The Anarchic Consort

Bai Zhun stretched out his hand and straightened the tail on the child’s pajamas. Then, he adjusted her sleeve.

In less than half a minute, a cute little kitten emerged.

Little Baldy followed behind Bai Zhun Like a little mascot.

Little Gangster Li watched from the side and could not help but exclaim, “F * ck, what’s that saying? Buddha relies on gold and people relies on clothes. Nine looks really good in her pajamas! Come, come, come, Little Ajiu, come and take a photo with your brother. Let’s make others jealous that you have a brother!”

“Don’t make her take pictures.” Bai Zhun scooped the child back and said to Little Gangster Li, “I have something to discuss with you.”

Little Ganster Li was stunned.

That was Lord Bai.

Lord Bai had done everything by himself since he was young. When would he need to discuss anything with someone else?

Lixiao Bawang got excited and cried out, “What is it? What is it?”

“We’ll talk later.” Bai Zhun looked at his other two friends and said, “Let’s find somewhere to go first.”

Lixiao Bawang suggested, “The Burger King is downstairs.”

“You forgot that Little Ajiu can’t eat meat.” Xiao Lin reminded him. He never liked to speak much, and his voice was cold. If he did not like Little Baldy, she wouldn’t even have noticed.

Little Gangster Li patted his own forehead. “We can only order coke, ice cream and French fries. Little Ajiu definitely haven’t had french fries before! Kids love French fries!”

“French fries?” Little Baldy leaned her big bald head over. “What’s that?”

Lixiao Bawang flicked his hands. That meant, told you so!

“Okay, let’s go to Burger King.” Bai Zhun held Little Baldy’s hand and turned to leave.

Little Baldy twisted his little body. “Monk robe, my Monk robe!”

Knowing this child, if Bai Zhun said to throw it away, it definitely wouldn’t work. Bai Zhun thus asked the salesperson to pack the monk robe for the child.

He brought that little kitten downstairs.

Not being able to eat meat was like torture for the boys.

Little Baldy also saw that, so she raised her little face and said to Little Gangster Li, who was in line, “You can order meat. It’s just that Nine doesn’t eat meat. You can eat it. I want to train. Wuli Buddha said just because you are vegetarian, it doesn’t mean that you can force others do the same. You have to be tolerant. When you grow up, you don’t have to become abbot. You can eat whatever you want.”. “…”

When Little Gangster Li heard this, he turned around and looked at Bai Zhun. “Master Bai, don’t you feel that people always like to listen to your child’s words? They are all widely-acknowledged truisms that even adults fail to achieve. What is that called?”

“Great wisdom can seem like a fool. “Bai Zhun’s voice was very calm. “You guys order the food. I will bring Little Nine to the big table to sit.”

Little Gangster Li made an OK gesture. “Got it!”

Without having to worry about meat, Little Gangster went all out on his order. He got chicken tenders and spicy chicken wings in bundles of eight!

His coke also came in an extra large cup. After all, they still had to eat lunch later, so these are just some snacks to alleviate their hunger.

At that time, he still wasn’t aware of Little Baldy’s appetite. He ordered an ice cream cone and a small portion of fries for the little “guy”.

After all, with Bai Zhun’s obsessive attitude towards his little “brother”. If Li ordered too much for Little Ajiu and caused indigestion, Bai Zhun would definitely drag him over and beat him up.

This plate should be just right!

Little Gangster Li confidently brought the food to the long table and poked his straw into the coke.

Usually, his father was strict about these things and didn’t allow him to drink beverages at all. Now, he could finally drink without worry!

In the summer, a mouthful of coke filled with ice was extremely refreshing!

Little Ajiu stood there and looked at her brothers’ food and then looked at her own. Her portion seems a little smaller. Why?

“Oh right, brother, what do you want to discuss with us?” Every time Little Gangster Li spoke, there would an automatic sound mixing effect.

Bai Zhun glanced at the child who stood on the side. Seeing that Little Baldy was circling around her cat’s tail, he lowered his voice slightly. “Nine is a girl.”

“PFFT!” Little Gangster Li spat out a mouthful of coke.

Little Baldy and Bai Zhun were both martial artists from a young age. Their reaction quickly and dodged it in a flash.

The other two were not so lucky. They were caught right in the face by Little Gangster Li.

“No, no, *cough cough cough*. Lord Bai, what did you say?” Little Gangster Li widened his eyes, “Our little monk is a girl? A delicate girl like the prettiest one at our academy? !”

Bai Zhun looked at him calmly. “She’s mine, not yours.”

“I am not a girl!” Little Baldy was very angry. She looked Little Gangster Li seriously and denied it firmly!

Little Gangster Li did not listen to Little Baldy. He only looked at Bai Zhun.

The other two also finished wiping their faces with a paper towel. One of them punched Little Gangster Li as they waited for Bai Zhun’s answer.

“I found out when I was helping her change just now.” Bai Zhun’s confirmation was definitely not a lie.

Little Gangster Li was stunned. He rubbed his handsome face and said, “But Little Ajiu said she’s not a girl.”

“She thinks she’s a boy.” Bai zhun rubbed his aching forehead. “That’s what I wanted to discuss with you guys. How do we make her believe that she’s a girl?”

Little Baldy was still shaking her head solemnly. “I’m not a girl! Brother, I’m not a girl! I’m not a girl!”

When the small child is trying to deny something, she buzzed like a little fly.

However, she was still cuter than the average child. Her voice was not too loud, and she also circled round and round, chasing after the cat’s tail on her pajamas.

No doubt that this was the latest toy that Little Baldy had found for herself.

“Master Bai, can you please tell her to be quiet first?” Little Gangster Li did not know why, but the little child always circled around him. Even his eyes were dizzy.

Bai Zhun was worried that the child would spin around too much and it’d be bad for her health. He stopped Little Baldy and fed her a French fry.

Little Baldy was really angry at first.

She did not understand why brother would think that she was a girl when she had her mind set on becoming the abbot in the future.

But brother was also very good to her.

He even fed her something very delicious. It was sweet and crispy; kind of like a baked potato, but much better in comparison.

The little child became happy again almost immediately. She set aside the question of gender and raised her little face to accept Bai Zhun’s feeding.

“You really got a way!” Little Gangster Li gave Bai Zhun a thumbs up with a look of admiration. If he had to take care of a four-year-old child all day long, he would’ve gone insane!

Fortunately, Little Ajiu was quite compliant. But this boy girl issue…

He had never met a child who mistook their own gender.

“‘Nine’s will is so strong. It will definitely be difficult to change her perception of herself.”

“Brother Bai, haven’t you been to that Shaolin temple before? Since you and Nine were disciples together, why don’t you ask your master about this matter?”