Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms

Panda Novel

Chen Xiaobei: Now why would I want to trick you? Don’t you know my strengths as the leader of the Old Perverted Group!

Zhu Bajie: That’s hard to say! You have a lot of resources at hand but you may not have the top-tiered ones! Don’t think that you can just fool me by using some run-off-the-mill woman!

Chen Xiaobei: Alright! Wait a minute!

Chen Xiaobei exited the private chat to look for pictures of beautiful women online to be sent to Zhu Bajie.

“Oh no! There’s no internet connection here, where am I going to find the pictures?”

Chen Xiaobei’s palm began to sweat.

He could feel a headache coming when his gaze settled on the four women of Ancient Tomb.

“Whatever, I’m just going to use their pictures to fool him first!” Chen Xiaobei walked up to the women and suggested that he take pictures of them.

The women were puzzled but since he saved their lives, they all agreed to it.

Once he was done, he quickly sent their pictures over to Zhu Bajie!

Zhu Bajie: Trickster Chen! Why are you so unkind? What happened to completely naked? These four beautiful women are all dressed in clothes!

Chen Xiaobei: This is just a tester! I’m just allowing you to take a look at their faces and their bodies. If you’re satisfied, then send me the Red Envelope. Once that’s settled, I’ll send you high-definition nudity!”

Zhu Bajie: That’s more like it! But the four of these women are more of the lower rung of first class! They are not exactly the jewels of the crown! I won’t make the exchange! ?

Chen Xiaobei: The hell?! Are you very good looking yourself? Do you come with eight packs? You are not that great yourself but here you are nitpicking! You deserve to be single for 10,000 years!

Zhu Bajie: Enough nonsense! If you can’t give me a picture of a top-tier beauty then I’ll go out and play! I have an appointment with Wei Xiaobao and the others! I have other important things to do!

Chen Xiaobei: Which goddess is in trouble again? ?

Zhu Bajie: I’m really leaving! Don’t regret this!

Chen Xiaobei: Wait! I’ll go get a picture of a top-tier beauty for you! ?

Chen Xiaobei exited the group chat and then examined the group.

There was only Liu Xuanxin and Long Zishan left.

These two were top-tier beauties but Liu Xuanxin was wearing a mask and Long Zishan was treating her wounds.

“It’s her then.” Chen Xiaobei walked up to Long Zishan and when everyone was not looking, he secretly took a picture of her, and then sent it to Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie: Oh my goodness! This woman is too gorgeous! That face! ? That body! ? This is really really really good!

Chen Xiaobei: Hmph! Didn’t you just call me a liar?

Zhu Bajie: Haha! God Chen is the best! Women like these are practically extinct! Hurry! Hurry! Send me that completely nude voyeur picture to me! I can’t wait any longer!

Chen Xiaobei: Send me the Red Rnvelope first! I’m worried that if I give you the picture first, you’ll short-change me! ?

Zhu Bajie: Fine! Fine! Private package incoming! I would never shortchange God Chen!

Ding –

Congratulations! You received Zhu Bajie’s Red Envelope. Five high-tier Prosperous Monkey Fur has been stored inside your treasure chest!

Zhu Bajie: Five high-tier Prosperous Monkey Fur for five pictures! Hurry up! Hurry! ?

Chen Xiaobei: I’m in an emergency situation!

Zhu Bajie: What??!! You… You… You liar! You lied to me!

Chen Xiaobei: I’m not lying to you! I really am in a life and death situation! I’ll send the pictures to you once I’m safe alright!

Zhu Bajie: Why should I believe you?

Chen Xiaobei: I will send you the pictures in three days time! If I don’t you can go complain to Shen Gongpao. How is that?

Zhu Bajie: Alright! I’ll trust you this once! After three days, you have to send me ten pictures!

Chen Xiaobei: Alright! Alright!

Chen Xiaobei exited the chat with a giddy smile on his face.

Exchanging ten pictures, even if it was one hundred or even one thousand pictures, for five high-tier Prosperous Monkey Fur was just so worthwhile!

“Ahem!”

Long Zhishan suddenly coughed. Her eyes parted slightly, and her brows furrowed as she looked at Chen Xiaobei thoughtfully.

“Er…” Chen Xiaobei could himself starting to sweat again. “What is it? Faction Leader Long, are you awake?”

“Faction Leader Chen, have you done something that you shouldn’t? What is with that expression on your face?” Long Zishan narrowed her eyes.

“No… Nothing… What thing could I have done that I’m not supposed to do?” Chen Xiaobei was guilty as sin.

If Long Zishan found out about the ten nude pictures of her showering, the demigod would destroy him without question!

“Good!”

Long Zishan still had her suspicions but as she did not have any evidence, she had to let it go.

Chen Xiaobei exhaled, relieved.

Long Zishan then changed the topic. “Thanks to Faction Leader Chen’s pill… I’m almost fully recovered! After this, I might still need three to five days of recuperation, and I’ll be able to fully recover!”

Soon after, Six-Eared Macaque and Li Xiang woke up as well. From their appearance, it looked as if they too would probably need about three to five days to recover fully.

“I’m just relieved that everyone is fine.” Chen Xiaobei nodded. “Now, we’ll have to discuss our next plan!”

Six-Eared Macaque said, “Just give me three to five days to cultivate and I can wield 650,000 combat power! Then I will be able to grapple with Zhou Daoxian, then you guys and take care of the others. We’ll at least have a 50% chance of winning!”

Liu Xuanxin, Long Zishan and the other women were all stunned by his words.

First of all, Six-Eared Macaque was the exact replica of Zhou Daoxian. His presence alone made them extremely uncomfortable, as if the real Zhou Daoxian was sitting there with them.

Secondly, Six-Eared Macaque said that he could also wield 650, 000 combat power, and could fight Zhou Daoxian on his own, which make the whole thing even weirder.

If their savior Chen Xiaobei was not sitting there with them, the women would have suspected this to be a hoax.

“Not only a 50% chance!” Chen Xiaobei shook his head. “Six-Eared Macaque fights Zhou Daoxian while Faction leader Long can beat the other demigods and I have Osnur with me in my Verdant Emperor’s Divine Gourd. Let’s not forget my Blood God’s Deity-Killing painting! Wiping out the Anti-Bei Alliance is actually going to be a piece of cake!”

“Then there’s no need for anymore discussion!” Xiangyu said excitedly. “Let’s lay low for a few more days. Once Six-Eared and Faction Leader Long have fully recovered, we’ll attack them!”

Everyone was suddenly very excited. They were already ready to take revenge on the people of Anti-Bei Alliance for bullying them!

“No!” Chen Xiaobei shook his head. “The Anti-Bei Alliance are not my real enemies!”

“What do you mean?” Everyone asked.

“Don’t forget that the Blackwater Mystical Snake still hasn’t shown itself! We are still at the outside area of Epang Palace! We haven’t actually reached the actual tomb!” Chen Xiaobei said. “After this, I’m afraid that there’ll be danger that is far scarier than the Anti-Bei Alliance!”

“What should we do then?”

The group began to fluster.