The Surgeon's Studio

"Colorectal patients are easy to manage after surgery, but it's also because they're easy to manage that accidents are easy to happen." Gao Shaojie said,"they don't usually get into trouble. If something happens, it's a big deal."

This was a fallacy, but in clinical medicine, it was close to the truth.

Everyone in the emergency and intensive care department was used to the rhythm of walking on thin ice. Every small change made them feel as if they were facing a great enemy. However, in some departments with less serious illnesses, the patients would be fine, and the doctors would be very relaxed. Some of the changes in the patients 'conditions were basically very light, and they were especially easy to ignore.

This kind of neglect was fine most of the time, but when it happened by chance, it was a big deal, such as the one in front of him.

"I remember that there was an incident in the anus of the Affiliated Hospital. Maybe there was a problem with the ligation during the surgery, and the patient suffered from massive bleeding in the middle of the night. He thought that he wet the bed and was too embarrassed to ask his family to change the bed sheet, so he tried to find out by himself. The patient didn't pay attention either. He was in a daze from his sleep and had low blood volume, so he went out to ask the nurse for bed sheets while drenched in blood. "

Zheng Ren couldn't bear to look at that scene. This was ... The rhythm of being haunted in the middle of the night.

"The patient is fine. It's just that someone else's caretaker fell asleep in the middle of the night. When he got up and went to the bathroom, he saw that the lower half of the patient's body was covered in blood. After that, the patient's family caused a lot of trouble for a long time, but I didn't pay attention to how they solved it. "

The other patient's family member was scared to death ... Zheng Ren was also quite speechless.

"It seems that it's also very common to not be able to excrete urine." Gao Shaojie asked.

"Yes." Zheng Ren replied,"the surgery stimulated the anal sphincter, causing the nerves that control the anal sphincter to connect with the nerves that control the bladder and urinary sphincter, causing the urinary sphincter to contract or spasm."

"The anesthesia will either cause sensory function loss in the anus and relaxation of the anal sphincter, block the pelvic nerve in the perineum, and cause temporary paralysis of the bladder's URINUM excretory muscle or URINUM sphincter spasm, which will lead to urine retention."

"The other possibility is that the pain might directly trigger or aggravate the urethritis, resulting in urinary incontinence, or the patient is afraid of pain and does not dare to increase the negative pressure to urinate."

"Boss, don't you think you're being a bit too naggy?"

"We've chatted for a while. " Zheng Ren said casually as he weaved the red rope.

"By the way, there was once a patient who had late cancer and had problems with blood coagulation. He asked me for a consultation to see if I could perform embolism." Gao Shaojie said.

"Ah? You've encountered it? I told the boss that the rich have special spring rings. " Su Yun asked in surprise.

"This situation is too rare. It happens occasionally, and it's considered a lot to encounter one case every one or two years. I've asked around about the specially made spring coils, and they cost more than 100000 Yuan each. The patient can't afford to use them, and the medical insurance doesn't reimburse them. " Gao Shaojie said,"I went to take a look and then went to the bathroom at their place."

Zheng Ren was a little confused. Why did old Gao say this? He wasn't the kind of person who would run his mouth full of sh * t and pissing. He was usually very elegant.

Su Yun's interest was also piqued. She didn't know what Gao Shaojie was going to say.

"I saw a bloodied sanitary pad in the paper basket when I entered and was shocked. I was even wondering if I came to the wrong place. If I were to go out and meet a female patient, I would be scolded. " Gao Shaojie laughed and said,"it's okay to scold him a little. The key is that you still have to save your face, don't you?"

"Ah, I know!" Su Yun slapped her thigh and said,"I've heard from people in the group chat that proctology patients use sanitary pads after their surgeries. Those pads absorb water, sweat, and blood, and the effects are especially good. The postsurgical experience for proctology patients is very good."

"Hehe." Gao Shaojie smiled.

"I worked in the anus for a few months. Our head nurse even changed the pants of the patient's garb into a skirt for the convenience of the patient." Gu Xiaoran said,"you also used sanitary pads after the surgery. Teacher Gao, you didn't go out from the men's room, but turned to the women's room."

Gu Xiaoran laughed out loud. If that was the case, the scene would be too beautiful to look at directly.

"No, I can't panic when something happens. I thought about it and felt that it was correct. After I went out to confirm, I also went to the proctology doctor to confirm it." Gao Shaojie said with a smile.

"Teacher Gao, you're really cautious." Gu Xiaoran praised him sincerely. Even after going to the wrong bathroom, he still confirmed it calmly. His mental strength was top-notch.

"I have to be careful. If someone says that I go to the women's washroom, I'll be laughed at for the rest of my life."

"Ran, you've even undergone colorectal rotation before." Su Yun found it interesting and asked.

Under normal circumstances, rotation departments rarely went to the proctology Department. They had the least number of interns. After all, the children had to go to the larger departments. The anus ... Was he going to see how to change the patient's dressing?

"When our proctology Department was first established, there was no one in the Department, so I went to support them for a while. The place was not bad. If he worked the night shift, he could change his medicine at 7:30 pm and go to bed at 8:30 pm. It's so comfortable to sleep all the way until dawn. " Gu Xiaoran said,"it's a pity that I was too young at that time and felt that it was too comfortable here. It was boring to walk around shit, piss, and fart every day, so I made the wrong choice."

"He is indeed too young." Su Yun said,"a small department is good. Didn't old Gao say that you can work in a private hospital to earn money?" If he were in the neurosurgery department, he probably wouldn't have much hope in his life. "

"That's fast. At this rate, it will only take a few years for private hospitals to open a neurosurgery department."

While they were talking, Lingzi walked in with a blank look. She politely bowed to Zheng Ren and Su Yun first, then said,"our director is doing a ward round. My colleague said that he wanted to transfer the patient to 912, and he immediately agreed. He's now doing patient work."

"Hehe." Zheng Ren only smiled dryly. All of this was within his expectations.

You could do money-making work or be lazy, but there were not many, or rather, none, that would deliberately kill people.

After all, this was a society ruled by law. Even if killing someone was not illegal, not many people would dare to kill.

"Dr. Zheng, our director said that the patient has settled down and would like to treat you to a meal to express his gratitude."

"It's fine if we don't have a meal. We'll just have a gathering after the patient is discharged. " Zheng Ren glanced at her and didn't immediately block the door. As for the director of a proctology hospital, she had almost no interest in having a meal with him.

It was obvious that Lingzi didn't have enough social experience or she was a little dazed. When she faced Zheng Ren's rejection, she thought that he was being polite and wanted to invite him again.

"Lingzi, let's transfer the patient here first," Yiren hurriedly tried to smooth things over, then asked,"Zheng Ren, which Department are you going to?"

Zheng Ren glanced at Su Yun.

Su Yun shrugged."How's the emergency department?"