The Anarchic Consort

“Hey, don’t move, it’ll get wrinkled.” Helian Wei Wei was having fun. She felt successful thinking that she could coat and smudge on such a handsome face as she wished.

Looking at her smiling eyes, Baili Jia Jue rubbed the side of his forehead helplessly but stayed still.

“Hmm, looks good.” Helian Wei Wei nodded at Baili Jia Jue after she was finished with her work.

His Highness had never been humble, “I’ve always looked good.”

“I mean my skill in this is good.” Helian Wei Wei lowered her head and kissed his lips. Her smile then grew wider.

Baili Jia Jue did not expect that she would attack so suddenly and tried to drag her back immediately.

Helian Wei Wei shouted, “Hey! Hey! Hey! You still have the mask on your face. Don’t get it on my face! I will apply it by myself!”

“Lie down, I’ll put it on for you.” Despite her objection, Baili Jia Jue reached out his hands and pressed her onto the bed. With the same way she just did it for him, he smeared the mask on Helian Wei Wei’s face bit by bit.

Only that His Highness’ kisses were much more frequent than Helian Wei Wei’s sudden attack. Basically, with one stroke came a kiss. Looking ever so carefree, he even occasionally squeezed Helian Wei Wei’s hand.

Helian Wei Wei was speechless. She was not a cat, did he really have to pinch her paw from time to time?

“Are you done?” Helian Wei Wei could not lie still anymore.

Baili Jia Jue looked at her and frowned, “So it looks like this after having the mask on.”

“Don’t frown, there will be folds.” Helian Wei Wei talked only about folds.

Baili Jia Jue ignored her and took the bronze mirror over. As he looked at his own face, he raised his eyebrows. It was indeed not really good-looking. How could she kiss him with his face like this just now?

“Wait a minute, don’t wipe it away first!” Helian Wei Wei held his hand down and grinned, “It’s not time yet, wait for 15 minutes at least. You need to wait for the nutrients to seep into your skin slowly.”

In other words, he would have to let this messy thing sit on his face for 15 minutes. Baili Jia Jue was going crazy.

However, His Highness had always been elegant and noble. With a reach of his hand, he grabbed her, “I’ve never been so ugly before.”

“How is this ugly? You look so handsome.” Helian Wei Wei said while trying to hold her laugh.

Baili Jia Jue raised an eyebrow, “Is it that funny?”

“No.” Helian Wei Wei met the man’s squinted eyes but insisted, “No, really.”

Baili Jia Jue curved his thin lips, “Do you think I will believe you?”

“Of course you have to believe me. No matter how you’ve become, I will still like you.” Helian Wei Wei knew at times like this, she must sweet-talk the bossy president before the situation got worse. So it was actually not a good thing for the other half to be too dominant. But fortunately, she had her fair share of dominance as well! She nodded with great confidence!

Seeing her like that, Baili Jia Jue knew at once that she had found herself in the wrong position again. He rested his head on her shoulder as he smiled with his head lowered.

Both of them kept quiet then. They just laid on the bed and waited for the time to remove the masks on their faces.

Sometimes Helian Wei Wei was quite romantic. She took out the little manual given by Baili Jia Jue back in the Buddhism realm and wrote something down seriously.

“It’s good to put on a facial mask with someone I love.”

Baili Jia Jue reached out his hand for her manual and glanced at it, “What are you writing?”

Helian Wei Wei knew that nobody could understand her handwriting, so she explained it intentionally. This was also a manifestation of a bossy president. How could she not tell her other half how romantic she was after she had demonstrated a romance. She would be at a loss!

After listening to her, Baili Jia Jue looked at the circles and crosses on the manual with an unpredictable expression, “Helian Wei Wei, don’t tell me that these two characters that look like ghost symbols meant love?”

“What ghost symbols, these are brush characters created by me. Don’t talk bad about it if you can’t understand.” Helian Wei Wei took the manual back and kept it properly before she continued to lie down at her original position.

Baili Jia Jue could not help but let out his smile from his thin lips.

Helian Wei Wei was a little annoyed. She knew what he was laughing about, it was obviously at her ugly handwriting!

In fact, Baili Jia Jue was not laughing at this, but at her serious little expression. Just like in Buddhism, she was such an astute person but sometimes she would be so dumb that it made him want to hold her tighter.

As Little Seven came in while dragging the ‘food’ from outside, he saw the scene and was a little bit stunned, “Third Brother? Third Aunt?”

When Helian Wei Wei saw Little Seven coming in, she smiled, “Little Seven, you’ve never seen your Third Brother like this right? Doesn’t he look handsome?”

Little Seventh Prince really could not find any trace of attractiveness from the pale-looking face. He only threw the ‘food’ in his hand forward and said excitedly, “This is for Third Aunt.”

Helian Wei Wei looked at the Chi Yan Beast at her feet and became expressionless.

Despite all that, Baili Jia Jue glanced calmly at them, “Your Third Aunt doesn’t eat these messy things, drag it out and eat it yourself.”

“Messy things?” Little Seventh Prince lowered his head and met the eyes of the Chi Yan Beast. He murmured, “Is it because it looks ugly?”

Chi Yan Beast, …Sh*t! It doesn’t matter if you wanted to eat me, but how could you complain about my looks!

Little Seventh Prince would not care what the Chi Yan Beast was thinking. Since his Third Brother and Third Aunt did not like it, he could not waste the food either. So, he turned around and swallowed the Chi Yan Beast at once, leaving only the Chi Yan Beast’s tail sweeping back and forth at the corner of his mouth.

Little Seventh Prince had his last bite and everything was squeaky clean. He tasted it for a while and said, “It doesn’t taste good.”

Chi Yan Beast let out its final wail, …I’ve already been eaten by you, what else do you want!

Little Seventh Prince never communicated much with food, so after eating, he handed the small bag on his back to Helian Wei Wei, “I’ve brought this from the dean for the babies.”

Inside the small bag were first-class Tianshan snow lotuses. It seemed like the dean would be really mad this time.

This time, Baili Jia Jue took the things over and fed one to Helian Wei Wei right away while educating him at the same time, “You can also bring over other stuff from the dean.”

Little Seventh Prince nodded earnestly with his small face. After listening to Baili Jia Jue, he immediately carried the small bag back and was going for the second round of raid.

Eunuch Sun was blocking him desperately outside, “Little Seventh Prince, you can’t go anymore. I heard that Dean Tusu had broken two glazed lamps accidentally and now he is looking for you everywhere in the palace!” Eunuch Sun said while shouting at the palace, “Third Prince, please stop the Seventh Prince!”