The Undying Mecha Emperor

Yes.

I kid you not.

It certainly was an extremely action packed month for me.

As they say, when it rains, it pours.

I guess that same concept applies to exciting life changing torrents of good luck as well.

In just two short months, I had lived through enough excitement to fill probably three hundred thousand words worth of those online novels which youngsters nowadays like to read so much.

(A/N: No kidding. I am at 305k words lol)

For a normal person, even just a single day, any day, of the past thirty days of my life, would be enough excitement to last them for years.

Alas for me, it was barely the beginning of my incredible odyssey. If my life is a novel, the things that I had lived through in the past fifteen years could probably make up a three million word novel!

(A/N: Too long? :D)

Thousands upon thousands of exciting events laid in wait for me within the next eleven months of my life, and one such event was unfolding right before my eyes at that moment.

Well, not eyes per se because I wasn't experiencing it through them, but my senses. Specifically, my resonance.

And in the grand scheme of things compared to the many exciting events of my life, I dare say that the particular fight between the golden mechas ranked pretty high up.

Of course it did.

It wasn't everyday that a battle at such magnitude with such far reaching impacts happened. As you probably know, and in many ways that you probably have no idea about, that fateful battle changed the trajectory of the progression of the world's events in a major way.

I will detail them as best I can here.

"Yes we cracked the code. We are now able to track every single golden mecha owned by the Americans, and thus by proxy, also the approximate positions and strengths of the European golden mechas." My big bro said calmly.

"Impressive. With the European golden mecha I absorbed..." I allowed my words to trail.

"We will have a good chat later. For now, the Americans are here!" My big bro said with a slight tinge of excitement in his voice.

And so they were.

We had front line seats to an epic show, and all the actors had finally taken the stage.

"This is Captain Karlson Jareth of the USAA Special Forces. Lay down your arms and surrender yourself. I repeat, lay down your arms and su-"

"SURRENDER YOUR F***ING HEAD YOU UNCLE F***ER!" Roared the angry European. "THIS IS RETALIATION FOR DARING TO KIDNAP PRINCESS LOUISA! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE! DIE!!"

The European golden mecha fired off two quick shots at Captain Karlson Jareth's golden mecha!

KA-KABOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!

A massive explosion erupted with startling power from the location of the Captain's golden mecha.

However, my resonance was telling me that his golden mecha was perfectly fine.

The Captain had managed to protect himself and his team perfectly.

"Your unwarranted aggression towards Japan is in complete breach of our countries' agreement. We will now retaliate with deadly force. Prepare to greet your ancestors in hell, you European bozo." Captain Karlson Jareth shouted loudly in a mixture of formal language and personal insult even as a fearsome hum of power sounded from his side.

"Hey Drags, the Captain is pissed isn't he? I haven't heard him curse in ages." Came a laughing female voice from one of the Americans.

"He is certainly pissed, Phoenix. But not as pissed as the day you stole his cat. He tore down the barracks looking for it, remember?" Said a sombre male voice which was probably the dude with the call sign "Drags".

"Remember? Of course I remember. I was IN that barracks!" Phoenix shouted loudly. "AND I did NOT steal his cat! I found it! And I took care of it! Fed it! An-"

"You two shut the hell up and take up flanking positions." Snapped a fourth voice, a stern and rather pissed off female voice. "They have two comrades lurking underwater nearby. Watch them properly. And prepare to capture that noisy bastard."

"Yes madam Waterfall! As you order, madam Waterfall!" Drags replied immediately.

"Ha! Simp!" Came the fifth and final voice.

"Shut up Bracula. At least I dare to express my feelings!" Drags shouted back at the unlucky dude whose call sign was a ridiculous "Bracula".

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" Bracula roared.

Alas for him, the rest ignored him with practiced aloofness.

But he wasn't the only one being ignored.

