Shoujo Grand Summoning

"Phew…"

Wu Yan sighed in relief after collapsing on his soft bed. He looked like he had just come out of a comfortable hot spring bath.

A hot spring bath isn't enough to satisfy Wu Yan like this. Wu Yan knows the answer. He is not just physically satiated. He's also psychologically happy.

Wu Yan is alone in his room, there is only one bed here.

Indeed, this is just a single room.

Originally, the students had to stay in groups of four and five in a single room. Wu Yan also got grouped up with a bunch of male students from his class.

Then, out of nowhere, the hotel's management told Okamine-sensei that someone booked a single room for Wu Yan.

Before he got this message, he was busy giving the twins the business with his fingers.

Even Wu Yan knew who set this up for him.

Judging by the characteristic of the good samaritan, he more or less knew it had to be none other than Kyouhei who orchestrated this whole thing.

Wu Yan's carnal flames got dowsed when he thought about something.

Are the people on Fraxinus watching him through a video feed?

Although Ratatoskr wouldn't do this, he can't rule out Kyouhei's disgusting tastes and Reine's haraguro tendencies. Wu Yan sent the heaving twins back to their rooms before rushing for a cold shower. He immediately checked into this awesome single room.

He reflected on his experience today while staring at the cold ceiling. Although he scored double third bases with the twins, Wu Yan is still tired so his eyelids slowly closed.

Alas, when his consciousness almost blacked out, his phone started ringing.

"Ugh…"

Wu Yan groaned.

"It's so late, who the hell could it be? Is it Kotori?"

He picked up the phone while complaining.

"H-hey! Itsuka Shido? It's me!"

A sweet, tense, and anxious voice came from the other side of the phone. Wu Yan flinched.

"This voice…"

Wu Yan sighed.

"Miku?"

"Don't call my name like I am chummy with you, will you?!"

That's the voice of the spirit of sound, Izayoi Miku.

She's the one who called but she still berated Wu Yan. Her attitude is terrible as always. She's actually dissatisfied rather than bitchy.

Wu Yan couldn't tell, he was too tired to notice this.

"Well, I know you took the time to call but I am really tired today. Can we do this tomorrow? Kay? Bye~"

Wu Yan wanted to press the end call button when Miku shrieked.

"Hah? Wait! Wait a minute!"

Miku started freaking out when Wu Yan wanted to end the call.

"Don't just end the call on me like that! Are you doing something unsightly?! Men are all such dirty and abominable creatures!"

"Look, I don't know what you have in your mind but I am pretty sure you have it wrong."

Wu Yan retorted.

"I just want to sleep early, I am absolutely exhausted… considering what happened today…"

"Considering what happened today?"

Miku lowered her voice. She asked him out of curiosity.

"Wh-what do you mean?"

Wu Yan turned silent.

After turning into a spirit, Miku never befriended anyone personally.

More accurately, she never made a friend after she debuted as Yoimachi Tsukino.

Maybe I can chat with her?

Wu Yan perked himself up.

"Actually, I met two spirits today. They are such a handful to deal with…"

"Spirits?"

Miku gasped.

"You mean you're tired because you met a few spirits?"

"No, it's the events the spirits threw at me that exhausted me…"

Wu Yan bitterly laughed.

"Put simply, the twin spirits were originally one spirit. However, for unknown reasons, the original spirit split into two. The twin spirits started bickering because one day the twins will rejoin and one of the twins' personalities will be completely erased upon merging. I got dragged into their scuffles…"

"Spirits, huh?…"

Miku sounded like she was deep in thought.

"I wonder if they're cute…"

Wu Yan sprang up from his bed.

"I am serious here, if you're going to joke around then I am going to hang up, okay?"

"Wait…"

Miku coughed.

"I think I understand what's going on…"

"Good…"

"You're hitting on the twins, aren't you?"

"Yeap, you don't understand at all! You understood nothing!"

Wu Yan almost blew his top.

"Why did you automatically assume I hit on Kaguya and Yuzuru?!"

"Ah, so they are Yuzuru and Kaguya, sounds cute…"

Miku obviously had her sights on the spirits, her sweet voice gave her away.

"Okay, buster, if you're not planning to hit on them then why are you tired out over their scuffles?"

"This…"

Wu Yan scratched his cheek.

"Well, it's my job for one thing. And, I feel bad for the spirits…"

"Feel bad?"

Miku flinched.

"Don't you think so?"

Wu Yan sighed.

"They are all so cute, kind, and innocent, they don't bear any ill intentions against the world but the world would have them killed for causing spacequakes, much of it due to their involuntary actions. They are persecuted because they have powers that humans cannot fathom. Isn't that tragic?"

"In any case, I can't ignore them. It's my job and my sworn duty to save them all!"

"You…"

Miku's heart fluttered when he heard Wu Yan's serious declaration.

"W-what are you talking about? You're just a man, stop acting so handsome…"

"Acting handsome's part of the job, isn't it?"

Wu Yan shook his head. He slapped his cheeks.

"Thanks for calling, talking to you really lifted my mood. Although my topics were boring…"

"I-it's nothing… I also don't dislike boring topics…"

Miku murmured.

"You're just a man…"

"Nn?…"

Wu Yan asked.

"What are you saying? I can't hear you because of your low volume and stuttering. Hey, idol-san, are you okay going on stage with butterflies in your stomach?"

"I am not nervous!"

Miku raised her voice.

"I just don't want my cute voice to be defiled by stinky men like you!"

"Oh, is that so?"

Wu Yan raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah! Exactly!"

Miku yelled at him.

"Just die, idiot!"

Miku hung up on him.

Wu Yan felt speechless.

"Why did she call me?"