At this time, countless people looked at what was happening on the screen... and everyone laughed!
"Tsk tsk, it’s all in vain that Magneto still controls magnetism, but in the end, it’s at this level? Is it as simple as just squeezing the iron and controlling it?"
"As everyone knows, everything has magnetism! As a result, this Magneto's performance is really crotch-pulling……"
"After all, electromagnetic force is also one of the four basic forces in the universe. But in the hands of Magneto, this is what happened?"
"Fuck you, this Magneto is simply not worthy of being the master of magnetism!"
"It is also one of the four basic powers. Chen Ang can do it in seconds, but this Magneto? That won’t work?"
"Well, the biggest difference between Magneto and Chen Ang is reading!"
"Phew, this made me laugh so hard. Is studying okay?"
"However, it is true that as long as you read more points, what this electromagnetic force can do is not as simple as controlling iron!"
"Gee, I feel like, like Chen Ang, Magneto can also rub a black hole with his hands when his control is at its peak!"
"I laughed so hard, is this Magneto? Is this magnetic control? Tsk, it’s just a stretch!"
"read more books! You can also be like Chen Ang!"
"Read more, cowhide……"
At this time, countless people were discussing.
At this moment, it can be seen that the picture of the Grand Avenue Gold List began to change...
After Chen Ang left the X-Police World, he went to a magical world, where he studied arcane arts.
He also went to the Marvel Universe, the Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty, and even the Shushan Swordsman World!
He becomes stronger step by step and improves himself step by step!
In the end, he could even be called a true strong man!
Finally...
Chen Ang appeared in the new world.
And this world……
"Watching chess and playing chess, cutting wood, walking slowly at the mouth of the valley beside the clouds. Selling firewood and selling wine, laughing wildly to express your love."The green path is high in autumn, and the moon is pillowing the pine roots," a song came from the distant mountain road.
At first glance, it was a woodcutter!
This was not a world he came to on his own initiative, but a world he was exiled to passively..
As soon as he heard this chant, Chen Ang understood it instantly...
Immediately, he saw a monkey. He talked to the woodcutter for a while, and was finally disappointed...
At this moment, the monkey saw Chen Ang. At that time, Chen Ang was dressed as a Taoist priest, as erratic as an immortal.
The monkey looked happy, his eyes brightened, he hurried forward, bowed his head and said:"Old Immortal, Old Immortal, disciples start.……"
"You hozen, why do you call everyone a god when you meet them? Chen
Ang looked at the monkey with some humor:"Do you think I didn't hear you when you asked the woodcutter down there?" The monkey licked his face and was not annoyed. The scholar bowed to each other and said quickly:"Old god, since you heard it, let me explain it!" I am a disciple from the country of Donghai Aolai who came to practice Taoism. I heard the woodcutter brother just now said that this is Lingtian Fangcun Mountain. There is a Bodhi Patriarch in the mountain, an old immortal who has accomplished spiritual practice. I will learn from the old immortal. The ability to never grow old?!"
East China Sea proudly comes to the country!
Monkey!
Lingtai Fangcun Mountain?!
……
At this moment, countless people in the world looked at this scene, and their eyelids twitched!
"Why does this monkey look so familiar?"
"Lingtai Fangcun Mountain? Apprentice monkey? From the proud country of the East China Sea? Hiss, I suddenly thought of a monkey……"
"Don't think about it, this is obviously that guy!"
"Wori, Monkey King, the Monkey King? This time, Chen Ang actually met this monkey? I don’t know how Chen Ang is going to squander this world!"
"Good guy, he was just exiled, and ended up encountering a high-end world again?"
"Journey to the West? In the legend, a high-end world similar to the prehistoric world?"
"That's it. Unexpectedly, Chen Ang would meet Sun Wukong again?"
"Are you planning to cut Sun Wukong into slices for study?"
"Laughing to death, although what you said is very consistent with Chen Lao Mo's character, Chen Lao Mo will definitely not slice up Sun Wukong, and maybe he will accept Sun Wukong as his disciple!"
"Haha, accept Sun Wukong as your disciple? What's good?"
"yes? What's good?"
"If you only measure Chen Ang by his benefits, then you are totally wrong... Chen Ang, I will never tell you what is good or not!"
At this time, countless people in the world were discussing, watching everything that happened in the picture, and they were all amazed! The legend of Sun Wukong is famous in the world.
Few people don't understand it!
The legendary Qi The Great Sage Sun Wukong, whose legendary experience is also an existence that countless people yearn for.
Now, I actually saw someone traveling to the world of Journey to the West and met Sun Wukong who had not yet grown up?
At this time, as Sun Wukong spoke to Chen Ang, he asked...
Obviously, this monkey regarded Chen Ang as the old immortal Bodhi Patriarch of Lingtai Fangcun Mountain.
