The Schoolgirl Secret Agent

The power of the boy’s urine was as fierce as a rocket. It sprayed on Dong Lijie’s face, forcing her to go crazy.

“Ah! Ah Ah!”The worst thing was that when Dong Lijie was sprayed on her face by the sudden spray of urine, because she couldn’t react in time, she instinctively opened her mouth and screamed.

This heaven-defying child’s urine didn’t just spray on Dong Lijie’s face. It went along with Dong Lijie’s mouth that opened wide when she was screaming crazily and went into Dong Lijie’s mouth.

After she finished peeing, the little guy shook his body and giggled comfortably.

The little girl was placed on the carpet like the little guy.

At this moment, when she saw Dong Lijie’s miserable appearance, the little girl seemed to know that this matter was very funny. She imitated the adults and clapped with her soft and soft little feet that couldn’t even be stretched straight, she also let out a “Gurgle gurgle”sound of laughter.

In the end, the culprit who made Dong Lijie pee all over her face, the little guy seemed to be amused by the little girl. The two children lay on the blanket, like a turtle that had been turned over, shaking and laughing with all their might.

That appearance was so cute that it made Yun Jianxin’s heart melt.

“Ah! He, Bah Bah Bah Bah! He actually, actually! Actually! Bah --”Dong Lijie ran to the side like she had gone mad. She put her hand on her mouth and desperately dug out the urine in her mouth. Then, she vomited.

“It’s okay. This child is only a few months old. The child’s urine is very pure. Some places even use the child’s urine to boil eggs! And that egg tastes really good! Quickly, use a tissue to wipe it!”

At this time, the teacher of the infant training class walked over and kindly handed a stack of napkins to Dong Lijie.

Dong Lijie reached out and dug into her mouth. When she saw that she could not dig out the child’s urine that had accidentally flowed into her mouth, she vomited so much that her eyes were filled with tears and turned red.

She reached out and slapped away the paper that the teacher from the infant training class handed over. Dong Lijie left a vicious sentence on the paper, she turned around and left in a sorry state as she vomited. “Just you wait! I will make your King’s squad and you! You are no longer qualified to stay in the Army!”

After saying that, she ran away.

That posture probably meant that she had run to the hospital to have her stomach pumped.

After Dong Lijie ran away, the teacher and Wang Xiaolan were still stunned.

“Yun Jian, what did she mean by the troops just now?”Wang Xiaolan asked Yun Jian in a daze.

It seemed like the King’s squad... wasn’t a game?

“You understand what she meant.”Yun Jian narrowed his eyes. She didn’t look at Dong Lijie anymore. Instead, she curved her lips and said something that she didn’t quite understand to Wang Xiaolan.

Then, she continued to learn the parenting methods taught by the teacher in the infant training class.

...

The day quickly ended. Adam and Mosen still couldn’t think of any good names.

Yun Jian and Si Yi only brought their children back to Longmen city when they were five months old. Because Dong Ruan was around and was a high-ranking official, they weren’t in a hurry to enter the household registration.

And before entering the household registration, they planned to get engaged first.

It was 10:30 pm at night.

Yun Jian fed the two children milk to coax them to sleep and placed them in the cradle. Then, she turned around and went to the bathroom in the bedroom. She planned to take a bath and sleep.

However, as soon as Yun Jian stepped into the bathroom, Si Yi followed her in.

At this moment, Yun Jian had just taken off her coat when she saw Si Yi walking over. Although the two of them had already looked at each other naked many times, her face was still a little red when Si Yi stared at her.

However, Si Yi walked over and pressed her against the sink, and then...

“Don’t, the child is still outside...”

When Si Yi carried her onto the sink, Yun Jian’s face was ruddy.

“Mama, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...”just as Si Yi was about to do something bad, the child’s voice suddenly sounded in the bedroom.

When she heard the voice, it was as if she was having an affair. Yun Jian did not dare to move at all.

In the next second, the child in the bedroom turned over. It turned out that he was dreaming.

“They won’t wake up. If they wake up, I’ll throw them out the door,”Si Yi said impolitely. After that, he had already removed the last layer of clothing covering the cloud tablet.

He raised his hand to his butt and...