This Curse Is Just Awesome

“Year 1, Class 2?”

“Year 1, Class 2, did you hear that?”

On the stage in the middle of the stadium, the host looked at the exit and repeated repeatedly, “Year 1, Class 2, Chen Yu, Duan Ye, and Bahuang Yao, please come on stage as soon as possible. Don’t waste time.”

“The higher-ups are getting anxious.” Duan Ye urged, “Hurry up!”

“It’s mainly you. Your balance is too f*cking bad. How do you usually walk?”

“How do I walk? I walk on my third leg!”

“What a waste…” Chen Yu sighed. “How about this? I’ll count to one. We’ll both walk on our left leg at the same time. On two, we’ll walk on our right leg at the same time.”

“Okay, okay, okay. Hurry up, hurry up…”

“Okay, one, two, one, two…”

Bahuang Yao: “…”

Under Chen Yu’s command, the two people who were ‘pierced’ by the magic staff could finally move forward smoothly.

“One, two, one, two, one…”

“One, two, one, one… two is the right leg! You can’t tell left from right!” Chen Yu stumbled and immediately roared.

Duan Ye retorted angrily, “You f*cking shouted an extra one just now!”

“That was a slip of the tongue! You use your prostate to think, and you also know that after you step on your left leg, you should step on your right leg, right?!”

“Who knows what’s going on in that brain of yours?”

“Stop babbling, hurry up and walk, 1, 2, 1, 2… I’m going to speed up! 1212121212…”

Just like that.

Under the sound of the two people arguing and cursing, and under the dumbfounded gazes of hundreds of thousands of people present,.

Chen Yu and Duan Ye ‘hobbled’ over step by step and walked to the middle of the many classes, standing in the position of Year 1 Class 2.

“Ah… Hahaha, what an interesting way to make an entrance.”

The host was stunned for a moment and quickly tried to smooth things over. “To walk together, to advance and retreat together, this fully expresses the beautiful quality of the students of Beijing University being united and upward.”

“It also shows the only way for us humans to survive in the apocalypse! That is unity! That is connection! That is unity and cooperation between us!”

“In the face of the ferocious Beast Tide, fighting separately and resisting in the branch hall is only a dead end for us. Only when we gather all our strength to do great things like our country can we create hope and create miracles!”

The host shouted with both hands in excitement.

Hualala…

The stadium was filled with thunderous applause.

Duan Ye was surprised and looked Chen Yu up and down. “Brother Yu, I didn’t expect that you would have such deep thoughts when you tied us together.”

Chen Yu: “… Yes. Basic sh*t.”

On the stage, seeing the jubilant atmosphere, the host let out a sigh of relief. Then, he put down the microphone and shouted to Chen Yu and Duan Ye, “The two of you make way.”

Chen Yu and Duan Ye: “?”

“Please show Ms. Bahuang Yao behind you. We want to shoot a close-up of her. Don’t block her way.”

Chen Yu and Duan Ye: “…”

“Hurry up and make way,” the host urged.

Chen Yu and Duan Ye looked at each other, pursed their lips with the same expression, and then separated.

“Squeak.”

The staff that was tied up was pulled back…

Chen Yu: “Big sand sculpture! Can’t you walk in the same direction as me?”

Duan Ye: “Who knows which direction you’re going? Male, left, female, right. Why would I walk to the right?”

Chen Yu: “Left, walk to the left.”

Duan Ye: “Okay.”

The two of them took a big step to the left.

Bang.

Then, the head of the staff hit the waist of a female student on the left.

“You…” The female student was furious. “You’re hurting me!”

Duan Ye said, “What’s the matter? We’re just rubbing against each other.”

Chen Yu said, “That’s right. We didn’t use any strength to rub against each other. How painful can it be? Pretentious…”

The female student: “…”

Making way, the trembling Bahuang Yao was exposed before the host’s eyes. The host was excited. “Ms. Bahuang Yao, do you want to say a few words?”

“No… No.” The girl’s face was flushed red as she shook her head frantically.

“Just a few words will do.”

“No!”

“Alright…”

The host clicked her tongue regretfully as he raised the microphone. He continued to speak in a clear voice, “Then all the participating classes of Beijing University have come on stage. Next, it was time for the students of Tsinghua University to make their appearances. As one of the top universities at home and abroad, Tsinghua University has educated countless geniuses and made an indelible tribute to the overall strength of mankind…”

When the contestants at the back entered the arena, their style was much more normal.

Before long, Chen Yu saw Ma Li and her group of underlings enter the arena as well.

