Chen Ang can be said to have explained the immortals and Buddhas in this world clearly and clearly.
Not to mention how correct it is, but at least it contains private goods!
It is often Chen Ang's simple language that can reveal his advanced blackness.
Countless people laughed.
At this time, it was seen that the picture was accompanied by stunned monkeys...
Chen Ang shook his head, sighed and said:"You can't do this. Even if you are lucky enough to become an immortal, you will still offend your colleagues, be framed, or offended. Tian Tiao, the fate of a trip to the Immortal Immortal Platform is to go to the human world and practice for decades! I think you have more than three hundred years of life, and you still have more than half of it. You should go to the human world to be an official for a hundred years, and treat the gods in the sky. The various dojos in the mortal world have been arranged, let’s find an opportunity to go up there!"
After saying this, Sun Wukong was confused, and the twists and turns made him dizzy.
What kind of officialdom in heaven, what kind of experience in the mortal world, he is so confused that he doesn’t know what it means!
He followed Chen Ang up the mountain in a daze.
The monkey knew he had arrived.
However, I couldn't be happy at all.
He saw that there was still a boy standing at the door, but did not come forward. He just grabbed Chen Ang's clothes and asked,"That boy is very handsome and accompanying the gods. Could he become an immortal?"
Chen Ang looked at it, and with just one glance, he said After seeing through the boy's past and present life, and seeing through everything about him, he immediately shook his head and said:"The secular bones are not reborn. In the future, he will just be a Taoist priest with some skills, but he will not become an immortal!"
After hearing this, the monkey stepped forward and asked directly:"Has troubled the immortal." Tongzi……"
Before he could finish speaking, the boy immediately said seriously:"Are you the one who came to visit the Tao? Why did you keep me waiting for so long? Come with me to see the ancestor!" After saying that, he reached out to catch the monkey.……""770"
However, the monkey took a step back and said,"I am here to learn about immortality. Dare I ask the fairy boy, can you become an immortal?""
"What nonsense are you talking about? The fairy boy said displeasedly:"My ancestor's magical power is greater than that of gods, but you, a hozen who visits Taoism and practices, also want to become a fairy?" Miraculous powers are easy to obtain, but righteousness is hard to find...are you still in?"
"Don't panic, don't panic……"
The monkey listened to the boy's words and understood instantly. He had no respect for the boy anymore. He took a few steps back and went to Chen Ang. He immediately knelt down and worshiped:"Please tell me from the ancestors. I was born without a father." Mother's time, right?"
Chen Ang remained silent, just closed his eyes and looked at the sky!
The monkey begged and asked Chen Ang for advice.
"You are an unborn wild monkey who has never made friends with heroes from all over the world!"
"He is not a guest of Dragon Palace either! And you have no connection with the heavenly soldiers and generals. The real immortals in the three caves are not familiar with you, and the stars in the sky have never been close to you!"
"I have never burned incense to worship the Buddha!"
"He has never had anything to do with Yama!"
"In past and present lives, no one can be related to gods.……"
"Difficult, difficult……"
"How can you become a god with such a heel? Have you achieved positive results through cultivation?"
"It's better to learn some skills, gather in the mountains and forests, raise flags to rebel, and wait for Zhao'an!"
The words made the monkey cry bitterly, and the more he listened, the sadder he felt.
He sobbed, choked, and cried. He pulled his sleeves to wipe his tears again, and hurriedly asked:"This is the best way to live forever. He has no chance with me, so he has no choice but to be born by himself, and he only seeks that inferior art of immortality! Let me ask the Patriarch, how can a disciple seek for the lowest form of immortality? Chen
Ang counted with his fingers and immediately said with a smile:"This inferior art of immortality is also the simplest and easiest to cultivate. Just so you know, in this vast world of three mountains and five mountains, there are many monsters who practice the art of immortality. It's nothing more than some paths that absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and defeat the essence of the sun and moon. If you go wandering in the mountains and take refuge with an accomplished demon, it's not difficult to get taught!"
