This Curse Is Just Awesome

Translator: Simple MTL  Editor: Simple MTL

When he reached the second floor of the old villa, Chen Yu immediately saw a pig-shaped exotic beast lying in the middle of the living room.

It was lying naked on the operating table. It had been dead for a long time.

Chen Yu subconsciously glanced at Professor Zhen and shivered.

“Yes, it’s just as you thought.” Professor Zhen fastened his belt and patted the pig skin. “But I’m doing it for research.”

Chen Yu: “…”

“If you indulge in lust, your cultivation will regress. Apart from creating martial techniques, I’ve also been researching this field. But as you can see…” Professor Zhen spread out his hands. “The school didn’t assign me an assistant for research, so I had no choice.”

Chen Yu: “…”

Professor Zhen: “If you want to despise me, then do it boldly.”

“No.” Chen Yu shook his head. “You are sacrificing yourself for science. As long as the school gives me an assistant for this kind of research, I actually want to do it too.”

“Unfortunately, it would be great if you were a student of Tsinghua University.”

“It would be even better if you were a tutor of Beijing University.”

“Let’s not talk about this for now.” Professor Zhen pushed open the operating table, pulled over a sliding blackboard, and pointed at the complicated diagram of the human body on it. He was in high spirits. “This is the newest martial technique I’ve created. It hasn’t been named yet. It can increase jumping ability by 24%, and there are no side effects.”

“Increase jumping ability by 24%, what level is this?”

“It’s an average level.”

“This is simply a waste of your talent!” Chen Yu sighed.

“Yes. You’re right. So, I’ve decided to reverse the process.”

“You can create a martial technique that can reduce jumping power by 24%,” Chen Yu suggested.

“Yes.” Professor Zhen nodded heavily. “There are too many martial techniques that can increase jumping power, and the reduction has yet to appear. I, Zhen Congming, will make up for the lack of research in this field in our country.”

“Okay!” Chen Yu clapped his hands hard.

Professor Zhen was also very happy. He decisively erased the black and white blueprint and recomposed it.

Ever since he was promoted to a professor and had the qualification to create his own cultivation technique, he had never been so motivated!

A natural talent must be useful!

He had such an important research, and there were so many leaders and experts in Tsinghua University, but none of them could see through it as clearly as a primary school student.

It was really… The tragedy of the national education system.

Why were there so many educational avengers?

It was because there were too few ‘discerning people’…

With this thought in mind, Professor Zhen was more and more happy as he drew, and his gaze towards Chen Yu became gentler and gentler. “Little kid, my name is Zhen Congming. What’s your name?”

“My name is Chen Yu.”

“Chen Yu… Good name. This name is good.” Professor Zhen nodded in satisfaction. “This name sounds like Bo Le.”

“You flatter me.”

“Student Chen Yu, as the saying goes, a bosom friend is not old. It must be fate for us to meet today. Why don’t we become sworn brothers? We don’t wish to be born in the same year, same month, same day, but wish to die in the same year, same month, same day. What do you think?”

Chen Yu: “…”

“Sigh…” Seeing Chen Yu’s silence, Professor Zhen sighed. “The secular world is still limited to the secular world. Student Chen Yu, as a strong person, don’t care about the opinions of others. So what if we are sworn friends?”

Chen Yu: “…”

“Why can’t people who love each other be together? Why does it have to become…”

Chen Yu: “???”

Zhen Congming, who was immersed in his writing, seemed to be isolated from the outside world. Humming a messy song, his hands quickly danced on the blackboard.

Reaching out, Chen Yu waved his hands in front of Zhen Congming’s eyes. When he found that the other party didn’t respond, he took a few steps back and observed the surroundings.

This was the living room on the second floor of the villa.

Looking at the various documents scattered all over the floor, it was probably Zhen Congming’s workshop.

Chen Yu scanned the room and soon found a row of large bookshelves near the window. They were filled with martial techniques without numbers or names.

Turning his head and glancing at Zhen Congming, Chen Yu tiptoed to the bookshelf, took out one of the books, and opened the cover.

[Enlightenment: Gather energy in the Tongtian and Yuzhen acupoints to increase the user’s intelligence for a short period of time. However, there is a chance that the brain signals will be distorted and the body will be stiff. Note: the chance of being stiff is 76.5%, the chance of being temporarily paralyzed is 23.5%…]

“Isn’t this 100% combined?”

“So this martial technique is his as well.”

Closing the book, Chen Yu looked at Zhen Congming, “He is so smart…”

“If it were me, I would have lowered my IQ, a 76.5% chance of breaking out, and a 23.5% chance of breaking out at an even faster speed…”

“Good stuff, I’ve learned it.”

Putting down the martial technique, ‘Enlightenment’, Chen Yu continued to search on the bookshelf and soon found the second cultivation technique that he liked.

[Self-Destruction Immovable Body Explosion: Explodes all the strength in the body and infuses it into the surrounding enemy units, in order to cause the opponent’s dantian to collapse. Note 1: The process of the explosion of strength is irreversible until the dantian is exhausted. Note 2: During the use of the martial technique, it cannot be moved…]

[Director of Tsinghua Institute of martial arts comments: Enemies whose level is far lower than yours do not need to use it. Enemies of the same level, even if they use it, it is useless. Forgive me for not understanding the meaning of its existence…]

(Comment by the director of Tsinghua Institute of Martial Arts: Blacklist this professor! Self-destruct to replenish the enemy’s energy? This idiot…)

“…”

“F*ck…”

“This is a big move!”

Turning his head, Chen Yu glanced at Zhen Congming who was still focused on writing. He licked his lips and touched the cover of the book.

According to the introduction above, if he used this skill instead, it would be the complete opposite…

1: Absorb the Qi of all the people around him, and his dantian would dry up and turn into someone else.

2: The process can be reversed.

3: During the process of using the martial skill, he can move…

“Star-Sucking Great Art Plath Edition?”

With the support of his constitution, how fast was his speed?

Even if the other party was stronger, as long as he chased after the other party and ‘sucked’ him, the other party would sooner or later be sucked dry!

Moreover, his [Curse] characteristic meant that he was not afraid of exploding his body and dying.

Whether it was 1V1 or 1VN, this move was invincible!

Chen Yu was so excited that he almost peed.

This book, [Self-Destruction Immovable Body Explosion], was tailor-made for him…

“What are you doing?” Suddenly, Zhen Congming appeared by his side and curiously observed, “Your pretty black face is already red from holding it in.”

“Professor Zhen! I saw another classic!” Chen Yu raised the exploding body in his hand. “The self-exploding energy filled the bodies of the people around me… This is like a god’s thought process! It’s too awesome…”

“Ah… this one.” Zhen Congming scratched his head and said in embarrassment, “This is the most criticized martial technique for me. They all said that I’m crazy and that they would be stupid to learn it.”

“I’ll learn it!”

“…Ah?”

“I’m stupid!”

Chen Yu held up the book high. “This SSS level martial technique, if I don’t learn it, I’ll be completely heartless. Self-destructing to replenish the enemy’s energy, how great is this spirit? As the saying goes, when revenge is avenged, sacrificing me will bring happiness to thousands of families! You’ve already found the most powerful force in the world!”

Zhen Congming was confused, “What… What power?”

Chen Yu looked at the book in his hand, “That… is love.”