This caused the audience to cry out in surprise.

After all, there were very few first-year students who dared to participate in the Global University Tournament.

Moreover, Ma Li was a first-year student and an ordinary student, so she was even rarer.

“Hey.”

When she saw Chen Yu looking at her, Ma Li playfully blinked her eyes. She lifted the bottom of her pants, revealing the threads underneath. She opened her mouth and said, “We’ll play chess in a while.”

Chen Yu: “…”

“Brother Yu, is that girl…” Duan Ye’s eyes darted around. “Yes… That’s right! She’s the one who cheated on you, right?”

Chen Yu: “…”

“That woman is a little scheming. You can’t wear a condom…”

Chen Yu: “Ah?”

“Oh, it’s you. You can’t fall for it!”

Chen Yu: “Oh…”

Bahuang Yao: “…”

When the host finished introducing the students of Tsinghua University, the speed at which he spoke suddenly sped up.

He became more and more perfunctory…

“Next, please welcome South University’s Year 4, Class 3, and Year 4, Class 6, as well as Year 3, Class 1, Year 3, Class 5, and Year 2 Class 1…”

“Next up are the four classes of Princeton College. Come on up.”

“Next up are Houston University, South Africa University, and jd.com University. As neighbors, all of you can go on stage together…”

One class after another, as if they were refugees, they stuck close to each other, ‘rushing’ forward and ‘squeezing’ back, lining up to go on stage.

…

[Affected by unknown interference: Clear Thinking Improvement -1]

When the introduction of the 1,200-plus classes was halfway through.

An electronic synthesized sound suddenly rang in Chen Yu’s ears, causing him to be stunned. Then, he sighed faintly.

“It seems that the change in the soul is also reversed…”

As a national treasure, the ability of the Haotian Staff was too powerful.

Even though Chen Yu already had a prediction in his heart from the beginning, he still wore the staff with the attitude of giving it a try.

Now that the outcome was right before his eyes, he could only give up on unrealistic fantasies…

“What a pity.”

Muttering, Chen Yu unhesitatingly untied the rope on the staff and separated himself from Duan Ye.

“You’re free.”

Lowering his head, he looked at the rope on the ground and then raised his head to look at Chen Yu. Duan Ye was shocked. “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing.” Chen Yu waved his hand. “I’ve spent enough time with you.”

After a moment of silence, Duan Ye picked up his staff. He felt a strange feeling in his heart. “I feel like you’ve changed.”

Chen Yu: “…”

“Back then, you were the one who pursued me. I clearly didn’t agree to it, but you insisted on being together. Then, we got together. We’ve been through so much along the way. It wasn’t easy for us to stabilize ourselves, so why are you suddenly going to leave me?”

Chen Yu: “…”

“Alright then…” Duan Ye took a deep breath. “Now that you say you want to separate, so be it. Don’t even think about coaxing me back in the future.”

Chen Yu: “…”

Duan Ye: “If life were only a few short years, I wouldn’t blame you. But our relationship can’t withstand the test of a mere few years…”

Chen Yu: “Are you f*cking done yet?”

“…” Duan Ye shrunk his neck and wanted to say something, but he hesitated. “How about… We just make do with it? So what if it’s true separation?”

Clang!

Chen Yu suddenly pulled out his long sword.

“F*ck! As soon as I’m having a heart-to-heart talk with you, I’ll f*cking do it. Fine! Leave, leave, leave…”

…

About half an hour later.

The 1,206 classes and 5,788 people who participated in the competition had all appeared on stage.

After the host on stage continued to speak a few more official words, he bowed and left.

Following that, above the Bird’s Nest Stadium, at the oval-shaped opening, a mattress ‘floated’ in, carrying a ‘huge’ and a small figure, appearing in front of everyone.

With Chen Yu’s hearing, he could still faintly hear the two people arguing.

“Director, you’re heavy again.”

“Shut the f*ck up! It’s your strength that has deteriorated.”

“I… I can’t hold on anymore… I can’t hold on anymore…”

“If you can’t even bear this little weight of mine, how can you take over the world?”

“You… You’re much heavier than the world.”

“Shut up! Useless thing…”

He let out a long sigh and felt the shaky mattress. Feeling helpless, Gou Sheng could only stand up and somersault down like a round top.

Whoosh —

Over a hundred meters in the air.

He weighed nearly half a ton.

Gou Sheng seemed to have turned into a shooting star as he drew a sharp whistling sound. Under the focus of hundreds of thousands of eyes and thousands of cameras, he fell heavily onto the stage.

