This Curse Is Just Awesome

“Good guy.”

Duan Ye put up an awning and looked at the mushroom cloud slowly rising in the distance. He clicked his tongue. “Detonating a bomb in a pile of excrement, killing 1,000 enemies, and losing 1,000 yourself…”

Chen Yu: “This is called going to the excrement together.”

“…” Beside him, Ma Li frowned and thought for a moment. She was shocked. “Not good!”

“What’s not good… Hmm?” Chen Yu was stunned for a moment before he suddenly reacted and shouted, “Duan Ye! There’s a shockwave from the nuclear bomb!”

“…What the f*ck?!”

Duan Ye’s expression changed drastically. He quickly pressed his palms together and mobilized all the strength in his body.

“Martial Art — Wave Shield Wall!”

Bang!

A super large water curtain immediately appeared in front of everyone.

In the next second, under everyone’s shocked eyes, a wave of ‘filth’ surged toward them under the impact of the nuclear bomb!

“Quick! Hide behind me!” Duan Ye shouted.

Everyone rushed over.

Rumble…

The dirty wave was nearly ten meters high.

Everywhere it passed, vegetation, trees, and rocks were swallowed.

Chen Yu was terrified as he watched. “Duan Ye, if you can’t block it, I’ll tear your skin off!”

“F*ck, if there’s poop on it, I’ll tear it off myself…”

“This isn’t going to be a joint sh*t fight anymore. This is going to f*cking perish together with the entire scene!”

“Stop babbling.” Duan Ye’s forehead was covered in sweat. “Don’t disturb me.”

Chen Yu immediately shut up.

Rumble —

The earth shook.

The giant tree groaned.

The incoming filth was like the sky falling into the sea. It covered the sky and the earth as it smashed fiercely onto the water curtain that Duan Ye had condensed.

Dong!

The originally clear water curtain was immediately dyed brown.

“Retreat five meters!” Duan Ye roared loudly. He took out two crystals from his pocket and immediately retreated several meters. He smashed the crystals into pieces and pressed his hands heavily on the ground.

“Martial Arts — First Uncle To Repair the Door!”

Creak, creak, creak —

The ground instantly bulged and turned into a giant stone door, blocking everyone in front of them.

Boom!

The water curtain shattered. The dirt continued to smash on the giant door, creating a few cracks on the surface of the door.

“Martial Arts — Wave Shield Wall!”

Another water curtain took shape and blocked behind the giant door.

Boom…

When the giant door was also shattered, the remaining power of the ‘ocean wave’ was used up, and it was no longer a threat to everyone.

Phew…

Duan Ye took a deep breath, and his scalp went numb. “We can hold on.”

“Bullsh*t!”

“If I find out that it was that sand sculpture who planted the nuclear bomb, I’ll eat him!”

“Don’t eat him,” Chen Yu said. “His body must be covered in sh*t.”

Turning his head, Duan Ye looked around and saw the flowing feces. He wanted to die. “How do we get out now?”

“Don’t worry about that.” Chen Yu pointed forward. “Look over there. There seems to be a person floating over.”

Everyone looked in the direction Chen Yu pointed and saw a figure floating and sinking in the feces.

Everyone: “…Ugh.”

“Looks like he’s dead.” Chen Yu clicked his tongue.

“What’s the worst way to die in history?” Duan Ye asked.

Chen Yu: “It’s to die on sh*t.”

Duan Ye: “…F*ck, that’s awesome.”

“Eh, there are fluorescent beads!” Standing at the end of the line, Ma Li’s eyes lit up. “Two!”

“Duan Ye, put a layer of protection on Ma Li and let her fish them out.”

“Alright.”

“Then put another layer on me. I’ll go look for the exotic beasts. Let’s leave this lousy place quickly.”

“Alright.”

Duan Ye nodded and put a layer of protection on each of them.

“I’ll be leaving first.”

Waving his hand, Chen Yu took a step forward, wading in the soup, and soon disappeared from everyone’s sight.

“I…” The girl who had a good impression of Duan Ye was exhausted. She sat on the ground, tears streaming down her face. “I want to go home…”

“Wu…”

“This isn’t what I imagined the Global University Tournament to be like…”

…

Bang!

Bang! Bang…

In the forest, Chen Yu shuttled back and forth quickly.

