are blessed with great fortune."
Lin Yu:???
How come this girl Song Yuqi still has the ability to self-hypnotize?
This is too cute!
"That's right, Captain!"
"If there is an accident, where should I put my ID card for easier identification?"
"Can I hold it in my mouth?"
Lin Yu asked seriously, but it frightened Bai Lu and Song Yuqi beside him. He hadn't considered this issue just now, but he didn't expect Lin Yu to have already thought about it so far.
Yes!
Where to put the ID card will make it more secure. Easy to identify?
"???"
"Lin Yu, are you (Taima) sick?!"
"Don't interfere with the captain's operation and shut up."
Song Yuqi and Bai Lu were already nervous. After hearing Lin Yu's words, they reacted immediately.
Why do you need to identify yourself? Lin Yu, can you, crow-mouthed person, do it? Say something nice!
Yao pd: Hahaha, what nonsense is this!
Zhou Shen: I was a little nervous at first, but I was stunned by Lin Yu’s words.
"Ha ha ha ha! Lin Yu is too wicked! You dare to say anything to anyone! If I heard this on a plane, I would probably die without being able to close my eyes."
"Don’t worry, I’ve studied forensic medicine before. In a situation like this, as long as you don’t explode in the air and completely vaporize, as long as you have a little bone and flesh tissue, you can find out the eighteenth generation of your ancestors."
"Forehead.....Strange knowledge has been added"
"........"
Under the lens.
I saw the captain turning the left wheel, and the outer wheel turning the right wheel. The"helicopter" also bumped violently a few times.
"Successfully avoided the birds"
"Reply to the tower, we have successfully avoided the birds."
The captain almost laughed out loud. He has been a pilot for more than ten years and has never taken on such a ridiculous mission!
The Boeing 747 has become a Wuling Hongguang S1!
After hearing the captain's words again, Bai Lu and Song Yuqi breathed a sigh of relief.
"No more! It's so scary. Take the blindfold off for me. I want to see what's going on."
"Yeah! This blindfold is too scary, please open it for us."
Bai Lu and Song Yuqi then realized that not only had they tied themselves up with seat belts, but also their arms, and now they couldn't break free at all.
"OK!"
Seeing that the time was right
, Lin Yu also waved his hand towards the window.
The staff member smiled knowingly, nodded, and immediately lit a piece of plastic rubber and placed it against the crack of the window.
"This is...What is the taste?"
Song Yuqi tightened her little nose. After smelling something strange, her expression immediately became cautious and she said in panic.
"It seems like something is burning"
"Lin Yu, do you smell it?"
Bai Lu frowned and suddenly became stunned.
At an altitude of more than a thousand meters, you can smell the burning smell on the helicopter, and the result is naturally self-evident.
Birds!
It must have been the birds that just caused the helicopter engine. There was something wrong with the engine.
Both Bai Lu and Song Yuqi thought of this. It was completely logical. They had just narrowly escaped the birds and immediately smelled the pungent burning smell. There must be a connection.
"smelled....."
What is burning? hey-hey!
Of course I got excited!
Lin Yu just suggested to the program team that skydiving would be less interesting than an accident!
If they had followed the original rhythm, Bai Lu and Song Yuqi would definitely not have believed that such a ridiculous thing had happened. However, after being guided step by step by Lin Yu, their subconscious minds now completely believed that they were on a plane thousands of meters above sea level. In danger, in danger!
"Ringgit Tower Guaidongguaiwu (7075)"
"Height 3000 meters"
"Arrive at designated airspace"
"Engine failure found"
"Please give instructions."
Although the captain was calm and calm, he could clearly feel the urgency and a little uneasiness in his tone.
Of course, this was all in accordance with Lin Yu's request and in cooperation with the performance. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
"....." nice!
Lin Yu took the time to give a thumbs up to the captain with a smile, expressing his approval of the acting skills and lines.
The captain's acting skills alone can defeat a lot of cute little ones who wink at him.
Engine failure!!!
"ah! What should I do?!"
"Wuwuwuwu."
At this time, Bai Lu and Song Yuqi could no longer hold back.
After all, they were just girls in their twenties. Although their EQ and IQ were online, they were still afraid of life and death, and their inner defenses began to gradually collapse. The blindfold was almost soaked with tears!
Fans of Song Yuqi and Bai Lu in the live broadcast room stopped watching this scene.
"Damn it! Lin Yu, are you still a human being? My wife is almost crying when she shows up. It can have a show effect, but can you not go so far? report! Must report a wave of blue channels"
"I knew before that Lantai was reckless in producing variety shows, but I didn’t expect that they would make Yuqi’s wife cry just for the sake of ratings. I can only say that it won’t last long, and those who do unjust things will be killed!"
"And this Lin Yu, is he a psychopath? What kind of skill is it to bully a girl? It’s really disgusting the more you watch it, it’s so irritating to your eyes!"
