Hogwarts: What bad intentions could a little badger have?

Amelia Bones was getting ready to go out.

As the head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, busyness was the theme song of her daily life.

She took the wizard hat on the hanger by the door and opened the door.

Today's schedule was very tight. She had a lot of things to do. There were five meetings alone, and she had to report to Fudge in the morning...

However, when she hurriedly opened the door, she slammed it shut again.

"Are you awake? I think I saw something dirty..."

Amelia hesitated and tried to open the door again.

Sirius was wearing a suit and holding a bouquet of flowers, standing at the door, with what he thought was the most perfect smile on his face...

When he saw Amelia appear again, Sirius smiled and wanted to speak first.

But at this moment...

"Funny!"

Amelia pulled out her wand and decisively chanted a spell at Sirius.

Then the scene fell into silence for a few seconds.

"Uh... Amelia, do you think I'm a Boggart? Wait! I appearing in front of you like this is actually your biggest fear?" Sirius said incredulously.

"Oh my God, you're actually real!" Amelia looked at Sirius with a little disgust. "What are you doing here? And you're dressed so disgustingly..."

"Hey! Amelia, is this what old classmates should say when they meet? Shouldn't you invite me in for a cup of tea first, and then talk slowly?" Sirius said helplessly.

"Sorry, I'm busy. If you have anything to say, it's best to say it here." Amelia had no intention of letting Sirius in at all.

"Uh... or let's talk inside..." Sirius said stammeringly.

"I'm really busy! Sirius... and, didn't you say that you don't need me at all? Why are you still looking for me?"

"I..." Sirius was blushing.

"You'd better state your purpose right now. I'll only give you one minute! God... I just hope I can catch up with the meeting with the minister later..."

Looking at Amelia's scrutinizing eyes, Sirius couldn't say a word of what he wanted to say.

"I...I...sorry for disturbing you...I'm leaving. Just pretend I've never been here."

Sirius couldn't say it in the end, so he turned around and left.

At the same time, he couldn't help cursing himself in his heart. Running Gorgon! What am I doing? ! You knew the result would be like this, and you guessed it! Why did you come here to be scolded? Sirius! You must have messed up your brain in Azkaban!

However, Sirius didn't mean to blame Amelia. After all, he was the one who did her wrong in the beginning.

"Stop!" Amelia's angry shout came from behind, and Sirius was so scared that his body trembled.

Sirius smiled bitterly and turned back, asking a little guilty: "Why...What's wrong?"

"You just turned around and left? You look the same as before! You can't solve the problem and start to escape! I really... forget it..." Amelia pushed open the door of her house and turned to walk in.

Sirius noticed that she didn't close the door? He hesitated for a moment, but still turned around and followed Amelia in.

Amelia took off her hat and put it on the table. "There is no tea, but there is still some cold water. Do you want it?"

"Uh...then have some cold water..." Sirius said in a low voice.

Amelia glared at him, then turned around and poured him a cup of hot black tea.

"Thank you...I know you are kind-hearted and a very good..."

"Are you going to talk about it or not?" Amelia interrupted Sirius's flattery.

"Ahem, sorry... Ahem! "Sirius was so frightened that he choked on a mouthful of tea and coughed continuously.

Amelia frowned and poked Sirius' throat with her wand, and the latter's expression immediately became much more normal.

"What's the matter, hurry up and say it, I'm not kidding you just now, I'm really busy! Now I'm almost late!" Amelia urged.

Originally Sirius was still hesitating about how to slowly move the topic closer to the direction he wanted, but after being urged by Amelia, his sense of proportion was immediately messed up.

"I... I came here today to ask you if you can be my wife..." As soon as Sirius finished speaking, he was stunned.

Fuck! Although there is such a meaning, why did you say it directly? Sirius, your brain is really messed up by the Dementors!