Every time he landed, a circle of mud would splash up.

The surrounding trees were dyed with the color of chocolate, giving them a different flavor…

Roar!

Finally, after searching for a few minutes, Chen Yu found the first Level 3 exotic beast.

He saw that it was stuck in the ‘quagmire’, struggling in pain.

“This… is too damn dirty. I can’t take it.”

Chen Yu retched and gave up without hesitation, continuing to search.

Exotic beast: “…”

Another few minutes passed.

He encountered the second Level 3 exotic beast.

It was a deer-shaped exotic beast, about 14 meters tall, with feces on one side and no feces on the other…

“This one is alright.”

Nodding his head in satisfaction, Chen Yu pressed his palms together and unleashed his explosive energy.

Bang!

“Martial Art — Leap of Faith!”

[Body restrained: Explosive Power +37%]

After the buff was over, he stomped his left foot heavily and charged towards the exotic beast.

He had already seen through the ‘Enlightenment’ move.

If he could avoid using it, he would really try his best not to.

After his IQ dropped, he was truly too terrifying…

For example, when a president was a normal person, the outcome would be completely different from when an abnormal person was the president.

The former would benefit the world, while the latter… would subdue the world.

Dong!

A powerful punch pierced through the water curtain and smashed heavily on the head of the exotic beast, causing it to let out a hiss.

Following that, the deer-like exotic beast immediately counterattacked!

The man and the beast began to fight in the muddy ocean.

As it was a trap, Chen Yu couldn’t use his sword.

Without the help of BB longsword, he quickly figured out his current strength.

Constitution + 1.9 strength, able to fight a Level 3 exotic beast 50-50.

If he was blessed with the Leap of Faith, he could barely suppress a Level 3 beast.

‘That’s why I don’t have a sword. If I were to widen the distance between us, I might not even be able to win against Duan Ye in a bare duel.’

With this thought in mind, Chen Yu narrowed his eyes.

‘Professor Zhen should have made some progress by now. I need to raise my strength…’

…

Boom!

With the final heavy kick, the massive exotic beast fell to the ground, unconscious.

Chen Yu hurriedly landed, grabbed the relatively clean antlers of the other party, and dragged them in the direction of Duan Ye and the others.

He would also throw a punch from time to time to ensure that the exotic beast would remain unconscious.

Hua —

Hua —

The muddy dirt acted as a lubricant, making it very easy for Chen Yu to drag it.

Very quickly, he returned to the side of the group.

“Duan Ye, give this beast a rush.” Chen Yu shook his sore arm and pointed at the Level 3 exotic beast.

“Alright.”

Duan Ye readily agreed. He created a ball of water and threw it at Chen Yu.

Splash…

Chen Yu: “…”

Duan Ye: “Okay.”

“I told you to rinse it not me.”

“Oh, oh! Then why didn’t you say it clearly?”

“…You’re about to get beaten up. Soon.”

The beast’s body was washed clean.

Under Chen Yu’s command, everyone hurriedly stuffed the fluorescent beads into the beast’s mouth.

Halfway through, the beast woke up for a while, but before it could get up, it was cuckolded by Ma Li.

Instantly, it couldn’t move at all…

“This martial technique of yours, is it useful against the beast as well?” Walking to Ma Li’s side, Chen Yu lit a cigarette, looked at the cuckolded beast’s head, and asked.

“Yes.” Ma Li raised her eyebrows. “It’s useful against anyone but you.”

“No exceptions?”

“No. Ever since the day I competed with you, I haven’t been able to sleep. There’s a loophole in my ultimate skill.”

“Come, try to deduct it from me again.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes.”

Ma Li immediately took out a second green hat from her pocket and slapped it on Chen Yu’s head.

Slap!

[Cursed: Mobility +100%]

Chen Yu pretended to be stiff, but his mind was full of thoughts.

The control-type godly skill that was supposed to reduce mobility by 100% had become an ‘increase’ on him.

Although mobility did not equate to explosive power or speed…

However, a 100% increase was not to be underestimated.

‘If I use Leap of Faith, Enlightenment, and this cuckold, my combat power should be able to easily kill a Level 4…’

After thinking for a while, Chen Yu said, “That’s enough. Your move is quite effective. I can’t move anymore. Take it back.”

“You really can’t move anymore?” Ma Li blinked.