In response to this, Chen Ang shook his head directly and said:"I am not the Bodhi Patriarch, but I have also heard of his name. He There is a cave in the mountain, called Xie Yue Sanxing Cave. I have never liked this name because it is related to a cult thousands of miles away in the west. Therefore, I have not had much interaction with him. I just heard that the disciples he sat down with were teaching invitations. Immortal Fuluan is capable of divination and hexagrams, picking up yin and replenishing yang, and harmonizing the human body!"
At this time, following Chen Ang's words... countless people in the world burst into laughter.
Good guy, are the cults thousands of miles away in the West okay?
Isn't this talking about Buddhism?
Tsk, others are just scolding them secretly. After scolding, the result was that Chen Ang was so good that he directly labeled Buddhism as a cult!
Also, this Lingtai Fangcun Mountain...
Tsk...
Chen Ang simply got all the bonuses and hacked these guys! Just when everyone was laughing, they could see that in the picture, Chen Ang looked at the monkey and said with a smile:"How can such fake practice enter the true door? Could it be that you, a monkey, are also willing to learn from others to collect yin and replenish yang? I once heard that there are some lecherous apes and monkeys who often have monsters that prey on women. Some are called Shen Chungong, and some are called Playful Saburo. The brave male monkeys also call themselves the Great Sage Tongtian, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, and the Mother. The monkey calls herself Old Mother Lishan... What, you want to imitate them?"
At this moment, the monkey was dumbfounded!
Not only the monkey was dumbfounded, but also all the worlds, listening to Chen Ang's words, the corners of their mouths twitched crazily!
Good guy...
This old demon Chen is becoming more and more careless in his actions. What the hell, it’s so dark!
The courageous male monkey calls himself the Great Sage Tongtian? The Great Sage Qitian? The female monkey calls herself the Old Mother of Lishan? (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
Fuck...
Countless people's eyes went dark.
They saw an unparalleled evil nature in Chen Ang.
They didn't know what Chen Ang was going to do, but just saying this didn't sound serious. People said it.
And now Sun Wukong is still an unenlightened monkey. He naturally believes what others say!
And what he faces is Chen Ang, a big liar...
At this moment, countless people can already imagine, What will this monkey become in the future?
Countless people's mouth corners twitched, their eyelids jumped wildly, and they continued to look at the Dao Golden List...
But what they saw in the picture was that the monkey was dumbfounded for a while after listening to Chen Ang's words, and then, He hurriedly said:"I don't dare, I don't dare, my disciple is a serious practitioner and I don't dare to have such messy thoughts! Upon hearing this
, Chen Ang couldn't help but raise his eyebrows slightly and asked with a smile:"Then what do you want to learn?""
When he heard this, the monkey only felt that it was funny, and he bowed his head and said quickly:"My disciple is originally a stone monkey in the mountains. He plays around all day long, gathers flowers and fruits, and is carefree. But as time goes by, he sees that there are some monkeys. The old monkey died because of his lifespan, and then he realized that there is a great terror between life and death, so he started to seek immortality and came here from Aolai country all the way, just for the sake of immortality, and asked the old god for some advice!"
"The art of immortality……"
Chen Ang felt a little emotional and said:"The best ones eat fruits, the middle ones are officials, and the lowest ones go to seek the Tao. You come here... you are seeking fish from trees, you are seeking fish from trees!"
Chen Ang said in confusion.
Not to mention the monkeys who didn’t understand, even the countless people in the universe didn’t understand.
They know that what Chen Ang said is that the monkey is looking in the wrong direction, but what the hell is this: the best eats fruit, the middle is an official, and the lowest is seeking the Tao?
The monkey seemed to understand, so he hurriedly asked:"Teacher, please explain! What does this fruit mean, being an official, or seeking the Tao? Why are there three, six, or nine grades?"
Chen Ang laughed and said,"Go west. , there is a Wuzhuang Temple in Wanshou Mountain, and there is a Taoist master named Zhen Yuanzi! There is a ginseng fruit tree planted in his family. If a person has the chance to smell the fruit, he can live to be 360 years old. If he eats it, One can live forty-seven thousand years! And above the nine heavens, where the Queen Mother Yao Pond is, there are 3,600 flat peach trees. The front one has 1,200 peach trees, which ripen once every three thousand years. If you eat them, you will become an immortal.! There are 1,200 trees in the middle, and they will ripen once every six thousand years. If you eat them, you will fly up to the sky and become immortal! There are 1,200 trees at the end, and they will ripen every 9,000 years. If you eat them, you will live as long as the sky and the sun and the moon!"
"These are all fruits written to be of the highest quality. In the world, there are also Zhi Ren, Zhi Ma, Ganoderma lucidum, and Nashou Wu Ginseng. They are all good things that can prolong life and make you become immortal if you eat them!"
