This Curse Is Just Awesome

Plop!

The moment the two of them descended from the spatial rift, Chen Yu immediately raised his head and observed the surroundings. He was instantly dumbfounded.

He saw a group of black-robed men standing not far in front of him.

Chen Yu: “…”

The black-robed men: “…”

Chen Yu: “…”

The black-robed men: “…”

“You guys…” Chen Yu was silent for a moment before he pretended to look around. “This small room of yours has pretty good decorations.”

Bang!

Bang, bang, bang…

The black-robed men came back to their senses and immediately exploded with energy as they surrounded them fiercely.

“Quick!”

“Block the door!”

“Don’t let him escape…”

“Who are you?”

“Where did you come from…”

There was a commotion.

More than ten black-robed men surrounded Chen Yu and Duan Ye.

The leader grabbed the rope and pulled the two of them up. He looked around and asked, “Who are you guys?”

“I…”

Before Chen Yu could answer, a black-robed man next to him pointed at Chen Yu’s lower body and said, “Boss, look! It’s a monster!”

Chen Yu: “…”

[Psychological damage: Spirit +11]

Dong!

The leader of the black-robed men punched out and sent the speaker flying a few meters away. “Don’t fart.”

Then, he looked down and said, “…It’s indeed a monster.”

Chen Yu: “…”

[Psychological damage: Spirit +15]

“So.” The leader of the black-robed men had a solemn expression. “What exactly are you?”

Chen Yu: “…”

“He isn’t a thing.”

At this moment, Duan Ye endured the pain from the fall and glanced at the crowd before speaking seriously, “The heavenly king covers the earth tiger!”

Upon hearing this, the black-robed men present felt their spirits rise.

“Chicken stewed with mushrooms!” The black-robed man in the lead stood at attention.

Duan Ye said, “Pagoda river suppression demon!”

The black-robed man said, “Our guild members are hanging from their waists!”

“The breeze caresses the willow trees.”

“May I ask if they are our guild members?”

“Beer crayfish!”

“Our guild members are one family!”

Duan Ye roared, “Fight fair and square!”

All the black-robed men said in unison, “Rise from the ashes!”

Chen Yu: “…”

“They’re actually brothers from the Fair Association.” The leader of the black-robed men heaved a sigh of relief and reached out to help untie the ropes. “And they’re even brothers from our Black-Robed Faction.”

“I’m also very pleased to see my brothers.”

“Comrades, why did you guys come out from the spatial rift?”

“Don’t mention it. We’re being chased.”

After loosening the ropes, Duan Ye stretched his joints and sighed. “If it weren’t for the fact that my brother was smart and reacted quickly enough to escape in time, we would have died at their hands.”

“Did we run into that group from Shanghai?” The black-robed man frowned.

“Yes.”

“Us too!” The black-robed man slapped his thigh, “Without the President, we can’t fight them at all. They’re too strong, so we can only hide in the base.”

“Brother.” Duan Ye held the other party’s hand, “You’ve worked hard.”

“In order to seek fairness, you’ve worked hard too…”

“Wait a f*cking minute.” Chen Yu finally couldn’t listen any longer and interrupted the two of them. His face was livid. “So, this is the base of the Fair Association?”

“That’s right.” The black-robed man nodded. “And it’s the base of the Black-Robed Faction! Brother, don’t worry about your safety. This is home.”

Chen Yu: “…WDN…”

“Brother Yu!” Duan Ye quickly moved closer to Chen Yu’s ear. “Murder kills the heart! Murder kills the heart!”

Chen Yu: “…”

Duan Ye tried his best to keep his voice low. “This is the Fair Association! Do you still want to live?”

“…”

After a long silence, Chen Yu squeezed out a smile and took the initiative to shake hands with the black-robed man. “Hello, Brother. This is the first time we’ve met.”

“Hello, hello!” The black-robed man was enthusiastic. “May I ask, how should I address the two of you?”

Chen Yu: “My name is Duan Ye.”

Duan Ye: “…I’m Chen Yu.”