The monkey frowned and considered, and then asked:"Then, can we live forever? Chen
Ang shook his head:"Like that adobe brick at the kiln head, it looks like it, but it can't withstand the wind and rain!" The monkey scratched his ears and cheeks, and hurriedly asked for advice:"What is Yaotou adobe?""
Chen Ang said:"It is easy to live forever, but it goes against the common sense of life and death. Therefore, every five hundred years, heaven and earth will come to kill you. In the first five hundred years, there will be a thunder disaster from the sky. You need to understand your heart and see your nature. , avoid in advance! If you can escape, you will be free for another five hundred years! Can't hide, it's ashes!"
"In the next five hundred years, a fire will fall from the sky to burn you. This fire is neither ordinary fire nor Yang fire, but a yin fire that cuts bones and burns the internal organs. Burning to Niwan Palace is extremely dangerous! If you can escape it, you will be free for another five hundred years!"
"In the third five hundred years, there will be a wind that pierces you. This wind is not the ordinary warm wind, nor the cold wind from the north, but a wind that blows from the fontanel into the six organs, then passes through the Dantian, and enters the body. Nine orifices, at that time, the bones and flesh will disappear, and the body will know its solution!"
"These three disasters are not easy to live with! In the secular world, you often hear that there are thunderbolts from the clear sky that kill strange beasts in the mountains. It is the fairy who cannot escape the three disasters, and hundreds of years of hard work in practice are reduced to ashes in one day! Sad, deplorable! Therefore, this goblin's magic of immortality is made of adobe. It seems to be something like that, but when it is beaten by wind and rain, it turns into mud and has no end.
!"
At this time, after hearing Chen Ang's explanation, the monkey's eyelids were beating wildly, and he felt frightened.
He repeatedly begged:"Teacher, how can I bear to see every result of my disciple...I don't want to practice this immortality, I don't want to practice it! Please teach me a method to avoid disasters and achieve immortality, so that I can avoid the three disasters and have a chance to achieve success." A chance to achieve success!"
Chen Ang smiled and said,"I also know this technique to avoid the three disasters... but……"
As he spoke, Chen Ang changed the topic, looked at the fairy boy, and said with a smile:"Why do you bother begging me? Look at that fairy boy, he has received Subhuti's decree and is waiting for you at this door. Obviously, That Subhuti has the heart to cultivate you! He has the art of transformation. One transformation is one life, the thirty-six heavens are thirty-six lives! The seventy-two evil spirits are seventy-two lives, and the three disasters are How many lives can it cost you? What can I do to you?"
Upon hearing this, the monkey was stunned, and he subconsciously turned to look at the fairy boy.
But he saw that the fairy boy frowned, obviously dissatisfied with him.
The monkey couldn't help but cry secretly. He didn't even bow to the door wall, but he hated this senior brother first. If he bowed to the door wall, how could he be as good as him?
He looked at Chen Ang's face again, but what he saw was that Chen Ang's face was as calm as water, with no indication of likes or dislikes.
After all, he is also a smart stone monkey, born with intelligence. When he saw Chen Ang's expression, he suddenly felt blessed and hurriedly bowed and said:"I don't bother two masters, even though the great magic power of Patriarch Subhuti is a true immortal, but he He didn’t give me any guidance! But the founder taught me sincerely and he is a master of the Tao. Why should I abandon the near and seek the far away? I ask the founder to show mercy and enlighten his disciples!"
Chen Ang looked at the monkey with some humor:"You slutty monkey, Do you know how much of an opportunity you have missed? Patriarch Subhuti has three thousand disciples, but few of them have received the true teaching. Now, he has sent people to collect you, and I am sure you will get the true teaching in the future! You have gained favor, I will block him again At the door, it was as if I had intercepted his disciple. How would it be appropriate to tell anyone about this?"
