Hogwarts: What bad intentions could a little badger have?

Sirius held the parchment in front of him tightly.

"Black, are you sure... after I send this letter, she won't throw me into Azkaban for harassing a high-ranking official of the Ministry of Magic?"

Black grabbed the parchment on Sirius's desk, "Don't worry, she won't! As long as she receives your letter, she will toss and turn, and even dream about you! It won't be long before she falls in love with you again! And I will help you pay the fine."

"You... you didn't lie to me, did you? Black... maybe... maybe she had a nightmare?" Sirius said nervously.

After Black's persuasion and Harry's fanning the flames, the iron-willed Sirius finally couldn't escape the law of true love and was fooled into writing a love letter...

"Give it to me! Now that you've made up your mind, why are you still shrinking?" Black snatched the parchment in front of Sirius. "You, you were always fearless before, didn't you? Why did you lose your temper when you met Amelia? It seems that you must have done a lot of excessive things to her before."

Sirius began to shake his head, "Don't talk nonsense, I didn't do anything excessive..."

But his eyes were erratic, and even Harry could see that his godfather was not sincere.

"Don't you hate you so much?" Black said relentlessly. "I tell you, the more people hate you now, the more you hurt them in the past! In other words, you have to pay more energy and cost~ to make it work."

Sirius wanted to say something, but suddenly, he saw Black holding a magic wand and casting a spell on the parchment...

"What...what are you doing?" Sirius suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.

"Oh, this is a little magic of my transformation." Black said excitedly.

"A little magic of transformation? No! You are making a Howler letter!" Sirius was shocked.

Now Amelia wants to throw him into Azkaban, and she is still sending him a Howler letter? This is simply asking for too much life!

"I said it was transformation...As long as it is properly transformed, a Howler letter can also become a loving confession letter!" Black said, and finally poked the letter with his magic wand.

“Swish!”

The letter paper suddenly floated up and formed the shape of a mouth.

Sirius said in horror: “I won’t record a Howler for you!”

The method of making a Howler, apart from a series of spells, is actually similar to recording a loud speaker.

After the recording is completed, it can be sent out and then played with a huge sound…

So, Sirius waved his hands repeatedly after seeing the letter paper in the shape of a mouth.

“I told you it’s not a Howler… This is a love letter.” Black checked the “Howler” letter.", while explaining.

"But... I didn't say anything in the letter... I wouldn't agree to say anything in the letter!"

A yelling letter, without recording, won't work. When Sirius thought of this, he was immediately certain.

"I know you're shy, so... why would I need you..." Black smiled and waved his wand.

Then Sirius felt that he was fixed in place, unable to speak or move...

After controlling Sirius, Black cleared his throat and pointed his wand at his throat.

Then, Sirius's voice came out of Black's mouth.

"Dear Amelia..."

Sirius's scalp exploded all of a sudden!

He finally understood what Black meant by this. What is this guy going to do... Considering the current time, Amelia might be in a meeting, and this letter will most likely appear in front of Amelia...

Although the high-ranking officials of the Ministry of Magic have ways to avoid receiving howler letters, but... the sender is Black... How can those people in the Ministry of Magic stop Black's methods?

A picture appeared in Sirius' mind...

A letter was floating in front of Amelia, and then her own voice came out, saying the confession words that were so disgusting...

At that time, Amelia might be sitting next to other high-ranking officials of the Ministry of Magic, or other employees of the Ministry of Magic... The user can imagine it with his toes. At that time, Amelia must have wanted to kill him...

Sirius tried to put himself in Amelia's shoes and think about what he would do if he were in Amelia's shoes...

...Amelia would definitely come to kill him herself! And bring the Aurors from the entire Auror Office with her! After tying him up and taking him back to the Ministry of Magic, she would torture him with the Cruciatus Curse for days and nights, and then throw him into Azkaban, or just grab a few Dementors and treat him as a sumptuous dinner...

Sirius' eyes became gray, "It's over, goodbye, this world, my life, no regrets... Oh, maybe there are still some things I regret..."

At this time, Black had recorded the letter he had instructed Sirius to write in a passionate voice into the confession letter.

Sirius watched helplessly as he put the letter into the envelope, and then asked Harry's owl Hedwig to deliver it to Amelia...

Sirius even saw Black cast a spell on Hedwig, and said that with this magic, no one could stop you...

After everything was over, Black removed the magic from Sirius.

"Hehe..." Sirius laughed like a living dead, and his face was even paler than the Inferi. He took the parchment and quill from the table.

"Sirius...what's wrong with you?" Harry asked his godfather nervously.

"Nothing, Harry, you can do it yourself in the futureYou should live well, and your godfather may not be able to accompany you in the future..."

Then Harry saw Sirius write the word "suicide note" on the top of the parchment...

"Sirius, do you really want to do that?" Black pouted.

"Really? Do you know that if you do this, Amelia will definitely come to bury me in person..." Sirius said angrily.

"Of course I know! Maybe she will hang you up and beat you for three days and three nights before burying you." Black said.

Sirius stared and said, "Then why do you still do this?"

"This is a necessary step!" Black said angrily, "Only in this way will she come to you in anger, otherwise, your letter will be thrown into the trash without even reading it!"

"But...but what's the point of this? Even if her attention is attracted by me, but your letter is also a mockery... I... I will be miserable!" Sirius almost cried.

"Miserable? That's right! Aren't you miserable enough now?"

"What... what do you mean?"

"First of all, you are bound to be beaten!" Black said.

"..." Sirius was confused by what Black said, "Why... why do I have to be beaten?"

"Beating is to vent her anger! You abandoned her for so many years, getting beaten and letting her vent, isn't it right?"

