The Anarchic Consort

Translator: Larbre Studio  Editor: Larbre Studio

Yuan Ming looked into the distance as it said, “Behind it is a passageway that leads to the human world. But, you must first bridle it. You have to act as inconspicuous as possible to prevent alarming the owner.”

“Esthetic wise, its master has a rather dubious preference.” Helian Wei Wei owned a pet in modern times as well. She reared a purebred Tibetan mastiff which was far more handsome than this creature before her, at least her dog did not drool in its sleep.

But, this nevertheless made the toughest challenge for Helian Wei Wei. Having to confront a two-headed dog, she was given almost no chance to sidle up to it. For instance, if one head of the dog was sleeping, another head would definitely stay alert.

Yuan Ming undoubtedly understood the difficulties she was facing, it scoffed, “Woman, what’s your plan this time? You can’t sneak past the creature this time.”

“If I can’t creep past it, I will confront it directly.” Then, Helian Wei Wei smiled as she asked Yuan Ming, “Have you ever heard of split personalities?”

Puzzled, Yuan Ming watched Helian Wei Wei as she strode away from the stone wall, unveiled herself and stood recklessly in front of the two-headed dog.

Everything happened nearly within a blink of an eye!

The alert dog head turned to Helian Wei Wei immediately and stared at her with its crimson eyes. It growled, “It smells so good. It has been a long time since I last caught a whiff of something so delicious!”

It approached Helian Wei Wei as it spoke.

The other dog head which was initially sleeping peacefully opened its eyes too. “Hey, what are you doing? Can’t you tell that I am sleeping?”

“There is a human here and she smells very delicious.”

“A human?” It raised its initially rested head and ogled Helian Wei Wei with its sparkling eyes, appearing as if it had not eaten any meat for a very long time.

“Doesn’t she smell good? Let’s share the meal!” One of the dog heads was excited to savor Helian Wei Wei!

Surprisingly, Helian Wei Wei chuckled, “Are you sure that each of you wants to take half of my body? Then, the one who takes my upper body is lucky because my upper body is fatter.”

“I will take the upper body!”

The two dog heads exclaimed almost in synchrony.

They stared menacingly at each other after they spoke. Neither of them was willing to give in. “I discovered her. I should be the one to eat first!”

“You can eat first, but leave her upper body for me.” A fight finally erupted between the two dog heads as they gazed at each other intimidatingly.

Helian Wei Wei put on a silent grin, intending to take this opportunity to run past the animal.

However, she was interrupted by an unanticipated voice at this moment.

The rather mellow voice made a nonchalant statement, “First Canine and Second Canine, you are so st*pid for not realizing that you’ve been fooled!”

Helian Wei Wei turned to look at where the light was cast on.

Standing there was a beautiful little boy who appeared to be approximately five years old.

Among all the children Helian Wei Wei met before, she had never seen a kid as pretty as this boy. She could predict that this boy would grow up to be a player who was going to break many women’s hearts.

He emitted a confident aura as though he was declaring to the world, I’m going to date all the pretty girls. Yet, he carried a pacifier in his mouth, wore a necklace made of bones on his neck and held a big ax in his hand. That ax was much bigger than him, but it did not look weird on him as he carried the ax on his shoulder. He looked at Helian Wei Wei, narrowed his eyes and sniffed around. All of a sudden, he giggled and spoke eerily, “Interesting. That’s the smell of a living being. That smells like a human. Now I know what were First Canine and Second Canine hankered after. Do you want to voluntarily offer yourself to the two-headed dog? Or, do you want me to beat you to death?”

Helian Wei Wei was very fond of children. Upon seeing the lovable boy, she could not contain her excitement. Without seeking his consent, Helian Wei Wei went ahead to carry the boy in her arms and ruffled his black hair. “Why do you have a pair of bat wings?”

“These are not the bat wings!” The pretty little boy was infuriated. Then, he took a deep breath and said, “Get your hands off me!”

Helian Wei Wei immediately released the boy.

The pretty little boy hurriedly took out a small mirror from his pocket and checked himself out in the mirror. Then, he heaved a long sigh. “Luckily my hair is not tousled. I am still handsome as usual.”

The corner of Helian Wei Wei’s mouth twitched. Are all the kids nowadays so vain?

“Hey, you!” The pretty little boy leaned backward and lay on the body of the two-headed dog. He crossed his legs and asked, “How did you get here?”

Helian Wei Wei answered calmly, “Someone set up a formation and trapped me here.”

“A formation?” The pretty little boy asked as he narrowed his amber eyes. Suddenly, he let out a laugh as he looked at her and said, “So, you are one of the descendants of Exorcising Tribe? But if I’m not mistaken, you hail from the 21st century. How did you get to ancient times?”

Upon listening to his question, Helian Wei Wei lifted her gaze. Then, she replied with her usual confidence, “That’s the same question I would like to ask the law enforcement officers of Underworld. Why did they send me back to ancient times?”

“Hmm…” The pretty little boy rubbed his chin with his finger as he mulled over the matter. “I have to investigate this issue and find out if they made any errors.”

Helian Wei Wei smiled and said, “That’s not necessary. I like it there so far.”

“Really?” The pretty little boy gave a scornful laugh before he threatened, “But, why are you deciding on your own destination when I haven’t allowed you to leave yet? Despite being the descendant of the Exorcising Tribe, you should pay the price for hoodwinking First Canine and Second Canine.”

Helian Wei Wei raised her eyebrows. “I expected a handsome man like you to be friendlier.”

“What did you say?” The pretty little boy’s eyes beamed with joy.

Helian Wei Wei articulated each word, “I expected you to be friendlier.”

“No, not that!” the pretty little boy said it with a solemn face.

The corner of Helian Wei Wei’s mouth twitched again. “I expected a handsome man like you…”

“You’re a shrewd woman!” The pretty little boy brought out his compact mirror again to admire his own face and said, “I’m troubled by my good look every day.”

Helian Wei Wei forced a laugh. This boy is so conceited. He is only a kid and he’s so obsessed with his own look!

“Why doesn’t Little Hook like a handsome and rich kid like me?” The pretty little boy crouched down and began to pluck the dog’s hair mindlessly. The frown on his face completely showed his deep dejection.

Being tortured by the little boy, the two-headed dog’s eyes were brimming with tears. They quietly suffered the pain, not daring to rant and rave.

Helian Wei Wei asked nonchalantly, “Who is Little Hook?” Who’s the lady he has fallen head over heels for?

“He’s my best friend.” The pretty little boy put a smile on his face when he was reminded about his loved one. “He is a human too.”

Helian Wei Wei grimaced and her temples convulsed. She questioned, “Your crush is a boy?”