Chen Yu turned his head and looked at Duan Ye. “You, are you called Chen Yu?”

“Then you…” Duan Ye’s expression was unfriendly. “Are you called Duan Ye?”

“That’s right. I’m called Duan Ye.”

“Yes, I’m also called Chen Yu.”

“Very good.” Chen Yu shook hands with Duan Ye. “Hello, Chen Yu.”

Duan Ye nodded. “Hello, Duan Ye.”

The black-robed man was stunned. “Ah… You… You guys just got to know each other?”

“Yes, yes, yes.” Duan Ye nodded repeatedly.

“Then you went through thick and thin together.” The black-robed man in the lead was excited. He hugged Chen Yu and Duan Ye. “Brothers, can I take the liberty to ask…”

Chen Yu: “If it’s too presumptuous, then don’t ask.”

The black-robed man: “Ah…”

Chen Yu was puzzled. “Since it’s already so presumptuous, why are you still asking?”

The black-robed man: “…”

Duan Ye’s head turned black. “You, shut up.”

Chen Yu said, “He told you to shut up.”

The black-robed man: “…”

“I’m telling you to shut up.”

“Oh. Okay.”

“Brother, he’s not in good spirits. Don’t mind him.” Duan Ye stood in front of Chen Yu and shook hands with the black-robed man. “Ask. Ask whatever you want.”

“Ah… That… That, I want to… I want to ask, what rank are you two in the guild?”

Chen Yu interrupted, “I’m Silver Order.”

The black-robed man: “?”

Duan Ye immediately covered Chen Yu’s mouth and smiled sheepishly at the black-robed man. “I’m Sima.”

“Sima!”

The black-robed man’s pupils constricted and his attitude became more respectful. “So it’s Lord Sima. Welcome to preside over the work.”

“You’re welcome. I’m just a refugee.”

“Then this is…”

Chen Yu: “I’m Silver Order.”

Duan Ye: “Silver! Silver! You only know silver!”

Chen Yu: “Gold can’t go up.”

“You don’t have to say anything. Thank you.” He pushed Chen Yu away and Duan Ye tidied his clothes. “Everyone, don’t mind him. He hasn’t joined yet. He’ll join in a while. I’m his recommendation.”

“Oh!” The black-robed man came to a realization. “He’s so good at sweeping.”

Chen Yu muttered under his breath, “He even knows how to fart.”

Duan Ye: “…You also know how to fart a lot.”

“Ha, haha.” Hearing the conversation between the two of them, the black-robed man felt a little awkward. “That… That, oh right. The two of you just broke free from the enemy and must be extremely tired. Can you wash up and rest for a while to recover your energy?”

Duan Ye nodded happily. “Very good, very good.”

Chen Yu: “Even old farts can be farted.”

The black-robed man: “…”

Duan Ye: “Shut up!”

…

After Chen Yu and Duan Ye left.

In the crowd, the black-robed man in the lead’s expression gradually turned cold. He raised his hand and snapped his fingers.

“Boss.”

A subordinate walked over and bowed. “What are your orders?”

“These two people are a little strange.” The black-robed man stroked his chin and furrowed his brows in deep thought, “Although the secret code matched, I still feel that it’s not enough. Furthermore…”

“Furthermore what?” the subordinate asked cooperatively.

“Furthermore, that person called Chen Yu is actually Sima Duan…” The black-robed man narrowed his eyes. “There’s something wrong with that young Sima. So, go and check the database and look for these two people.”

“Yes.”

At the same time.

Under the lead of a black-robed man, Chen Yu and Duan Ye made many turns and arrived at a rather spacious room.

“My two Lords.” The black-robed subordinate bowed. “Since we’re underground, this is the only one available. Please forgive us.”

“It’s enough. Thank you.”

“Then I’ll take my leave first.”

“Okay.”

Dong!

After closing the Door, Duan Ye went up and down, left, right, left, right, and ABAB to check the room.

After confirming that there were no listening devices, he glared at Chen Yu. “Have you lived long enough?”