“Yes.”

“Are you sure?”

“I really can’t move anymore. What’s there to be sure about?”

“Is that so…” Ma Li stretched out her slender palm and touched Chen Yu’s chest.

Chen Yu: “…”

Ma Li: “Then I’m going to put it in gear…”

Chen Yu: “…”

Pa!

At this moment, Bahuang Yao suddenly appeared and slapped off the green hat on Chen Yu’s head. “Enough! Don’t bully Chen Yu.”

Chen Yu heaved a sigh of relief and gave a thumbs up. “Nice job!”

“My hat…” Ma Li turned her head and stared blankly at the green hat floating on the feces in the distance. “It’s stuck with feces…”

“Who… Who told you to touch that disgusting thing?” The girl’s face flushed red.

Chen Yu: “?”

Ma Li looked at Chen Yu. “She’s scolding you.”

“No! No! I… I mean who told you to do that disgusting thing!”

Chen Yu: “…”

Ma Li: “…She’s still scolding you.”

“I’m not!” The girl stomped her feet, her ears turning red.

“Alright, that’s all for now.” Chen Yu stretched out his hand and pushed Bahuang Yao away. “Don’t talk to the female pervert. She’ll lead you astray.”

“Hehe.” Ma Li winked. “Thank you for the compliment.”

After the girl left, she continued to pretend with everyone. Ma Li moved closer to Chen Yu’s ear. “My old classmate has changed a lot.”

“A lot?” Chen Yu carefully observed the girl’s upper body for a while. “I feel like there’s no change at all?”

“…I’m talking about her personality.”

“Oh, then it has indeed changed. Let’s not talk about this.” Chen Yu pointed at the green hat that was stained with filth in the distance and asked, “Can you teach me this martial technique of yours?”

“No.”

“I can pay.”

“With that little money of yours?” Ma Li shrugged. “It’s not enough for a few high-end restaurants.”

“Then tell me, what do I need to pay?” Chen Yu said seriously.

“You can’t pay anything.” Ma Li also said seriously, “I can’t teach this kind of life-saving trump card. Unless…”

“Unless I marry you?”

“Even if you can’t marry me, what if you get divorced? Unless we have a child and I teach my child.”

Chen Yu: “…”

“So don’t think about it.” Ma Li stretched. “The more you want to learn, the less Ma Ma will teach you.”

“Why?”

“Because I can see that this skill of mine is very important to you.” A crafty look flashed across Ma Li’s eyes. “If I teach it to you, won’t I be worthless?”

“…Tsk tsk.” Chen Yu scratched the corner of his mouth.

“You are a super thigh. I have to hug you properly. The more you need this martial skill, the more you naturally need me. A worthless supporting role will be abandoned very soon.”

Chen Yu: “You have too many tricks up your sleeve. No wonder you can’t sleep. You deserve it.”

“I didn’t want to have so many tricks up my sleeve either.”

Ma Li spread her hands, her gaze drifted towards Bahuang Yao. “But… Everyone’s fate is different. I have no talent, no background, and no good luck. I’m just an ordinary girl. I grew up in an orphanage with my sister. My childhood friends were very simple, but they all died.”

After saying that, Ma Li smiled and turned around to leave.

Chen Yu was left on the spot, thinking about something…

…

“Roar!”

Ten minutes later, the deer-like exotic beast rose up from the ground and let out a deafening roar.

“Go, be careful to hold back. Don’t kill it.”

Chen Yu gave the order, and everyone began to attack one after another. While scraping the exotic beast, they guided the exotic beast toward the outer ring.

Time passed quickly, and everyone walked further and further away.

Along the way, they met many classes, and many of them were strong, but none of them bothered Chen Yu and the others.

After all, in the elimination round, snatching beads or fishing for beads in the ‘soup’ was the main topic.

It was obvious that everyone didn’t carry fluorescent beads, so no one would target them.

“This trick will work!”

Chen Yu sat on the top of the exotic beast’s head and clenched his antlers tightly. He said in high spirits, “No one expected that there would be hundreds of beads in the stomach of this deer.”

“Hehehe…” Behind him, Duan Ye laughed strangely. “When we reach the exit, we’ll open up our stomachs in front of everyone, and the fluorescent beads will flow out. The effects of the show will definitely be great.”

“How far are we from the exit?” Chen Yu asked.

