Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Panda Novel

Goddess Chang’e: God Chen, you’re too kind! We are good friends! Helping you is something I should do in moments like this!

Monkey King: Huh? Weren’t you calling him Xiaobei gege just now? Why the sudden change?

Goddess Chang’e: Don’t make fun of me, Monkey King… It was just to help God Chen.

Hong Hai’er: Women! They always say things they don’t mean! Although NeZha and I didn’t participate in the Red Envelope snatching, we still saw everything in the group chat!

NeZha: Yeah! Yeah! Even a kid like me understands the hidden meaning behind Chang’e jiejie borrowing Rainbow Cloud Threads from Zhinu jiejie, and sewing the whole Seven Treasury Fragrance Pouch herself!

Goddess Chang’e: You… You are not allowed to talk nonsense…

Shaoba Xingjun: Allow me to interrupt – you are among friends, there’s no need to be shy, Goddess Chang’e!

Monkey King: Yeah! I am more than willing to accept you as my in-law!

Goddess Chang’e: You… You guys are all just talking nonsense… I’m leaving the chat…

NeZha: Chang’e jiejie’s lying to kids? You wouldn’t leave the chat group because of Xiaobei gege.

Hong Hai’er: Women always say one thing and mean the other!

Chen Xiaobei: Alright! Brothers, stop teasing her. Goddess Chang’e is thin-skinned. Let her off the hook.

Monkey King: Xiaobei is the most considerate! Sister-in-law is so lucky!

Shaoba Xingjun: I hope that Xiaobei can ascend to the heavenly realm as soon as possible so that he can really be together with Goddess Chang’e!

Goddess Chang’e: You guys are a bunch of bullies… I… I’ll mute the group so that I won’t have to see you guys babbling!

Chen Xiaobei: See! I told you guys not to talk about it anymore! See, now my Chang’e meimei is leaving!

NeZha: I bet a bottle of WaHaHa that Chang’e jiejie didn’t leave the chat. She’s probably still reading our chat!

Chen Xiaobei: Alright! Let’s change the subject! Don’t scare my Chang’e meimei away!

NeZha: Oh, okay…

Chen Xiaobei: Oh, right. Where’s brother Yanwang and Xiao Tianquan? I received their Red Envelopes just now. But why aren’t they talking now?

Yanwang: We’re here!

Xiao Tianquan: God Chen, are you going to ask us why we didn’t do as we had discussed to give you Earth-God grade materials?

Chen Xiaobei: Yeah! We made a pact that all of you would send Earth-God grade materials. Both you and brother Yanwang didn’t send them.

Xiao Tianquan: Because last time, you said that you only need one Red Envelope to complete your mission! Yangwang and I have been keeping an eye on the Red Envelope records and saw that you already received Monkey King’s Red Envelope. That’s why we changed the Red Envelope at the very last minute!

Chen Xiaobei: I’ll give guys a like for your quick-thinking! Haha…! Especially the High-grade Heavenly Dog Biscuit formula. That is exactly what I need!

Yanwang: The Abyssal Enigmatic Jade I sent is what you need urgently also! It’s required to upgrade your Netherspirit Battlescouter!

Chen Xiaobei: Wow! Are you guys worms in my belly? How did you know that I need to upgrade the Heavenly Dog Biscuit and the Netherspirit Battlescouter?

Xiao Tianquan: Because you were starting to need Earth-God materials! It means that you are associating with Earth-Gods! So, a lot of your things will need to be upgraded! That’s not too difficult to guess at all!

Yanwang: That’s right! Because Qianliyan was punished for sending you a personal Red Envelope, nobody dares send them to you anymore. That’s why we want to use this opportunity to give you the things you really need!

Chen Xiaobei: But, how did you know that I would get your Red Envelopes for sure?

Yanwang: We didn’t know either. We took the chance. If you didn’t get it this time, we would have sent another one during the Mid-Autumn festival and the gourmet food competition!

Chen Xiaobei: That means, if I didn’t get it, you would continue to send them?

Xiao Tianquan: Yeah! The Heavenly Dog Biscuit and the Netherspirit Battlescouter are the essential things you need to upgrade! That’s why we would do that!

Chen Xiaobei: Good brothers! You guys really went to great lengths to help me!

Yanwang: No, we didn’t! Your luck is off the charts! You got them the first time! That way, we can give you other things during the Mid-Autumn festival!

Chen Xiaobei: Haha! This is awesome! It’s really nice to have brothers!

Xiao Tianquan: God Chen, don’t get too excited just yet. We only gave you the things necessary for the upgrade, but if you really want the upgrade to be successful, you have to search for some of the materials yourself, and complete the upgrade yourself too!

Chen Xiaobei: I understand! The high-grade Heavenly Dog Biscuit will need Earth-God grade herbs! The Netherspirit Battlescouter would need other Earth-God grade materials too!

Yanwang: Yes! It’s good that you understand! Now that we cannot send you personal Red Envelopes, you will rely on your own for your matters in the future!

Chen Xiaobei: No problem! I cannot always rely on you guys! I have to do my part too!

Xiao Tianquan: If there are things you cannot get yourself, remember to tell us so that we can help you during the Mid-Autumn Festival Red Envelope session. With your luck, you’ll be sure to get them!

Chen Xiaobei: That’s right! Speaking of luck, I have another very important question. Just now, when I received 500,000 thousand merit points, the Netherspirit Battlescouter pointed out that I’ve also received an additional reward. What is that?

Yanwang: What?! How is that possible?

Monkey King: No way! What’s your cultivation? How could you have received an additional reward?

Xiao Tianquan: My god! God Chen really is extraordinary! You are not even an Earth-God but you have already received the extra reward!

Hong Hai’er: Incredible!

NeZha: Bro Bei really is Bro Bei! Too, too, too, incredible!

Shaoba Xingjun: 66666!

Goddess Chang’e: God Chen is a rare good man! ?

Chen Xiaobei: ? What in the world this additional reward? Why are all of you so surprised? Hurry up! Tell me!

Yanwang: Let me tell you! This additional reward is a reward given by the Heavenly Path when you reach 100 million disciples!

Chen Xiaobei: Reach 100 million disciples? ?

Chen Xiaobei: Oh, I know! The news about me saving the merpeople must have spread, and the people of Neptune must have become my disciples! I didn’t know that the number of disciples could be rewarded too!

Yanwang: Yes! Every faction, every deity, and even every monster had to work ridiculously hard to gain disciples to get this special reward!

Chen Xiaobei: No wonder sifu is always telling me to accumulate as many disciples as possible! It’s because of this benefit!

Yanwang: This is not just any random benefit! It’s almost impossible for mortals to amass 100 million disciples! That’s why the reward should also be awesome!

Chen Xiaobei: What is the reward? I haven’t felt any obvious changes until now!