Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

NeZha: I have an idea! Snatch my Red Envelope!

Ding!

[Congratulations! You have snatched a Red Envelope from NeZha! You have received a Fire Wheel replica. It has been stored in your treasure chest!

NeZha: God Chen! I'm giving you this because you're not strong enough to use the real Fire Wheel yet. This replica is a little slower than the genuine article, but it could get where you want to be in two to three minutes!

Chen XIaobei: Thanks, Third Prince! Two to three minutes is good enough!

Chen XIaobei opened his treasure chest immediately.

Ding!

[Replica Fire Wheel; created by NeZha when he was learning basic crafting. It's a low-level item and can only be used once! Do you want to take it?]

"Yes!" Chen Xiaobei tapped the screen of his cell phone, and two rays of light filled the room. A pair of golden wheels shrouded in flames appeared; it looked so much more beautiful than the one he saw on TV.

"I think all I need to do is stand on it…"

There was no time for him to go on a test run, and so he mounted it without a second thought. The Fire Wheel was far steadier than he expected; the flames it was covered in did not hurt either. Putting on his Nightstalker Outfit, he controlled the Fire Wheel and instantly shot out of the window.

*Whoooosh*

Chen Xiaobei could feel the wind bombarding his face as he flew like Superman across the night sky. It felt like a dream, but he did not waste his time dwelling in it and quickly returned to the Red Envelope Group.

Chen Xiaobei: My enemy is more powerful than I am. I need something to defeat him!

Xiao Tianquan: I can help. Snatch my Red Envelope!

Ding!

[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Xiao Tianquan! You have received a Heavenly Dog Collar. It has been stored inside your treasure chest!]

Chen Xiaobei: Thank you Xiao Tianquan! I'll also need something to punish a disgusting pervert…

Yanwang: Just cut his genitals off like we do in hell! We also slice off the tongues of wrongdoers, nice and clean.

Chen Xiaobei: No! Cutting his genitals off is showing mercy to him.

Monkey King: You could ask Wei Xiaobao about it!

Wei Xiaobao: I'm here. I have exactly what you need, God Chen. Snatch my Red Envelope.

Ding!

[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Wei Xiaobao! You have received a bottle of Skybreaking Pillar. It has been stored in your treasure chest!]

Chen Xiaobei: Skybreaking Pillar? Sounds awesome. What is that?

Wei Xiaobao: It's a type of poison concocted by yours truly! I have mixed in legendary aphrodisiacs such as the Fuck-Me-Senseless Powder, I-Love-A-Thick-And-Big-Pillar, and forty-nine others!

Chen Xiaobei: I see… So, what does this poison do?

Wei Xiaobao: They are extremely potent love drugs, and no one could survive. Even the largest and longest penis in this world will crack and explode! (Evil Laugh)

Chen Xiaobei: Damn! That's evil!

Wei Xiaobao: But I'm not done yet! The poison is almost incurable, and the victim's penis will crack again if he thinks about sex again after he recovers! He'll bleed worse than a woman in period! (Evil Laugh)

Chen Xiaobei: I'll be damned! That's brutal…. And I like it! (Evil Laugh) Thank you, Lord Wei!

Wei Xiaobao: You are most welcomed! By the way, if it's alright with you could you please send me a Love Egg?

Chen Xiaobei: How'd you know about the Love Egg? (Shock)

Wei Xiaobao: There's another chat group of experienced old-timers! (Evil Laugh) Hong Haier sent it there once!

*Blaaargh*

Chen Xiaobei almost fell own from his Fire Wheel.

'What the hell is that experienced old-timers supposed to be?' Chen Xiaobei thought. 'Damn it, I was fooled by Hong Haier! Come to think of it, Princess Iron Fan won't be that desperate even though she is lonely most of the time!'

Chen Xiaobei: I've reached my destination. Thanks everyone, for your help! I'll definitely repay the favor for those who helped me. Also, add me in the experienced old-timers group, and we will talk about the Love Egg soon!

Wei Xiaobao: Alright. I wish you all the best!

Yanwang: What's a Love Egg? Is it edible?

Monkey King: I want to know more about Love Egg is as well!

NeZha: Hong Haier! I always thought of you as my brother! Why didn't you share good stuff with me?

Hong Haier: Cough… That thing is not for kids… Understood?

Suddenly, all everyone in the chat group could talk about was the Love Egg. Meanwhile, Chen Xiaobei had managed to sneak into Lanxin House in the Guiyan Mansion where Lan Mengchen stayed.

*Craaash!*

Zhuang Bifan smashed the empty bottle on the floor, cracked his neck, and stood up slowly. "I've been nice to you all this while!" He shouted at Lan Mengchen. "Don't blame me for forcing you!"

"Don't come near me! I told you not to come near me!" She screamed, backed up against the corner of a wall. Her entire body was trembling uncontrollably out of fear, her face laden with terror.

"I'm your fiancé! Can't you just sleep with me tonight?! I'm feeling really terrible!" Zhuang Bifan ignored her completely and approached her while he took off his own shirt.

"Your great-grandma told you not to bully me before we're married! Aren't you afraid of I'm going to tell your great grandma about this?" Lan Mengchen bit her lower lip in tears, her eyes filled with despair.

"Hehe… I thought you were smarter than that! I couldn't believe that you are such a naïve girl!" Zhuang Bifan laughed coldly. "It's true my great grandma really likes you, but you're becoming my woman sooner or later! There's nothing my great grandma can do even if you tell her everything!"

"Don't come near me! Or… I… I'll kill myself!" She grabbed a pair of scissors and aimed it on her own neck.

"Hehe... So you're not just naïve but also stupid! Do you really think that changes anything?" Zhuang Bifan was not even fazed; he chuckled darkly instead. "Go ahead, stab yourself! I promise that I'll bury the entire Lan Organization along with you! Your father, grandmother and everyone else you ever gave a damn about would be tormented as if they were in hell!"

*Thud*

Lan Mengchen's hand jerked, and the scissors dropped to the floor.

She did not fear death, but she could not afford to end herself – her family would follow her to the grave if she did. She never held fate in her own hands, while every step she took gradually became heavier since the day she became Zhuang Bifan's fiancée.

It was her destiny, and she would be the only one who would know the pain.

"Good girl! Serve me well, and the Lan Family will keep their status as the strongest family in Green Vine City! I might even help the Lan Organization become one of the top 100 organizations in our country!" Zhuang Bifan laughed darkly. "Come here. I think you know what to do, right?"

"What the hell is that?" Lan Mengchen suddenly started pointing behind him.

"What? Trying to distract me? Don't be stupid…" Zhuang Bifan chortled in amusement.

He was soon stunned. A collar that glowed in silver had flew at him from his back and latched itself around his neck.

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