Twin Reincarnation: Epics Of The Worldline



[El's POV: ]

"Hehehe. Looks like Nes made a mistake~."

She still doesn't know how to properly control her 'Dust', so she gets excited whenever I tell her to go all out.

'That week-long conditioning works perfectly~.'

This was amazing~. The 10,000 Oz crystal was shattered completely, almost becoming rubbish, and the look that cute little bastard had, ha~.

"Hehehe."

I couldn't stop this laughter or look away from him.

His mouth was wide open, face pale like milk, the pen was on the ground rolling away from him in the other direction, and his eyes were stuck on the debris moving away around the destroyed crystal.

"Hehehe."

It really was funny~. Reminded me of how my bastard has a prettier surprised look when something far, far cringe related to me happens.

"U-ummmm. Hai-k! I-I…!"

And then there was this adorable~ chaotic look on Nes's face. Haaa… pure bliss.

"It is alright Nes. It was an accident. You can try again-"

"No!"

Lucy was trying to comfort her but as if his primordial instincts had kicked in, Levi shouted at him with wide-open eyes.

His heart was not strong enough to see another crystal break down, but sorry for him… I didn't care even if he had a heart attack and fainted here.

I knew how to operate on elves pretty well and I would love nothing more than to just OPEN HIM UP and do some repairing.

'And while I'm at it, I should also open up his brain and do some rewiring. The post-surgery rehabs would be a good place to train him, hehe.'

[ "El, I know you are in the middle of your imaginary surgical procedure but anything like that won't be happening. I don't think he is so weak that he will faint but if he does-" ]

[ "You will kiss him?! I'm all in! I say do it now! Then kiss me too~!" ]

Yes~! Who wouldn't like a change of genre as a little refreshment? If it were up to me, I would directly just add something like, 'Lucy felt a sudden urge to do something. An uncontrollable urge. Something he had never felt before. A thirst that was out of his control.

His mind was blank, he couldn't think of anything… anything except lips.

He didn't care whose. His lips just wanted lips. They wanted to become one with someone, they wanted to bathe in someone else's juices, and they wanted the familiar touch they were once addicted to… but they couldn't have the one they always longed for. They couldn't have her, they couldn't have me, not yet. So… they chose another target, the closest one they could see, and the one they found… was a cute, fit, attractive pointy-eared elf hiding a pack of six biscuits under that suit and an 'obedient bottom' under that mask of professionalism.

They had found their target, they didn't care about anything else, so they dived in… and this is where I would leave everyone to their imagination.'

If they wanted to continue further, that is. Not that I believe there's much public that likes that kind of content here, right, OP?

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Anyway, Lucy somehow managed to calm down Nes even though she was almost in tears and Levi noted her strength stat as <B>, which certainly was pretty good considering she just punched the crystal without even gathering any strength behind it.

"Haaaa… I'm going on a vacation after this."

"No, you aren't." He was sighing, but I ruined his freshly gained calmness with my pretty smile.

This little Levi of mine was going to stay here, finish the tests and then become our permanent personal receptionist so he wasn't getting any vacation.

And after my words, and this pretty smile, he had a devastated expression as if his life had been sold off to some demon…

'Lucy would say demoness, but, more than a demoness, I would like to be an angel. A pure angel of impurity, khehe.'

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"Alright… mister Lucifer. It's your-"

"No~. It's my turn now."

I stepped forward, and he was shocked again.

"No, miss Auriel. It's his turn. You can't do this."

"I believe I can."

"No, you cannot. It's against the rules to change the lineup of the test. The examiners can enforce the law in these kinds of situations."

He suddenly had a better expression. The cute bastard must have thought he could stop me with that kind of cute threat.

'If he wanted to threaten someone, he should have done something like this.'

"Alright then. I can just go back now. I don't want this test anymore."

One needed some actual fkin solid things to threaten me. His cute threats weren't even intimidating.

"Huh…? You can't do that either though?"

He seemed to be confused about what I was trying to say here. Dummy needed more post-nut clarity.

"I don't actually have to give this test to be an adventurer, right? I can just go to some guild and get a permanent contract with them. Would be better than going against a dumb, cute examiner that doesn't even want to have a gooooood chat with me."

If someone signs a direct contract with a guild instead of the association they would actually become the guild's property, so the association would never have any kind of help from them.

It was certainly a possibility, and he must have received strict orders to keep a close eye on us. So if the branch manager knows they lost people with answer sheets like us, not only would his carrier here, but his relatively peaceful life would also be endangered.

"N-no! I… you can go first, of course. Please!"

"That's better~."

"Just let me get another-"

"Oh, let me lend you a hand."

One crystal was destroyed but there were two spare ones at the left end of the room.

And since they were heavy things that his delicate hands wouldn't be able to handle, I just used [Telekinesis] to move it over here, used some winds to clear the area with debris, put the crystal there, and reattached the magic circuits connecting the screen.

And he was astonished to see all of it done in mere seconds.

"You… how do you know how to-"

"This is simple stuff dude. I even know how this entire building works so, let's just focus on what we are here for, alright?"

I gave him a smile, and after receiving so many smiles from me, he already knew no smile from me was a good sign.

"A-alright. Le-let's continue."

"Alright~."

It was fun this way. He didn't have to worry about the association's property anyway. He was just an employee doing his job.

If something breaks here, it would only be an accident, nothing more.

And now that there was a crystal before me…

"Should I use twin swords?"

"El… just punch it."

I wanted to cut it but Lucy knew what I was going to do. And if I was going to do it anyway, there was no need to use weapons.

"Alright~."

So, well, I just stood there with my fist three inches away from the crystal, gathered some strength on the area that would be the point of impact, and channeled some strength from my muscles as well as just a tiny bit of Mana from my heart.

And then, I performed a simple, very gentle, very quick, three-inch punch… by the way, Lucy used to be almost three times that.