The monkey's eyes lit up after hearing this. He was so fascinated. Hearing that there were such good things in the world, he couldn't help asking:"Teacher, teach me how to eat those flat peaches!" ?"
If you want to eat, eat well.
Eat the nine-thousand-year-old flat peach that has the same longevity as the heaven and the earth, and the same brightness as the sun and the moon!
That is the real freedom. It's just that……
"This is it……"
Chen Ang hesitated and said:"Ordinary people can't eat it! You have to wait until the Heavenly Court banquet, when the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother invites the real immortals from nine heavens and ten earths to hold a grand peach festival, then you can eat it! And it's not something ordinary people can eat. What you eat can only be eaten by the gods, so I say that if you are a mid-level official, after you log into the immortal book, you will not only be able to fly to the sky and become immortal, but you can also participate in the peach feast. If you are lucky enough to eat a fruit, you should also learn how to eat it. What kind of ability? You can live as long as heaven in an instant!" After saying this, the monkey went numb, and he said in a daze:"Only gods can eat flat peaches? But aren't all gods already immortal? If I want to eat flat peaches, I have to become Immortal, but if I become an immortal, why should I eat flat peaches? Those immortals are immortal one by one, they eat flat peaches... They... Oh, teacher, you have confused me!" Hearing this,
Chen Ang was a little confused He said funnyly:"What's so confusing about this? It's just like a mortal. If you want to be an official, you must first be recommended by an official. If an official recommends him, he can find an official himself. The trouble is that you people have nothing to do with officials. People! Gods don’t need to eat flat peaches, they need to eat flat peaches, and he can’t eat them!"
The monkey’s face changed again and again, and there was a hint of anger in his eyes. Then, he finally couldn’t hold it in anymore and cursed out directly:"What a bastard god. , all of them are immortal, why are they trying to snatch peaches from us? Teacher, I want to know, where is Wuzhuang Temple going?"
"What are you doing there? But want to ask for a ginseng fruit to eat?"Chen Ang looked at the monkey and smiled.
The monkey nodded directly and said:"Not bad! I can't go to the Yaochi above the nine heavens, but according to the Wuzhuang view, if the Zhenyuan Immortal is a kind person, I will ask him for a fruit and come here. If he is like those gods, I will steal it. When one comes back, if I can steal two, I can give you half of it!"
"You don’t even know how powerful Immortal Zhenyuan is, and you still want to steal their fruits?"Chen Ang looked at the monkey in a funny way.
"So, let me tell you how to become an official.……"
Chen Ang spoke again:"Not to mention the three disasters and the nine disasters, the heaven and the earth are coming to kill you. If you want to be an official in the Lingshan Mountain of Heaven, there will be countless disasters! A smaller official will suffer eight hundred calamities, and a larger official will suffer eight hundred calamities. Yes, there are tens of millions of kalpas. If you want to be the Jade Emperor, you will have to endure countless kalpas. You will be chopped with swords and axes, thundered and burned. It will be as difficult as climbing to the sky!"
"This this……"
This time, the monkey was frightened. He was very frightened and subconsciously asked:"Did all the gods in the heaven achieve this? After such hard work, why are there so many gods?"
"no! Chen
Ang said with a smile:"It is indeed difficult to become an immortal. Under such suffering, how many serious immortals are there?" Of course, it’s buying and selling an official position, flattering others, being supported by relatives and friends, or being admired by a deity, who will help you to become a deity! Also, there are good people in the human world. After turning to heaven and human realm, they become golden boys and girls in heaven and are swept away by heavenly soldiers! If you are lucky enough to serve a good master...oh, gods, if someone reaches out to give you a hand, you can become a god!"
"Of course, you can also murder and set fire, become a demon yourself, train demon soldiers, form a stronghold to patrol the mountains, gather in the mountains and forests, and then wait for the gods in the sky to come and give you orders! In order to calm the situation, they give you an official as big as a sesame seed, and you will become an immortal and a Buddha, and become an official and a general!"
After saying this, the monkey who spoke was dumbfounded.
Countless people in the world were dumbfounded after listening to Chen Ang's words!
"Good guy, this old devil Chen has started to cheat again!"
"However, Old Mo Chen seems to be right, right? Those who need flat peaches can’t eat them, but those who don’t need flat peaches can eat them, fuck……"
"This is actually normal. The spiritual root is in the hands of others, and they can do whatever they want!"
"It's a pity that this kind of thing is really difficult to say!"
"Bringing private goods! Chen Laomo is bringing in private goods. Although there is no word about Sun Wukong, I feel that every sentence is related to Sun Wukong!"
"I laughed so hard. Looking at the monkey’s reaction, I can already imagine what the monkey will do in the future.……"
"You know shit……"
"Laughing to death, fast forward to the time when the monkeys are causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace and dividing the spiritual root world equally!".
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