"Moreover, this Patriarch Subhuti is also a rare powerful person in the three realms, but he is unwilling to reveal his own identity. After you learned the skills from him, although you are not allowed to reveal your birth and cannot borrow power, it is still remarkable. Opportunity!"
"I'll make my words clear and you can think about it carefully so that you don't regret it later and embarrass me!"
Chen Ang said it clearly and clearly!
First of all, he did not belittle the Bodhi Patriarch and said that the Bodhi Patriarch was a powerful person.
However, the Bodhi Patriarch could not be used as a backer, but could only be a mentor who preached and received his karma.
But Subhuti's true biography is not something that ordinary people can compare with.
It's just that... the monkey is more clever.
He knew that he had hated the Patriarch Bodhi by hesitating and refusing to follow the boy.
He didn't know the reason, but he thought , in this case, Patriarch Bodhi will definitely not support him.
Instead of doing this, it is better to worship Chen Ang.
He immediately said:"I won’t change, I won’t change! Please take me in, teacher!"
As soon as he said these words, he already expressed his intention.
At this time, a faint sigh came from the Sunset Moon Three-Star Cave.
Immediately, a golden light flew out from the cave.
Chen Ang pinched the thing as a novice It fell into the palm of his hand. When he took a closer look, it turned out to be a golden Bodhi seed.
He smiled slightly, looked at the monkey and said:"You are a monkey, this is a good opportunity. Although you have abandoned the Bodhi Patriarch, he still pities you." You have great qualifications, and you are giving me a Bodhi seed. You are pitiful for the poor, and you are a bad person to your neighbors. You have no shame in staying in Lingtai Fangcun Mountain!"
These words were obviously said to the Patriarch Bodhi.
Of course, all the words he said to the monkey before were also said to the Patriarch Bodhi.
Now looking at it, it is obvious that all the previous conversations between him and the monkey were attributed to the Patriarch Bodhi. In the ears.
This is also normal. After all, it was heard by the Bodhi Patriarch in Lingtai Fangcun Mountain. He had already made up his mind!
And now, Chen Ang directly handed the golden Bodhi seed in his hand to the monkey. (Read the Baoshuang novel, Go to Feilu Novel Network!)
This bodhi seed is naturally for monkeys.
Not for him.
Immediately, Chen Ang spoke again:"It's not impossible to accept you, but I have to make it clear that I will live forever. There are several kinds of techniques, I will tell you and you will judge yourself! If you don’t learn the ordinary method of breathing in the aura of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon, I also know the art of change, but there are only nine changes. However, this art of change does not take the shape of animals, but changes in the universe! There are five innate Taoists, and the number is five. I will take nine of them, and I can give you nine lives!"
When the monkey heard this, it was much different from the thirty-six and seventy-two changes........
But where does he have any choice now?
One life can last five hundred years, and these nine lives will last 4,500 years!
At least, it seemed enough. The monkey immediately said:"I am willing to learn, I am willing to learn! My disciple is willing to learn!""
"Wait a minute!
Chen Ang said:"Let me explain clearly, the pros and cons, and the hidden dangers!""
The monkey immediately stopped talking and listened quietly to Chen Ang's story.
As he listened, Chen Ang said:"Although this transformation technique can avoid three disasters, it is illegal immortality and has endless hidden dangers!"
Illegal immortality?
What the hell is this?
Chen Ang said with a smile:"In this world, in addition to the nature of heaven and earth, there are also heaven and earth mountains that take care of you. If you don't leave your name in the immortal book, you have to determine your life and death in the book of life and death. Even if you escape three Disasters, but without immortality, it does not mean you have achieved positive results. Without positive results, you still have a life span. When your life span is up, the King of Hell will send an imp to get you! By then, who will care whether you live forever or not? This is called illegal immortality! If you don't become an immortal, you will just live an ignoble existence, which will be very embarrassing!"
