Spare Me, Great Lord!

Panda Novel

Middle-aged men were really the natural enemy of water splitting powers. Lu Shu could not help but look at the round face with deep emotions.

Lu Shu thought that his move would certainly allow him to reveal his real name. But he had absolutely never thought that perhaps splitting his stream of urine into two would make him so happy. It was usually split into three streams. Why, his kidneys today are in good condition!

Interesting. Since the man would not accept such a simple tactic, Lu Shu had no choice but to change his plans.

At least he did not have to think so much for now. Once Lu Shu got serious, there was no way his image and identity would be given away!

His previous tactic was simply too mild. Lu Shu felt that he had not completely made use of his full potential.

Didn’t all movie characters who had alter egos all say. “If his appearance is mysterious, it is not because he has not appeared before. It is because all those who have seen his true appearance have all died…”

This image was of such a show-off. But, Lu Shu felt that he now had this same image.

From now on, he would get rid of whoever saw through him.

The round face pulled up his pants and walked back. As he walked, he chuckled in glee. “Yamada, I heard that you are good at fighting. Even a mid-tier Class D could not defeat you. Come with me next time. Once I advance to a key Class C member, you can have a share of the sophomore girls in the organisation. They are very cooperative.”

Lu Shu laughed lightheartedly. “I’ll count on you for that.”

On the outside he was laughing, but on the inside he was scolding the round face. Since when did peak Class D’s arrogantly take in underlings wherever they went?

“Don’t assume that just because my urine is split into two streams that my kidney is bad. My body is very good. I can go for several rounds in one night without any difficulties,” the round face said, trying his best to salvage his image and his dignity as a man.

Lu Shu laughed. What was he bragging about? He still had the guts to brag after what had happened earlier?

The round face suddenly asked. “Is there any grease in your warehouse? What if the reserve significantly drops? Would they find out? Don’t hide the truth from me. Now the two of us are in charge of guarding this warehouse. You can’t hide the truth from me.”

“There’s no grease here. They will always do a detailed comparison when they transport things in and out of here. It’s not like you don’t know how serious they are with this,” Lu Shu said. “Even if there was grease, would they entrust it to us, the marginalised?”

The round face gave it some thought and said. “How unlucky.”

The two of them returned to their dorm and once again laid down. Lu Shu pondered how it would be possible for him to get the round face’s real name. He could not simply call him “the round face” all the time. How could he not know his name from start to end?

One day passed in a flash. In the long run, this would certainly cause problems. Under normal circumstances Lu Shu would usually sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star to himself. But with the round face around, he could not do so.

When they woke up the next morning, the round face wore his pants and went to the toilet without wearing his jacket. Lu Shu suddenly laughed out loud. “Already? You can’t hold it in, right?”

The round face was dumbfounded and once again laid down with a crash. There was no way a man could say no!

“From Nagaya Kawayoshi’s distress, +69!”

The rivalry between men was very odd. The two of them simply lay there. Even as they knew it was time to eat lunch, neither of them even spoke about getting up… they even gave up guarding the warehouse…

Kawayoshi’s face started to turn purple and he looked at Lu Shu. He was providing Lu Shu with more and more distress points. On the other hand, Lu Shu was not in the least pressured. As he was still young, he was strong enough to hold in his bladder. He was eagerly looking forward to Kawayoshi giving him more distress points…

To be honest, this method of earning distress points made Lu Shu feel that he had found a new way to defeat his opponent by surprise.

He had an accurate grasp of human nature. Kawayoshi had more pride and dignity in this aspect, and Lu Shu was tackling the problem at its core.

It was at this moment that someone suddenly shouted from outside the warehouse. “Where did the people guarding the warehouse go? Is there no one?”

Kawayoshi quickly sat up and shouted. “Yes, there is, I’m coming!”

There was finally a way out for him. This time, it was not that he could not hold his bladder, but because he had work to do. However, Kawayoshi still rushed to the toilet first. The moment he relieved himself, he felt that the world was so beautiful…

Lu Shu put on his clothes and opened the doors to the warehouse. A truck had stopped in front of the warehouse. A man with a peaked cap looked at him and said. “Yamada! Aren’t you usually quite fast? What happened to…”

He had not finished speaking when he suddenly felt a chill down his spine. He looked around him but there was nothing to be found.

On the other hand, the smiling Lu Shu was wondering whether the man had figured out his identity, and whether he had to get rid of the man as a result…

“Ahem,” the man said. “This is the new batch of resources. After signing, do register it in the computer. Don’t store these materials deep in the warehouse, lest the base next door come and take them away in two days.”

Lu Shu happily signed. Two people emerged from the truck to transport 13 boxes into the warehouse. The boxes were made of aluminum and were sealed tightly.

Kawayoshi finally put on his pants and came over. He actually recognised the deliveryman and said. “Uchida! Long time no see.”

The man in the peaked cap looked pleasantly surprised to see Kawayoshi. “Lord Nagaya! Why are you here too?”

“Someone took a photo of me and Matsuura Haraichiro from the Conservatives attending a funeral together. Honestly, I don’t even know who this Matsuura Haraichiro is,” Kawayoshi blabbered on.

Uchida laughed. “You don’t need to worry. Looking at your strength, you can immediately advance to Class C. You will definitely be reemployed then.”

“Ha ha, of course,” Kawayoshi laughed. He was not worried about his future at all. When Lu Shu talked to him the previous afternoon, Lu Shu had sensed that there was someone above Kawayoshi. His allocation to the warehouse was more of a rehabilitation period just for show. He was quite different from the Yamada, Lu Shu had replaced.

But Lu Shu had never thought that this Kawayoshi was actually a favoured member of the Collection of Gods!

In reality, every department head in the Collection of Gods were usually Class C key members. Under normal circumstances, once you had advanced to Class C, your treatment would be worlds apart from that of before.

Thus, in this case, it would not only result in Class C’s being favoured, but also those who had the potential to advance to Class C, many would try winning them over in advance.

The Collection of Gods was now lacking in heritage. This was not only a result of Nie Ting’s massacre earlier, but also because they had suffered heavy losses in the Koh Chang remains. Many key positions were still vacant.

Everyone was in an intense competition with one another. The one who first advances to Class C would have the chance to obtain a crucial department. This time, Kawayoshi’s leader Takashima Tairatsu had assigned him here to conceal his abilities. This was in order for him to quickly advance to Class C and take on a new job with an important role.

The Collection of Gods itself was very united, but there were politics everywhere. Takashima Tairatsu and Kitamura Kijitori had the same views on the surface, but on the inside they both had the intention of seizing power for themselves.

Whoever had more people on their side had greater influence in the Collection of Gods.

Whoever advanced to Class A first would truly be the unparalleled boss in the Collection of Gods.

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