Ultimate Scheming System

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

The whole area fell silent all at once.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Damn! How could he still have more smelly tofu?

He really has more! He still has a big bag of smelly tofu!

The powerhouses of the Jiang and Gong families felt the blow in their heads and everything went black. Xu Que’s words almost made them tremble with rage!

The powerhouses of the other big families and sects also became enraged.

Sh*t! Why didn’t you tell us you still had a big bag of smelly tofu?

Just now we became so competitive that some of us were about to fight each other!

Damn! This is so annoying!

The young sovereigns in the area were also confused. None of them expected this guy would dare tease those big shots like this. The powerhouses tried their hardest to get the smelly tofu. Some of them had even been ready to start a fight. They were like monkeys the way they were teased by that guy!

Sh*t! He’s really mean!

“Hum! What a bunch of fools they are!” Buttface proudly mocked everyone with joy as if he had seen through everything.

Liu Jingning was also shocked. When she noticed that Xu Que was still peddling as he prepared the smelly tofu in the pot, she almost burst into laughter. Luckily, her mind told her it was absolutely not a good time to laugh, and she held it in.

This little brat is really tricky! He cheated all of them

“My young friend!” the powerhouse of the Jiang family said angrily. He was so annoyed that he was about to spit blood! Grinding his teeth, he said, “What do you mean? Why didn’t you tell us you still had so much smelly tofu?”

“Ah?” Xu Que acted stunned and pretended he couldn’t understand the question.

“I said,” the Elder of the Jiang family said angrily, “why didn’t you tell us you had so much smelly tofu? Didn’t you say that was the last piece?” This man couldn’t suppress his anger anymore. He had thought that it was the last piece of the smelly tofu. When a thing was rare, it became precious! Therefore, he had deemed it worthwhile to buy it using 10,000 high quality Spirit Stones and ten ancient stones found in the outskirts of the Heaven Dragon Cave!

But it turned out this guy still had a ton of smelly tofu. His decision had caused a great loss to the Jiang Family!

Hearing this, Xu Que also suddenly became angry. “You didn’t ask me! I said it was the last piece in the pot! If you had asked me if I had more, I would have definitely told you I had more! My God! I thought you knew that, so I didn’t mention it. So, what’s wrong?”

The Elder of the Jiang Family burst with anger—he was about to spit blood!

What’s wrong?

Damn! How does this guy have the nerve to ask what’s wrong?

You really can’t tell what’s wrong?

Something big is wrong!

I paid a huge amount for the last piece of smelly tofu in the pot, even at the expense of picking a fight with the Gong Family!

Now you take out more smelly tofu and ask me what’s wrong!

The Elder of the Gong family’s face also darkened. Actually, the Gong Family was also suffering a loss here. Although their loss was not as serious as that of the Jiang Family, they had still bought a piece of smelly tofu with 5,000 high quality Spirit Stones!

Now, this guy had taken out more smelly tofu and wanted to sell them for 998 Best-grade Spirit Stone!

“My young friend,” the Elder of the Gong Family said coldly, “the price for one piece of smelly tofu is now 998 high quality Spirit Stones, but we just paid 5,000 high quality Spirit Stones for one piece. Please give us an explanation!”

Xu Que’s eyes widened. “Holy sh*t! You can ask everyone else here: did I ever increase the price myself? You said you would buy it with 5,000 high quality Spirit Stones! Now are you going to go back on your word?”

The Elders of the Jiang Family and the Gong Family couldn’t stop the corners of their lips from twitching. Their incredible anxiety nearly caused them to slap themselves in the face! Why had they been so eager to raise the price?

“I dare tell you that all business between our Exploding Heavens Faction and our customers is voluntary. Since you want to go back on your word, fine! Just return the smelly tofu to me, and I will refund you immediately!” Xu Que acted even angrier than the two men, as if he had suffered the loss.

Hearing that, the eyes of the Elders of the Jiang and Gong families lit up immediately. They definitely planned to ask for a refund! After all, after buying the last three pieces of the smelly tofu, they were unwilling to eat them for they were too precious!

