The Shocking and Extraordinary Romance of the Great Sage

Zhang Guolao beat the fishing drum. The sound was much louder than usual, deafening, and the sound waves were louder than the last. Soon, the yelling and cursing from both sides could no longer be heard, and the women's noises were also drowned out. Neither party could hear what the other was yelling at, and they were dying. Just because one slap failed to make a sound, they stopped jumping up and making noise. Both parties had no choice but to shut up.

Guo Lao saw that the two sides were no longer quarreling, so he played small fishing drums and sang a Taoist song: It's hard to stop the darkness and the midday breeze, and it's all a waste of time.

There is a true secret to the mysteries of geography, so don’t hurt each other if you build a safe house.

Don't treat sesame seeds as winter melons. It's a small family matter in the world.

It makes people take one step at a time, and fighting is ridiculous and heartbreaking.

Termites enter from below first, causing disease and damage to the fields.

Metal, wood, water, fire and earth are involved, and descendants and grandchildren are also present.

If the elders are rude and crazy, future generations will learn to commit evil acts.

All the people in the world are related to each other, and kindness and tolerance lead to good fortune.

After hearing this, both families felt relieved and relaxed a lot. But one family did not hide the other. The Zhang family said:"It is the line drawn by our ancestors that shall prevail!"

The Li family said:"Wrong! That line has passed long ago. Since the flood washed away the Dragon King Temple, the flood came down and destroyed the whole family. This boundary has also changed, and the boundary set by our ancestors is not the line drawn by your family."

Zhang Guo Laorui looked carefully and recognized the ancient boundary, but it was kept secret and the secret could not be revealed. Once you say it, it will definitely not be recognized, and it will cause an endless quarrel.

Guo Lao took out a thick bamboo sign, half the size of a palm, and said:"I have an idea to draw a new boundary. Your family has no choice but to catch autumn! You can make sure it's accurate by looking at the sign!" said

Du Lihong, the wife of a man from the Zhang family."Okay! The only way to make a decision is to catch Qiu."

Du Laomin, the wife of a man from the Li family, said:"Catch it! Whichever line you catch will be the yardstick, and you are not allowed to change it again!"

The men from the Zhang family and the men from the Li family also said Say"OK" all the time! Zhang Guolao has developed his keen eyesight and has long seen clearly the boundaries passed down by his ancestors.

Then he used a long stick to draw a line of three or four feet, which was clearly divided right in the middle of the two villages. Zhang and Li, as the heads of the two families, waited for their luck.

Guo Lao said:"The front of this bamboo sign is the sun, and the back is the moon. You two throw it up in the sky. If the sun and the sun are up, then set it according to the new line; if the moon is up, then set it according to the old line. Throw them both up into the sky. If the two sides are the same, it will be confirmed; if it is not normal, I will throw it away as the third party, and that will be settled. What do you think, fellow villagers?" The couple agreed.

Zhang Guolao handed over the bamboo sign, and the male owners of the two families threw it up into the air and then landed on the ground, with the sun on them. There were many onlookers, and they all came forward to take a look, but no one said a word.

Guo Lao pointed to the newly drawn boundary line and said as if:"Everyone, you have seen it, the bamboo signs are all with the sun and the sun on top, only according to this new drawn line! Is there anyone who is not lying?!" Both sides are. It was impossible not to give up, so I had to give up, calm down, and stop arguing.

Zhang Guolao collected the bamboo cards and saw that many relatives from the two families had come. At this time, they all talked in low voices in twos and threes, and then gradually dispersed.

Zhang Guolao drank a few mouthfuls of water from the gourd to quench his thirst, then took out the paper donkey from the towel box. He drank the water without swallowing it, but sprayed it on the paper donkey. In an instant, a strange light flashed, and the paper donkey turned into a real donkey.

Zhang Guolao hung the scarf box on the donkey's back, rode on it backwards, beat the fishing drum, and sang:"

The two mountains of Qiankun will not damage the house, why should the kindness be lost like thunder."

Sages and sages come from the shores of Dongting Lake, and people should not slander each other with bad words.

If you die quickly if you hold your breath, you will be blessed and live longer.

Only those who recognize evil trends and do not interfere will be a good daughter and a good son.