Spare Me, Great Lord!

Panda Novel

Lu Shu said patiently to Wen Zaifou in the car, “You really cannot shout “the police is here” in a bank.”

Beside them, Sakurai Yaeko and Yu Fuyao laughed non-stop.

Wen Zaifou said impatiently, “Stop telling me that, I know!”

“What do you know.” Lu Shu was unhappy. “If you know, why did such a misunderstanding arise?”

“As a Lord of Heaven, I know everything in the world. Why are you teaching me about how to do things?” Wen Zaifou was someone who was very arrogant, how could he possibly tolerate Lu Shu’s comments?

Although he knew that he probably caused some misunderstanding earlier on, Lu Shu did not have to nag at him like nagging at a child.

Meanwhile, Lu Shu was unhappy too. The more he spoke, the angrier he got. “What’s wrong with reminding you? Didn’t we almost get surrounded by others because of you? What do you mean by you know everything, if I ask you any question, you probably won’t know the answer. Do you believe me?”

Wen Zaifou laughed when he heard that. “Come, ask me one question and I will ask you one question too. If I can’t answer your question, I will give Sakurai a magical weapon. If you can’t answer my question, you shall give me 20,000 Yen! Since you always say that I spend too much money!”

Lu Shu was dumbfounded.

‘Hold on, your terms did not make sense. Shouldn’t you give me a magical weapon if you can’t answer my question, why are you giving it to Sakurai Yaeko?’

However, after thinking about it, Lu Shu said, “Deal! My question is, which animal has 36 heads, four legs and 12 eyes?”

Wen Zaifou was stunned. He did not know how to answer that question. There was no such animals in the Luniverse, did the Earth have such a strange animal? He took out a black box and passed it to Sakurai Yaeko, then, he asked Lu Shu, “What creature is that?”

Lu Shu took out 20,000 Yen and passed it to Wen Zaifou, “I don’t know either.”

“From Wen Zaifou’s distress, +666!”

Wen Zaifou looked at Lu Shu in shock. ‘Why are you asking me a question that you don’t know how to answer?!’

20,000 for a magical weapon? That was such a good deal for Lu Shu…

Although the magical weapon was not for himself, it seemed pretty good to give it to Sakurai Yaeko too.

Sakurai Yaeko smiled as she sat on the seat beside the driver. She was not happy because she received the magical weapon but rather because of the fact that Lu Shu agreed to the deal even after Wen Zaifou said that he would give the weapon to her.

Yu Fuyao pointed to the black box in Sakurai Yaeko’s hand and asked, “What’s that?”

Wen Zaifou said to Sakurai Yaeko, “You open it by yourself at night, don’t let them see what it is.”

Yu Fuyao gave Wen Zaifou a shot. “Trying to create suspense.”

Meanwhile, Lu Shu suddenly felt that something was wrong. No matter how proud Wen Zaifou was, he would not agree to such a deal so easily. Moreover, this deal was brought up by Wen Zaifou himself.

This felt like… he purposely gave the weapon to Sakurai Yaeko.

In the past, he gave her a magical dagger engraved with a demon. Since Lu Shu had been to the Luniverse, he knew it very well. In the Luniverse, there were barely any weapons with souls.

That was even more of the case for the Earth. Lu Shu had never seen more than ten weapons with souls.

Yet now, Yu Fuyao gave Sakurai Yaeko a mysterious black box. What did he give her?

Unfortunately, Wen Zaifou did not allow Sakurai Yaeko to open it now. Lu Shu could not do anything even though he was very curious.

At this moment, Sakurai Yaeko mouthed the words “I will tell you after looking at it.”

Lu Shu thought, “Sakurai Yaeko is the best.”

Wen Zaifou and Yu Fuyao were busy playing mobile phone games in the back of the car. To Lu Shu, they looked like children who were addicted to gaming. Wen Zaifou especially seemed to be very interested in everything on Earth.

“How did the pages pop up in the mobile phone? I saw that there were many pictures inside. Are the things in the pictures real too?” Wen Zaifou asked curiously.

“Yes, they are real.” Lu Shu replied casually as he drove.

“If I want to contact you in the future, can I just text you or call you?” asked Wen Zaifou.

“Yes yes yes.” Lu Shu continued to reply casually.

After a while, Lu Shu heard notifications from his mobile phone in his pocket. He took out his mobile phone from his pocket and saw over 100 messages from Wen Zaifou.

Lu Shu turned to Sakurai Yaeko and said, “Can you find something to distract him, he must really have nothing to do!”

Sakurai Yaeko held in her laughter, took over Wen Zaifou’s mobile phone and opened a page of riddles. Wen Zaifou laughed non-stop at the back of the car.

Lu Shu felt that although his laughter was annoying, he was relieved that Wen Zaifou was not pestering him anymore.

However, Wen Zaifou suddenly said, “Lu Shu, let me show you how a fool talks.”

Lu Shu looked at him emotionlessly. “Authentic herbal tea authentic voice thank you for watching the show sponsored by the leading brand…”

Wen Zaifou was speechless.

“From Wen Zaifou’s distress, +666!”

He could not imitate that insanely fast speed!

Yu Fuyao glanced at Wen Zaifou. “Who are you trying to fool? Learning how to speak like a fool, do you think anyone would fall for that?”

Wen Zaifou replied calmly, “Who are you trying to fool? Learning how to speak like a fool, do you think anyone would fall for that?”

Yu Fuyao’s expression changed. “Stop the car, I want to beat him up!”

Wen Zaifou followed, “Stop the car, I want to beat him up!”

Sakurai Yaeko suddenly felt that they were actually having a pretty good time. She put her hands under her chin and looked at the scenery outside the car. Wen Zaifou and Yu Fuyao were quarrelling beside her and Lu Shu was driving the car beside her.

If time could stop at this moment, it would be perfect. She would not even mind if people were quarrelling beside her.

At this moment, Wen Zaifou who was sitting at the back row suddenly said, “I will leave after having my dinner. Thank you everyone, this trip has been pretty fun.”

Yu Fuyao said, “I am also leaving.”

Sakurai Yaeko was stunned. Why did they suddenly want to leave? Her mood suddenly changed and she forcefully smiled. “Oh, we welcome you two to come again anytime.”

Lu Shu looked at Wen Zaifou from the rear mirror. “Why are you guys leaving so suddenly?”

Wen Zaifou looked out of the window and seemed to have lost the mood to quarrel with Yu Fuyao. “There must be a reason that forces us to leave.”

Yu Fuyao smiled. “Why not, you guys follow us back to the Luniverse?”

“I probably won’t have time to look for you if I return to the Luniverse. I will not visit the Luniverse often too,” said Lu Shu. For some reason, he suddenly wanted to make friends with the two Lords of Heaven. However, the reason for him returning to the Luniverse would be to kill Duanmu Huangqi. After that, he wanted to return to the Earth to lead a normal life.