"Are you kidding me? "Amelia looked at Sirius with a sullen face. "You played tricks on me once more than ten years ago, and you want to play tricks on me again now? I am not the little girl who knew nothing more than ten years ago! Now I am the Director of the Law Enforcement Department of the Ministry of Magic! Do you believe that I can make up a few more charges for you at any time and throw you back to Azkaban? ! For example, harassing senior officials of the Ministry of Magic!"

After being silent for several seconds again, Sirius risked his life.

He said softly: "No... You won't, Amelia... Lupin told me that when I was in prison, you were the only one who didn't believe that I would betray my friends, and you were the only one who was still searching for evidence to clear my name... I am really grateful to you, Amelia... You will never..."

"Don't tell me this!" Amelia said coldly: "I wish you would rot in Azkaban! ”

“I know, you are just saying that in anger… How could you want me to rot in Azkaban?”

When Sirius was imprisoned, Amelia did a lot of things to try to prove Sirius’ innocence, including asking Lupin and other former friends of Sirius about the situation. That’s why Lupin knew about it.

But at that timeAmelia was a weak person at that time, and Sirius' imprisonment became an irreversible outcome under the general trend.

"Of course I know you won't betray your friends. Do you know why I am so sure? Because you are a bastard who can give up everything for your so-called friends, how could you betray..." Amelia paused and took a few deep breaths. It was obvious what Sirius had given up.

"Don't talk about the past anymore. If this is what you came here to say to me today, I can only say that you can go back. What is lost is lost, forever lost!"

Sirius looked at her dejectedly, "Amelia... I..."

"Enough, I was so stupid today that I actually let you in and talked to you for so long... Remember, Sirius, I am not your obedient dog!"

"I will not be kicked away by you when you don't need me, and when you need me again, I will wave my hand and come back to you again!"

"Leave my house now, immediately, right now!"

Sirius stood up in shame.

In fact, it was just as Amelia said. If it wasn't for Black telling her to find a wife before adopting Rebecca, maybe she would never look for Amelia again in her life...

Looking for someone when she needs him, kicking her away when she doesn't... Well, Sirius himself felt that he was a scumbag. How could someone like him expect others to forgive him?

To be honest, Sirius was a little regretful now. He regretted that he didn't care about anything in order to hang out with James and the others... Well... Thinking about it this way, maybe if he wasn't so familiar with James at the beginning, maybe he wouldn't have trusted Peter Pettigrew and caused the death of James and his wife?

Sirius walked out of Amelia's house with a red face.

"Take your things away!"

"Pop!" A bouquet of flowers was hit on his head...

Sirius walked back in despair with his wilted bouquet of flowers. Then his face froze quickly.

Because he saw a familiar person at the intersection, who was looking at him and laughing.

"Black? Why... why are you here?" Sirius asked guiltily.

"Oh! Please! I know I can watch a good show, of course I won't miss it!" Black said with a smile.

"Is it funny? And... did you hear everything? Were you in the house just now?" Sirius stared at Black with wide eyes.

"First, it's funny, and second, I'm outside the house, but... Director Bones' voice is very loud, I don't want to hear it, but I can't! In addition, Director Bones's throwing flowers just now was really accurate!" Black said with a smile.

"..." Sirius looked around guiltily.

Sure enough, he immediately saw that there were many people in the houses around him secretly watching him from the windows...

Then SiriusXing's face turned red.

"Maybe tomorrow's Daily Prophet will have a front-page headline!" Black coughed twice, cleared his throat, and then said: "I have thought of the content, shocking! The Director of the Law Enforcement Department encountered a mysterious person's courtship! According to reliable sources, the suitor is the former wanted criminal Sirius Black! It is reported that Mr. Black has always been a playboy before he was imprisoned..."

"Enough, enough..." Sirius jumped to his feet and tried to cover Black's mouth.

Don't think that Black just said a few words casually, maybe tomorrow... No! Tonight's Daily Prophet will really report it like this!

After all, Amelia is not an ordinary person. She is the director of the Law Enforcement Department and a high-ranking official of the Ministry of Magic. I am not an ordinary person either. This is really newsworthy...

