"Ha ha ha ha! I knew that Lin Yu must have guessed it. This sentence made the captain, who was as stable as a mountain, completely confused."
"Yao Pd's plan is full of regrets now. It's better to stop it at the beginning and save some face. No matter how embarrassing it is now, there is no way to end it."
"The whole body was still gloating just now, but now it is like an eggplant beaten by frost, completely wilted. I am not laughing to death. The gap between people is too big! One was almost beaten to death by the program crew, and the other was almost played to death by the program crew, hahaha!"
"It's amazing. Not only can Lin Yu hear the sound of the blower and lift, but can he also smell the smell of gasoline in the engine? This sense of hearing and smell are so sensitive that they can even catch up with police dogs"
"Ha ha ha ha! Is there a Chinese teacher upstairs? This adjective is so powerful that it penetrates the back of the paper!"
"Lin Yu: Are you polite?"
"Police Dog: Are you polite?"
"Eh! Why did Lin Yu start chatting with the show team?"
"I can feel the atmosphere of a nest of snakes and rats working together while I lay down the screen."
"It’s over! It’s over this time! It seems that Yuqi’s wife and Bailu’s wife will be in bad luck next time!"
"......."
I saw in the camera that
Lin Yu really got along with the program team, turned the hostility into friendship, and seemed to be studying the next tactical countermeasures together.
"Lin Yu, what you mean is that it is difficult for girls to be deceived."
Yao PD's face darkened, and he was a little confused.
"Of course, girls are inherently delicate and suspicious, and look at the three girls in our men's team, which one is an ordinary person?"
After Lin Yu said this, everyone present nodded to express their approval.
Bai Lu can step by step from being an Internet celebrity and a graphic model to the big screen and in front of millions of people. In addition to the appreciation and recommendation of Director Yu Zheng, she must also She has keen insight and delicate judgment.
And anyone who has been in contact with Bailu can feel that this silly girl who looks silly and cute is actually very smart on the inside, with an"eight" understanding of right and wrong."Ninety-seven" is very thorough, but she often pretends to be stupid and shows weakness!
Song Yuqi belongs to the rarest among the young golden generation. She has a lot of good luck. She is in her early twenties, and her IQ and EQ are much higher than ordinary people. In addition, because he has been abroad all year round, he will definitely be wary of such tricks and tricks and take precautions!
Needless to say, Yang Ying, Lin Yu has no intention of playing tricks on her at all, let alone in this situation. Among these three girls, even in the entire domestic entertainment industry, few women can match Yang Ying's scheming.
They all started out as models. At that time, Yang Ying was just a backup dancer outside the spotlight at Jay Chou's concert, an unknown advertising model. Forget it, she can contact and capture the leader Huang Xiaoming through her wrist, and get countless resources in the circle. How can you say that this kind of person is stupid?
"so! To deal with girls, use their sixth sense"
"Girls will only believe the facts they discover and the world they create"
"Understand the applause! Lin
Yu nodded slightly and stood with his hands behind his back, pretending to be an elite mentor.
"Bang bang bang."
Hearing Lin Yu's words, the male staff present nodded in agreement, widened their eyes in unison, applauded in unison, and almost took out a pen and paper to write down Lin Yu's golden words.
This They are all precious wealth!
The live broadcast room was filled with excitement after hearing these words.
"Damn it! Listening to your words is worth ten years of reading! Lin Yu's idea is at least two versions ahead of this world."
"It seemed like I had it all figured out all of a sudden! Now I know how to get along with my girlfriend"
"What's the meaning? Why can’t I understand clearly?"
"don't know! Let’s look down! Suddenly I got a brain"
"......."
"Lin Yu, your idea is too brilliant!"
"Just do as you say."
Yao PD was full of praise and decisively decided: In terms of dirty tricks, it has to be Lin Yu!
Zhou Shen: This intrigue routine reminds me of an old friend, the female tutor who spins the chair!