"You Americans talk too much. I, Zorro, will kill you all and show you the complete might of the European Empire!" Zorro the angry European shouted. He was probably filled a little bit miffed that the Americans could be chit chatting so casually even though he just unleashed a full nuclear explosion in the vicinity!

"Zorro the German Bozo? Is that really you?" Drags said in mock amazement.

"Not German you bozo. He is Spanish!" Bracula shouted at his team mate.

"He's not Spanish you bra-zo. He is Portugese!!" Waterfall shouted at her team mate as well.

"I AM FRENCH! DIE YOU IZIOTS!!" Zorro the French Bozo shouted and corrected his enemies without denying the bozo part.

"HA! HE ADMITS HE IS A BOZO! WHAT A BOZO!" Drags shouted gleefully.

But his shout of glee turned into shouts of horror as an incorrigibly large fireball stretching at least a mind blowing hundred meters in diameter suddenly flew towards them!

Zorro the French Bozo had gone completely bonkers and he was unleashing his most powerful attacks upon the five comedia- I mean, Americans.

Captain Karlson.

Phoenix. Drags. Waterfall. Bracula.

These were the five representatives of the USAA that day. And despite their ferocious talent with their mechas, they wouldn't look out of place in America Got Talent or some other talent show, participating as a five man comedian group.

"Nuclear fire? You are a mad dog completely out of control. I will be doing the European Empire a service by putting you down." Captain Karlson said coldly as he too unleashed his own powerful skill.

"Absolute Silence."

Whoosh!!

An invisible barrier shot out from the outlines of his Spartan roundshield and very accurately wrapped itself around the large fireball like an impenetrable clingwrap.

Boom.

A muted explosion rang out from within the invisible barrier and within a split second, the nuclear fire winked out of existence.

"Holy smokes. Insane offense and insane defense!" I could feel my jaw dropping at the simple but mind blowing exchange.

The fact that the power of a nuclear explosion could be tamed and placed within a rifle bullet to be unleashed at will is already a ridiculous idea that, beyond all expectations, could somehow be made into reality.

However at the same time, there was actually a technology that could so effectively AND so completely negate that ferocious power!

We are truly in an age of miraculous technological advancement, and that particular exchange was the perfect example.

"You think you can stop me with your puny tricks? Eat this you Americano Sausages!" Screamed the completely bonkers Zorro the French Bozo.

Vooosh! Voooossh!!! Voossshh!!! Vooooooshhh!!!!

His rifle belched out tens of massive fireballs in quick succession and completely lit up the dark night and changed the Southern Japanese coast into afternoon!

Ridiculous.

"He is out of his mind. We must take him down completely and at once. Four Star Prison on my command." Captain Karlson said grimly as his shield glowed a brilliant white in colour and unleashed several large invisible barriers that surged towards the tens of fireballs.

Like before, the invisible barriers quickly wrapped themselves around the massive fireballs.

However, Zorro the French Bozo was not a dumbass who would keep attacking in the same obviously easy to counter manner.

In a shocking development, Zorro the French Bozo suddenly burst out laughing!

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

At the same time, each of the tens of massive fireballs suddenly burst into hundreds of smaller fireballs and then shot out in every direction before turning around and speeding towards the Japanese Mainland.

"BASTARD!!" Captain Karlson shouted in horror.

If allowed to go on, those smaller fireballs would make a barbeque out of the whole country of Japan!

Without being told, all four of his team turned around and sped after the fireballs. They whipped out their own rifles and every single automated aiming and firing weapon system they had upon them, and started to shoot down the thousands of mini fireballs.

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

The already bright night sky lit up once more as tens, then hundreds of mini nuclear explosions started to pepper the sky and made it look like it was raining mushroom clouds!

"I will kill you today, Zorro." Captain Karlson said with deathly coldness in his voice as his wondrous golden mecha suddenly started to transform rapidly.

Within moments, the humanoid golden mecha was gone, and was replaced by ten smaller mechas.

And they weren't just ten normal mechas.

They were ten dragons!