“We’re heading towards the north. At our current speed, we should only be two hours away.”

“Two hours…” Chen Yu tugged at the exotic beast’s horn forcefully and shouted to bhang Yao, who was leading the way below, “Little Yao, you can slow down a little.”

“Understood.”

The young girl nodded. She sent the exotic beast back four to five meters with a punch, and the speed of her retreat gradually slowed down.

“Brother Yu.” Duan Ye looked towards the south. “It seems like the fight is over at the manure pile.”

“En. I can’t hear anything from there anymore. A dirty bomb has completely stopped exploding.”

“I wonder how many beads God Yi has collected?”

“At most, no more than three hundred.” Chen Yu paused for a moment and continued to add, “Unless he also goes to the manure pile to fish.”

“Impossible. God Yi would go to sh*t?”

“…Hahaha, the scene is too beautiful.” Chen Yu was hit with a funny joke.

“Brother Yu! Someone’s coming!”

While the two were talking, Ma Li, who was in charge of scouting in the forest, rushed back with the thermal binoculars and shouted, “Let’s act.”

Chen Yu quickly came back to his senses. He picked up a temporary recording board and slapped it down hard. “Everyone, take your positions. Episode Six, the second shoot, begin!”

Pa!

Everyone’s spirits jolted, and they immediately began to attack the exotic beast in a chattering manner, pretending to be in a deathmatch with the exotic beast.

Not long after, three people appeared in front of them.

And coincidentally, these three people were all old acquaintances.

It was Brother Jie, who was trying to lead everyone on the helicopter…

When the three of them saw such a large group of people besieging a Level 3 exotic beast and still not being able to take it down for a long time, they couldn’t help but curl their lips in disdain.

“A bunch of noobs. Class Monitor, let’s go.”

“En…” Brother Jie nodded and prepared to lead his teammates to take a detour.

But as the two sides tightened, Brother Jie saw the ‘struggling’ Chen Yu on top of the exotic beast, and was stunned. “Eh? That kid… His name is Chen Yu, right?”

“Yes. He’s from our school.”

“Isn’t the fight pretty awesome?” Brother Jie was dumbfounded. “Why are there so many people, and they can’t even defeat a Level 3 exotic beast?”

“That’s normal.” His companion spread out his hands. “No matter how talented he is, he’s still only a Level 1 fighter.”

“Impressive. Then why is he acting cool with me…”

“Don’t bother about them, Class Monitor. We need to hurry to a place with sh*t.”

“…Wait a minute.” Brother Jie took out his steel gun, looking awe-inspiring. “After all, we’re from the same school, and we all agreed to join forces. They’re in danger, so we have to save them.”

“Class Monitor, that Chen Yu didn’t appreciate our kindness before. Why do we care about him?”

“Whether he appreciates our kindness or not is his business. Whether we save him or not is my business. To repay a grudge with kindness is to be a gentleman.”

Bang!

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly erupted with energy and rushed to the front of the Level 3 exotic beast at lightning speed. Under the shocked gazes of Chen Yu and the others, his spear pierced through the exotic beast’s throat!

Chen Yu: “…”

Everyone: “…”

The exotic beast: “…”

Boom!

The huge body of the deer-like exotic beast fell to the ground with a loud crash, sending up a cloud of dust.

Chen Yu and the others fell to the ground in a daze, and all of them had blank expressions on their faces..

“Hu…”

Controlling his strength to blow away the dust, Brother Jie’s back was facing everyone. He held the spear in one hand and pretended to be one for a moment before he swept his awe-inspiring gaze across the entire area. “All of you are safe now.”

Everyone: “…”

Step by step, he walked in front of Chen Yu. Brother Jie looked down from above. “Do you still remember me? My name is Brother Jie. Have you forgotten?”

Chen Yu: “…I can’t forget.”

“Although you said that you won’t join forces, you’re still my junior. I won’t lower myself to your level.” Brother Jie left behind a sentence and coolly turned around to leave. “Take care of yourself.”

“…”

“…”

Chen Yu: “…I…”

Brother Jie turned around and smiled. “No need to thank me. It’s what I should do. Let’s go.”

Chen Yu: “…F*ck you.”

Brother Jie: “?”

Chen Yu: “You won’t be able to leave.”

Brother Jie: “???”