Chen Yu was at a loss. ‘Huh?’

“Let me ask you, have you lived long enough?” Duan Ye said sternly. “Why do you keep interrupting? This is the Fair Association! Why are you interfering there?”

“Oh, about that.” Chen Yu yawned. “I just don’t like the Fair Association. If I don’t argue with them, I won’t be able to think straight.”

“Yes, you’ll be able to think straight after you die.”

Chen Yu shrugged. “That’s fine too.”

“Fine your sister!” Duan Ye took a step forward and said in a low voice, “The Fair Association is DEFINITELY not some kind organization. Especially the Black-Robed Faction. They are also divided into different factions. Don’t talk nonsense, I can’t protect you.”

“Mm… Then I’ll protect you.” Chen Yu smiled.

Duan Ye’s entire body trembled.

After a long while, his sharp gaze slowly softened. “Protect yourself first.”

“…”

After saying that, the two of them did not speak to each other.

In the underground room, there was a short silence.

“Oh right.” Chen Yu suddenly reacted and slapped Duan Ye on the head, “F*ck, you deliberately teleported here, right?”

“No.” Duan Ye raised his index and middle fingers and pointed straight at the chandelier. “I swear to the chandelier, it’s really random.”

Pa.

The lights went out.

The room was completely dark.

Duan Ye: “…”

Chen Yu: “…”

Duan Ye: “Alright, I admit it. I deliberately aimed in this direction.”

Pa.

The lights came on.

“See.” Duan Ye said seriously, “I aimed here, but I can’t locate it from such a long distance. So it’s quite a coincidence.”

Pa!

The lights went out again.

Duan Ye: “…”

Chen Yu: “…”

“F*ck!” Duan Ye was irascible. “There must be a surveillance camera! There must be a surveillance camera! Someone is targeting me!”

Chen Yu was exhausted. “Why don’t you tell me the truth?”

“…Alright, I admit that I did use some special methods, but it’s mainly a coincidence.”

“…” The chandelier was indifferent.

“It’s a bit of a coincidence.”

“…” The chandelier was still unresponsive.

“F*ck! There are no coincidences, alright?! It was all me!”

Pa!

The chandelier lit up again.

Chen Yu said, “This light bulb might have been a lie detector in his past life.”

“Brother Yu, wait a moment.”

As he said that, Duan Ye stepped onto the bed, waved his hand, and shattered the light bulb!

Crash.

The scattered fragments landed on Chen Yu’s head, body, and feet.

“…”

“…”

“Then what do we do now?” After a long while, Chen Yu asked.

“What do you mean by ‘what do we do now’?”

“Do you want to smear our reputation?”

“We can open the window.”

“This is underground.”

“Oh, but there are some things that are better said in the dark.” Duan Ye’s tone was unhurried. “Brother Yu, are you interested…”

“Not interested,” Chen Yu said straightforwardly.

“…Aren’t you going to ask what it is? Just say that you’re not interested?”

“Isn’t it just to let me join the Fair Association?” Chen Yu sneered. “I’m not interested.”

Duan Ye frowned. “Are you sure that this is what I’m talking about?”

“Ah?” Chen Yu was stunned and surprised. “Then what is it?”

Duan Ye said, “Do you want to join the Fair Association?”

Chen Yu: “…Do you believe that I’ll twist your head off and turn it into a light bulb?”

“Brother Yu, I’m serious.”

In the dark environment, Duan Ye’s voice was extremely grave. “As the saying goes, the one who knows when to adapt is Lin Junjie. “You’ve seen the current situation. We’re in the base of the Fair Association’s Black-Robed Faction. My colleagues will definitely check our identities. It’s fine if it’s the White-Robed Faction. If you don’t join the Black-Robed Faction, you won’t be able to leave here alive.”

“Is it that serious?” Chen Yu raised his eyebrows.

“This is the Fair Association! Am I joking with you? Your current identity is still that of an elite class student from Beijing University. You’re an official member of Hongmiao Zheng. If you don’t join the Fair Association, you’ll really die.”

