The Shocking and Extraordinary Romance of the Great Sage

An old man murmured:"I want to make a few remarks. Some people can't manage their own household affairs, so how can they take care of foreign affairs? They have managed their own family to pieces and are in a mess, and they still want to be the county magistrate... They can't do small things, and they still have delusions. If you do big things, your management will be worse! Such people cannot be officials."

Zhang Guolao stroked his beard and said with a smile:"What he said makes sense, and the folk knowledge is high. If you miss the small things, you will miss the big principles. Only everyone If you come to mind your own business, you will not have to guard against hunger every year and guard against theft every night. As long as there is wind and rain, it is easy to have good weather. As the saying goes, if you go into the mountains, you are not afraid of tigers that can hurt people, but you are afraid of people turning into double-faced swords! You have many theories and have high opinions."

Guo Lao said with great interest, beat the fishing drum, and sang rhythmically and affectionately:

It is not absurd to ask for an official position, the soil is a national treasure and it is worthy of glory.

Benevolent officials perform good deeds and provide food to the people when they are hungry.

A drunken and bad official is worse than a dog, and a son who is raised without education will become rampant.

If you have fields but don’t plow them, you will die while begging for food.

An extra eye is needed in life to prevent bloodshed from hurting the heart.

Wives and children are scattered to come to me, and the old man is willing to figure out the direction.

Even if you are lost in a long journey, you will be reunited. Never lose faith.

A broken family can be reversed, as long as one is devoted to kindness.

No one is exempt from birth, old age, illness and death. Just let nature take its course and live a long life.

Everyone listened with gusto, and everyone smiled. A master came forward and said respectfully:"Old Taoist, your singing is reasonable and beautiful. I am so sad in my late life, so it makes me happy to hear it." Guo Lao asked:"You look like a well-educated scholar. What are you so sad about?" ? Do you want to tell me?"

The bachelor lowered his head and said sadly:"My wife is hardworking, hard-working, tenacious, virtuous, kind, capable, and good at everything. But she suffers from a strange disease, as if her head has been touched by a ghost, and she often feels dizzy. When you are unconscious, you start doing something disgraceful." Guo Lao said:"What? Disgraceful things?" The bachelor said:"Don't make the family scandal public, it is difficult to talk about it." Guo Lao said:"You will know it if you don't tell it, there is no need. Worry. She needs to realize it on her own. This is the best way." The bachelor said:"How can she realize it? Although Wansheng is a scholar and has a lot of scriptures, she is helpless. When the situation comes to her own head, she becomes like a fool. , it’s so difficult to fall into a desperate situation! It’s so difficult, so helpless."

Guo Lao deliberately provoked him and said:"As the head of the family, why don’t you divorce your wife? It’s so easy!" The bachelor was embarrassed and blushed. , said:"There are so many people, how about borrowing a place to pawn, what about words?" Guo Lao nodded, followed him to a deserted place, and said:"This time, we should not be afraid." The bachelor said:"There is nothing here. A person who is late in life is not afraid of being embarrassed when he talks to an old Taoist about the ugliness of his family. To be honest, I love a beautiful and loving wife so much that I can’t bear to divorce her. My wife often hooks up with my former classmate. She looks like She is in a state of confusion. I can't even beat or scold her, it will hurt the harmony; I can't do anything, it will make me angry to death. What should I do? I hope Master Taoist can save me."

Zhang Guolao smiled and said:" It's a piece of cake! It's a piece of cake! Any old man can take care of any problems such as family breakdown, theft, entanglement, exile, reputation, personal ruin, poisoning, divorce, separation of children, illness, loss... and so on. Your wife may have an affair. , Your classmate may be lecherous. It is a great evil to seduce the wife of a classmate. I am willing to do something about it."

The bachelor relaxed a little and said,"Sir, how can I do something about it? If my lovely wife is disturbed, Maybe I'm injured, how will I spend the day with my wife?"

Zhang Guolao smiled and stroked his beard and said:"According to you, a well-educated man! My husband casts a spell without the knowledge of gods or ghosts, and your lovely wife will never know it. Huh." The bachelor said:"Well, that's wonderful! It's up to you! What should we do first?" Guo Lao was in his ear, saying this, this, this, and so. After saying it in a strong voice, they went their separate ways.. Zhang Guolao's seasonal song is heard:

I'm afraid of meeting Ren on the day of the beginning of winter, and it will be in vain to worry about the next year.

This day also falls on the Renzi Day, and disasters and diseases harm the people.