Ultimate Scheming System

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Xu Que shouted aloud and pushed the button on the bottle that contained DDVP. A spurt of white liquid gushed out. To kill a grasshopper, a bottle of DDVP was the most effective way, and the DDVP Xu Que had bought from the System was even more effective.

In the blink of an eye, the group of Holy Golden Grasshoppers in the front were killed and fell onto the ground. It was raining grasshoppers.

Xu Que kept spraying the DDVP. He flew around them, spraying continuously.

A pungent smell spread in the air.

No matter how powerful the Holy Golden Grasshopper was, it was still, after all, a kind of grasshopper and could not stand a pesticide. Whenever there was an outbreak of grasshoppers on earth, people would always use DDVP. It was the natural enemy of the Holy Golden Grasshopper.

The air was full of the DDVP, and the Holy Golden Grasshoppers fell onto the ground one after another. Their bodies stiffened and died quickly.

At the same time, Xu Que held up the bottle high and smiled at the terrified cultivators.

“The ultimate DDVP of the Exploding Heavens Faction, one bottle is as effective as five bottles of the older version. One spray can kill three generations of grasshoppers! If you have trouble dealing with any kind of grasshopper, please contact us at Exploding Heavens Faction.”

“…”

Hearing this, everyone present was stunned.

The ultimate DDVP of the Exploding Heavens Faction? Pesticide? Ultimate version?

What on earth was that thing he just used? The Holy Golden Grasshopper that can even kill a cultivator of the Crossing Calamity Stage was killed just like this?!

You…must be kidding me!

The surviving cultivators from the other side opened their mouths and eyes wide and could not believe what had happened.

The old cultivator who was almost in the Crossing Calamity Stage looked like he had been stricken with Alzheimer’s and gave no reaction at all.

Jiang Hongyan was a bit surprised, but soon she was relieved and smiled.

“Is this all you’ve got?! Have you got the Holy Golden Cockroach or the Holy Golden Fly or even the Holy Golden Eel? I can kill them all with my DDVP!” Xu Que laughed at the cultivators.

Screw the Holy Golden Grasshopper! With the System, nothing can defeat me! The reason why the system is so powerful is because of its store as well as my….

“This is impossible!” The old cultivator who was almost in the Crossing Calamity Stage looked at Xu Que in horror. “What on earth have you done?! How can you kill the Holy Golden Grasshopper so easily?” He asked Xu Que with a shivering voice.

“There is nothing I can’t do in this world. Everyone from my Faction is a real man who dares to pursue his dreams and create miracles. Besides, they are all very warm-hearted!” Xu Que said proudly, as everything he said was true.

He looked at the sky and began to read out a poem with a melancholy tone:

“The north wind blows and brings us the cool air that makes us feel the approaching autumn; in this cool season, a beautiful young woman stays alone in her room, waiting for her husband to come back; anyone with difficulties could come to me, since I come from the Exploding Heavens Faction!”

Hearing what he said, everyone was about to spit out blood.

They thought Xu Que was about to tell miracles to them; they never thought he would begin to shamelessly show off his own Faction.

You said you are ready to help anyone who is in need? You would want to help a young woman who stays alone in her room? This is not helping, this is called kidnapping!

For those who were familiar with Xu Que’s way of talking, they all had a big laugh and were not surprised at all.

This is Xu Que, you can never guess what he would say in the next second. He is never an ordinary guy.

All of a sudden, the serious atmosphere was gone except for those surviving cultivators from the other side who were drowned in desperation.

In the first place, they had thought they could withstand Xu Que’s fist with the Killing Mode, but they never imagined Xu Que could break the Killing Mode by hitting their peers; then they took out their ultimate weapon, the Holy Golden Grasshopper. But Xu Que easily killed them with only a few sprays.

“No way! I can’t let him go! If he ever goes to the Xuanzhen Continent and brings his sprays there, the entire royal family would be in danger!” The old cultivator who was almost in the Crossing Calamity Stage said with great anxiety.