"You guys are so worried! How much money do you make in a month? I am also concerned about the celebrities who have made tens of millions of dollars in recent years. People make money by doing shows. I think this kind of reality show is very good and there is no danger in it. If you can't bear it mentally, just go away and watch it. Let’s go to the brain-dead love TV series!"
"One mouthful, one wife! One mouthful, one wife! It’s hard to find a partner in real life, but Bai Lu and Song Yuqi used you people to protect them? The emperor is really not in a hurry to kill the eunuch!~"
"What qualifications do you have to laugh and criticize Lin Yu at the same time, so shameless? You spread your legs and want to take the chastity memorial, who gave you the courage?"
"I go! I have never seen anyone’s fans criticize someone so fiercely! Is this Lin Yin’s biggest fan?"
"........"
【Ding】
【Congratulations to the host: 100 iron powder has been activated】
【Die-hard fans will fight back with all their strength when the host is slandered]
Oh?
Lin Yu's heart moved. It turned out that this die-hard fan was helping him with public relations and public opinion. This was quite interesting!
"What should I do? Lin Yu"
"Woohoo! I don't want to die yet,"
Bai Lu and Song Yuqi Lihua pulled Lin Yu's lapels and cried excitedly.
At this moment, the two girls were completely confused. Without their backbone, they could only pin their hopes on Lin Yu beside them.
"Hula"
"Bang bang bang."
Before Lin Yu could say anything, the"cabin door" was opened, and with the influx of strong winds, the bodyguards in black also"parachuted" to save themselves!
"ah!"
"Our seat belts are still on! Why did these people run away first?"
"Help!"
"I don't want to die here."
Bai Lu and Song Yuqi broke down and said hysterically.
"It's okay, we have a captain"
"The captain has more than ten years of flying skills"
"And I will definitely not give up on everyone."
Lin Yu hurriedly comforted the two of them and signaled not to panic. He also raised his other hand and gestured to the captain."I'm sorry, everyone, please be safe! I'm going skydiving"
"Ah~"
After the captain finished speaking, he jumped from the driving seat of the van to the mat. He let out an echoing scream professionally, and then directly received the lunch! Did the captain skydive?!
Damn it!
Why did the captain still do it? Skydiving?
Song Yuqi: ???
Bai Lu: ???
Lin Yu: Hahahaha! This plot is brainless enough, but for these two girls who have no ability to think and are trapped in it, it is enough.
"Damn it! Did the captain just skydive?"
Bai Lu was so surprised that she cursed
"ah?"
Song Yuqi was also stupid, which means that her last glimmer of hope was gone!
"fine! Isn't it just a helicopter??"
"A little further to the side, I learned how to use tractors at Cuntou before. They are all machines. I should be able to give them a try!"
"good"
"It's all up to you, Lin Yu."
But just when Lin Yu leaned over, the binding ropes became a little looser.
Song Yuqi and Bai Lu broke free and took off their blindfolds. The surrounding situation, the blower, the lifting platform, and more than a dozen The staff outside the luxury car and the captain on the mat could all be seen through the car window.
Seeing the revelation, the staff of the Running Man program were so frightened that they took a few steps back.
"Yuqi, Bailu, let me tell you"
"The principles of helicopters and tractors are actually similar. They mainly control the direction and throttle."
"Just watch me hold up the building before it collapses, and turn the tide before it falls."
"......"
Lin Yu was still boasting unscrupulously, completely unaware that the two pairs of cold and bloodthirsty eyes behind him were staring at him with bright eyes.
"Is this helicopter fun?"
Bai Lu narrowed her eyes and murmured in a cold voice.
"Lin Yu, do you have any unfulfilled wishes in this life?"
Song Yuqi gritted her teeth and kneaded her little fists and all the muscles and bones in her body.
"???"
Lin Yu turned around and smiled lightly: Hehe! How naughty, why did the blindfold fall off! ?
"Yao pd's fate!"
"Are you just looking at me like this?"
The next moment, Lin Yu pushed open the car door, jumped up, used all the strength he could muster, and ran away!
Yao pd: Uh....See if there is a good coffin shop nearby! If not, hurry up and prepare for Lin Yu’s funeral!
Zhou Shen: What a pity! The relationship that has been cultivated with great difficulty is about to come to an end.
The live broadcast room was also full of laughter
"Ha ha ha ha! I have to say that Lin Yu was really handsome when he was clever, but he was also very embarrassed when he ran away!"
"I guess Bai Lu and Song Yuqi now have the heart to skin Lin Yu alive."
"Lin Yu: What's wrong with me? Didn’t you all come up with this yourself?"
"Hahaha! It's true, Lin Yu told Bai Lu and Yu Qi the truth, but who told these two girls that they didn't believe it at all?"
"Typical cleverness is mistaken for cleverness"
"Damn it! Still chasing? I have to say that Bai Lu and Yu Qi’s physical strength is really good."
"......."
【Ding】
【Congratulations to the host: the points for this round have reached the upper limit】
【10,000 bonus points】
【The current remaining points are 28,000 points].
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