Boom!

The ground shook three times in that instant.

The dust that rose up looked like a mushroom cloud no matter how one looked at it…

Chen Yu: “…”

Everyone: “…”

“Cough.”

“Cough, cough, cough…”

About half a minute later, Gou Sheng crawled out of the pit, his face covered in dust and his clothes in a mess.

He wanted to put his hands on his waist, but he realized that his waist was too wide and was completely out of reach. He could only find a ‘handsome’ position and unleash his strength.

Boom!

A terrifying aura instantly spread out!

The smoke and dust were blown away in the blink of an eye.

Under such pressure, whether it was the audience outside the lawn or the players in the lawn, regardless of their strength, all of them felt a tightness in their chests that made it difficult for them to breathe smoothly.

“Level 7…”

Duan Ye was absent-minded. “This Gou… Director Gou is actually Level 7…”

“After all, he’s the Director of Education.” Chen Yu narrowed his eyes. “He’s definitely a high-ranking member of the school.”

“Stomach-cutting!”

After clearing his throat, Gou Sheng wiped off the dust on his body and swept his gaze across the entire stadium. His voice was as loud as thunder. “F*ck… My name is Gou Sheng, Director of the Education Department at Beijing University. I am honored to be the president and referee of this year’s Global University Tournament.”

“Due to some special reasons, the competition has been moved forward by two days. Therefore, on behalf of the entire country, I would like to apologize for any inconvenience caused to the contestants.”

“Sigh…”

Hearing that he had been booed by a representative from Beijing University, the entire stadium was filled with boos.

“Shut the f*ck up!”

Gou Sheng suddenly roared, and the storm spread out!

It was as if the shockwaves had passed through one layer after another, and everyone was shocked into complete silence…

At a close distance, many of the cameras in the stadium had been shattered.

“Cough.”

Gou Sheng loosened his tie and crossed his arms in front of his chest. He said expressionlessly, “Enough small talk. I will now introduce the competition plan. I will only say it once.”

“Due to the large number of classes participating in the 29th Global University Tournament, the competition system will be reformed. It will be divided into two parts.”

“One, put 1,206 classes into a closed venue and compete for the top 100. The remaining 1,106 classes will all be eliminated.”

After saying this, the hearts of the 5,000 plus people on the lawn tightened.

Gou Sheng ignored the strange expressions of the crowd and continued, “Second, the top 100 will return to the stadium to fight in the group arena, and the final winner, second runner-up, and third runner-up will be selected.”

Hearing this, Chen Yu subconsciously glanced at Ma Li in the distance.

It was exactly as the other party had predicted.

“Now, explain the detailed rules of the first part.”

Gou Sheng jumped off the stage and slowly walked among the contestants with his hands behind his back. “In half an hour, everyone will be on a transport plane and enter the competition venue in batches. There are many exotic beasts in the venue that the competition team has ‘prepared’ in advance.”

Hearing this, Chen Yu stole a glance at Ma Li…

“In the bodies of those exotic beasts, the competition team has fed a total of 1,000 fluorescent beads. Your mission is to kill those exotic beasts and seize the beads of light. Or…”

Gou Sheng’s voice paused slightly, and the corners of his mouth rose coldly. “Defeat the other contestants and seize their beads of light.”

“…” The classes fell silent.

“Excuse me, Sir.” Suddenly, a one-eyed young man in a Japanese warrior uniform among the crowd spoke up. “Do you mean to kill by defeating them?”

“Oh. Of course, you can, but I don’t recommend that you do so.” Gou Sheng raised his eyebrows and looked at the Japanese contestant with a profound meaning. “Because your little lives may have other uses…”

“If you kill too many of your students, will you be punished by your school?”

“No. If you can, do it.”

“Thank you, no more questions.”

“Do you have any more questions?” Gou Sheng swept his gaze across the audience.

The students remained silent.

“Okay, then let’s talk about the rewards of ranking.” Gou Sheng smiled, took out a pen-shaped object, and pressed the button.

Shua!

A huge virtual projection was displayed in the air.

“Before this year’s Global University Tournament was held, it was said that the top 100 would have prizes. Naturally, this is not a lie. The list is as follows.”

“From the 50th to the 100th place, from the most to the least, there will be many boxes of Qi Boosting Pills. Each box will have 100 pills.”

The gazes of the five thousand people in the arena focused at the same time.

One Qi Boosting Pill was sold for at least 20,000 yuan.

