Surviving in Woman's world as a novel villain.
201 199. First Foolish Mistake
"Why would the mother be angry? She is not that unreasonable of a person to be angry at any small things."
Rose looked at Alex in confusion not understanding why Alex said that her mother would be angry. She knew her mother is not like her sister Alia who can get angry at anything that get in her way.
Helen only gets angry with someone under two conditions, 1st Someone did not honour her command and 2nd someone insulted her, So there is no way her mother could be angry at this time as there is no one in this city who would do any of those things.
As for Alex telling her that he rejected the offer of marrying her mother, She did not take it to heart thinking it as he was messing with her and trying to get back at her for insulting him.
Though she can see he did not mind her giving him money to leave her sister alone, She does still feel guilty and glad she did it, If she did not she would not get to see how good of a man Alex is it's just for that to happen she had to insult him which is a regret of her life.
"Rose, Just tell her that I agree with your "arrangement", Also tell her that I have a body like hers, It is necessary to tell her that, Do you understand?"
Alex once again wondered at how her luck was trying to protect her and make sure she would survive without her knowing it. Like now she said these words without thinking much but Alex can see it as a soft cushion for her to escape from the wrath of her mother.
Helen should still be eavesdropping on them, So hearing this it will not be odd that her anger will decrease a lot and so will the severity of the punishment, He just prays that it would be enough to ease down Helen.
He though frustrated because of this dumb woman but he did not want her to be hurt. That is the only reason not because she has a superpower he badly wanted, He swear.
For that, he even chimes in trying to take attention from Rose to him. It would be good that Helen would forget about Rose's blunder but that seems a distant dream, It would be good that she just goes easy on Rose.
"What? You are a woman?"
Well, what did you guess happened when a dumb one like her tried to use her non-functioning brain? This.
Right now, Rose with shocked eyes looking at Alex up and down trying to see his woman's side as she thought he is a woman from his words that he has a body like her mother.
She this time was really in shock gazing at his body trying to figure out if he was joking or not but that was too big of a task for her tiny brain, So she just by default accepted her first conclusion and went with it.
Alex could see the constant changes in her experience from surprise to shock then sad to hesitant and so much more, He did not even bother to guess what she was thinking fearing he might lose one or two precious brain cells of his.
Natasha on the side was also looking at Rose with a wide smile on her face. She love this simple-minded young mistress of hers, With Rose she did not have to always be on guard fearing what to say or do like the other two demonesses in the family.
Even Rose being dumb did not bother her, rather she was happy about that and even thinks Rose is the only one in the family who is a normal woman and not some blood-crazed maniac.
So it is safe to say Natasha has yet to meet Violet, If she did she would have a different conclusion about Rose, After all, Violet is like Alia but on steroids.
"Yes, I am a woman, A strong one too. Do you have any problem with it?"
Alex decided to give her a taste of her own medicine, He really got annoyed with her antics. It's okay not to understand what he was talking about as she was not aware of the hidden world.
But she could have just asked if she did not understand like any normal person would not just assume what he mean and go with it, So he too decided to fuck with her.
Anyway, there is nothing much fun to do. Well, there is Xin Yan but he can't do that to her as he was 90 percent sure she will pass out if he even goes an inch near her lips for the kiss out of excitement.
As Liza was busy and Sandra was taking care of worried Grace there is no one here he can mess around, He also had to stay here till midnight to deal with Gloria's issue, So there is only Rose he can have fun with her.
Though Natasha and Helen are valid options but he was sure if he goes to Helen he will be kidnapped and put in the dungeon somewhere, She as S-rank can act as wantonly as she wants.
And if he messes with Natasha here, He had to book his next day to attend her funeral. There is no way Helen or Alia will accept the cuckery by Natasha right under their nose.
So Rose is it, Plus she is a good tease as there will be no serious consequences messing with her, At best she will be annoyed and throw mild tantrums, Which he can deal with.
"I-I, Wh–y *Ahem* I me-an why do have any problem, I-I that, you."
Hearing the words of Alex, Rose could not understand how to deal with the situation, She was not sure if he was messing with her or not but with how much confidence he spoke, She did not have the guts to ask for clarification for fear of offending him.
But unknown to Alex his simple words of tease have a long-lasting effect on her fragile brain, He knows she was in love with Alex and now that he confirms he is a woman screwed her brain.
She even doubted her own sexual orientation putting her in a mental crisis and making her doubt all the things she knew upto now. Before she was thinking and hesitating because of these thoughts and now they were becoming stronger and stronger.
"What? Now I am a woman you don't want to marry me, Is what you are saying? I didn't know you were this kind of person Rose, I really misjudged you."
Alex not knowing that he was playing with a fire doubled down his teasing of her, In his mind what worse could happen with this? Forgetting key information that she is a reality bender.
Yes, As you guess if he walked on this road, Only misery would be waiting for him.
[Ding! Detected that the host is making a foolish decision for the first time…
A warning choice function is activated….
Please choose the following options….
[1] Man dies on the sword, So go do what you are doing with bravely.
Task : Do what you are doing, being as careful as you can till your demise.
Reward : River of blood each month.
[2] Don't be that guy host, Please stop it.
Task : Don't try to make reality bender believe you are a woman.
Reward : Almighty Protection of Manhood.
[3] Do you have any fucking idea what are you doing? If you don't please do it till you find out.
Task : Keep teasing Rose.
Reward : Supreme Ying cultivation technique (Made for women), 50+ favorability of all protagonists towards you.
(Note : Please choose wisely host.)]
The system also detected how stupid Alex was being, He normally only considers what will happen if Heroin gets angry, So out of habit he also did it here completely missing out Rose is not a normal heroine.
A habit of Alex and his underestimating Rose nearly put the first recommendation of a system of dealing with the protagonist back onto the table, the table he ruthlessly destroyed before.
Thankfully the system has precautions for things like this, So it was quick to jump and point out what he was doing and a process even unlocked a new function of the system.
'*Gulp* Se-Second option, please choose the second option system.'
Alex here was sweating buckets cursing himself how could he let this happen, How could he about to make this dumbest mistake? How could he forget she is a fucking reality bender who can change reality if she believes it.
He quickly in haste chose the 2nd option, While still in the shock at how he could allow his guard to be this low in front of Rose and then it clicked him.
'Does this woman believe stupidity and dumbness are contagious?'
He looked at Rose and asked himself, The last time he was not able to think much was when he came into contact with Rose. He even said that it was Rose who was spreading her dumbness to dodge the blame.
But what if this is the case? What if he being in her presence lowering his IQ? It is a highly possible hypothesis, As there is no way he who can even make someone scheming and a treacherous woman like Belladonna helpless was about to do something braindead like this.
"No, I believe you are wome-"
"No, I am not, I was just messing with you, Look I have proof."
Alex was thinking about the causes that made him do that but to his horror, he heard what Rose was about to say. He was quick to interrupt her in haste and without any shame and dropped his pants showing his proof that he is a man.
(A/N : I felt like it would be a crime against humanity, If I did not talk about this possibility of reality-bending powers. We all at some point thought of it, don't we or I am the weird one? 🤣🤣
Like always thank you for reading and have a good day 😁.)
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