The Romantic Cultivator

"…Alas, as you all know. Cultivation stories and other stories used to have a heroic MC. But it has now become the evil and cunning MC that will succeed against all odds. Worse, these MCs seems to know everything that will occur. This isn't human nature to know everything in advance. This is plot armor by the Great Demon God to make everyone distrust one another and to sow his discord among the cultivators. Therefore, we must stay united, have more meetings to settle our differences and to treat everyone politely, giving them respect…"

"… Never look down on the lowly cultivator. You never know what will happen in 30 years' time if that cultivator will become the blessed son of the heavens…" 

"… Never say to anyone that you are Mount Tai because you will meet with a greater Mount Tai instead…"

"… Never break a betrothal agreement because the other party will feel more motivated to surpass you for looking down upon him…"

When Ji Yuan had said to this point, Destiny was secretly gasping softly and she was smiling all of a sudden.

It was because Ji Yuan had just given her an idea about faking a betrothal agreement.

Destiny thought and there was a slow smile on her beautiful countenance now: He says he can't break it, right?

Ji Yuan continued to chuckle as he continued, "As you all know, with great power comes great responsibility…"

"… if you want to be as awesome as me then you must be ready to raise your sword of justice against injustice…"

Shui Xisi whispered to Ling Feiyue, Little Princess, Xue Qianxue and the Lovely Empress, "He is literally trying to quote everything in all the cultivation stories in his speech. Can someone please take him off the stage? He is too shameless and look, even the other maidens can't stand it any longer."

Ling Feiyue weakly said, "I can't stand it too. I didn't think he will go babbling so endlessly…"

Xue Qianxue was also awkwardly saying, "Why did he become like this? Did you all corrupt him while he was inside the Empyrean Warrior Labyrinth?"

Little Princess whispered softly, "I think you didn't understand him enough…" 

Xue Qianxue hummed unhappily, "If I am not with a child, I also want to go to the Empyrean Warrior Labyrinth with all of you." 

Little Princess laughed softly, "At least you got a chance to grow bigger breasts when you are outside. Ji Yuan likes bigger breasts."

Xue Qianxue: …

Ji Yuan continued on his speech with a jovial chuckle, "Did you feel that you are going to have a breakthrough now after hearing my speech?"

When he said that hundreds of cultivators were shouting loudly, "We feel a breakthrough now!"

Ji Yuan was now imagining he was giving a great dao lecture and everyone that can hear him would be obtaining a cultivation breakthrough just by listening to his words of great dao. 

When Ji Yuan's maidens had heard him and the hundreds of cultivators responding to him about their cultivation breakthrough, they were a little speechless.

It was because they all know that he did not have the ability to cause a cultivation breakthrough to anyone and he was trying to be a great dao master as he made this speech.

Shui Xisi cursed the hundreds of cultivators below as she whispered to her group, "They are all delusional. This is merely a psychology thing. They actually believe in his words… I can't believe it."

The Lovely Empress muttered weakly, "He really reads too many cultivation stories. If a person can cause a cultivation breakthrough just by talking then everyone will be a cultivation expert and there is no need to cultivate or to use any cultivation resources…" 

Then she had heard Shui Qingqing, Ruan Songci, Fairy Qiu Xiuyu and the others on the upper steps exclaiming too, "I think I am going to have a breakthrough too!"

Shui Xisi, the Lovely Empress: …

Ling Feiyue covered her face, "I can't believe they will believe him…"

Xue Qianxue muttered weakly, "Can someone drag him away?"

Diviner Mo Ming had suddenly stepped in to pull Ji Yuan away as he said to everyone as he displayed his profound voice, "It is time for our banquet now. Let's us all feast together under the same heaven!"

JI Yuan panicky whispered to Diviner Mo Ming, "Old Senior, I haven't thanked my parents yet…"

Diviner Mo Ming interrupted him with a stare, "I don't remember that you got any parents."

Ji Yuan: …

He weakly said, "Well, I still got my family and friends to thank for…"

Even Mo Bei had helped to pull Ji Yuan away as he said with a look of great disbelief, "Little Rascal! We are already gracious enough for you to talk for nearly an hour. Enough is enough already."

Ji Yuan grinned, "But can't you see the eager looks that are on everyone? They didn't want me to stop talking."

Mo Bei: …

Diviner Mo Ming: …

It was actually true that most of the cultivators did not want Ji Yuan to stop talking because they were all idolizing him.

Even the Great Immortal Rohan and the Goddess Alyssa were secretly listening to Ji Yuan's speech as they hoped that they may unravel hints of his powerful cultivation. 

They were thinking about what Ji Yuan had said to them: Raise my sword of justice against the injustice?

Ji Yuan could go on forever and most of the cultivators won't even feel bored.

Just as Diviner Mo Bei had dragged Ji Yuan away, Ji Yuan was still protesting softly. "Wait! Wait! I haven't told them about my epic battles with the Great Demon God yet. They are all here to hear my epic battle with the Great Demon God and the Evil Cultivation Palace. I don't want to disappoint anyone… this is the main point… I'll get to the main point straight away…"

"… erm, I ought to explain to everyone why the Great Immoral Rohan is joining us, right? And we have a plan to give them a place of refuge?"

"… I haven't told them about the upcoming calamity yet. And it is the Ancient Battleground of the Fallen Gods and how I would continue to protect everyone…"

"… I haven't told anyone of my great plans for the Desolate Celestial Fraternity as the Great Alliance Leader…"

"… I forget to mention that I will be shifting my Emperor Hall Sect and Orthodox Sword Sect to the Pentecost Mountains and Hua Wuwu has agreed to let me have 3 mountain peaks as my base…"

"… I also have not thanked all my supporters yet…"

Diviner Mo Ming in the meantime was saying to all the thousands of cultivators, "There is no need for further speech. Let's feast in this place for day to night to welcome our new Great Alliance Leader Ji Yuan!"

Ling Feiyue whispered to the rest of the maidens that were outside her small group of 5, "Next time, remind all of us not to let Ji Yuan talk…"