Sirius was silent for a while, then sighed, "Should..."

"People are like this, they need to vent their emotions... She beats you up, and she vents her anger, maybe she can calm down and talk to you."

Sirius said: "Talk to her after being beaten? Hiss... it seems to make sense..."

"Bullshit! You are trying to reason with a woman? You don't even know how to write the word death!"

"Ah? Then you just said..."

"I mean, after she beats you up, she might tell you... her reason!" Black emphasized the word "she".

Sirius looked at Black in astonishment, "Then... then what?"

"Then... didn't I just say that you are already miserable? Women... especially Hufflepuffs like Amelia, definitely have great compassion! When the time comes, after you have been beaten up silently, you can start to play the victim! When she feels pity for you, it will be your good chance!"

"Play the victim? I... how can I play the victim? I am not miserable at all. "Sirius didn't quite understand.

Although he was a little miserable before, he was still very happy now. His brother came back. Although he was still arrogant as before, at least they were reconciled. He also started his own business and was often with his godson. Except when James was still alive, there was no happier life than now. So, he didn't feel miserable at all, so how could he play the victim?

"You are not miserable?" Black began to pinchHe raised his finger, "My best friend died tragically, and I was wrongfully imprisoned for more than ten years..."

"That's all in the past."

"Don't be impatient! Listen to me!" Black continued, "My best friend died tragically, and I was wrongfully imprisoned for more than ten years. You finally cleared your name and saved your brother, but you didn't expect that your brother would not be grateful to you, and you were kicked out by your brother and had to live in the Muggle community..."

"Ah?" Sirius was stunned, "No..."

But his words were blocked by a look from Black.

Black continued, "You were kicked out by your brother, and you were alone. You wanted to find your godson to live with you, but your godson would rather live with your hated uncle and aunt than live with you!"

Harry opened his mouth in astonishment. He wanted to refute that it was not that he didn't want to live with his godfather, but that Dumbledore didn't allow him to leave his aunt's house... But he didn't dare to interrupt Black.

Black continued, "You had no choice but to live next to your godson's aunt's house in a shameless way, trying to win the favor of your godson, but your godson still ignored you. Although he sometimes had to come to your house as a guest, he was not even willing to stay at your house for even one night!"

·· ····Please give me flowers·· ···

"You were lonely, and thought of your old love that you gave up because of friendship. So one day you started to visit with flowers, hoping to rekindle your old love, but you didn't expect to be driven out, and the flowers were thrown on your head. You were laughed at by everyone, and your dignity was trampled on..."

Sirius was stunned, "You...are you really talking about me?"

"You are."

"Is it me?"

"Just say whether it's miserable or not?" Black asked back.

"It's so miserable... I almost couldn't hold back my tears... But you're not talking about me at all!"

"No! He could be you!" Blake said firmly.

Harry whispered, "Why do I feel like I'm reading Rita Skeeter's article when I hear you say these words..."

"That's not important! It's just a bit of media writing... What really matters is that what I said above is true! Look, your brother was rescued, and then, did you move out? Did you move to the Muggle community, and move next door to Harry? Does Harry still live with his aunt every day? Did you take flowers to ask for reconciliation? Were you chased back by flowers thrown on your head?"

Sirius was stunned, "It seems... it is..."

Although the reason is not as bad as Black said, the result is not much different...

..... ... .......

Black patted Sirius on the shoulder and said, "So... you are so miserable, and you still can't do anythingStiring Amiia, such a kind of mercy in Herchipkic's heart? "| = |" I understand! " Step, and then sell it honestly. ”

According to the reports from his huge intelligence network in the Ministry of Magic, after Amelia drove Sirius away this morning, she was distracted at least 35 times in the meeting for most of the day, and was in a daze for at least ten minutes during the lunch break. Among them, she looked at the green plants on the desk for three minutes, looked out the window for two minutes, and looked at the blank parchment on the desk with a tangled expression for five minutes...

It can be seen that Amelia is not as determined as she said... She must have some special feelings for Sirius.

...

Ministry of Magic, meeting room.

Amelia was stunned...

Not only her, but also Fudge, Scrimgeour... and dozens of other senior officials in the meeting room were stunned.

Because in such a serious meeting, Amelia, the director of the Law Enforcement Department, was still speaking. , suddenly received a "howler letter".

This howler letter was opened directly... Even an experienced Auror like Scrimgeour, the head of the Auror Office, could not stop it from opening. There was no way to isolate the sound of this howler letter...

Then... "Sirius"'s gentle voice resounded throughout the conference room... Even penetrating the originally soundproof conference room...

Five minutes later, people realized that this howler letter was actually an alternative love letter...

After everyone listened to it with pins and needles, everyone's eyes turned to Amelia, who was looking livid.

At this time, Amelia had become murderous, and Fudge couldn't help but sit a little further away.

Seeing that no one was talking, Fudge had to break the silence himself.

"Ahem... Amelia, do you need help? Sirius is really going too far..."

Before Fudge finished speaking, the Howler Letter started to burn in the air, and then, from the ashes, a large bag of gold Galleons fell out... It looked quite heavy!

There was a note on the bag, with large fonts clearly stating that this was the fine Sirius had prepared long ago...

Fudge shut up immediately, but of course, he was very happy in his heart.

Oh, it's just a letter, but you still bring things... I won't do it again!

Amelia stood up silently, "Sorry, Mr. Minister, I may need to go out to deal with my personal affairs."

"Of course! Ahem... Do you need help?"

"No!"

Amelia stood up with her wand in hand.Walk out.

Fudge looked at her back and was already mourning for Sirius in his heart.

"For the sake of gold Galleons, may Merlin protect you... I will mourn for you, my friend..." again.