Supreme Crazy Wife

“Leng Ruoxue, the principal wants to see you.” Elder Qiu, who was standing at the door, immediately stepped forward when he saw them come out.

“I’m sorry. Please tell the principal that this young lady isn’t free!” Leng Ruoxue said without giving any face.

“…” Elder Qiu looked at everyone walking away and sighed helplessly. This girl really isn’t the ordinary kind of crazy. She even dares to slight the principal.

“Miss, where are we going?” Feng Da couldn’t help asking.

“Hunting? Where else can we go?”

“Really?!” He thought his young lady was joking. “Miss, I want to eat fire rhinoceros meat.”

“…”

The poor fire rhinoceroses were about to be unlucky again. Alas, everyone couldn’t help mourning for three seconds in their hearts for the fire rhinoceroses.

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The territory of the fire rhinoceros king…

“W-why are you here?” the fire rhinoceros king asked fearfully. Why did this demon come so quickly? Does she want me to identify the person?

“Fire rhinoceros king, I just want to eat some fire rhino meat. Why are you being so skittish? People might think I’ve done something to you!” Leng Ruoxue couldn’t help teasing.

After hearing what she said, everyone was at a loss for words. Miss, your words are too suggestive!

Feng Aoran and Qiao Hua looked at the fire rhinoceros king with their mouths agape. They couldn’t believe that this was the fiery-tempered fire rhinoceros king. Why did it look so frail? It didn’t have any presence at all. It had to be known that fire rhinoceroses were very barbaric spirit beasts. How could they know that the fire rhinoceros king’s body was so weak because it had been having diarrhea for days? Moreover, in the fire rhinoceros king’s eyes, Leng Ruoxue and Ye Chen were two demons that it couldn’t offend!

“Fire rhinoceros king, you have to perform well and strive to achieve meritorious service as soon as possible!” Feng Da gently patted the head of the fire rhinoceros king while his other hand was still rotating the fire rhinoceros meat currently grilling above the fire.

Feng Aoran looked sympathetically at the fire rhinoceros king, which was so scared that it didn’t even dare to fart. He couldn’t help but grumble in his heart. Say, can you not be so arrogant? Not only are you grilling fire rhinoceros meat to eat in front of the fire rhinoceros king, but you’re even lecturing it like it’s a child. However, such an experience is really very rare!

“Stinky fire rhinoceros, I bet you didn’t expect to have a day like this!” Suddenly, an arrogant voice sounded from the distance. Everyone’s gazes turned toward the fire rhinoceros king in unison!

“It’s my archenemy,” the fire rhinoceros king said softly, but it was overjoyed in its heart. Hmph, that fellow is going to be in big trouble this time. It must have heard somewhere that I’m unwell recently, so it came to loot a burning house.

As soon as the fire rhinoceros king finished speaking, a group of snakes slowly slithered over from the distance. Leading them was a water python, a level four holy beast, and it had all sorts of snakes as subordinates.

Leng Ruoxue looked at the water python with some amusement. From what she knew, pythons liked to live alone. She didn’t expect this water python to have so many subordinates. It seemed that it was an anomaly among pythons. Moreover, it had a lot of subordinates, numbering in the thousands, and most of them were advanced spirit beasts. Oh, not bad. It should be enough to eat for a while.

Everyone—apart from Feng Aoran and Qiao Hua, who were nervously holding their weapons and vigilantly watching the approaching group of snakes—was thinking that something delicious had come knocking on their doors again.

“Miss, which one should we eat first?” Feng Da was drooling slightly. Snake spirit beasts were famous for their deliciousness.

“Xue’er, let’s eat that one with red stripes first. I heard that the brighter they are, the more poisonous they are, and the more delicious they will taste. And that one is fat enough,” Ye Chen suggested.

“But I want to try the holy beast first,” Leng Ruoxue said awkwardly. She had never eaten a water python before!

“Then let’s eat the holy beast first!” Ye Chen echoed.

“Okay, let’s eat the holy beast first,” everyone echoed.

Feng Aoran and Qiao Hua were speechless. Do you have to be so gluttonous? Snake-type spirit beasts aren’t easy to deal with.

“Huh, there are actually humans? Great! I haven’t eaten humans for a long time!” the approaching water python said happily when it saw so many humans.

“I’ve never eaten a water python before either. Big stupid snake, why don’t we see who eats first!” Leng Ruoxue said with a light smile.

“What? You want to eat me? Human, how dare you! You will pay the price for saying that!” the water python roared angrily. There was a faint black liquid flowing on its blue skin, indicating that it was angry.

“Calm down. You’re not a fire python. Why are you so hot-tempered?!” Leng Ruoxue tried to calm it down. Fire spirit beasts were notorious for their bad tempers.

“I’m angry. The consequences are serious!” the water python roared.

Why do spirit beasts like to say this nowadays? Leng Ruoxue was a little speechless.

“I’ll leave it to you.” Leng Ruoxue motioned for Feng Da and the others to start.

“Miss, just wait for the grilled snake meat!” Feng Da smiled. He was the first to rush into the group of snakes and directly went to the holy beast water python. Lin Yuan followed closely behind as everyone joined the battle.

Upon seeing this, Feng Aoran and Qiao Hua naturally didn’t want to fall behind and started killing the snakes one by one. In just a few minutes, a third of the snakes had died.

“Fire rhinoceros king, you owe me a big favor!” Leng Ruoxue said lightly to the fire rhinoceros king while watching them fight the water python. There was a price to pay for using her.

“Y-yes.” Seeing that its intentions had been exposed, the fire rhinoceros king’s heart trembled. What a demon…

“Then tell me, how do you plan to pay for this?” Leng Ruoxue asked softly.

“Xue’er, it really doesn’t have anything good other than fire rhinoceros fruits,” Ye Chen reminded her. Some spirit beasts were born with the gift of planting fruits, and fire rhinoceroses were such spirit beasts. Fire rhinoceros fruits might not be as good as Xue’er’s spirit fruits, but they were still pretty good.

“I-I have crystal honey,” the fire rhinoceros king stammered.

“How can a fire rhino like you have crystal honey?” Leng Ruoxue was a little curious.

“The crystal bee queen needed the pollen from our fire rhinoceros fruits, so she exchanged for some with crystal honey,” the fire rhinoceros king explained.