Sirius finally left the wizard community where Amelia Bones lived with his face covered.

And Black, who was gloating over Sirius' misfortune, was swiping treasure chests like crazy here, almost pulling Sirius bald.

...

No. 5 Privet Drive.

Black was sitting on Sirius' big sofa, watching TV happily.

And Sirius... is still staying in his room and refuses to come out. He still needs to recover for a long time...

Harry was looking at Black with gossipy eyes at this time. He was really curious about what happened to his godfather this time, but he didn't know how to ask.

However, Black would never let Harry down. Sure enough, Black spoke.

"Harry, you must be curious about what happened just now?"

"Yeah!" Harry nodded wildly.

"Oh... This is a love-struck girl and a heartless scumbag... It's not a very romantic story. I don't know if the scumbag will let me tell it."

Black's voice was a little loud, so loud that Sirius couldn't ignore it at all.

"Bang!" Sirius ran out angrily, "Black, do you think I dare not kick you out?"

"Well... Harry, it seems that your godfather doesn't want me to tell it. God, he wants to kick me out..."

"Okay... Black, I know I'm in a bad mood now... But, don't say it anymore, please..." Sirius was numb.

"Alas... all this is caused by you..." Black said, "People always have to pay a price for their mistakes."

"Okay... you're right, Black." Sirius sat down on the sofa weakly, "I really have no other choice now, otherwise... I'll use magic, just use a Confusion Charm to confuse the Muggles in the orphanage..."

"I said... you just give up?" Black looked at Sirius with a sharp look.

"You... what do you mean?"

"You know what I mean, you just give up and continue to be with Amelia.Bones and I will continue our relationship?" Black said with a smile.

"I said, I didn't say anything about Amelia before... Well, let's not talk about the past... Now, you saw how I was criticized this morning. What else can I do if I don't give up?"

"Oh... Sirius, didn't you say that you were a lover in Hogwarts? You could receive at least seven or eight love letters a day. Can't you see it at all?" Black asked in surprise.

"What can I see? I can see that Amelia hates me now... Merlin, when we first met, she actually thought I was a Boggart..." Sirius said dejectedly.

Harry couldn't help but interrupt: "Wait, who is that Amelia you are talking about?"

Black immediately became energetic and came to Harry's side and said: "Amelia Bones! That's Susan Bones' aunt. She's the head of the Law Enforcement Department of the Ministry of Magic! She has a lot of power. For example, if she wants, she can even throw someone back into Azkaban..."

"Black..." Sirius protested feebly.

"So, when Sirius was in school, she was one of the people he dated?" Harry asked excitedly.

"Harry! The phrase 'people he dated' is so accurate! It fits Sirius's scumbag attributes perfectly!" Black said.

"Nonsense! What do you mean by 'people he dated'? I only dated one..." Sirius immediately shut up.

But it was too late...

"So... Sirius, you really dated Amelia Bones before?" Harry asked curiously.

"Okay! Okay! I admit it! After James started dating Lily, he spent less time with us... You know, Lupin is usually a dull guy, and that rat... can only flatter... So, I suddenly became bored... Then... Then I thought about having a relationship... Of course, I talked about it secretly..." Sirius' face was red as if he had just drunk a barrel of whiskey.

"But! I have only dated her from beginning to end! I am not like someone! He has a bunch of girlfriends! I think someone is more like a scumbag!" Sirius looked at Black meaningfully.

"Well, I know you are talking about me, Sirius, but... I am different from you. I will not flirt and run away. I am like a central air conditioner, giving them my love equally... Who makes them all my wings?"

"What air conditioner? Forget it... You really have no right to say that I am a scumbag! "Sirius said angrily.

"Don't be angry, Sirius..." Black put his arm around Sirius's shoulders, "You know my experience, so you must know that I am experienced in these things... So, how about I help you?"

"What...what?"

"Of course, I will help you to successfully eat gigolo!"

SiriusLangxing jumped up, "Even if I starve to death! I will jump down from here and die! I won't live off others!".