“You can open another spatial crack and send me out.”

“I don’t have any strength.”

“I’ll send it to you.”

“I don’t want it.”

Chen Yu: “…”

“Either you die here, or you join the Fair Association.”

Hearing this, Chen Yu narrowed his eyes. “Are you threatening me?”

“No.” Duan Ye said seriously, “I’m saving you.”

“…” Chen Yu remained silent.

In the darkness, his eyes darted around as he began to construct an escape plan in his mind.

When he had just teleported over, he had clearly seen the strength of those black-robed men.

The lowest level of strength was at Level 4 and above.

Among them, the leader was even at the peak of Level 6.

Other than using all the five bullets from his revolver, he could not deal with that group of people at all.

At the moment, the revolver was not fully loaded…

“Brother Yu, listen to me and join the Fair Association.” Duan Ye saw that Chen Yu did not speak and continued, “At least you can save your life.”

“Duan Ye.” Chen Yu’s tone was calm. “Tell me, as a human, what is the most valuable?”

“…Hmm.”

Duan Ye was defeated.

“So, either you teleport me out, or I die here.”

“Brother Yu…”

Duan Ye bit his lips. “We are brothers who have risked our lives together. No matter who I screw over, I won’t screw over you.”

“Those people from MLM said the same thing.”

“Those people from MLM were fooled.”

“Then are you sure you weren’t fooled?” Chen Yu wanted to laugh.

“No!” Duan Ye was resolute. “Brother Yu, the waters of this world run deep. Fairness isn’t the only thing that the society wants.”

“You still want to rule the world?”

“Wrong! Save the world.”

“…”

After a long while, Chen Yu thought that he had heard wrong. He stuck out his little finger and tapped his ear. “What did you say?”

Duan Ye: “Why are you tapping my ear?”

“Oh.” Chen Yu finally reacted and tapped his ear. “What do you think fairness will do?”

“Save the world.”

“…I’m dying.” Chen Yu was calm. “Pan Jinlian is about to become a chaste young lady.”

“In real history, Pan Jinlian was a chaste young lady to begin with.” Duan Ye patted Chen Yu’s shoulders. “Only fake and fabricated history would make Pan Jinlian a sl*t. And you, the officials, and even everyone else, are living in this fake history.”

“Is that so?”

Chen Yu crossed his arms and did not comment. “What’s the reason? Convince me.”

“…Alright, wait a moment.”

Turning around, Duan Ye pushed the door open and shouted into the corridor, “Is anyone there? Change a light bulb for me.”

“Sir, I’m here!”

A long-haired woman ran over and bowed deeply. “I was arranged by the higher-ups to be in charge of your daily life. May I know what you need?”

“The light bulb is broken. Change the light bulb.”

“Yes.”

The woman glanced into the room and saw Chen Yu sitting naked on the bed. She clicked her tongue and turned around to run.

As she ran, she mumbled, “He really knows how to play.”

Chen Yu, who had a good sense of hearing, was speechless

“The light bulb is broken.”

Chen Yu, who was expressionless, was speechless.

About five minutes later.

The woman changed the light bulb, looked at Chen Yu for a moment, then lowered her head and left.

“Eh?” Duan Ye was surprised. “That girl seems to have taken a liking to you.”

Chen Yu said, “That’s not what happened at all…”

“That’s right, she must have taken a liking to you…”

“Cut the crap, let’s get down to business.” Chen Yu stood up and closed the door, sneering. “Tell me about how your Fair Association is going to save the world.”

Click.

After cautiously locking the door, Duan Ye moved closer to Chen Yu’s ear. “First, let’s start with that question. Exotic beasts, why did they appear…”

In the quiet room.

Only Duan Ye’s ‘sparse’ voice was left.

The tone was so weak that it was hard to hear it clearly from half a meter away.

Very soon.

Duan Ye took a step back and finished his narration.

As for Chen Yu…

He was in a state of extreme shock…