"This, this, this……"
The monkey scratched his head and scratched his head. He didn't expect such a saying. He hurriedly asked:"Does the Patriarch have any solution? I see that the monsters in the world are hundreds or even thousands of years old, and I don't see any little ghosts coming to trouble them?""
"those monsters……"
Chen Ang paused and said with a smile:"They have certainly beaten away the ghosts and driven away the impermanence. They all have great magical powers. How can the ghosts dare to catch them? Moreover, the world of monsters is also relevant! Those who are called saints and ancestors Even the King of Hell does not dare to offend the monsters. If they get angry, the Senluo Palace will be shaken. Therefore, no ghost dares to claim his life."
After saying that, Chen Ang pointed to the west again and said:"Here Thousands of miles to the west, there is a kingdom of lions and camels. It is eight hundred miles wide and has 48,000 demons. They are protected by the great demon. The king of hell does not dare to take his life, and the gods do not dare to subjugate the demons. They are very comfortable!"
"In this way, illegal immortality seems not bad? It’s not even a hidden danger!"
The monkey said, and then asked curiously:"I dare to ask the ancestor, what are the hidden dangers?"
"hehe……"
Chen Ang smiled:"That way, he would really be a monster! What do you think is a monster?"
"What is a demon?"The monkey then asked back.
Just then, Chen Ang sneered and said:"Demon, it doesn't matter whether you are a monkey or a ghost, a dragon or a leopard! So what if you are human? As long as you disobey the heaven, disobey the spiritual mountain, and go against the laws of the gods, you will be a monster! Only those who have immortal books, respect the laws of the Heavenly Heavenly Mountain, and enter the Shinto system can be called immortals! The rest are all monsters!"
"And demons... do you really think that the gods and Buddhas in the sky won't come to subjugate demons and eliminate demons?"
"Once the catastrophe begins, the Heavenly Court will mobilize its army, bringing millions of soldiers and horses, to come and destroy it! And among the gods and Buddhas in the sky, you beat the younger one, and here comes the older one! If you beat the heavenly general, the star king will come. If you drive away the star king, the bodhisattva will come! There is a Buddha behind the Bodhisattva, and the mountains of heaven are colluding. Even if you are 0.6 rampant, can you still knock down the lotus seat of the Tathagata Buddha?"
"So, no matter how happy the demons are, every word is recorded in the book of heaven! When the liquidation comes in the future, no one on the list will be missing, and they will all be robbed! Or, they will be taken as mounts and used as pets. Of course, this is Zhao'an again.……"
Chen looked up and spoke clearly.
The monkey was stupid again, and he said:"Isn't this monster eating people?"
"hehe……"
Chen Ang smiled and shook his head:"Although monsters that don't eat people are rare, they are not unheard of. Many monsters either want to seek righteousness, or they are pure in nature and have never eaten people and done evil. But if they want to be haunted, they have to drive away the ghosts. , drive away the ghosts and become demons!"
"Besides, what does eating people or not eating people have to do with demons? Although those immortals now look like dogs and have high morals and respect, how many people did they eat before they became immortals?"
"Don't you see, the Peacock King of the West can eat 40,000 people in a country with just one mouth! Which monster in the world is as cruel as him?"
"In short, those who have immortality are gods, and those who do not have immortality and still fight against heaven are demons!"
"Of course, when you become a god, you have to be controlled and you can't eat people casually!"
"Can't you just eat people?"
The monkey's heart moved and he frowned.
What do you mean you can't eat people casually?
Does it mean that after becoming a god, you can still eat people under special circumstances?
At this moment, the monkey had a deep understanding of the three realms of darkness. Despair!
At the same time, countless people in the world heard Chen Ang's words, and their faces were wonderful!
It is obviously a normal world of cultivating immortals, why is it so dark when it comes to Chen Ang's mouth?
How can this be Journey to the West ? ?
This is a black myth!.
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