Ultimate Scheming System

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

BOOM!

With a big bang, the door of the abode was open at last!

Buttface ran away from any possible dangers without hesitation. His speed was so fast that the others were impressed.

Mo Junchen was surprised by Buttface’s sudden move. He thought Buttface had been frightened away by powerful enemies. So he also stepped back as he prepared to defend himself with magic arts.

All of a sudden, Buttface, who was still running, figured out what the situation was in the abode. So he stopped abruptly. HOWL! He shouted at Mo, “Guardian Mo, why are you stepping back? There is nothing in that abode. Don’t be afraid!”

“…..” Mo Junchen also stopped and murmured to himself, “Why did you run so fast when you knew there was nothing in it?”

“That’s enough! Let’s go into this abode and check it out. I believe there are many dirty things in it. We have to clean it up. Then we will blow up this abode. After all, this place is so ugly that it could defame the entire Heaven Palace Academy!” At this time, Xu Que walked up and looked at the things inside the abode. Then he shook his head disdainfully.

Duan Jiude also walked up and said with puzzlement, “Holy sh*t! Little brat, since when are you so demanding? Look at the luxurious renovation and these precious items! Why did you say this place is dirty?”

Apparently, what Duan Jiude said was correct. The abode was luxuriously renovated. Thousands of precious pill bottles were placed on a large wooden shelf on the wall.

A lot of magic weapons and armors were fixed to the other wall of the abode.

A table and chairs were placed in the center of the abode, and there were also a bed and a futon that were used for cultivation. There were also magic artifacts made with some special techniques. What a superb collection of precious items!

“Heh! Duan Jiude, your cultivation stage is too low. You can’t see everyth When you feel and treat them with your heart sincerely, you will find things that seem good are actually dirty. All right! Since I am here today, let me take all these things, although I don’t really want them at all!” Xu Que said as he stepped into the abode.

Almost at the same time, he waved his hand. All the pills and magic artifacts in the abode were swept away immediately.

“Holy sh*t! Damn! Little brat, why are you so greedy? Why did you take away all these precious items? You should at least have left something for me!” Duan Jiude said with a long face as he ran into the abode rapidly.

WHOOSH!

Suddenly, a black figure rushed into the abode with Duan Jiude. It was Buttface!

The next moment, Buttface opened the storage package in his belly.

BOOM!

The bed, table, chairs, and all the rest of the furniture were absorbed into Buttface’s package instantly.

Now the big abode was completely empty. Not even a speck of dust could be found in this place.

“Sh*t!” Duan Jiude cursed regretfully because he had forgotten just how despicable Xu Que and Buttface could be!

He had failed to obtain any precious items from this abode! How could he stay calm?

Standing beside them, Mo Junchen was dumbfounded and once again had the feeling that his outlook on life, values, and the world had changed again.

Xu Que and Buttface had divided the plunder rapidly and left no time for Mo Junchen to react. In such a short time, the luxuriously renovated abode had become an empty cave!

Their skillful technique revealed the fact that they had done this kind of thing many times before.

“Heh! Heh! Mr. Duan, you should work harder in the future!” Buttface teased as he looked at Duan Jiude proudly.

Duan Jiude sighed, “As expected, I am always a little bit slower than you!”

“It’s okay! Just work harder in the future!” Buttface consoled him by patting his shoulder.

“Okay! Mr. Buttface, let’s drive each other to do better!” Duan Jiude replied, nodding his head.

Seeing this harmonious scene, Mo Junchen couldn’t help but laugh to himself.

“Work harder?”

“Drive each other to do better?”

“How could they use these inspirational words when they were talking about dividing plunder?”

“OK! Stop wasting time here. Just blow up this abode. It is so f*cking ugly. Ouch! My eyes! Just blow it up or my eyes will be wounded!” Xu Que shouted as he covered his eyes.

“No problem! Let me handle this!” Buttface was quite interested in things like this. He took out a large barrel of oil and poured it into the abode.

Duan Jiude also took out many explosive spells and attached all of these spells to the walls and even the door of the abode!

After finishing the preparation, Xu Que covered the abode with the Divine Aperture’s Shell to isolate the noise. Then he threw a strand of mystical fire into the abode.

The next moment, all of them jumped up into the sky. Then, with a deafening explosion, the abode was ruined.

Fortunately, Xu Que had isolated the noise to avoid startling Jiang Hongyan.

After the explosion, the abode had been turned into a heap of rubble. Half of the small mountain had disappeared and the rest of the mountain was cracking slowly!

Buttface shouted as he waved his paws, “Cool!”

Duan Jiude, “So cool!”

Xu Que, “So d*mn cool!”

Xu Que was quite satisfied. He really wanted to know the reaction of that Divine Being of Taoist Fetus of the Sage Sect when he saw this scene.

Unfortunately, the Diving Being of Taoist Fetus was not here. Maybe he was not even in the Heaven Palace Academy at all.

After all, Xu Que hadn’t sensed his aura.

As a cultivator who had toughened his physique, Xu Que believed the aura of the Divine Being of Taoist Fetus must be different from that of ordinary cultivators.

“Little brat, what are you going to do now? According to my calculations, Hongyan will be finished with her secluded cultivation in two months. Should we stay here and wait for her?” Liu Jingning asked as she looked at Xu Que with a smile.

“She will finish her secluded cultivation in two months?” Xu Que was stunned by her words. Then he remembered that Jiang Hongyan and the others had arrived at the Heaven Continent five to six years ahead of him. Buttface had mentioned that Jiang Hongyan had been performing secluded cultivation for several years. Now, even Liu Jingning knew that Jiang Hongyan would finish her secluded cultivation in two months. Xu Que was quite glad to hear that.

“Actually, I want to stay here to wait for her. But I’m afraid the two souls can’t last that long.” Xu Que shook his head and was worried as he thought of the two souls in the Firestorm Wheels.

He could take them back to the ancestral grave of the Heaven Palace Academy. In this way, he wouldn’t need to worry about the Chiliad Gold Resurrection Vines anymore.

However, if he really sent these two souls back into the grave, how could he defeat the people from the three families if they really decided to avenge their sovereigns? At that time, even if he could go back to the ancestral grave and retrieve the two souls, he wouldn’t have enough Chiliad Gold Resurrection Vines to help them recover for an attack.

“Little brat, I have a bold idea!” Buttface said as he looked at Xu Que with a weird smile.

BANG!

Duan Jiude also shouted, “Holy sh*t! I also have a bold idea!”

“Oh? Does it mean…could it be that…” Xu Que’s eyes lit up as he looked at Duan Jiude and Buttface.

“Right! That is exactly what we are thinking now!” Buttface and Duan Jiude nodded their heads at the same time.

“Isn’t it a bad idea?” Xu Que asked with a smile and it seemed as if he didn’t care about that so-called bad idea at all.

“Bullsh*t!” Buttface shouted loudly, “There are three scenic spots you must visit in the Exploding Heavens Faction! The ancestral grave! The treasure house!”

“The ancestral grave? The treasure house?”

“You only mentioned two of them. What is the third one?” Liu Jingning asked with puzzlement.

“The third one is a place that is only accessible to me!” Xu Que said as he looked at Liu Jingning.

Liu Jingning was surprised by his reply, “What is this place?”

Xu Que replied with a smile, “Your heart!”