In fact, apart from their King’s power, the reason why the Xuanzhen Royals could maintain their power was exactly because of millions of Holy Golden Grasshoppers they had spent thousands of years feeding. If all the Holy Golden Grasshoppers were gone, the influential Families or Factions that were under control would fight back, and the entire royal family would be destroyed.

Thinking of this, the surviving cultivators from the other side were terrified.

This young man must be killed, and the spray in his hand too must be destroyed! But how?! No one could defeat him, for god’s sake!

The old cultivator who was almost in the Crossing Calamity Stage sighed, as if he had grown a few hundred years older in just a few seconds. He then slowly raised up his head and looked at Jiang Hongyan. “My Holy Senior, we have to kill this young man, since it has a lot to do with the safety with the Xuanzhen Royals. You really don’t want to do anything to stop him?”

“I am not your Holy Senior, I am Jiang Hongyan!” Jiang Hongyan smiled.

“Why?!”

Hearing this, the surviving cultivators were stunned.

Jiang Hongyan looked far away and said gently, “I no longer want to be a puppet! The Xuanzhen Royals are nothing to do with me. I only want to live for this life!”

She looked like a goddess who had broken all the restrictions and rules of Heaven and fell into the human world. Even so, she still looked very enchanting.

“I see! She has recollected all her memories!”

“So we can’t take her back now!”

“We have failed in our mission!”

All of a sudden, they all became desperate. Since they did not complete their task, if they went back, they would suffer a huge punishment. They were too scared to even think about going back to the Xuanzhen Continent.

“We can’t go back!”

Suddenly, they raised their heads and looked at each other as if they had made some agreement. The old cultivator who was almost in the Crossing Calamity Stage looked at Xu Que and said, “My young friend, I have to admit you are very powerful. I wonder if your Faction is still recruiting members?”

“What?!” Xu Que was amazed.

This is not over yet, and he suddenly wants to be on my side?

“Yes! We have failed in our mission and cannot go back to the Xuanzhen Continent anymore. I would like to follow you and our Holy Senior and join the Exploding Heavens Faction.”

The rest of his peers were silent. It seemed that they were also in agreement.

Everyone present was shocked by this.

“What…what is happening?!”

“I must be day-dreaming!”

“They all want to join the Exploding Heavens Faction?”

“My goodness!”

“In the future, no one dares to offend the Exploding Heavens Faction again!”

…

Xu Que laughed and asked, “You all want to join the Exploding Heavens Faction?!”

“Yes!” The old cultivator and his peers nodded. “We know we are not as powerful as you are. But you know we are also very powerful. So I would want to say that you should at least make us your vice-head of the Exploding Heavens Faction!”

“I see!” Xu Que gently touched his jaw and asked seriously, “Is there anything else you want?”

“You know what, when we were in the royal palace back in the Xuanzhen Continent, we could get 10,000 Spiritual Stones of top quality per month. So I hope we can still have the same amount of Spiritual Stones of top quality per month. Besides, the Spiritual Qi here is too thin, so we would spend most of our time cultivating instead of showing ourselves to help you. But after the lock here is completely unlocked, we would be very willing to help!”

“I see!”

Xu Que continued to touch his jaw and was silent. It seemed that he was really considering this business.

The surviving cultivators held their breath and waited for Xu Que’s reply, hoping Xu Que would agree.

Xu Que raised up his head at last and asked, “Can you repeat what you’ve just said?”

“Eh?” They were a bit surprised. “We hope we can get the same amount…”

“Not this!”

“We hope we can be vice-head…”

“No, no, no, not this either!”

“Eh?”

The old cultivator frowned and said, “Is your Faction still recruiting members?”

Suddenly, a figure appeared behind the old cultivator.

The figure’s long silver hair moved with the wind, and he was holding a long black stick in his hand.

Bang!

He hit the old cultivator.

Xu Que shouted with anger, “No! We don’t and screw you!!”

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