"arrive"
""You two, be careful."
After being helped out of the van by the men in black, Bai Lu and Song Yuqi looked confused to the naked eye. They didn't know where they were tied.
"Why is there such a strong wind! Where is this?"
"Sister Bai Lu, I am Yuqi"
"You are here too"
"Lin Yu?"
"The three of us are here!"
In the camera, Bai Lu and Yu Qi were wearing blindfolds and being supported by men in black, while Lin Yu was holding weeds and loess and throwing them over the two girls' heads in a mean-spirited manner.
"Bah bah bah! You have eaten a mouthful of dirt and grass, sister Yuqi, please be careful."
Bai Lu spat out the sand in her mouth, bowed her body and said with difficulty against the strong wind.
"I'm okay. There doesn't seem to be any sand here, but the wind is strong. Come closer to me."
Song Yuqi stretched out her little hand and put it on her little head, and her little body was almost blown away by the wind.
Oh!
Don't worry about being in poverty. Even!?
You can't treat one favorably. Thinking of this, Lin Yu quickly ran to the other side and started throwing some weeds and loess at Song Yuqi's head.
"Bah bah bah! Sister Bai Lu, my area is also full of sand and weeds, so don’t come over here."
"Lin Yu, how are you doing there?"
Bai Lu and Song Yuqi wore blindfolds and shouted in the strong wind.
"Forehead..."
"There are more here."
Lin Yu lowered his head and saw half a bag of sand and weeds at his feet. There's nothing wrong with that, right?
"Hahahahaha! Lin Yu is too cheap, right?"
"How can you still chase others and spread sand!"
"Poof! I feel like Lin Yu is the Third Prince of Nezha and the King Kong Calabash Baby. Who can do this?"
"Lin Yu: Nonsense! It’s just the sand I’m throwing away, and you’re still asking me if there’s a lot of sand?"
"Song Yuqi: Why did you come just like you said? The sand comes so fast, like a tornado"
"Hahaha! It makes me laugh so hard, I'm already looking forward to the moment when Bai Lu and Yu Qi take off their blindfolds and burst into rage."
"........."
Seeing Lin Yu still throwing sand happily, Yao Pd and his whole body couldn't hold back anymore, laughing loudly.
In terms of overall work, it has to be Lin Yu, who looks like he is harmless to humans and animals, but does things that are harmful to nature and justice every day!
"I go! You almost blew me away just now."
Bai Lu patted her chest with lingering fear.
"yes! The wind is so strong, I feel like I'm going to be blown away."
Song Yuqi exhaled softly and said with a small face.
"Could it be that the program team sent us to Xiaomi Company?"
The three of them got on the Wuling"helicopter", Lin Yu gasped and said in a condensed voice.
"Why Xiaomi?"
"yes! What does this have to do with Xiaomi?"
Bai Lu and Song Yuqi, who were wearing blindfolds, had question marks written all over their little heads.
"Because Mr. Lei from Xiaomi once said that if you stand on the wind, a pig can fly."
"Get out! You are the pig"
"How long has this been? Are you still making such a cold joke? Aren’t you afraid of freezing the three of us to death?"
Bai Lu and Song Yuqi curled their lips and rebuked angrily.
"So where are we? Lin
Yu pretended to be panicked and asked curiously.
"Propeller noise from strong winds"
"Plus a confined and small space"
"We are most likely on a helicopter."
Bai Lu pursed her lips, thoughtfully.
"That's right! I've sat there before, and it felt like this."
Song Yuqi nodded in agreement.
"ah! impossible? How can we be on a helicopter?"
Lin Yu raised his brows and said suspiciously in a cadence.
"Definitely is"
"That's right! I'm 100% sure that this is on a helicopter."
Hearing the confident tone of the two girls, Lin Yu raised the corner of his mouth and secretly chuckled.
Taken the bait!
Doesn't this start to create a world?