Then, even the 100th place would get at least one box of Qi Boosting Pills worth two million yuan…

“These days are really too long…” Chen Yu couldn’t help but swallow his saliva.

“Then, from the 10th to the 49th place.” Gou Sheng slid the virtual projection. “From the most to the least, the reward is more than one Spirit Enhancing Pill.”

“Hu…”

The stadium, which had hundreds of thousands of people, was filled with low cries of surprise.

“Brother… Brother Yu.” Duan Ye was stunned. “Even Spirit Enhancement Pills? Doesn’t the government feel bad?”

Chen Yu: “…”

“Quiet.”

The noisy stadium made Gou Sheng frustrated.

His sharp gaze swept across the stadium, and the audience immediately shut their mouths.

“Next, the reward for the 1st to 9th place.”

His fat right hand slid across the projection, and three three-dimensional images of treasures were displayed one after another.

“The ninth place, the prize is the crystal of the Rolla Mountain. It comes from the strange realm of the Rolla Mountain. As long as it is within a meter of the crystal, it can continuously increase its strength, as if it is within the strange realm of the Rolla Mountain. It is priceless… F*ck! Don’t shout!”

The last three words caused the audience who were about to open their mouths to shut their mouths again…

“F*ck, Brother Yu!”

Duan Ye was shocked. “If we get one of these…”

“I’ll kick you out.” Chen Yu was expressionless.

Duan Ye: “…”

“Eighth,” Gou Sheng said, “The prize is the T9 Series injection produced by China Laboratory. It can be…”

As the ranking rose, treasures that ordinary warriors could not even see were ‘born’ one after another.

The more than five thousand people in the lawn began to feel a little strange.

The fire and greed in their eyes couldn’t be concealed even if they were as rational as Ma Li.

“Next is the third prize, the egg of the Ghost-Faced Giant Lizard.”

Gou Sheng’s expression became serious. “It came from Amazon’s Alien Realm No. 4. The adult strength of the Ghost-Faced Giant Lizard in the alien realm isn’t inferior to a Level 5 warrior. After hatching it and taming it from a young age with a special method, you can have a helper whose strength is comparable to a Level 5 martial artist.”

“The second prize is the Martial Arts Holy Book. The pages are made from the Void Spirit Wood in Shennongjia from the Great Northern Alien Realm. Those who carry it can greatly increase their spiritual power. It can be considered a holy object that martial arts majors dream of. Therefore, it’s called the Martial Arts Holy Book…”

“Brother Yu!” Duan Ye’s eyes instantly turned red, and his muscles tensed up. “I want that thing!”

Chen Yu: “If you’re tired, then sleep for a while. There’s everything in the dream.”

Duan Ye: “…”

“Finally.” Gou Sheng suddenly turned off the projection. He mobilized his energy, and his voice spread across the field. “It’s the prize for the first prize. It’s also our country’s national treasure.”

Everyone’s breathing stopped, and they stared at Gou Sheng’s fat body.

“It is…”

With a mocking smile on his face, Gou Sheng reached into his arms and took out a silver revolver. “National Treasure — Magnum .44. ‘Good and Evil’ are rewarded.”

“What kind of f*cking name is this?”

Like many of the audience, Chen Yu was confused.

However, the eyes of the contestants who knew what Good and Evil was about to pop out of their sockets.

“Magnum .44’s Good and Evil will be rewarded. It is the pinnacle product of our country’s chief weaponsmith. It has perfectly fused with the soul orb produced in the foreign land of Moscow. It can accurately identify the good and evil in the hearts of humans.”

“Its function is: every six and a half days, it will automatically generate a bullet of energy. The maximum number of bullets it can generate is five.”

“If the target has malicious intentions at that time, it will greatly reduce the function of the body. The more malicious the target is, the higher the effect. In serious cases, regardless of the level, it will even cause shock and near death.”

“If the victim had good intentions, it would stimulate the cells in the body and heal all the injuries. The greater the goodwill, the better the effect. At the critical moment, although it’s not realistic to have the flesh and bones of a dead person, it’s completely possible to hang on to one’s life…”

After the introduction, Gou Sheng carefully put away his revolver.

Meanwhile, the brains of the others who did not understand this ‘national treasure’ were already frozen.

“This… This world…”

“There’s actually such an amazing thing…”

“Duan Ye!” Chen Yu’s eyes instantly turned red, and his muscles tensed up. “I want that thing!”

Duan Ye: “If you’re tired, then sleep for a while. There’s everything in dreams.”

Chen Yu: “…”