Seeing the two old men’s reaction, Xu Que quickly said, “However, if our goods have been received by the buyer, we do not give refunds. You may have spit or crapped in them—who knows!”

What?

The elders’ eyes widened immediately.

Why would we spit or crap in the smelly tofu?

Only a fool would do that! We bought it to eat! How could we do disgusting things like that?

The onlookers also wore darkened expressions

If you don’t do refunds, you could just say it! Why would you use such a gross excuse? There is no sophisticated content in it at all! You could learn from the author of this novel who always finds fresh and refined excuses for his delays in submitting new chapters!

Now, the Elders of the Jiang Gong families really had no options.

After all, they had bought the smelly tofu voluntarily. Xu Que hadn’t raised the price himself once. The price had been raised by them and the rest of the onlookers!

Now they had the smelly tofu. As members of the revered families in the East Continent, they couldn’t force Xu Que to accept the refund in front of so many people!

Therefore, it turned out to be that Feng Wudao, the powerhouse of the Illusionary Flower & Moon Sect, who was the first buyer, won in this transaction by safely getting a piece of smelly tofu with just 1,000 high quality Spirit Stones.

Feng Wudao couldn’t help exclaiming in his heart, Luckily, I was so smart and bold. Otherwise, I would have also been cheated!

At this moment, Xu Que was still pretending to be angry as if he had been greatly wronged. He looked at Feng Wudao and said, “Sir, could you please tell me what should I do about this? I am desperate!”

Feng Wudao couldn’t help the corner of his lips twitching .

Everyone else felt totally embarrassed.

Damn! How could you be so desperate?

You have earned so many Spirit Stones–just stop pretending to be desperate!

“Ahem! My young friend, don’t be mischievous anymore!” The Elder of the Jiang Family cleared his throat and spoke in a low voice. “This issue ends here. The Jiang Family won’t ask for a refund!”

The powerhouse of the Gong Family also said he wouldn’t ask for a refund.

If Xu Que kept shouting like this, the reputation of the two families would be impaired. And even though today they had been cheated, they still had chances to seek revenge in the future. They had plenty of time to do that.

“No refund? Okay! Everyone has witnessed that I have given you the chance to ask for a refund!” Xu Que smiled splendidly. As a man who was faster than anyone in changing expression, he continued to peddle. “Hey, take your time and look around! You could get one piece of freshly-cooked smelly tofu of the Exploding Heavens Faction by spending only 998 high quality Spirit Stones!”

“My young friend, the Illusionary Flower & Moon Sect will buy one piece!” Feng Wudao said immediately.

In fact, he also wanted to buy more. However, it would result in uneven distribution again, and the buyer would raise the price like before, which was not something he wanted to see again.

The rest of the powerhouses also bought one piece of smelly tofu respectively and didn’t ask for more.

At last, almost each of the big families and sects got one piece of smelly tofu. Even the Jiang family and the Gong family had the cheek to buy one more piece respectively.

It was a bumper harvest for Xu Que, who earned around 50,000 high quality Spirit Stones and ten ancient stones with just two bags of the smelly tofu!

He thought he could absolutely set up a Wanda Mall in the East Continent in case he was short on Spirit Stones in the future!

Except for the Jiang Family and the Gong Family, most the big shots were satisfied with this harmonious result.

After that, under the command of the powerhouses of the Jiang Family and the Gong Family, the Stone-Cutting Convention finally commenced.

“Welcome to the Stone-Cutting Convention. It’s late now, so I will get straight to the point. Now bring all ancient stones here! You could choose ancient stones freely. The price for each ancient stone is 1,000 high quality Spirit Stones. In case one ancient stone is selected by several buyers, the one who offers the highest price gets it!”

“Wait!” Suddenly, Xu Que raised his hand and shouted loudly, “I will buy all the ancient stones in this Stone-Cutting Convention! All of you can go back to bed now.”

Clatter!

After saying that, Xu Que took out all the Spirit Stones he earned just now, which instantly cluttered the entire pavilion.

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