Seeing this scene, the live broadcast The barrage suddenly exploded
"Damn it! It turns out that this is what Lin Yu meant. If it was directly said that this was on a helicopter, then Bai Lu and Song Yuqi relied on women's intuition, and their first reaction was to refute and doubt. Instead, after guidance, Bai Lu and Song Yuqi were allowed to determine the result themselves. No more rebuttal"
"Warnema! There is a kind of high-level psychological game. If I watch variety shows like this, I will temporarily take my brain out of the water tank."
"Hey! It looks good, this is so exciting, reverse guidance, this is such a high-end game!"
"You can draw inferences from one example. If your girlfriend doesn't let you spend the night with your brother, is it possible to cling to your girlfriend and make her bored to the point of kicking you out? It seems like you want to get closer, but actually you want to escape."
"Congratulations, brother, on your successful enlightenment! I perfectly understood what instructor Lin Yu taught!"
"I feel like Lin Yu really enlightened me when he said this. It’s best to do the opposite when dealing with girls in many things. Maybe it will have miraculous effects."
"........."(To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
Yao PD and Zhou Shen looked at the monitor, both showing expressions of sudden realization.
It turns out that this is what Lin Yu meant!
To deal with girls, use their sixth sense!
Girls will only believe the facts they discover and the world they create!
The two recalled what Lin Yu said just now, and now it seems that it is slowly beginning to come true!
Don't say it, really don't say it.
This wonderful method really breaks the rules, is unconventional and yet still realistic!
"Welcome to Linji General Aviation flight Guaidongguaiwu (7075)"
""I am the captain."
A sonorous and powerful voice came out again from the seat in the cab.
After hearing this, Bai Lu and Song Yuqi looked startled, frowned slightly, and began to become suspicious in their hearts.
After all, this is a variety show, not talking about anything. That's it! He must be questioning the identity of the captain.
Seeing the expressions of Bai Lu and Song Yuqi,
Yao PD was stunned. Just like what Lin Yu said, these two thoughtful girls had begun to become suspicious.
What should I do?
How about just taking off the blindfold!
What happened to Lin Yu just now has embarrassed the Running Man crew enough. No one can stand it if it happens again!
"I go! Looking at the expressions of Bai Lu and Yu Qi, they were already suspicious. It was just as Lin Yu expected. Girls' sixth sense is too scary."
"I'm already getting nervous. This is exactly the same as when my girlfriend asked me where I went last night!"
"I will probably interrogate the captain soon. I will carefully analyze every word and every sentence. I am so familiar with this scene!"
"......"
However, at the next moment, something unexpected happened to everyone
"Captain, I'm still a duck paw!"
"To tell you the truth"
"I'm a young daddy!"
Lin Yu didn't give Bai Lu and Song Yuqi any time to analyze and think, and just shouted back angrily............
"......."
The captain's mouth twitched: The words he just corrected weren't like these! ?
"fraud! Yao pd is so fussy, he definitely won’t be able to hire real crew members"
"Don’t think about it, everyone, there are helicopters! ? I guess this is a van"
"We have all been deceived by the program team,"
Lin Yu said confidently and confidently.
After hearing this, the Running Man program team and Yao PD were dumbfounded.
Crazy! How come you blew yourself up before others found out? ??
Isn’t it completely exposed by saying this?
"wrong! Lin Yu, maybe this is the real captain, maybe we are on the helicopter."
Bai Lu directly triggered the rebuttal system and argued.
"That's right! I also think this is all true. Lin Yu, you don’t understand girls’ sixth sense."
Song Yuqi nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and said with great certainty.
Yao pd: Can you ride on a horse?
Zhoushen: See you soon. ?
Running Man program team:???
Lin Yu: Isn’t it a girl’s sixth sense? I understand this very well!
The number of people in the live broadcast room soared to 20 million!
"Hey, let me go! Yes, everything is right. After Yuqi’s wife said these words, why did I feel goosebumps all over my body?"
