The Undying Mecha Emperor

At those words, I was already fighting really hard to hold back my laughter.

Trust Barrick Rui to take a prank and bring it all the way to near traumatic shock levels on Roland's mind!

"No, of course I am not lying." Barrick Rui lied smoothly. "Being a girl is so awesome. You get boys chasing after you, buying you flowers, giving you gifts, treating you to delicious meals. Plus, I heard my eldest sister talk to her best friend about something supremely miraculous. Something that she said was so nice that she almost died in pleasure."

He paused for effect and looked at me to continue the prank.

"What's that?" I asked in a steady voice, with my face completely scrunched up to keep myself from cracking up.

"Multiple ogazems." Barrick Rui said seriously.

"Ogazems? What's that?" I asked in genuine confusion.

"Well, I am not so sure myself. But my sister mentioned it in the context of creating love with her husband or something. She said it made her the happiest woman on earth. And she said that it was just too bad guys are not able to experience it." Barrick Rui explained.

"I see." I nodded and filed those two words in my mind for future reference. "Well I hope you will get multiple ogazems everyday for the rest of your life once you become a girl."

"I hope so. Hey Roland, you need to eat more. You don't want to become a flat chested girl, do you?" Barrick Rui said loudly. "If you want to have mountain sized titties like that cafetaria aunty which you keep staring at, you need to eat at least three times more than what you're eating now!"

At the mention of mountain sized breasts, Jack Yang finally couldn't take it anymore.

"HAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! If Roland actually becomes a girl and has mountain sized titties like that, he definitely won't be able to stand up straight! Those mountains would be too heavy!! HAHAHAHAHA!" He roared with laughter.

I joined in the laughter and soon all four of us were laughing together.

Which, of course, reverberated very loudly in the deadly silent dormitory.

WHAM!!

Our dorm room door slammed opened, and a pissed off looking instructor appeared.

She was dressed in black combat tights and a high grade combat spear was gripped tightly in her off hand.

"What is going on here." She asked in a soft but dangerous voice. "What is it about mountain sized titties that's so funny?"

At that, all four of our gazes zoomed in on her chest area, and beheld her own mountain sized titties, which was clearly accentuated by her tight combat suit, in awesome wonder.

We may be very young, but the topic of titties was already very exciting for us.

We all gulped nervously and gave her awkward smiles.

"I want no more sound from this room for the rest of the night, do you understand? If I hear so much as a snore from any one of you, I will make sure you all wear fake mountain sized titties on your chests for the rest of the week!" She threatened us with what I considered to be the scariest threat for kids ever conceived by the human mind.

"YES MA'AM!" We all shouted loudly.

Wham!

She slammed the door close on us.

The four of us exchanged funny looks and the largest grins ever before we pulled our blankets up and fell asleep.

It was a good reunion for the four of us.

We all woke up bright and early the next day, right before the general alarm clock rang out.

I sighed deeply as soon as I woke up, and prepared my heart for an interrogation with the demoness.

However, as it turned out, a short memo had been shoved through from under the room door that simply said "Justin, morning meeting with demoness cancelled. Go to class and stay out of trouble."

"Yes!!!" I shouted as a massive burden seemed to be lifted off my chest.

"What's that?" Roland Hu asked nosily as he grabbed the memo from my hand.

He glanced at it quickly before throwing it to Jack Yang who had his hand stretched out, asking for it.

"Demoness? What demoness? What the hell have you been up to? And what did you give us yesterday? I don't feel any difference." Roland Hu asked.

"Did you join a cult or something. Why are you dealing with demonesses." Jack Yang asked as he crumpled the memo and tossed it into the bin.

Barrick Rui was putting on his shirt, and had his usual heck-care look on his face.

Of course he did not ask to read the note. He didn't really care about such things. He knew that I would tell them as soon as I could. And if I couldn't, I probably won't tell them even if he asked anyway.

Which was exactly how it would turn out.

"I'll tell you guys about the trip I made as soon as I gain the permission to do it. Don't worry too much about it." I replied vaguely. "And what I gave you guys were actually potential boosting pills called Limit Breaker."

"Hmmm? Tell me more." Barrick Rui said as soon as those words left my mouth.

"Limit Breaker pills serve to increase the cap your bodies can achieve in terms of speed, strength, flexibility and endurance. It has no immediate impact. But with hard work, you would become much more than you could originally become." I explained as simply as I could.

The Limit Breaker pills were a little bit more useful than that, of course. They were able to also increase the speed of their body's growth, regeneration as well as resistance against various natural poisons. It even allowed them the ability to deliberately unlock a state where they could function at ten percent higher muscle utilization rate, but it was too troublesome to explain to them at that moment.

And even without explaining those things, the three of them were already shocked beyond their minds.

"WHAT? ISN'T THAT EFFECTIVELY A GENE UNLOCKING PILL??" Barrick Rui shouted!