"See it through! Both Bai Lu and Yu Qi's underwear were seen through by Lin Yu! It’s so exciting and brain-burning. The problem is that I can still understand it. It’s amazing!"
"Hahaha! Lin Yu understands girls very well. Like my girlfriend, no matter whether he makes an argument or a rebuttal or whether there is any reason to put it aside, he just wants to have a scene of confrontation."
"Too advanced! But when I heard Lin Yu say"I am a young father", I still couldn't help laughing."
"Captain: Good news, there’s another person on the family tree. Bad news, there’s an extra baby daddy."
"........."
Under the lens
"Height 3000 meters, report! Get ready to take off."
At this moment, the command from the airport tower radio sounded again.
""Lin Yu, don't talk, don't affect the captain's operation."
Bai Lu panicked and could clearly feel the turbulence of the helicopter as it took off. She hurriedly lectured Lin Yu sternly that the safety of these people's lives depended on the captain's control. In hand, these days, don’t mess with anyone but the driver!
"captain! Don't listen to his nonsense, this kid just likes to joke."
Song Yuqi hit Lin Yu next to her with her fist, and then echoed angrily.
That's it!
The identity of the captain has also been confirmed.
Now Bai Lu and Song Yuqi have silently confirmed it in their hearts.
Lin Yu also secretly high-fived the captain sitting in the front row, secretly chuckling.
"Damn it! I’ve learned that, making false claims in the east and attacking in the west, it’s all about concealing the truth. Why is this top artist still interested in the art of war? This is a bloodbath in domestic entertainment! ?"
"Ha ha ha ha! Lin Yu is so good at playing, but it's so mysterious. Do women really only believe what they perceive?"
"That's right! First of all, I am not a psychologist, but from Phillido's theoretical research, I found that women really believe in the world they have constructed, and are only willing to believe in the relationships they understand and the manifestations of things they see. This is why so many women Reason 3.1 for being called a perceptual animal. Of course, if anyone refutes it, just pretend that I didn’t say it. Anyway, I said it in the first sentence. I am not a psychologist."
"Damn it! What the hell are you doing here? Fortunately, I have read it word for word."
"However, it makes sense, otherwise why are most of the consumer groups girls? Just because of emotional impulse, as the saying goes, a girl will always have one less piece of clothing in her wardrobe. Doesn’t this mean she has to pay for her own mistakes?"
"Aren’t men the same? I paid for it just for the sake of it!"
"Damn it! Brother, you used this idiom very well, it was just a thought!"
"Hahaha! It’s over, why is my screen dirty again! So dirty!"
"Look, it’s interesting. Bai Lu and Song Yuqi are really a little scared!"
"........"
Under the camera, although Bai Lu and Song Yuqi were not trembling with fear, their beauty was still a little pale, and the atmosphere in the entire"cabin" began to become depressing.
"I feel a little weightless."
Bai Lu bit her lip, her face a little pale.
"Sister Bai Lu, I am too. I feel like I can’t breathe suddenly."
"Lin Yu, what about you?"
Song Yuqi clenched her fists with both hands and said anxiously.
"I'm okay."
Lin Yu kept his composure and quietly lowered his arm on the car window.
Nonsense!
Weightless? You can't breathe!
My buddy just rolled up the window of the"helicopter". This van was full of people. Not only was it weightless, but it might even be deprived of oxygen!
Seeing Lin Yu’s cool moves, the Running Man crew burst out laughing. It was the first time I saw the window of a helicopter and I had to rely on my hands. Shake! I can’t stop laughing!
No matter how alert these two girls are, they probably wouldn’t have imagined that Lin Yu has such a mastery.
Yao pd:"Hahaha! Around you, do you see it? It’s not that I’m targeting Lin Yu, it’s just that this kid is too cheap."
Zhou San said:"A terrible opponent and a favorite teammate!".
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